my hellspawn is on the way

[Stuckey]

having a kid

hopefully a boy

advice for the first 9 months?? besides save as much $ as possible

[Jameerthefear]

Name him Jameer. Show him good anime for kids like Squid Girl or some shit. Raise him to be like me. You'll thank me.
Oh and make sure he's good at basketball.

[Out_In_Utah]

Congrats! Not a father myself, but I hear sleep is brutal once you have a kid, so nap while you can is my advice.

[Dresta]

having a kid

hopefully a boy

advice for the first 9 months?? besides save as much $ as possible
sexist ****

[-p.tiddy-]

Congrats, prepare for the scariest, happiest, most anxiety filled day of your life.

:cheers:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Congrats.

AZN babies are fukking adorable.

I saw a few today.

Made my heart melt when they smiled and were all big-eyed looking curious at the world around them.

[tomtucker]

Name him Jameer. Show him good anime for kids like Squid Girl or some shit. Raise him to be like me. You'll thank me.
Oh and make sure he's good at basketball.

all good names : Jameer, Sha-Sha, Jevon, Kendalyn, Shanana

[$LakerGold]

Congratulations.

[nathanjizzle]

congrats

[Stuckey]

I'm excited and nervous at the same time

I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money

[OldSkoolball#52]

I'm excited and nervous at the same time

I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money


Pics of the chick or nobody GAF

[Stuckey]

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[Bandito]

I'm excited and nervous at the same time

I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money
It's going to get worse when the baby is already here. Don't worry so much about money and just let life be. Money is going to come sooner or later, just be happy you'll have a kid. As for advice I recommend you to read the baby everyday so he gets interested in books.

[TheReal Kendall]

Save up bro and don't look at the vag when he coming out.

It's disgusting! I almost threw up.

My son just started crawling and he's been in everything he can get his hands on.

[HylianNightmare]

try to help mama out as much as possible she's gonna be going through some shit. see if fam is gonna get you stuff, what stuff, look into what you really need and what is just a thing he will use for just a couple months (if at all)
yeah sleep is going to suck for a while when they aren't on a shcedule yet but that phase only lasts a few months

most importantly, get hyped man. there is nothing more beautiful than looking into a baby's eyes and seeing yourself looking right back

[hateraid]

Grandparents, they'll be your best friends

You'll do fine. All those worries soon melt away once you get to first hold your new born. It'll all come naturally.

What would help is throw a baby shower. that way you get all the essential needs

[cos88]

on sims maybe. in real life you as well as stuckey are both phagots

[Meticode]

1.) Start saving for babies things right away. Don't get self-ish and buy yourself stuff unless you have the money.

2.) Get help from family as much as possible. If they offer to baby sit, take it. My wife and I have been lucky because her parents watch our daughter all the time. Not one day of daycare paid for in my life. Shit is expensive.

3.) The moment he/she's born you and lay your eyes on them for the first time ever you will not ever forget that feeling. For me personally, it was very peaceful and a lot of more things regarding life made more sense to me.

If you have one in your area, Once Upon a Child is a great place to shop. If your child grows out of clothes you can take clothes back there and sale them. Sometimes my wife and I will take things 1-2 years old that are still in good shape (1-2 huge tubes of stuff) and get $100-$200 back.