Predict Kobe's Stats When He Comes Back

[Jameerthefear]

14/3/3 44% shooting.

[TylerOO]

:durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed:

This is Kobe Bryant we are talkin bout. Atleast 22 points

[Psycho]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.

[Jameerthefear]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.
geez psycho...

[CelticBaller]

:durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed:

This is Kobe Bryant we are talkin bout. Atleast 22 points
on 37%

[TheReal Kendall]

20+/5/2

[Mr. Jabbar]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.

at least you chose a proper nickname

[zoom17]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.

:biggums:

[Psycho]

geez psycho...

Kobe ends it all while singing along to this song in between the sobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN4jk819Fc

[robert de niro]

at LEAST 1/1/1

[outbreak]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.
:roll:

I rekon he'll go for about 18/4/4 on 42%, with his current roster he will be taking a lot of shots and I don't think the current line up will help open up space for good looks either

[Inferno]

I'd say 19/4/4 or something

[#number6ix#]

27/5/5 on 60/40/90 at the least

[Jameerthefear]

lets be honest. the lakers were retarded to pay him that much w/o even seeing him play. he's going to be one of the most overpaid again lol

[TOUCH MY BODY]

25/4/4.

[ispin69]

Who cares, that Klown's career is over. Some kobe stan please tell me how he will win another ring so we all can have a good laugh. His extension pretty much marks the end of this rapist's chapter.

[TheMilkyBarKid]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.
:roll:
God damn that is brutal

[VIntageNOvel]

in this tanking season? i would say 30/5/5 in 50/40/90 with one leg

[outbreak]

lets be honest. the lakers were retarded to pay him that much w/o even seeing him play. he's going to be one of the most overpaid again lol

The amount may turn out to be correct if he comes back blazing but it's just a head scratcher as to why they rushed into it and didn't let him return first. Sure he may look great in practice but so did Oden, Roy, Rose etc

[Jameerthefear]

in this tanking season? i would say 30/5/5 in 50/40/90 with one leg
well kobe hasn't shot 50% in a season ever (lebron>>>) so I doubt he'll do it on one leg.

[Jameerthefear]

The amount may turn out to be correct if he comes back blazing but it's just a head scratcher as to why they rushed into it and didn't let him return first. Sure he may look great in practice but so did Oden, Roy, Rose etc
that's the main thing. he didn't play one game. his fans are so dumb they think it was a good signing. not with this new cap.

[no pun intended]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.
your posts are always full of lols

[TheReal Kendall]

lets be honest. the lakers were retarded to pay him that much w/o even seeing him play. he's going to be one of the most overpaid again lol

This.

[Jameerthefear]

your posts are always full of lols
http://i.imgur.com/nKK6ysJ.png

[YouGotServed]

14/3/3 44% shooting.

Too low. I think he can average 23+ on 40% shooting. Lakers will probably be at .500, too.

Leaderbe.

[coin24]

Who cares, that Klown's career is over. Some kobe stan please tell me how he will win another ring so we all can have a good laugh. His extension pretty much marks the end of this rapist's chapter.


Are you the Denver illegitimate rape child or something? So :mad: at someone you've never met:roll:

[TOUCH MY BODY]

lets be honest. the lakers were retarded to pay him that much w/o even seeing him play. he's going to be one of the most overpaid again lol

Translation: I am not educated and never took a college course on business.

[Jameerthefear]

Translation: I am not educated and never took a college course on business.
no i have not taken a college course on business. i'm 15 years old. so you think it was smart to sign kobe without seeing him play at least once? get real. regardless of that seeing the owner line his pockets w/ a couple more bucks shouldn't matter to you guys. what should matter is if the team is winning or not.

[b1imtf]

Why are you turning into a troll?

[Heavincent]

OP is pretty stupid.

[Jameerthefear]

Why are you turning into a troll?
not trolling. just annoyed. lakers fans are just the worst, and it's so much the mods can't do anything about it.

[b1imtf]

not trolling. just annoyed. lakers fans are just the worst, and it's so much the mods can't do anything about it.
Ease up. That's what most of them want.

[NLZ]

33/9/3

[inclinerator]

22

[branslowski]

14ppg though Op? This ain't Dwight we talkin bout.:lol

[Jameerthefear]

14ppg though Op? This ain't Dwight we talkin bout.:lol
if it was dwight he'd actually be efficient (unlike koME) so.

[coin24]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AUtkxdlwQZw/UWxTAF6qFpI/AAAAAAAAHRw/6Oa3pMwXWFw/s640/Dwight+Howard+hates+free+throws.gif

Dat efficiency:bowdown:


Dont be mad cause you got caught out today Jameer:oldlol:

[Heavincent]

if it was dwight he'd actually be efficient (unlike koME) so.

Except Kobe is more efficient than Dwight.

[Stringer Bell]

22, 5, 4.

45% Fg

[Levity]

no i have not taken a college course on business. i'm 15 years old. so you think it was smart to sign kobe without seeing him play at least once? get real. regardless of that seeing the owner line his pockets w/ a couple more bucks shouldn't matter to you guys. what should matter is if the team is winning or not.

they paid him that much as a sign of respect for a guy whos been the face of the franchise for 18 years, and this being his last contract, they wanted to say thanks. by paying him before hes even played is a way that lakers management shows respect/thanks to kobe for what hes done with the team during his sole career with LA.

yeah its a lot of money and eats up the cap, but the fact that the team paid him before he came back, shows they have faith and trust in kobe regardless if hes only a shell of his former self or not. His name alone adds millions into the buss' pockets every year. They know this and appreciate it, no doubt.

the contract was all about respect, and its admirable to see a franchise care so much for its player. but yeah, it doesnt help our cap situation, but with gasols 20 mil coming off, and steve nash most likely being bought out with the stretch provision, that gives the lakers around 25 mil in cap space. Theyll be fine.

[CanYouDigIt]

16 Ppg
3 Rpg
5 Apg

42% Fg
29% 3pt

[scm5]

~25 ppg on 44% FG 35% 3FG
~4 rpg
~7 apg
3.5 TO/gm

The current Lakers squad is struggling more offensively than defensively, which is weird for a D'antoni team. I think Kobe will fix that and try to score more, but also facilitate more. I don't think he'll go for as many rebounds as he has in the past.

[fragokota]

Is he playin tonight?

[gts]

Predict Kobe's Stats When He Comes Back

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[TheMarkMadsen]

lets be honest. the lakers were retarded to pay him that much w/o even seeing him play. he's going to be one of the most overpaid again lol

Again? He won 2 FMVPS during his last contract.

Then again, you were like 10 in 2008-09

[NumberSix]

I doubt he'll be playing starter minutes right out of the gate.

[pegasus]

OP is pretty stupid.
He probably thinks you called him pretty and stupid and is happy about it.

[pegasus]

I doubt he'll be playing starter minutes right out of the gate.

This. He won't get impressive stats in the first few weeks, but if he stays healthy, I can see him averaging 25/4/7 at .450 shooting from mid-January and on.

[Shade8780]

0/0/0. Kobe returns only to immediately snap his other Achilles while walking onto the court. He falls to the ground bawling in pain, only for Shaq to run up and rape him while he is down. Kobe commits suicide the next day, and is forgotten.

Kobe ends it all while singing along to this song in between the sobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN4jk819Fc
My favourite troll :lol

[lakerspng]

it will take a couple weeks for Kobe to start playing more than 30 minutes per night... Miami game on christmas he'll probably play 35 or more. by then I'll say he's averaging 24 points, 5 rebounds and 7.5 assists.

[DMAVS41]

25/5/5 55% Ts

[Legends66NBA7]

It just had to be against the Raptors when he comes back.

:facepalm

[G-Funk]

27-24/5-4/5-4 46-44%

[MMM]

21 - 24 PPG 4 Reb 4 Ast on 43%
Lakers win 45 - 48 games, not sure if that would be enough to make the playoffs in the West

[Jameerthefear]

i love kobe
okay

[crisoner]

Kobe ends it all while singing along to this song in between the sobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN4jk819Fc

Kobe must of raped you as well. Let it go.

[Jameerthefear]

i overestimated kobe

[Droid101]

i overestimated kobe
So it's been the whole season, and we can let our predictions stand as is?

WTF is with you people.

[oh the horror]

it will take a couple weeks for Kobe to start playing more than 30 minutes per night... Miami game on christmas he'll probably play 35 or more. by then I'll say he's averaging 24 points, 5 rebounds and 7.5 assists.



Too late. 4 games in and he's already logged a game over 30. IMO it's too much too soon.

[Beatlezz]

i overestimated kobe

Preseason? :confusedshrug:

[zoom17]

some of the predictions are ridiculous :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

27-24/5-4/5-4 46-44%
http://i.imgur.com/LD7bEPY.gif

[Jameerthefear]

21 - 24 PPG 4 Reb 4 Ast on 43%
Lakers win 45 - 48 games, not sure if that would be enough to make the playoffs in the West

http://i.imgur.com/FgKjlrS.gif

[Jameerthefear]

it will take a couple weeks for Kobe to start playing more than 30 minutes per night... Miami game on christmas he'll probably play 35 or more. by then I'll say he's averaging 24 points, 5 rebounds and 7.5 assists.
http://i.imgur.com/QaP3dLb.gif

[Jameerthefear]

This. He won't get impressive stats in the first few weeks, but if he stays healthy, I can see him averaging 25/4/7 at .450 shooting from mid-January and on.
http://i.imgur.com/etWqUkz.gif

[riseagainst]

Jameer is really becoming one of the worst posters on this forum. I guess that's what 15 year old hentai-loving children are.

[iTare]

haha this pretty entertaining tbh.

[KingBeasley08]

Jameer in the otc- weirdo
Jameer in the nba forum- awesome

[Solefade]

so many people lost in this thread LOL

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer in the otc- weirdo
Jameer in the nba forum- awesome
ty

[oh the horror]

Jameer is the classic case of a kid releasing teenage angst via trolling online.



Hits puberty begins to troll obsessively.

[Black and White]

ty

:facepalm Jameer your trolling is really starting to get old

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer is the classic case of a kid releasing teenage angst via trolling online.



Hits puberty begins to troll obsessively.
i hit puberty a while ago

[CelticBaller]

lol are these guys nuts :oldlol:

[Lebron23]

And he's going to be the starting shooting guard in the 2014 NBA All Star Game. worst starting guard since 1994 BJ Armstrong.

[kurple]

i get what jameer is trying to do. but come on man, it time to stop

dont help ruin the place for the people who actually wanna talk basketball

keep your lame gifs for the OTC

[Lebron23]

You Kobe stans reminded me of the rose stans at the start of the season.

[Solefade]

And he's going to be the starting shooting guard in the 2014 NBA All Star Game. worst starting guard since 1994 BJ Armstrong.


I mean all of his MVPs, FMVPs, all team defense, 1st team, half of his rings are undeserved so why would this be a surprise? :roll:

[retaxis]

"bu bu but Kobe won't play unless he is averaging like 25ppppggggg cos he said so...!1!"

children:lol :lol

[TheMarkMadsen]

You Kobe stans reminded me of the rose stans at the start of the season.

You're one to talk. Lets all strive for LEBRON23 levels of maturity.

[Lebron23]

I voted for Harden and Curry in the 2014 NBA western conference Ballot. It's totally very unfair to the other guys if Kobe is going to be the starting SG in the West. Kobe already had plenty of NBA All Star appearances.

[Jameerthefear]

I voted for Harden and Curry in the 2014 NBA western conference Ballot. It's totally very unfair to the other guys if Kobe is going to be the starting SG in the West. Kobe already had plenty of NBA All Star appearances.
it is unfair. you can't even use the "oh well he's more entertaining" excuse since at this stage he isn't. i'd much rather see Harden throw it down and Curry swish 3s than Kobe brick shots.

[Legends66NBA7]

Tracy McGrady and Yao Ming got voted in as starters for the all-star game when they never even played a game. Bryant's getting in as a starter, no matter what he's going to produce.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on his last legs was getting voted to the all-star game even though his production went down considerably. I fully expect Bryant to get those nominations till his career is over.

May not be fair, but it's not that serious of a problem.

[gts]

Tracy McGrady and Yao Ming got voted in as starters for the all-star game when they never even played a game. Bryant's getting in as a starter, no matter what he's going to produce.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on his last legs was getting voted to the all-star game even though his production went down considerably. I fully expect Bryant to get those nominations till his career is over.

May not be fair, but it's not that serious of a problem.

Didn't Shaq get voted in when he had barely played a meaningful minute one year?

Anyways, this is nothing new, when you leave the vote up to fans the fans are going to vote for who they want to see...