Do any of you use male sex toys?

[HardwoodLegend]

There has to be something out there that provides a more pleasurable sensation than the human hand in those desperate drought periods.

Thinking about getting an Alexis Texas mold. Really wish they would release Jynx Maze or Remi La Croix though.

Any of you have any experience or recommendations with Fleshlight, etc. products?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I don't but check this out from the Misc.

Incredible technology. Creepy as fuuk tho. Should become more popular en la futura especialy amongst the reddit crowd.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158251223

[niko]

I don't but check this out from the Misc.

Incredible technology. Creepy as fuuk tho. Should become more popular en la futura especialy amongst the reddit crowd.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158251223
That's way too weird for me. That's a piece of plastic that looks like a person. No thank you...

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

That's way too weird for me. That's a piece of plastic that looks like a person. No thank you...

I didn't ask for your opinion Mr. happilly married man.

[niko]

I didn't ask for your opinion Mr. happilly married man.
When i was single i didn't stick my ***** in toys either so i can have an opinion, thank you. What do you think? I'm not saying no one should do it, i said i won't.

[MavsSuperFan]

No, but the reason why I dont is I want to avoid the judgement of others.

It is weird that nobody holds it against a girl if she has a vibrator and yet guys are pervert losers if they have a fleshlight.

[HardwoodLegend]

No, but the reason why I dont is I want to avoid the judgement of others.

It is weird that nobody holds it against a girl if she has a vibrator and yet guys are pervert losers if they have a fleshlight.

Seems like a secret that would be pretty easy to keep though.

I admit that I would feel that small degree of shame you're talking about if I purchased one, but there really is no need to.

[chosen_one6]

I would never use a toy. There's always a woman for me to put my sausage in and if there are none around I use my spank bank in conjunction with Rosy Palms.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Too expensive. Where can I purchase used fleshlights?

[MavsSuperFan]

Seems like a secret that would be pretty easy to keep though.

I admit that I would feel that small degree of shame you're talking about if I purchased one, but there really is no need to.
Wouldn't your girlfriend find out really fast?

[-p.tiddy-]

Just about any woman that knows you have the mold of a porn-stars ass will view you as a creeper

I have gone into a few different sex shops with my wife to purchase lube and toys for her to use during sex, and she views just about all products for men as something that would only be purchased by creepy, lonely, 50+ year old men.

I kind of agree with her too...if you're purchasing a rubber p*ssy/ass then that means you are kind of throwing in the towel on real p*ssy...I have too much pride to buy a "male toy", if single I would rather just throw that money at a stripper.

[Patrick Chewing]

What about that adult friend finder site? Is that shit for real? I hear you can find **** buddies on there all the time.

[niko]

What about that adult friend finder site? Is that shit for real? I hear you can find **** buddies on there all the time.

A woman that would post her name and address on a website for random **** buddies strikes me as someone i'd want my dick 1,000 yards away from, but again - maybe that's just me being happy married guy. :lol

[DonD13]

i can't lie, i had intercourse with plastic bags before


http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m517/DonD133/travel1_zps466b199d.jpg

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m517/DonD133/sack2_zps190945d8.jpg

i got those once for my birthday
you fill them with water and make sexy time
:lol

[-p.tiddy-]

If I had P tiddy money I would buy a bunch of those creepy super realistic sex dolls and just leave em around the crib.

I know you got a kid now tiddy but you could just dress them up and still creep people out
that would be a funny experiment to bring a date home to...to see her reaction

"welcome to my home, sorry I didn't have time to clean up much...please excuse all these rubber ass molds, those are just what I fck all day when I'm alone..."

[Patrick Chewing]

A woman that would post her name and address on a website for random **** buddies strikes me as someone i'd want my dick 1,000 yards away from, but again - maybe that's just me being happy married guy. :lol

Marriage is fine and dandy, but even married men go through droughts. Face it, women can hold out for years if they wanted to. I know this is kinda going off-topic, but have you ever thought about swinging?

[HardwoodLegend]

plus I'm not quite sure how you clean those things, or how sanitary they are. so I'll just stick to chasing pu$$y and jacking off.

I was reading about it a bit, and that is one drawback about it. The cleaning/maintenance seems more time-consuming than I would prefer.

[HardwoodLegend]

Just about any woman that knows you have the mold of a porn-stars ass will view you as a creeper

I have gone into a few different sex shops with my wife to purchase lube and toys for her to use during sex, and she views just about all products for men as something that would only be purchased by creepy, lonely, 50+ year old men.

I kind of agree with her too...if you're purchasing a rubber p*ssy/ass then that means you are kind of throwing in the towel on real p*ssy...I have too much pride to buy a "male toy", if single I would rather just throw that money at a stripper.

Lazy, weak stereotype. Everybody beats off at some point or another. What's the problem with beating off in such a way that you're seeking a better sensation? Doesn't necessarily mean you're "throwing in the towel". It's just a search for a superior form of *********ion.

[rufuspaul]

I have gone into a few different sex shops with my wife to purchase lube and toys for her to use during sex



Pics of the wife using said toys or it didn't happen.

[-p.tiddy-]

Lazy, weak stereotype. Everybody beats off at some point or another. What's the problem with beating off in such a way that you're seeking a better sensation? Doesn't necessarily mean you're "throwing in the towel". It's just a search for a superior form of *********ion.
I understand your point of view, I really do...

[-p.tiddy-]

Pics of the wife using said toys or it didn't happen.
I've gone to sex shops with a couple of my exes too...I encourage them to use toys, I love that shit

it also lets them know they can be completely open and honest with you about what they like...

some guys are intimidated by female toys, I'm not in the least...in the end there is no toy on the planet that can do what a real man can do...which is grab them, throw them down, bend them over, pull hair, spank, etc...there is no substitute for that

[niko]

Marriage is fine and dandy, but even married men go through droughts. Face it, women can hold out for years if they wanted to. I know this is kinda going off-topic, but have you ever thought about swinging?
No, that doesn't really fit our personalities. Neither of us is the jealous type, but neither of us wants to bring other people in either. It would be kind of icky. My wife actually told me before we are married that she'd come over (live with me n NY), she'd be loyal, not give me shit but cheating, that ain't happening.

I think you need to have a personality that would welcome swinging or something like that. I also kind of laugh at "swinging" married people, why pretend you are married when you're not? Single is acceptable.

[-p.tiddy-]

when life size male robots come out, then I'll say..."uhhhh...okay I don't think I want that in the home babe..."

:oldlol:

[niko]

when life size male robots come out, then I'll say..."uhhhh...okay I don't think I want that in the home babe..."

:oldlol:
What if she lets it wear the Romo jersey? :lol

[-p.tiddy-]

What if she lets it wear the Romo jersey? :lol
maybe if she wears the Eli jersey...:lol

[LA_Showtime]

I have a flesh light, and I don't care if anyone knows about it. Hell, if a chick sees it so what?

[niko]

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]maybe if she wears the Eli jersey...:lol[/QUOTE

Now that's just weird. I'm going to slink out of the room now.

[MavsSuperFan]

Just about any woman that knows you have the mold of a porn-stars ass will view you as a creeper

I have gone into a few different sex shops with my wife to purchase lube and toys for her to use during sex, and she views just about all products for men as something that would only be purchased by creepy, lonely, 50+ year old men.

I kind of agree with her too...if you're purchasing a rubber p*ssy/ass then that means you are kind of throwing in the towel on real p*ssy...I have too much pride to buy a "male toy", if single I would rather just throw that money at a stripper.

Every single woman I have known and asked about this topic has a similar thought pattern.

What is the reason that the woman using a fake dick is normal, and the man using a fake ****** is a pervert loser.

[niko]

Every single woman I have known and asked about this topic has a similar thought pattern.

What is the reason that the woman using a fake dick is normal, and the man using a fake ****** is a pervert loser.
Because women want men to be take charge and desirable, not needy people who can't get a woman. Woman want to have caught a guy other woman want and who is desirable.

Men just want the hot girl, where and how she came from is not as important.

[-p.tiddy-]

Every single woman I have known and asked about this topic has a similar thought pattern.

What is the reason that the woman using a fake dick is normal, and the man using a fake ****** is a pervert loser.
there can't be double standards in sex because when it comes to sex we are just different beasts...we have different roles, by nature

women desire men that have no problems getting other women...not someone who (in their eyes) has resorted to fcking rubber objects

younger women have no issues getting men, so therefor it isn't seen as a pathetic act when they do it

[-p.tiddy-]

maybe if she wears the Eli jersey...:lol

Now that's just weird. I'm going to slink out of the room now.
robots in nfl jerseys having sex is weird to you?...you're such a square

[HardwoodLegend]

Because women want men to be take charge and desirable, not needy people who can't get a woman. Woman want to have caught a guy other woman want and who is desirable.

Men just want the hot girl, where and how she came from is not as important.

What about *********ion equates to "needy and can't get a woman"?

Remember, that's what we're talking about here. *********ion. An outlet that all resort to from time to time.

[HardwoodLegend]

I have a flesh light, and I don't care if anyone knows about it. Hell, if a chick sees it so what?

Standard model or pornstar replica?

How do you keep it clean? Everybody seems to have their own routine.

[Jameerthefear]

anime fleshlights are cool

[LA_Showtime]

Standard model or pornstar replica?

How do you keep it clean? Everybody seems to have their own routine.

I just wash it out with water. It comes with instructions. And it doesn't take long.

Standard

[Scholar]

I don't but check this out from the Misc.

Incredible technology. Creepy as fuuk tho. Should become more popular en la futura especialy amongst the reddit crowd.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=158251223

:oldlol: @ this gif someone posted in that thread:
http://i.minus.com/i5HosGmv7H5a7.gif

[niko]

What about *********ion equates to "needy and can't get a woman"?

Remember, that's what we're talking about here. *********ion. An outlet that all resort to from time to time.
I'm not saying it's wrong, i'm telling you what a woman would think. You don't see a difference between *********ing (which the woman does not see) and having a fake plastic woman in the house?

[HardwoodLegend]

I'm not saying it's wrong, i'm telling you what a woman would think. You don't see a difference between *********ing (which the woman does not see) and having a fake plastic woman in the house?

He didn't say anything about fake plastic woman. I could see how a fake plastic woman would appear creepy, because it comes across as a substitute for a companion... dude might even be cuddling with it. He's talking about a device that resembles a flashlight, not much different from structure to a dildo.

It's simply a replacement for a hand and lotion, etc.

[tomtucker]

The Relief Case

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfG8duwu870

[niko]

Insidehoops, the place where a married man can accurately represent the thoughts of all the women in the world.
I never said all. But you don't think at least a good portion of women aren't going to be taken aback by a plastic porn star part in the living room ?

I knew this prior to marriage btw.

[ace23]

What about *********ion equates to "needy and can't get a woman"?

Remember, that's what we're talking about here. *********ion. An outlet that all resort to from time to time.
This is the logical point of view, but you have to remember we're dealing with women here.

[niko]

This is the logical point of view, but you have to remember we're dealing with women here.
There's a difference between something being the same, and something being perceived as the same. And since you are trying to nail some women, how she perceives the situation matters.

[ace23]

There's a difference between something being the same, and something being perceived as the same. And since you are trying to nail some women, how she perceives the situation matters.
Yup.

[tmacattack33]

I don't have one but don't see any problem with getting one.

If it makes the fappin better than go for it.

Porn makes fappin it better than just using ur imagination, but obviously porn has no stigma attached to it.:confusedshrug:

[RoseCity07]

The whole universe is this complex thing made up of atoms. Atoms makes up all life, planets, and stars. And all we have managed to become are beings that want to find interesting ways to have orgasms.

If you were a God and you were designing a universe, how do you take a bunch of elements and make them into such complex arrangements that the creation will develop into something that has a primary goal of finding the best way to bust a nut?

[Maniak]

Relevant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf9q7ZS1_os)

[LA_Showtime]

You're a homo if you're a dude and you own a sex toy

There's no defending it. There's no "superior satisfaction/pleasure". If you're wacking it, you're wacking it, get it over with n go. Who cares how good it feels when you're alone wacking it?

I repeat, you're a homo if you own a sex toy.

I felt compelled to respond to this post since you obviously have no clue what you're talking about. First, if you haven't used a male sex toy, then you can't comment on whether it's the same as jacking it without one (hint: it's not). Second, the only people who care if you use a male sex toy are guys who are insecure about their sexuality. Sex is supposed to feel good. The Fleshlight hits the head of your dick in a way your hand can't.

I have my fair share of sex but I still own one, and I don't really care if people know about it. If you have a high sex drive, you will love having a Fleshlight.

[HardwoodLegend]

I just wash it out with water. It comes with instructions. And it doesn't take long.

Standard

How long have you had it? Never had any issues with bacterial infections?

I read that water isn't enough. You have to use isopropyl alcohol and corn starch at some point.

[LA_Showtime]

And I'm not sure what type of girls you guys go after but most chicks in college are relatively progressive. There's a difference between owning a Fleshlight and a blowup doll you **** every night. The former is okay; the latter would probably freak anyone out. :oldlol:

[LA_Showtime]

How long have you had it? Never had any issues with bacterial infections?

I read that water isn't enough. You have to use isopropyl alcohol and corn starch at some point.

I haven't used mine for a while because the semester started up and I'm getting more ass, but I use water most of the time and then alcohol or what not every 3-4 weeks. I figure if it goes bad I'll just by a new one, as it wasn't that expensive to begin with.

[LA_Showtime]

Basically if you like sex and you're in a dry spell, this is the closest thing you're going to get to it without actually ****ing a chick. It is way better than jacking off with your hand. Honestly, there's no comparison.

[LA_Showtime]

I should add that it looks nothing like a flashlight. If you're going to try and play it off as a flashlight, people will look at you like you're an idiot. :roll:

[AintNoSunshine]

Get a raw piece of pork or beef, wrap it around your cokk and *********e


LOL j/k, got that from a rated movie

[9erempiree]

I can't believe what I am reading. :facepalm

Male freaking sex toys eh? A hand and some inspirational jerking material is all you need.

I guess the effeminization of men is true.

Women need sex toys because if they go sleeping around they would be considered whores.

We are men here, don't forget this, if you are that horny, go get a hooker.

[HardwoodLegend]

I should add that it looks nothing like a flashlight. If you're going to try and play it off as a flashlight, people will look at you like you're an idiot. :roll:

Naw, there's no way to play it off as a flashlight. I was responding to the "fake plastic woman" comment posted earlier. My point was that if you had to choose what a fleshlight resembles more between a fake plastic woman and a flashlight, clearly it's more akin to the latter.

[HardwoodLegend]

We are men here, don't forget this, if you are that horny, go get a hooker.

As a germophobe and borderline genophobe, hookers are out of the question for me.

I don't want genital herpes. I don't want it so bad that I'll probably be unlucky enough to contract it being as careful as I am.

[ace23]

As a germophobe and borderline genophobe, hookers are out of the question for me.

I don't want genital herpes. I don't want it so bad that I'll probably be unlucky enough to contract it being as careful as I am.
You probably have it. Just saying.

[GOBB]

Absolutely none of that makes sense.

You're gay if you own a fake ******?

Do you think there's a difference between jacking it and f*cking a chick? You don't think there could be a difference between jacking it and a fleshlight or something?

Do you drink beer when you're alone? Or do any drug when you're alone? Why? You're alone. Who cares what it feels like when you're alone? See how little sense that makes?

Sounds like someone has a-nal beads and a prostate tickler. :confusedshrug:

[niko]

...

I don't have a fleshlight or anything, but if a chick gets that uptight I probably don't want her around anyway.
I'd prefer to nail her then not have her around then her leave because i have a sex toy on the floor. But i'm strange like that...

[ace23]

I'd prefer to nail her then not have her around then her leave because i have a sex toy on the floor. But i'm strange like that...
I think you need to reread and reassess what Prof Murder posted.

[Vragrant]

No, but I can't lie I've thought about it. Especially when I saw a Lisa Ann fleshlight, your'e thinking, "Wow I can fk Lisa Ann?!"

The thing is, once you try it, you've pretty much crossed a line. Then what? You move up from fleshlights then to sex dolls etc.. who knows.

Its like what Larry David said, hiding a sex doll is like trying to find a hiding place for a dead body:oldlol:

[HardwoodLegend]

You probably have it. Just saying.

I've considered that possibility. And, it would actually be a relief in a way, because that would mean I'm asymptomatic (never had any sort of outbreak). But I don't know everything about how it works, so I don't know if more exposure to the virus in others would lead to eventual outbreaks.

My immune system is pretty strong as it is, and the flu-like symptoms and sore/blisters are whatever the hell may arise would devastate me.

[niko]

I think you need to reread and reassess what Prof Murder posted.
Eh, i'll just assume i said something stupid because i misread and move on. :lol i'm lazy and hes most likely not.

[knickballer]

I have never used a sex toy(never will) but what's the difference between jacking and using a sex toy? I find it funny how you guys are saying jacking off with your hand is manly but using a fleshlight is homo.. the end point is the same as well(orgasm) but difference is that fleshlight probably feels better than your hand....

[9erempiree]

The difference here is when a person jerks off he is pleasuring himself.

When a person is using a sex toy, you are essentially fucckinng that toy or the toy is fuccking you.

The next question people raise is.....Am I considered a virgin after fuccking a toy?

[iamgine]

http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED36/5179854c34cd6.jpeg

[gigantes]

Do any of you use male sex toys?
no, you godamn miserable degenerate.

i HAVE male equipment. i don't get jollies off of adding artificial ones to the mix.


f-ckin shit. why are there so many sick, twisted people making threads these days? f-ckin shit.

[RedBlackAttack]

Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:

[LA_Showtime]

Back in the day I was willing to lie to get sex. Hell, I was willing to do a lot to get sex. I'm sure a lot of other guys here are the same way. Are you telling me that you wouldn't buy a $60 piece of equipment that feels relatively close to a ******, simply because your ego won't allow you to? I don't buy that for a minute.

[Hotlantadude81]

You guys ask some strange questions on here.:eek:

[Rolando]

Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:

Better yet: Why not make clones. Just get some kind of genetic sample from Scarlett Johanson. Clone her. Let the clone grow to maturity. Sell as sex slave.

Sure there tiny little ethical problems with this.....But......

[niko]

Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:

Not now. Now you are sticking your dick in and out of a piece of plastic. Silly thing to ask IF it was exactly like a woman if you'd **** it, why not?

[-p.tiddy-]

Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:
A lot of the turn on factor in sex is knowing there is an actual woman getting pleasure, hearing a woman moan in pleasure does something...would you rather jerk off to a video of a man fcking a droid or a real woman?...the real woman obviously, because you know (or at least think) she is experiencing actual sensations

I don't even like it in porn when it is obvious a real woman is faking moans (I know almost all of them do) because it takes me out of reality and I know she isn't actually enjoying it that much but rather just doing her day-to-day job.

that will always be an issue with this, no matter how real the "dolls" get...

[Dresta]

No, that doesn't really fit our personalities. Neither of us is the jealous type, but neither of us wants to bring other people in either. It would be kind of icky. My wife actually told me before we are married that she'd come over (live with me n NY), she'd be loyal, not give me shit but cheating, that ain't happening.

I think you need to have a personality that would welcome swinging or something like that. I also kind of laugh at "swinging" married people, why pretend you are married when you're not? Single is acceptable.
Because tying yourself to someone for life doesn't have to be about sex, and in my view, it shouldn't be, because a long term relationship based purely around sex will never last. Marriage isn't about sex, it's about love, which is why for men the desire to have sex extends to any number of women, while the desire to share a bed tends to extend still only to one.

This is because sex doesn't necessarily have to be intimate, and thus swinging could just be another enjoyable activity for a couple to engage in, like playing tennis. All that is required is to either: 1. not care about your spouse (in which case you are right - they should be single) 2. Be capable of completely separating sex from love, and therefore not caring about sharing your spouse sexually (in which case you are wrong - they simply view things differently to how you do).

Personally, i couldn't bare the thought of another man touching anyone i loved; but seeing as i do clearly separate sex and love in the desire for other women (which i think is near impossible to avoid as a man), it follows that my inability to acquiesce to the idea swinging is solely a result of jealousy and feelings of sentiment, rather than reason.

But at least i'm capable of admitting that.

[niko]

Because tying yourself to someone for life doesn't have to be about sex, and in my view, it shouldn't be, because a long term relationship based purely around sex will never last. Marriage isn't about sex, it's about love, which is why for men the desire to have sex extends to any number of women, while the desire to share a bed tends to extend still only to one.

This is because sex doesn't necessarily have to be intimate, and thus swinging could just be another enjoyable activity for a couple to engage in, like playing tennis. All that is required is to either: 1. not care about your spouse (in which case you are right - they should be single) 2. Be capable of completely separating sex from love, and therefore not caring about sharing your spouse sexually (in which case you are wrong - they simply view things differently to how you do).

Personally, i couldn't bare the thought of another man touching anyone i loved; but seeing as i do clearly separate sex and love in the desire for other women (which i think is near impossible to avoid as a man), it follows that my inability to acquiesce to the idea swinging is solely a result of jealousy and feelings of sentiment, rather than reason.

But at least i'm capable of admitting that.
I don't see the attachment being as strong if you are sharing your intimate physical moments with other people. I just don't see how it could. And i'm not going to argue because it's ridiculously theoretical as you think the same, you just want to argue the other viewpoint is ok.

[niko]

Better question, if a robot is programmed to love you, to experience those sensations of loss, etc. if you are gone, do they really love you and is it satisfying or is it not because it's a programmed sensation?

[GOBB]

Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:

10? 20? 30 years from now? No. I will not be around when society decides to f*ck dolls or robots. The day that happens is the day we are able to live in outer space like some sci fi movie. Until then? Its females. Period.

[gigantes]

aw, nobody lulzed. me disappoint.


so have you guys talked about styrofoam in a pringles tube yet? :D

[LJJ]

aw, nobody lulzed. me disappoint.


so have you guys talked about styrofoam in a pringles tube yet? :D

Styrofoam?!




http://i.imgur.com/dBsKFOe.gif

[gigantes]

Styrofoam?!
soft foam, i mean. you're supposed to fit some condoms or plastic wrap or something so it doesn't chafe. don't you guys know anything? :P


it's like a $1 fleshlight, but it's been a while since i read about it.

[tomtucker]

Styrofoam?!




http://i.imgur.com/dBsKFOe.gif
:lol

[riseagainst]

There has to be something out there that provides a more pleasurable sensation than the human hand in those desperate drought periods.

Thinking about getting an Alexis Texas mold. Really wish they would release Jynx Maze or Remi La Croix though.

Any of you have any experience or recommendations with Fleshlight, etc. products?

:rockon: :rockon:

[GOBB]

What the f*ck is a fleshlight? Keep seeing that word in posts. Annoying me, what is it?

[Dresta]

I don't see the attachment being as strong if you are sharing your intimate physical moments with other people. I just don't see how it could. And i'm not going to argue because it's ridiculously theoretical as you think the same, you just want to argue the other viewpoint is ok.
Perhaps, but as a man (not female so can't comment on that perspective) i can see how one could easily maintain intimacy with a partner while having meaningless and compulsive sex with others. The only problem being that the possessive nature of love prevents one from granting one's partner the same freedom, and so one can't act in this way without being a deceitful asshole. But if people don't have this possessive nature and have relegated sex to what it should be (a silly and frivolous pastime or exercise) then i think it would be healthy to gratify one's impulses in such a way; if people can really do this, then i am quite envious of their ability to do so, and applaud them for removing some of the shackles of human sentimentality.

Institutional monogamy can be a constraining torture for men, who have to resist their impulses on a daily basis, and continue to ask themselves the futile and unanswerable question of whether they made the right decision; this helps explain why you get men who remain faithful for 20 odd years but then finally give in to some shocker they would have laughed at 10 years previous.


Slightly off-topic, but...

The question isn't "would" any of you f#ck one of these doll/robot things. The question is "when" would you consider doing it.

Right now, we are pretty much just seeing the tip of the proverbial iceberg. These jiggly @ss things are kind of cool and, given a chance to do so without anyone ever knowing, some may lay the pipe, but they're still pretty antiquated. Some of these monstrosities don't even have faces and, the ones that do look like a cross between a lifeless victim of a plastic surgery mishap or a flat-out dead person.

But, 10... 20... 100 years from now?

You'll probably have a hard time distinguishing between these droids and a human woman, at least in photographs/soundless video clips. Yes, there will come a time when every person posting in this thread would go to town on one of these things. You may not live to see it, but that time will eventually come for human kind.

The sex business is just too profitable. You know the moment AI is perfected, the first thing it will be used for is a sex supplement.

You mean to tell me if you could order a droid that looked, acted, smelled like a real, beautiful woman and would do anything you want, you wouldn't jump on it just because of some macho principle about wanting to use your hand?

F#ck that.

This is a very preliminary glimpse into the future, gents. :applause:This is interesting: i would love to see what the human species would be like if the sexual need was eliminated in such a way. The world would be a much better place methinks.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

What's this talk about homo male sex toys.

Aren't their c0ckrings that keep your junk rockhard for longer lol?

[magic chiongson]

eh, 2 hands not enough? :confusedshrug:

[LA_Showtime]

What's this talk about homo male sex toys.

Aren't their c0ckrings that keep your junk rockhard for longer lol?

They're a substitute for jacking off with your hand. It's not like you'd substitute a Fleshlight for real sex. Nothing beats the touch of a woman, obviously. But a Fleshlight is better than jacking off, and it supposedly helps you build up your stamina.

And for the people saying guys who have sex toys should just hire prostitutes, really? Do you know how much those cost? Unless you're sex drive is practically non-existent or you're loaded with cash, that's not an option. Plus prostitution is illegal and chances are the girl is a psycho.

[HardwoodLegend]

eh, 2 hands not enough? :confusedshrug:

Years of working on the farm has given me extremely manly, ultra calloused hands.

Simply seeking a smoother, more pleasing texture, bruh.

[HardwoodLegend]

Unless you're sex drive is practically non-existent... that's not an option.

Not following you here.

What about having a practically nonexistent sex drive makes hiring a prostitute a more viable option?

[longtime lurker]

Yooo that sex doll was just weird as hell. It's pretty amazing that technology has come a long way but you'd have to be a pretty lonely and desperate to **** that thing.














































So what site can I order one again?

[LA_Showtime]

Not following you here.

What about having a practically nonexistent sex drive makes hiring a prostitute a more viable option?

I just meant if you never want sex or like want it every other month then maybe then you could hire a prostitute, but otherwise you're looking at spending a shitload of money. I don't know, I would never pay for sex. :oldlol:

[red1]

if my right hand counts then yes

[red1]

I am a pretty adventurous guy. Sometimes I switch up and go lefty

[longtime lurker]

I am a pretty adventurous guy. Sometimes I switch up and go lefty

You ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and then try to *********e? We call that the stranger.

[ace23]

You ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and then try to *********e? We call that the stranger.
Damn, good idea. Going to try that one.

[Norcaliblunt]

I have to take 2 Viagra's and snort a Cialis just to be able to **** my fleshlight.

[HardwoodLegend]

If they ever come out with replicas for Remy LaCroix and Jada Stevens for those lifelike dolls with the jiggly asses, I'm coppin and bangin.

http://i.imgur.com/Bi55l9d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5L6Gp88l.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155443_458225777547446_1644056616_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DabUb1V.jpg

[GOBB]

:roll: fleshlight weirdos actually f*ck that? Better off sleeping with that fat chick who has a crush on u. Geeze.

[ROCSteady]

This thread has me a lil disappointed that my fellow dudes actually are looking forward to the days of anatomically correct ass cheeks of porn stars and fckin sex robots from the year 2156.


http://i43.tinypic.com/2dv61oh.gif


Everybody goes thru slumps now and again but the 'punishment' should just be regular ol hand jerkin so that when you break the strikeouts and crack one, the sweet Pu$$y nectar slidin yo johnson is just further motivation for the longing of a real human lady in bed. Trying to imitate a real woman is kinda bizarre. U can't score for a month or two or five? Just lube your calloused paws and get some relief but you surely don't deserve the sensation of netting a real broad. That shit is just scientific and probably better for your health in the long run.

[ROCSteady]

But how does that make you feel post busting a nut?

What u gun do, keep her in bed with you and act like it's a real companion?

Be like, "What's your favorite kinda oil?"
"Is the surge protector degrading to your energy level?"
"I love it when you whirr and malfunction. Sooo unpredictable."

[ROCSteady]

Lol I got luv for u Macho Man. You're an invaluable poster.

I understand some people are natural loners but I feel like ****ing some of these things regularly can't be good for general well-being or mental health overall.

[rezznor]

here's mine

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/08/arm-wrestling-arcade-game.jpg