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Im so nba'd out
11-29-2013, 01:50 AM
for the rest of your life who would it be?

iamgine
11-29-2013, 01:55 AM
http://sukkerpunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Me-Myself-and-I.jpg

JimmyMcAdocious
11-29-2013, 01:57 AM
Does this person age? For example, if I chose someone 20 years older than me then I would be having sex with a 70 year old when I'm 50?

If so, I'm going with jailbait.

OldSkoolball#52
11-29-2013, 02:00 AM
Does this person age? For example, if I chose someone 20 years older than me then I would be having sex with a 70 year old when I'm 50?

If so, I'm going with jailbait.


I'm also going with jailbait.


Wait, explain to me what our justification is going to be again..

Im so nba'd out
11-29-2013, 02:08 AM
Yes the person ages

Boomerang
11-29-2013, 03:00 AM
I need a Jennifer Lawrence that is 10 years younger than me.

Jameerthefear
11-29-2013, 03:02 AM
Misaka Mikoto. She never ages either.

ukballer
11-29-2013, 03:05 AM
I've been on a Jennifer Lawrence kick lately so I'll pick her. I don't even know what it exactly is about her that would make me pick her over certain others, but she's got some kind of edge that I can't explain.

Boomerang
11-29-2013, 03:20 AM
Misaka Mikoto. She never ages either.
I thought this was some japanese hottie and I googled the name and was :wtf:

And good for another jennifer lawrence fan above. I love her personality and could stick with her no problem. She doesn't have the hottest body, but it's decent. I prefer my girls to carry a bit of weight than those model girls that are all skinny with no boobs. So she works perfectly.

brandonislegend
11-29-2013, 03:22 AM
I thought this was some japanese hottie and I googled the name and was :wtf:

And good for another jennifer lawrence fan above. I love her personality and could stick with her no problem. She doesn't have the hottest body, but it's decent. I prefer my girls to carry a bit of weight than those model girls that are all skinny with no boobs. So she works perfectly.
:roll: same

Fawker
11-29-2013, 03:30 AM
the person we marry i guess. dream sex is not worth it. all our parents screwed each other till the wheels fell off.

ROCSteady
11-29-2013, 03:42 AM
I'ma say Alice Eve. I love that woman's physical setup so damn much and she has that spark of intelligence in her eyes too.

fiddy
11-29-2013, 03:45 AM
SPK's avy

Patrick Chewing
11-29-2013, 04:41 AM
I've been on a Jennifer Lawrence kick lately so I'll pick her. I don't even know what it exactly is about her that would make me pick her over certain others


Cause she's ****ing gorgeous

miller-time
11-29-2013, 04:55 AM
I'm 29 so I'd go with someone that is 18 or 19. Get some longevity, if it is just sex. Don't know anyone off hand that age, but that'd be my strategy.

ukballer
11-29-2013, 05:11 AM
Cause she's ****ing gorgeous

Absolutely. But there are others who could be considered more physically attractive, but there's something about her that just gives her an edge. Probably the whole not giving a shit about trying be a size zero model etc.

pinhead
11-29-2013, 05:16 AM
Miley Cyrus.

Wavves
11-29-2013, 06:25 AM
Ariana Grande for me, sure I'd love a phat ass and big tits, but dat tight body just gets me going.

And she is similar age to me so we can grow old and **** old together.

Meticode
11-29-2013, 06:26 AM
My wife. Oh wait, I already got that. :pimp:

code green
11-29-2013, 06:55 AM
My wife. Oh wait, I already got that. :pimp:

And you probably still **** her face to face, huh? :rolleyes:


Emma Watson, please.

FiveRings
11-29-2013, 10:37 AM
Chlo

NuggetsFan
11-29-2013, 11:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NAXmRHi.gif
http://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/23-barbara-palvin-@realbarbarapalvin-hottest-sexiest-women-on-instagram.jpg
http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/barbara_palvin/barbara_palvin_instagram_gWexipe0.sized.jpg

Barbra Palvin atm easily.

pauk
11-29-2013, 11:36 AM
^-----

hateraid
11-29-2013, 12:05 PM
1- Wife
2- Laura Vandervoort

nathanjizzle
11-29-2013, 12:26 PM
this girl

http://i39.tinypic.com/iggqdd.jpg

alenleomessi
11-29-2013, 12:37 PM
I've been on a Jennifer Lawrence kick lately so I'll pick her. I don't even know what it exactly is about her that would make me pick her over certain others, but she's got some kind of edge that I can't explain.
i would agree if its for few years but this is for the rest of our lives we are talking about... im few years younger than her and she has potential to get fat ( she always says how she loves to eat in interviews )... so 10 years from now this could be a bad decision...
so here i would probably look for talented and cute girls in the age range of 13-15 that have great genetics ( mother has big boobs for example )

MetsPackers
11-29-2013, 12:44 PM
GOBB. I'd own dat ass by the end of the first night so much it'd take him 3 days to walk his whole mail route. I'd hit it so hard he'd start telling people he was bowlegged so they'd stop wondering. And he wouldn't even be mad doe


Second choice probably meticodes wife

tomtucker
11-29-2013, 12:45 PM
[QUOTE=FiveRings]Chlo

tomtucker
11-29-2013, 12:48 PM
this girl

http://i39.tinypic.com/iggqdd.jpg


has a big dick huh ?



okay, whatever floats your boat

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2013, 01:07 PM
Emma Watson all day.

CelticBaller
11-29-2013, 01:29 PM
Barbra Palvin atm easily.
win :applause:

pauk
11-29-2013, 01:44 PM
Emma Watson all day.

Her?

http://photos.posh24.com/p/914234/z/halle_berry/emma_watson.jpg

I think you can do better than that....

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:34 PM
And you probably still **** her face to face, huh? :rolleyes:


Emma Watson, please.
And what if sometimes I do mother****er? What the **** about it? Well at least we know your taste is girls who feature that girl next door look that are in the early 20s but they look 15. :rolleyes:

code green
11-29-2013, 02:36 PM
And what if sometimes I do mother****er? What the **** about it? Well at least we know your taste is girls who feature that girl next door look that are in the early 20s but they look 15. :rolleyes:


:oldlol:

i'm ****ing with you, homie.

Fresh Kid
11-29-2013, 02:38 PM
a fine ass redbone 5'2-5'6, curvy hips, thick thighs, slim waist, big juicy lips, long hair, fat ass, nice vocals, yea thats what i want.

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:43 PM
:oldlol:

i'm ****ing with you, homie.
WHAT!?

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:43 PM
a fine ass redbone 5'2-5'6, curvy hips, thick thighs, slim waist, big juicy lips, long hair, fat ass, nice vocals, yea thats what i want.
What about 5'1 3/4"?

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:45 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/mmwjdi.jpg

The absolute most beautiful and sexy female on the planet.
What's an unphotoshopped picture look like of her?

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:49 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2qvw4fs.jpg

For real

Most beautiful girl on the planet
Forgive me ignorance. What's her name?

Le Shaqtus
11-29-2013, 02:51 PM
Her?

I think you can do better than that....

How you gonna pick the worst picture, you can do that with any woman.

http://imageshack.us/a/img845/839/2elz.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img607/4025/40x0.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img850/7968/zobb.jpg

hateraid
11-29-2013, 02:53 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/mmwjdi.jpg

The absolute most beautiful and sexy female on the planet.

Looks like my choice Laura Vandervoort

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Laura-laura-vandervoort-1212442_480_600.jpg

Meticode
11-29-2013, 02:57 PM
To be frank (bring on the negs), in the end the looks won't matter. If you live into your 70s and 80s the likihood you'll be having sex on a consistent basis is slim to none. Whoever you're with married (or in this case sexually bound to) for the rest of your life will eventually become old just like you. So many things will take effect. You'll lose your sex drive, she'll lose her sex drive. Let's not even talk about ED which effects tons of men as you get older. Or the cancers and sicknesses you'll have.

In the end what's going to matter is the company you keep around you. When you're sitting there on your death bed the last thing you're going to be thinking about is the best sex you ever had with someone (with how many times we have sex in our lives, especially if you're married, you probably can't even pinpoint the exact best time).

What's going to matter is the relationships you have with the people around you and your significant other (if you have one) and what you made of those times.

Bring on the negs,

Wayne

Fresh Kid
11-29-2013, 02:59 PM
What about 5'1 3/4"?
maybe, i might let her slide, meaning that i might slide:lol

Meticode
11-29-2013, 03:06 PM
You may or may not be correct

But the thread isn't asking what you just typed out

We wanna know if you could only bang one chick ever, who would it be?

Cheer up bro!!!!!!!

Side note, I have no will to live past the age of 65. Once I'm 65 I'm ready to go
The OP says for the rest of your life. Not just ever. But...forever...no other puss puss.

I'm pretty cheery actually. Things were going rough for me a couple months back, but things are really good right now and I'm happy with my family.

flipogb
11-29-2013, 03:06 PM
there will be a lot advancements in medicine and technology for us by the time we are 70, so it might not be a problem

Meticode
11-29-2013, 03:08 PM
there will be a lot advancements in medicine and technology for us by the time we are 70, so it might not be a problem
There are estimates that with the current pace of medicine and technology that a person born today, will have the ability to live to 150 years old.

I think that's a little exaggerated, but I wouldn't be surprised that people living over 100 years old would be common like people living over 80 today.

Meticode
11-29-2013, 03:09 PM
I have heard of your tales

You're married to this infamous meticode's wife? Or are you divorced/separated?
We were separated for about a month, but things are fine now.

FiveRings
11-29-2013, 03:18 PM
:oldlol: of course :rockon:
I had a hard time choosing between

http://i44.tinypic.com/f1dpw6.jpg


and


http://i42.tinypic.com/mhvu2x.jpg


Both girls are a few years past their primes, so I just went with the younger one.

Meticode
11-29-2013, 03:20 PM
Good to hear, stay sharp.

I really don't see the point in life though once you're so old you have to hobble everywhere and sex is near non existent or might as well be.

All I do is work play basketball nd spend time w females :pimp:

Can't do any of that once I'm an old dude
That outlook might change if you ever have a child. Right now everything that I do is an extension of my myself towards my daughter.

On one side I don't want to prolong my life outside of anything natural. I want to enjoy life, enjoy time with my family, eat healthy, life healthy and die.

On the other side I want to extend my life as long as possible to get as much time as possible with my family and my daughter to see her grow up and help guide her through life or help her whenever she needs it to see the legacy of my family.

Obviously it's one of those things where you know your time is coming obviously, you don't know when, so if you have the time you have now, what are you going to do with it every day? Get on ISH and post on your laptop like a lot of us do? Or go out and live the world and experience life and the universe?

Perfect analogy of what I'm referencing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOksW_NabEk

Jameerthefear
11-29-2013, 03:39 PM
I had a hard time choosing between


Both girls are a few years past their primes, so I just went with the younger one.
But Chloe is sixte-
oh. oh my :o

pinhead
11-29-2013, 04:51 PM
She is Sara Underwood

Her nose sucks.

JEFFERSON MONEY
11-29-2013, 05:14 PM
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af275/furtdecurent/LannyBarbie-1.jpg

Probably has a million and one creative ways to do just about anything.

FiveRings
11-29-2013, 05:22 PM
But Chloe is sixte-
oh. oh my :o
The movie Hick (came out in 2011) was her prime

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8d47a1e6d0889a8564e6acc939dcfee0/tumblr_mph5xkuirI1rq9z74o1_400.gif


http://data.whicdn.com/images/33096720/tumblr_m7dkleQ4qD1rnq7q6o1_500_large.gif


http://i43.tinypic.com/efh4cz.jpg

FiveRings
11-29-2013, 05:25 PM
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af275/furtdecurent/LannyBarbie-1.jpg

Probably has a million and one creative ways to do just about anything.
She looks like Khloe Kardashian :lol Yuck.

magic chiongson
11-29-2013, 05:51 PM
^ agreed


do you need to live with the person or just meet for sex?

JimmyMcAdocious
11-29-2013, 11:24 PM
Alright found my girl.

http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/28299/3a015b282985010.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/3a015b282985010)http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/29184/0e1fb9291832809.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0e1fb9291832809)http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/28299/ca776f282985855.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ca776f282985855)http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/28299/b8f44f282983120.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b8f44f282983120)
http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/29184/5fa90a291832934.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5fa90a291832934)http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/28299/e2fe18282987027.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e2fe18282987027)http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/29184/3f0d9f291832743.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/3f0d9f291832743)http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/28299/9f453c282985494.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/9f453c282985494)

Younger than me, great face, great body, tits aren't too big (saggy with age), great skin, looks a bit slutty, and looks like she would age well.

LosScandalous
11-29-2013, 11:30 PM
Aubrey Plaza

Dolphin
11-29-2013, 11:33 PM
Right now?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TBo2BSuBR0c/Ukr4C2aE-VI/AAAAAAAAMwo/T-dzAtReaHY/s1600/Alyssa+Arce.jpg

http://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Alyssa-Arce-17.jpg

Loneshot
11-29-2013, 11:37 PM
Angie Varona

Dolphin
11-30-2013, 12:11 AM
So you want to f*ck Robert Mitchum?

In other words, you think of Robert Mitchum when you see hot women and are gay.

pauk
11-30-2013, 12:26 AM
How you gonna pick the worst picture, you can do that with any woman.

That was the one with no makeup & no photoshop.... still you can do better than that dude, just being helpful :cheers:

ROCSteady
11-30-2013, 07:17 PM
Chloe Moertz (nothing attractive about her)? Miley? Emma Watson?

Those are awful choices if you talkin women in the world. Those are awful choices for just the popular celebrities on the radar, let alone the obscure ones who internet fanboys know about

Le Shaqtus
11-30-2013, 07:25 PM
That was the one with no makeup & no photoshop.... still you can do better than that dude, just being helpful :cheers:

:cheers: