Adam Morrison's adjusted stats for his career...actually good

[travelingman]

This is Adam's stat line for his career:

7.5pts 2.1reb 1.4ast

Since Adam has Type 1 Diabetes, we have to adjust for his constant need for insulin. For a guy to put up those numbers while knowing that he could be DKA'd and end up dead if he doesn't get his insulin fix that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Adam constantly fearing for his life's sustainability and not caring too much about playing basketball, plus the fact that he's white and looks like a stoner. The adjusted stat for his career is:

40pts 29.6reb 85.1 ast

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.

Overall, it's a pretty good career and the Bobcats would have taken home the hardware if it wasn't for him being traded for another all-time great in my book, Vladimir Radmanovic (who couldn't get Charlotte to the Finals either because Larry Brown didn't see his true value). I am happy and can't wait when he is immortalized as a legend in Springfield.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319082

[Jameerthefear]

Damn. Great thread. I just moved him over Kobe on my alltime list because of this. Thanks OP.

[KyleKong]

Jeff predicted tonight's epic troll sessions with Kobe stans and took away our avatars to this website wouldn't crash.

You guys are *****.

[Mrofir]

This one was amusing

[iTare]

This is Adam's stat line for his career:

7.5pts 2.1reb 1.4ast

Since Adam has Type 1 Diabetes, we have to adjust for his constant need for insulin. For a guy to put up those numbers while knowing that he could be DKA'd and end up dead if he doesn't get his insulin fix that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Adam constantly fearing for his life's sustainability and not caring too much about playing basketball, plus the fact that he's white and looks like a stoner. The adjusted stat for his career is:

40pts 29.6reb 85.1 ast

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.

Overall, it's a pretty good career and the Bobcats would have taken home the hardware if it wasn't for him being traded for another all-time great in my book, Vladimir Radmanovic (who couldn't get Charlotte to the Finals either because Larry Brown didn't see his true value). I am happy and can't wait when he is immortalized as a legend in Springfield.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319082
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/DLDxWH0meJM/hqdefault.jpg

[RoundMoundOfReb]

:roll:

[inclinerator]

lol

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.

[AintNoSunshine]

:oldlol:

[Droid101]

Trolls really making it easy for people who need to populate their ignore lists this evening.

Use it to your advantage!

[Sarcastic]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.

:roll:

[ZMonkey11]

He is prone to cry at any point. That should up his ppg because it compounds his vision problems.

[BurningHammer]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/andresaga/LOLz/Tintin-HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW.jpg

[East_Stone_Ya]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/cwnevius/2006/03/26/morrison-400.jpg

[I<3NBA]

cracked me up, this thread did.

[Teanett]

:oldlol:

[moe94]

Great thread.

[atljonesbro]

Morrison average 28ppg in college one year :biggums:

[jbryan1984]

Adam Morrison has the life. Played 3 seasons, got 2 rings and made 16 million dollars. Wow. He's ugly as f*ck but probably gets laid more than tile.

[eurobum]

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.


:roll:

[moaz]

Adam Morrison has the life. Played 3 seasons, got 2 rings and made 16 million dollars. Wow. He's ugly as f*ck but probably gets laid more than tile.

This.

and posters here have also their lives, will never play his level, some of them will never get even a wedding ring, will be happy to make 16k a year.

But, we beat him in ISH posting.

[kNicKz]

Adam Morrison has the life. Played 3 seasons, got 2 rings and made 16 million dollars. Wow. He's ugly as f*ck but probably gets laid more than tile.

Haha true....

He's chillen right now

[#number6ix#]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.
Yeah he would've been the man in the 50's:roll:

[NewYorkNoPicks]

Yeah he would've been the man in the 50's:roll:

Holy shit i never thought about this...and its actually true. Ammo wouldve dominated slow, short white guys. He probably wouldve been Larry Birds inspiration too lmao

[riseagainst]

Yeah he would've been the man in the 50's:roll:

:roll:

[Black and White]

Let him go to the Euroleague and win a few more rings

[no pun intended]

Well, what can you say. He just works hard and does the right things everyday.

[DuMa]

Ammo was the true MVP for the 2009/2010 titles

[DCL]

the great white hope.

[Micku]

Ammo was a superstar talent put in a terrible situation, playing in the wrong era.

He has 2 rings and was a key piece to the Lakers success. What did the Lakers do without him? They got swept by the Mavs, and never got pass the 2nd round since he left.

Dude should be a legend. On par with the White Mamba.

[Black and White]

He has 2 rings and was a key piece to the Lakers success. What did the Lakers do without him? They got swept by the Mavs, and never got pass the 2nd round since he left.

Dude should be a legend. On par with the White Mamba.

He will be a first ballot hall of famer :bowdown:

[KobeClutchAsFK]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

This thread is ****ing comedy gold.

I am a HUGE kobe fan but even I was aghast at that retarded "kobe's adjusted stats for last night" thread. He played like crap, no way around it. It's to be expected and it wasn't a big deal that a 35 year old who came back early from an achilles wasn't very good his first game, but to try to spin it as anything other than a crap performance is ludicrous.

I think Kobe will return by next season to being a 27/6/6 player but I don't expect him to be very good this season. I'll be happy with 22/6/5 over the last half of the season after a brutally rough 16ppg month or two.

[AlphaWolf24]

actually makes more sense then some advanced stats I've seen here

:confusedshrug:

[moe94]

I think Kobe will return by next season to being a 27/6/6 player but I don't expect him to be very good this season. I'll be happy with 22/6/5 over the last half of the season after a brutally rough 16ppg month or two.

If Kobe does that at his age, then he has a case for GOAT longevity for a guard, including Stockton.

[KobeClutchAsFK]

If Kobe does that at his age, then he has a case for GOAT longevity for a guard, including Stockton.

Kobe will be able to do it because he will be using state-of-the-art currently-undetectable PEDs during the offseason to prepare his body for the next season. Just like LeBron and other top superstars do.