Friends, Family Say Derrick Rose Hasn

[Jameerthefear]

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CHICAGO—Close friends and family confirmed Tuesday that Bulls point guard Derrick Rose has remained completely silent for the past 17 days, failing to utter one word since learning that the torn meniscus in his right knee will cause him to miss a second consecutive season. “Derrick just sits there; he hasn’t even moved,” said Rose’s friend Andre Hamlin, adding that the three-time All-Star spends most of the day on the couch staring at the ceiling. “Yesterday he inhaled deeply like he was about to say something, but then he just sighed and changed the TV channel he was watching.” Rose’s mother, Brenda, reportedly visited over the weekend and told her pajama-wearing son to remain positive in the face of adversity—an encouragement sources said the 2011 NBA MVP responded to with a shrug.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/friends-family-say-derrick-rose-hasnt-said-single,34793/?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default

:roll: :roll:

[TheReal Kendall]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[LA_Showtime]

That's not surprising. I don't think Rose has the ability to put a sentence together. Have you seen him speak on television?

[MP.Trey]

:lol

[Black and White]

:facepalm rose

[SuperPippen]

:lol

I hope you fools eventually realize that this is a satirical article.

[pegasus]

If any of you did actually believe that story, check the source and then laugh at yourself.

[outbreak]

lol at the idiots missing it's from the onion

[zoom17]

:lol

I hope you fools eventually realize that this is a satirical article.

:oldlol:

[OJ SIMPSON 2.0]

Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish :lol

[Jameerthefear]

Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish :lol
why do you keep randomly flaming me?

[outbreak]

why do you keep randomly flaming me?

I think he's jealous

[Black and White]

Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish :lol

Your reputation would suggest otherwise......

[Le Shaqtus]

Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish :lol

And yet all you do is chase after every thread he makes, he livin' rent free in yo mind kid.

[InspiredLebowski]

Well, he only knows like 8, sooo. Which is one more than Lance Stephenson, but still.

[NumberSix]

Rose can speak?

[Budadiiii]

What a knee-jerk reaction by some of you.

[Random_Guy]

probably thinking about the 250mil in his bank

[fsvr54]

Funniest onion article ever because it's so believable. :lol

[STATUTORY]

:roll: excellent satire by onion because it seems so plausible

[Random_Guy]

wait it's not real?

[Fudge]

Idiots, including the OP, actually thought this was a real article.

That's even more hilarious. :roll:

[LA_Showtime]

Idiots, including the OP, actually thought this was a real article.

That's even more hilarious. :roll:

Lol I seriously doubt anyone actually thought it was real, unless they're unfamiliar with The Onion

[Jameerthefear]

Idiots, including the OP, actually thought this was a real article.

That's even more hilarious. :roll:
i've posted multiple "the onion" articles on here. i knew it wasn't real :facepalm

[Fudge]

i've posted multiple "the onion" articles on here. i knew it wasn't real :facepalm
Nope, nope. Not buying it.

[Jameerthefear]

Nope, nope. Not buying it.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=304972

[bagelred]

It's a really funny headline simply because it's also completely believable.

[Fudge]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=304972
Bet you thought that article was real too eh?

[KDthunderup]

How mentally fragile is this guy??

[AintNoSunshine]

The dude needs help, if we don't get him to speak soon his tougue will lose ita muscle memory and he will lose the ability to speak forever:(

[bigkingsfan]

Whoever went all in on D-Rose, lost.

[ClutchOver9000]

:oldlol:

[DuMa]

i was sad at first
then i was happy because the article is fake
then i was sad again because the dude has no reason to talk with high hopes right now

feels

[Jameerthefear]

The dude needs help, if we don't get him to speak soon his tougue will lose ita muscle memory and he will lose the ability to speak forever:(
:lol

[Eric Cartman]

The dude needs help, if we don't get him to speak soon his tougue will lose ita muscle memory and he will lose the ability to speak forever:(

:roll: :roll:

[diamenz]

ya'll laugh and joke but this nikka could /cut by the end of the week. sounds like rose is depressed than a motha.

[ralph_i_el]

He's going for his own previous record of 597 days without speaking

[Scholar]

He hasn't had reason to use the words he knows:
Cool
Slam
Dunk
Kobe da bess, tho
Bulls
What?
Oh

[kurple]

ish have never been a classy place, but damn... give rose a break

[HoopsFanNumero1]

I actually though it was real when I read the headline. That's how far his reputation has fallen over the past two years.