ITT: You Are Kanye West

[Loneshot]

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2013/11/tn_rth.jpg

People didn't even like water before they saw me drinking it! I invented thirst...

[Budadiiii]

*Insert delusional incoherent babble here*

[andgar923]

"I made sex popular" K.West

[andgar923]

"Before I came along people didn't listen to music. I made a record and people started to listen to music... I AM MUSIC!!!" K.West

[Loneshot]

"Before I came along people didn't listen to music. I made a record and people started to listen to music... I AM MUSIC!!!" K.West
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Loneshot]

Before me Hot Pockets wasn't even hot, Sway! They was just pockets until i microwaved one and people started callin em' hot! Cmon, Sway!

[Budadiiii]

"I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now, who's going to be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more? Or do you want to marginalize me?"

Oh wait... this n*gga actually said this shit. :facepalm

[Loneshot]

"I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now, who's going to be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more? Or do you want to marginalize me?"

Oh wait... this n*gga actually said this shit. :facepalm
:roll: :cheers:

[Loneshot]

I'm dying over here :lol

Kanye: No, you are not, I'M dying, for i am the only person who ever lived to die in the first place.

[andgar923]

Sway: But Ye, bro... bro... here me out. So you're saying there was no sex before you?

Ye: No, Im saying that I made it popular. It was through my artistic sexuality that I made people enjoy sex, before me it was never popular. I have dedicated so much passion...

Sway: But Ye... Kanye.... bro.. bro.... you saying that before you people didn't enjoy sex?

Ye: Yes!!! I am people's. I am the most influential hum- entity... I am the most influential microcosm in this universe. When god created me he created sex. I created god!!!

Sway: So you're saying... Bro... bro... god damn bro can you let me say something!!!???!!! So people never enjoyed sex before you came along???

Ye: No. I am the Ralph Lauren of the human mind and desire, I am the Da Vinci of the MIchaelangelo, I am the Splinter of the Ninja Turtles I am AM.

Sway: So ye what about all of the millions of people that were born throughout history, they didn't come about because their parents didn't enjoy sex?

Ye: They were reacting... they were following nature's demand for procreation, to exist, to survive... I AM a survivor. When I went to Paris and met with the top fashion designers they laughed at me, they stole my ideas, I am FASHION!!!

Sway: So when I jack off it's not because I enjoyed it?

Ye: No. you enjoy it because of ME!!!

Sway: You're saying I think about you?

Ye: YES, I am everybody's desire, I made people want to jack off, master bate I made enjoying sex the act of sex is popular because of me. So yes I do presume that you... that I made it popular because of me. Why? because I visited Chanel and they said my coat wasn't fashion, they said my shoes weren't great, but Nike's became popular because of me. Michael Jordan was successful because of me, I MADE MICHAEL JORDAN!!!

Sway: :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Budadiiii]

Sway: But Ye, bro... bro... here me out. So you're saying there was no sex before you?

Ye: No, Im saying that I made it popular. It was through my artistic sexuality that I made people enjoy sex, before me it was never popular. I have dedicated so much passion...

Sway: But Ye... Kanye.... bro.. bro.... you saying that before you people didn't enjoy sex?

Ye: Yes!!! I am people's. I am the most influential hum- entity... I am the most influential microcosm in this universe. When god created me he created sex. I created god!!!

Sway: So you're saying... Bro... bro... god damn bro can you let me say something!!!???!!! So people never enjoyed sex before you came along???

Ye: No. I am the Ralph Lauren of the human mind and desire, I am the Da Vinci of the MIchaelangelo, I am the Splinter of the Ninja Turtles I am AM.

Sway: So ye what about all of the millions of people that were born throughout history, they didn't come about because their parents didn't enjoy sex?

Ye: They were reacting... they were following nature's demand for procreation, to exist, to survive... I AM a survivor. When I went to Paris and met with the top fashion designers they laughed at me, they stole my ideas, I am FASHION!!!

Sway: So when I jack off it's not because I enjoyed it?

Ye: No. you enjoy it because of ME!!!

Sway: You're saying I think about you?

Ye: YES, I am everybody's desire, I made people want to jack off, *********e I made enjoying sex the act of sex is popular because of me. So yes I do presume that you... that I made it popular because of me. Why? because I visited Chanel and they said my coat wasn't fashion, they said my shoes weren't great, but Nike's became popular because of me. Michael Jordan was successful because of me, I MADE MICHAEL JORDAN!!!

Sway: :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
:applause:

You remembered all that from the interview or did you find the quotes on a website?

[andgar923]

:applause:

You remembered all that from the interview or did you find the quotes on a website?

I have a great memory :D

[Jailblazers7]

Sway: "But Kanye, why would a grown man want a pony?"

Kanye: "HOW SWAY? YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS LONGER THAN YOU! YOU AIN'T SPENT 13 MILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN MONEY TRYING TO BUY A PONY!"

Sway: "I understand, bro. I used to want a pony too, but..."

Kanye: "What's the name of your pony? We don't know."

[andgar923]

Sway: "But Kanye, why would a grown man want a pony?"

Kanye: "HOW SWAY? YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS LONGER THAN YOU! YOU AIN'T SPENT 13 MILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN MONEY TRYING TO BUY A PONY!"

Sway: "I understand, bro. I used to want a pony too, but..."

Kanye: "What's the name of your pony? We don't know."
:roll: :roll:

[andgar923]

People didn't even go down on girls til I told Ray J to do it to warm her up for me! YEEZUS

"Before me girls didn't suck d*cks. I made d*ck sucking popular. I am the Albert Einstein of the d8ck sucking!!! Cosmopolitan comes to me for d*ck succking advice. Nina Hartley was created by me, I am NINA HARTLEY!!! I went to Paris and they told me that my fashion wasn't good enough. I spent millions of dollars I am Launchpad McQuack in the flesh!!!" K. West

[embersyc]

I made that Daft Punk song popular, nobody even heard of Daft Punk before that.

[blablabla]

yeezus just keepin it real

[KobesFinger]

Whatever, y'all wish you could be Kanye. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but acting like Yeezus is blasphemy son. I ain't even mad though, I'm out here setting trends, doing it big, making my paper and going home to Kim errynight, while you ain't doing nun. You prolly at home beating your dick to Kim and the niqqa Ray J. It's cool, he hit it first but I hit it last, and he who hits last hits hardest. I should copyright that, nobody steal that line I might still use it. He should repent, I'd forgive him if he asked for forgiveness.

Whatever man, I'm sitting here playing 2K. Shout out to Derrick Rose, man, that niqqa nice. Not as nice as Yeezy though. Did y'all know I had my own shoe? Air Yeezy niqqa. I had my own shoe before I dropped College Dropout. You know why I dropped outta college? I'm omniscient dawg, I already know errything, I'm a genius

[longtime lurker]

This thread delivers :applause:

[LockoutOver11]

omg wow hahahahahahaha I couldnt stop laughing I died at michael jordan part hahaha

[Loneshot]

"I made Neanderthal. The link between they and Homo Sapien was never missing, i just choose not to share it. Punk music is a reaction to Neanderthal, my tribute to myself, the raw in me...not just as an artist, but as an omega entity. I am flattered."