Months of the year power ranking

[Twin Beadles]

December
March
April
June
January
July
October
May
November
February
August
September

[Hoodlum Science]

Cool thread idea. Don't let some asshole try and ruin it for you by being a dick and get in your head, then be a ***** and run. Afraid to step up to the plate and hit homerun like a real man. Excuse me, a domerun like a steelman. Like a Pittsburgh Steeler would. Like the Bus lifted Hines Wad at Hinez Field and said, let me do the powerdriver on you and your wife. He said you'll love it, but I don't understand. Hell, I don't even understand what I'm writing to you in this thread. That's not cool, I probably ruined it. If I did, shame on me. That makes me a ***** that can't quite fit into an asshole, a head flapping heemself in the face wif a deek. It all goes a little something like this:

Deek gotta be easy, 'cause ***** is hard - it'll leave ya arsehole physically mentally and emotionally scarf'd. Drano works in about 5-7 minutes ... yeah miss thang, I got a couple minutes to rearrange plumbing make ya insides feel tingly and strange.

:lol

Nah but for real. October you got ranked way too low. I'm a Libra, so naturally I feel this way. Kool Keith and Eminem are also both Libras too. We feel you should step up the October ranked position, and while you're at it put May at the bottom. May I please do that?

:confusedshrug:

[what was the reasoning for your list?]

[MetsPackers]

July
June
August
May
September
October
April
November
December
March
February
January

[Hoodlum Science]

July
June
August
May
September
October
April
November
December
March
February
January

October way too low. What you got against them cold months man? You a weathercist brugh!

[KNOW1EDGE]

December
November
February
October
July
April
March
September
January
May
August
June

[DonD13]

August
July
December
June
September
May
October
April
March
November
February
January

[CP3MVP]

December (Christmas, winter break, NFL, NBA, college football)
November (Thanksgiving, food, football, MLS Cup, World Series I think?)
June (NBA Finals, great summer weather)
January (skiing/snowboarding, winter break, NFL Playoffs, more college bowl games)
February (Super Bowl, more snow fun)
May (NBA Playoffs, NHL Playoffs, EPL/La Liga/Serie A cups, forever in my mind the month that school/classes end)
March (COLLEGE BASKETBALL)
April (college basketball final four, PGA Masters, start of the NBA Playoffs)
October (Halloween used to be fun as a kid)
July (the 4th can be fun, but July is a sports void. There's NOTHING good to watch)
September (who cares)
August (too hot, forever in my mind the month that school/classes resume)

[Myth]

1. October (Halloween is my shit and I celebrate it for a month. Also, the excitement of NBA starting).
2. December (Christmas, time off from work/school if you are lucky)
3. November (NBA is up and running, Thanksgiving food, time off from work/school if you are lucky)
4. June (NBA Finals)
5. May (NBA playoffs is intensifying)
6. August (My birthday, nothing good about it otherwise)
7. April (NBA playoffs starting but outside of that, similar to March)
8. February (Nothing great, nothing bad; Kind of indifferent, but the month is short so it at least passes by faster)
9. September (Weather can be perfect or still somewhat too hot; No NBA)
10. January (Too cold depending on where you live; Best part is the 1st day and it is downhill from there)
11. July (Hot, 4th of July is only good thing about this month, no NBA games)
12. March (Not early in season NBA season, not playoffs yet, more teams start tanking, we generally know which teams are good; Also, haven't had time off from work in a while most likely and things are just starting to drag with the feeling that it will be a while until the next real break; Only would be good if I cared more about college basketball)

[mlh1981]

This has changed dramatically since moving from Ohio to Florida:

October
November
March
December
January
April
February
May
September
June
August
July

[hateraid]

Cheers to October!

- Halloween
- Start of NHL and NBA and the heart of NFL plus MLB finals
- Fall clothing
- Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin Beere
- Being born a Libra

1- Oct
2- Jan (My industries big boom)
3- Dec
4- July
5- August
6- June
7- May
8- Feb
9- Sept
10- April
11- March
12- Nov

[Swaggin916]

May
October
April (unless it's raining a lot)
June
Novemeber
March

The other's are lame often too hot or too cold.

[bagelred]

Not gonna do whole ranking but September is clearly the worst. End of summer. When kid, start of school year. As an adult, end of summer laziness and work picks up. High holy days for Jews...(very annoying holidays)....and of course, still no basketball.

September sucks no bouts a doubt it.

December is a great month.

[Horde of Temujin]

May
June
April
July
March
September
August
October
February
November
January
December

[TylerOO]

Damn a lot of people got July ranked high. Worst month of the year IMO