DetroitPiston
12-14-2013, 11:16 AM
Given the unusual and sometimes bizarre situations he ends up in when you switch to him, they tend to be hilarious. Or annoying if he has the cops after him.
I like the following:
He wakes up in his underwear, sprawled over a railing, says, "No clothes, no car, no problem."
Being thrown out of a casino while arguing, "I wasn't counting cards. I was cheating."
Getting thrown out of a restaurant saying, "Hey, he put his drink down for ten seconds! It's free game, bud!"
Getting thrown out of a country club, saying, "By the way, I left a turd in the pool. Code brown!"
I like the following:
He wakes up in his underwear, sprawled over a railing, says, "No clothes, no car, no problem."
Being thrown out of a casino while arguing, "I wasn't counting cards. I was cheating."
Getting thrown out of a restaurant saying, "Hey, he put his drink down for ten seconds! It's free game, bud!"
Getting thrown out of a country club, saying, "By the way, I left a turd in the pool. Code brown!"