brahs help quick

[Twin Beadles]

I'm in the same room(library) with this cute girl who I've never talked to before. How should I approach

quick i have class in 39 minutes

[Twin Beadles]

Whip out your dick and fling it around like a helicopter.
Didn't work out quite as planned thelast 46 times ISH has told me to whip my dick out in the presence of a female.


inb4 babydick jokes

[Le Shaqtus]

Say hi.

Don't over think it.

[airchibundo507]

What's her facial expression? Does she look upset? Busy? She might have an exam she's preparing to take soon and won't want to be disturbed.

Are you attractive? If yes, you can basically just make a small introduction and ask for her number. If no, damn. You've already stated that she is attractive, and this guarantees that she is out of your league. The equation becomes much harder to solve.

Are you funny? If so, attempting to make her laugh would be a good start. If not, she'd probably shoot you down regardless of what you say, but you'd want to say something different.. Something she's never heard before because odds are she gets hit on a lot.

There are different approaches. If you're close enough you could see what subject she's studying and base your introduction off of that. Be observative and look for conversation starters.

Honestly, I wouldn't try. It sounds like a kamikaze mission to me. The bitch probably ain't there to socialize with finals right around the corner. Unless you are attractive, abort mission and attempt again when the parameters are more in your favor.

[TheSilentKiller]

Say hi.

Don't over think it.
annnnnnnnnnnnnd end thread

[DonD13]

you might leave the room for couple minutes and ask her to watch out for your computer maybe?

[airchibundo507]

Say hi.

Don't over think it.

Maybe if they're in the same league. If she's out of your class it becomes more strategical.

[kNIOKAS]

I'm in the same room(library) with this cute girl who I've never talked to before. How should I approach

quick i have class in 39 minutes
Ask her if you can take pics for ISH, bra.

[rufuspaul]

Ask her if you can take pics for ISH, bra.


Yes, snap a quick pic with your phone and post it in this thread. It will help tremendously.

[Budadiiii]

Cute white girls aren't interested in manlet asians with pudgy faces.

Sorry bro. Literally nothing you can do.

Go home and fap with your own tears. Save some and put them in a container and ship them to me. I'll give you my address via PM.

[Bandito]

you might leave the room for couple minutes and ask her to watch out for your computer maybe?
What if she steals it though?

[TheReal Kendall]

I'm in the same room(library) with this cute girl who I've never talked to before. How should I approach

quick i have class in 39 minutes

Need pics!

[Jameerthefear]

walk up and kinda drop your book or something (something where you have to like stop and she picks it up.) then be like thanks and go from there.

[TheReal Kendall]

walk up and kinda drop your book or something (something where you have to like stop and she picks it up.) then be like thanks and go from there.

:biggums: :wtf:

Jameer giving out advice on how to pick up women!

Damn the world must be coming to an end

[Le Shaqtus]

No matter what advice we give you, you'll be unable to execute until you're seasoned in this sorta thang

You gotta embrace it

This is the kind of thing you have to be really smooth with.

Pretty sure none of us on ISH are Ryan Gosling here.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Just be honest and genuine, say: Hi, I'm ____, I just posted on an internet basketball message board in hopes they would help me find a way to talk to you because I lack any sort of passing resemblance to social skill. If you act nice to me I will probably cling to you for weeks and misconstrue every hint that you try to give me about being annoyed until you have to be a bitch to me. What your name?

[Dictator]

:lol Better talk to her because you're gonna regret not doing it.

[L.Kizzle]

If shes at a table with multiple chairs, just go sit down.

And bam, talk away.

[AintNoSunshine]

Whip out your dick and fling it around like a helicopter.


I know right? Has ISH already established that this is the way to go?

[fsvr54]

:lol Better talk to her because you're gonna regret not doing it.

This happened to me today and I'm still regretting it. I think she wanted me too which makes it worse.

[Dictator]

This happened to me today and I'm still regretting it. I think she wanted me too which makes it worse.

It happened to me so many times, I had to learn to take the initiative on what I wanted in life.

[DonD13]

What if she steals it though?

then she would be the one for me ❤