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Unstoppabull
12-06-2013, 01:56 PM
Let's say you had the choice which gender you could be upon birth. No one would know. What would you choose and why?

Who do you think has the easier or better life overall?

CelticBaller
12-06-2013, 01:57 PM
I like being a man :confusedshrug:

It would be fun to see the closeted trannies of this forum

Psycho
12-06-2013, 01:59 PM
Woman. Then I could jam cucumbers in my vaj and basically have sex whenever I want.

nightprowler10
12-06-2013, 02:41 PM
Man, 10 times out of 10. Overall, we have some **** we have to put up with, but it pales in comparison to what is expected of women. Not to mention, I'm not a fan of bleeding on a monthly basis.

-p.tiddy-
12-06-2013, 02:45 PM
Would you rather be a man or woman?

:biggums:

-p.tiddy-
12-06-2013, 02:47 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/SxbGmePX8SI/AAAAAAAAKM4/D2aYecQAte8/s1600/burqa.jpg


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ace23
12-06-2013, 02:51 PM
If I knew I would be attractive, I'd probably be a woman. No easier ticket to riches than being a sexy woman. Lol

nightprowler10
12-06-2013, 02:52 PM
If I knew I would be attractive, I'd probably be a woman. No easier path to money as a woman than being sexy.
What if you had bad luck and ended up being born in Saudi Arabia?

ace23
12-06-2013, 02:52 PM
What if you had bad luck and ended up being born in Saudi Arabia?
Suicide.

nightprowler10
12-06-2013, 02:53 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/SxbGmePX8SI/AAAAAAAAKM4/D2aYecQAte8/s1600/burqa.jpg


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And that's just the most obvious thing to state. It's not like women have it as easy as men in this country either.

-p.tiddy-
12-06-2013, 02:54 PM
And that's just the most obvious thing to state. It's not like women have it as easy as men in this country either.

very true

MavsSuperFan
12-06-2013, 03:06 PM
anybody who says female, doesnt appreciate all of the advantages men have. The only countries that are truly gender equal are the nordic countries.

Theoo
12-06-2013, 03:08 PM
i well be a lesbain woman dam that well be hot and look at ***** to pool showers

$LakerGold
12-06-2013, 03:11 PM
Okay Theoo.

$LakerGold
12-06-2013, 03:12 PM
i well be a lesbain woman dam that well be hot and look at ***** to pool showers
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20Situation/Kick/bowenkickgk9.gif

knickballer
12-06-2013, 03:18 PM
anybody who says female, doesnt appreciate all of the advantages men have. The only countries that are truly gender equal are the nordic countries.

No need to get ultra PC in every thread...


That being said I think the most hardcore feminist would rather be a man.

Theoo
12-06-2013, 04:09 PM
ya but if your woman your can look pussey in shower and have lesbain sex

Fresh Kid
12-06-2013, 04:25 PM
definitely not no woman:facepalm What kind of question iz this???:biggums: :wtf:

Theoo
12-06-2013, 04:43 PM
definitely not no woman:facepalm What kind of question iz this???:biggums: :wtf:
wow i fell sorry for you :facepalm lesbain sex is best

Eat Like A Bosh
12-06-2013, 04:49 PM
Are you kidding me? Life is definitely easier as a women.

Advantages off the top off:
Free Drinks
Tits
Society is nicer to you
Stay at home wife/mother is a respectable life choice
Doesn't hurt as much when getting kicked down there
Better Orgasm
Sex whenever you want
Never Pay for a date again
Literally never pay for anything ever again.
you can be a flat out broke as a woman but call some guy and say "Hey, you wanna go out??" and that guys going to pay for EVERYTHING thinking that there might be that possibility that you put out before the end of the night..
Can marry a dying millionaire(assuming I'm still attractive)
First off a sinking boat/crashing plane
No Military draft
Maternity leave
Allowed to cry in public
Blame any emotional outburst on mensies
Can do all the things that normally would get me mocked by dickbags
If theres a domestic fight...the guy ALWAYS gets put in handcuffs....and THEN they ask the woman what happened...and depending on how many tears she squeezes out determines if the guy is going to jail...


That being said, I still choose to be a man. Maybe minus Menstrual cycles, menopause, painful child birth, I would consider it. And I would still happily choose to be a girl for a day.

gigantes
12-06-2013, 05:03 PM
both sexes think the other one has it easier... and both are probably right for different reasons.


http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20131206/1000/friday_gifdump_513_03.gif

lefthook00
12-06-2013, 05:54 PM
Men >>>>>>>> women. I don't even want daughters.

A more fair question is gay male vs. woman.

chosen_one6
12-06-2013, 06:09 PM
Are you kidding me? Life is definitely easier as a women.

Advantages off the top off:
Free Drinks
Tits
Society is nicer to you
Stay at home wife/mother is a respectable life choice
Doesn't hurt as much when getting kicked down there
Better Orgasm
Sex whenever you want
Never Pay for a date again
Literally never pay for anything ever again.
you can be a flat out broke as a woman but call some guy and say "Hey, you wanna go out??" and that guys going to pay for EVERYTHING thinking that there might be that possibility that you put out before the end of the night..
Can marry a dying millionaire(assuming I'm still attractive)
First off a sinking boat/crashing plane
No Military draft
Maternity leave
Allowed to cry in public
Blame any emotional outburst on mensies
Can do all the things that normally would get me mocked by dickbags
If theres a domestic fight...the guy ALWAYS gets put in handcuffs....and THEN they ask the woman what happened...and depending on how many tears she squeezes out determines if the guy is going to jail...


That being said, I still choose to be a man. Maybe minus Menstrual cycles, menopause, painful child birth, I would consider it. And I would still happily choose to be a girl for a day.

All societal and materialistic bullsh*t that in the end doesn't really matter in life. Typical of a man to say women have it better. The reality is, they don't.

CelticBaller
12-06-2013, 06:12 PM
both sexes think the other one has it easier... and both are probably right for different reasons.


http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20131206/1000/friday_gifdump_513_03.gif
That looks like fun. Why can't we have games like that in here :(

tomtucker
12-06-2013, 06:16 PM
Are you kidding me? Life is definitely easier as a women.

Advantages off the top off:
Free Drinks
Tits
Society is nicer to you
Stay at home wife/mother is a respectable life choice
Doesn't hurt as much when getting kicked down there
Better Orgasm
Sex whenever you want
Never Pay for a date again
Literally never pay for anything ever again.
you can be a flat out broke as a woman but call some guy and say "Hey, you wanna go out??" and that guys going to pay for EVERYTHING thinking that there might be that possibility that you put out before the end of the night..
Can marry a dying millionaire(assuming I'm still attractive)
First off a sinking boat/crashing plane
No Military draft
Maternity leave
Allowed to cry in public
Blame any emotional outburst on mensies
Can do all the things that normally would get me mocked by dickbags
If theres a domestic fight...the guy ALWAYS gets put in handcuffs....and THEN they ask the woman what happened...and depending on how many tears she squeezes out determines if the guy is going to jail...


That being said, I still choose to be a man. Maybe minus Menstrual cycles, menopause, painful child birth, I would consider it. And I would still happily choose to be a girl for a day.

but you don

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-06-2013, 06:22 PM
I wouldn't mind being a woman if I had the power of beauty the love of my fellow people sharper intuition higher verbal intelligence the role of matriarch shaping a child's life sharper sense of smell and weird mood swings I'd be game
but socially they have to put up with so much retarded stuff. My ex, sister and a few of my friends have 120+ iq are tom boyish but feminine and groan at the sheet stupidity they come acriss. It just sounds flat out painful to be stabbed by a hard organ over and over. Ouch.

gigantes
12-06-2013, 06:25 PM
and don't forget... for a while we were all monosex in the womb.

remember those glorious days?

TheReal Kendall
12-06-2013, 06:27 PM
Well nowadays you do have a choice.

You can be either male or female by a simple operation. :facepalm

Those men that want to be a woman are suspect also

Dictator
12-06-2013, 06:52 PM
Some of you actually would want to be a female?

:milton

Theoo
12-06-2013, 07:08 PM
Some of you actually would want to be a female?

:milton
:kobe:

lesbain sex

TheReal Kendall
12-06-2013, 07:09 PM
:kobe:

lesbain sex

:lebroncry:

Bloody periods

Budadiiii
12-06-2013, 07:11 PM
:kobe:

lesbain sex
If you were to be a women, chances are you would be attracted to fat throbbing dick.

Lesbian sex would repulse you.

Me and gigantes are planning an orgy with some other members on ISH... are you interested?

CelticBaller
12-06-2013, 07:11 PM
:lebroncry:

Bloody periods
Back pains from big breasts, having to be scared of every man at night since most of them can overpower you and rape you etc...

Psileas
12-06-2013, 07:43 PM
What kind of discussion can there be in a board/thread full of males in a question that can practically (=in most people's minds) have only one "decent" answer, unless you ask to get blasted? I'm content by being my own gender, but it's not as if this isn't the same answer I've gotten by pretty much any famales that I'd asked either. And it's not as if I or anyone here is qualified to answer. The only ones who are even close to do so are the ones who have existed as both males and females, and even they will tend to be biased against their former gender.

And I agree with many of Bosh's arguments of the hardships that men face compared to women (although some of them are repetitive). Just the negative responses that it generated is more evidence of the whole "if you're male, stop complaining and keep your problems to yourself" mentality of some.

Here's a recent "touching" video of males helping a whole lot a fellow weak looking male who is (supposed to get) bullied by a stronger one (the whole "men don't get help because they can defend themselves" BS): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uDJjKgDWI

Budadiiii
12-06-2013, 07:47 PM
I remember me and a buddy talking about this in 8th grade.

He said if he was a girl he would be the biggest slut around, would be sucking off guys on the reg, letting guys finger the *****, etc. I agreed and we had a good laugh about it.

ace23
12-06-2013, 07:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uDJjKgDWI
Lol at the women being the ones to react.

More lol @ the white knight that pulled dude off when he saw the woman trying to stop the fight.

Psileas
12-06-2013, 07:52 PM
Lol at the women being the ones to react.

More lol @ the white knight that pulled dude off when he saw the woman trying to stop the fight.

This. :oldlol:

macmac
12-06-2013, 07:53 PM
and don't forget... for a while we were all monosex in the womb.

remember those glorious days?

I remember having mono sex once, but I was too tired so she had to ride me and I ended up probably transmitted it to her

Theoo
12-06-2013, 07:54 PM
If you were to be a women, chances are you would be attracted to fat throbbing dick.

Lesbian sex would repulse you.

Me and gigantes are planning an orgy with some other members on ISH... are you interested?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEELL NO WHAT FK** YOU SAY MAN. if i well chose woman i well be 100% lesbain . that is is 100% more pussey then i have to my life now . i well fk ** a bitches all day and when i come home i well have my own pussey play with :banana: if i have a 3some with a girls (that i well do many time) is 150% more pussey in to my life :roll: i fell sorry to these that wanna be man cuz you can be a chicks and be alpa

ace23
12-06-2013, 07:56 PM
This. :oldlol:
Is that your video?

Dresta
12-06-2013, 07:58 PM
anybody who says female, doesnt appreciate all of the advantages men have. The only countries that are truly gender equal are the nordic countries.
:facepalm

CelticBaller
12-06-2013, 08:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uDJjKgDWI
I'm sorry, but you got to be a punk to get bullied. Even if you get your ass kicked the bully won't fvck with you again because he won't risk the chance of you getting the best of him the second time

Psileas
12-06-2013, 08:02 PM
Is that your video?

No, it's just a video I saw today, it's gone somewhat viral, and this was the suitable moment to show it.

ace23
12-06-2013, 08:04 PM
No, it's just a video I saw today, it's gone somewhat viral, and this was the suitable moment to show it.
I thought so because it only had 4 views. Now I see that the original link has 2 million+

Psileas
12-06-2013, 08:05 PM
I'm sorry, but you got to be a punk to get bullied. Even if you get your ass kicked the bully won't fvck with you again because he won't risk the chance of you getting the best of him the second time

There's no such universal law. It'd be good for the victims if it existed. I'm pretty sure some bullies won't stop unless someone (the victim or someone else) violently forces them to.

chosen_one6
12-06-2013, 08:21 PM
Here's a recent "touching" video of males helping a whole lot a fellow weak looking male who is (supposed to get) bullied by a stronger one (the whole "men don't get help because they can defend themselves" BS): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uDJjKgDWI

Most of the people that walked by and didn't do anything were Asian. Coincidence?

Budadiiii
12-06-2013, 08:28 PM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEELL NO WHAT FK** YOU SAY MAN. if i well chose woman i well be 100% lesbain . that is is 100% more pussey then i have to my life now . i well fk ** a bitches all day and when i come home i well have my own pussey play with :banana: if i have a 3some with a girls (that i well do many time) is 150% more pussey in to my life :roll: i fell sorry to these that wanna be man cuz you can be a chicks and be alpa
I never looked at it that way. :biggums:

So are you saying a beta male like me could be an alpha? :banana:

Lesbain sex. :banana:

I have lesbain sex with ace23 and his mom. :banana:

Eat Like A Bosh
12-11-2013, 02:42 PM
If I knew I would be attractive, I'd probably be a woman. No easier ticket to riches than being a sexy woman. Lol
This. Being born as a Caucasian white girl with rich parents in Cali is like starting the game in easy mode.

Bandito
12-11-2013, 02:49 PM
I don't want babies coming out of my vag. Or bleeding out of it either so I choose man.

The only reason I would choose woman is if I know I'm going to be hot and could get me a rich guy :pimp:

MavsSuperFan
12-11-2013, 02:50 PM
This. Being born as a Caucasian white girl with rich parents in Cali is like starting the game in easy mode.
Being born rich period is starting life in easy mode.

You dont think being a rich arab kid is easy mode?

Edit: Lebron's kids will have an easier life than 99.99% of humanity.

Eat Like A Bosh
12-11-2013, 02:52 PM
Being born rich period is starting life in easy mode.

You dont think being a rich arab kid is easy mode?
Yup. I better not be a women then.

rufuspaul
12-11-2013, 03:04 PM
I don't want babies coming out of my vag.


You have a vag?

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-11-2013, 03:17 PM
This. Being born as a Caucasian white girl with rich parents in Cali is like starting the game in easy mode.

True in terms of financial security, not being lonely and status yeah.

But she'll likely never be
physically stronger
more creativity
have a stronger grasp of reality
mentally stronger
more engaged in philosophy
go through more life threatening real sh!t
etc.

as any old average joe in ISH.

And average joe also has hella more freedom. and if you got friends you actually got legit fukking friends and not acquaintances.

True story.

You define your success fellaz.

Unstoppabull
12-15-2013, 11:40 PM
True in terms of financial security, not being lonely and status yeah.

But she'll likely never be
physically stronger
more creativity
have a stronger grasp of reality
mentally stronger
more engaged in philosophy
go through more life threatening real sh!t
etc.

as any old average joe in ISH.

And average joe also has hella more freedom. and if you got friends you actually got legit fukking friends and not acquaintances.

True story.

You define your success fellaz.
Why would I care about any of the mentioned shit when life's good? :oldlol:

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-16-2013, 12:22 AM
Why would I care about any of the mentioned shit when life's good? :oldlol:


Because no matter how much of a hedonistic materialist moron you portend to be

you are a human

and humans have souls and minds and are motivated by self expression and curiosity

consciences as well propelling them to refine their philosophies and codesof conduct

And this is where man made his mark on civilization and a testamemt to his pride in being self actualized and indivuduated. vonsequentially breeding amd inspiring more renegades revolutionaries and ideas

something youll likely never see a hot gurl do. Not calling them dumb just weak in this departmemt Ayn rand tho sure.

Bandito
12-16-2013, 12:25 AM
You have a vag?
Great way of only choosing what works for you and ignoring everything else I wrote. Do you work for CNN? or Fox?

riseagainst
12-16-2013, 05:16 PM
Woman. Then I could jam cucumbers in my vaj and basically have sex whenever I want.

:roll: