Give me tips to get this chickkk!

[waseem780]

Hey guys , Im in high school and there is a girl I really like and I feel she's interested in me too , the problem is I only have her in one class and there's no opportunity for me to talk to her either she's across the room or talking to her freinds.. and she doesnt know anything about me apart from my name , I need to break the ice with her somehow but I dont get a chance. So what should I do? and any convo starters to break the ice, I wanna be her freind first then Ill ask her out so i dont wanna come off desperate. Please Help guys

[CeltsGarlic]

Hey guys , Im in high school and there is a girl I really like and I feel she's interested in me too , the problem is I only have her in one class and there's no opportunity for me to talk to her either she's across the room or talking to her freinds.. and she doesnt know anything about me apart from my name , I need to break the ice with her somehow but I dont get a chance. So what should I do? and any convo starters to break the ice, I wanna be her freind first then Ill ask her out so i dont wanna come off desperate. Please Help guys

Like all her photos on fb insta and comment. like "you look hawt".. "lol wtf is that?", "somebody is sleepy"

[waseem780]

Like all her photos on fb insta and etc.
I dont even have her added on Facebook and I dont really use anything
Btw I dont wanna talk to her on the Internet thats why i probably wont add her

[CeltsGarlic]

I dont even have her added on Facebook and I dont really use anything else

Oh, so ignore the second part. You can still share those photos I think

[waseem780]

Oh, so ignore the second part. You can still share those photos I think
I want no interaction with her on the Internet untill I talk to her irl first, I hate starting freindships/love from the internet, man got anything else

[Dresta]

Like all her photos on fb insta and comment. like "you look hawt".. "lol wtf is that?", "somebody is sleepy"
:roll:

So that's what people posting inane shit on fb are doing then. I thought they were just thick and boring, but maybe they are just desperate :lol .

[CelticBaller]

add her on fb just to tell her you're from her class, either that or try to sit next to her and start a conversation

[waseem780]

Does somebody know some old-fashioned trick to start a convo like whats the time or can I borrow a pencil? something like that but I need it to last like more than 5 minutes

[waseem780]

add her on fb just to tell her you're from her class, either that or try to sit next to her and start a conversation
I cant sit next to her because the teacher will get pissed and plus she sits next to her freinds that she's busy with

[waseem780]

"Do you come around here often??"
this is school not a bar lol , I need something in school

[LJJ]

If you don't know what to talk about just stick to the classics. For conversation starters "You trying to get the pipe?" is always a winner.

[Levity]

Show up to school piss drunk. its easy to talk to girls that way, so youll be fine.

[waseem780]

If you don't know what to talk about just stick to the classics. For conversation starters "You trying to get the pipe?" is always a winner.
seriously bro :facepalm

[waseem780]

Show up to school piss drunk. its easy to talk to girls that way, so youll be fine.
I cant drink bro

[Levity]

Kaspah knows whats up

[johndeeregreen]

Show up to school piss drunk. its easy to talk to girls that way, so youll be fine.
As long as you're going this route, which I personally think is an excellent idea, don't be so hammered you can't even walk or talk, but definitely drunk enough that your peers will notice. So, if you have a chance to talk to her, you'll be feeling confident/loose enough to do so. If not, ensure that you get caught not just drunk, but also drinking, at school, preferably doing so blatantly in class. This will probably land you a suspension or something and, as other posters have noted, will make you the talk of the school for a brief period of time.

This is the first time that ISH has given good advice on the topic. This one is actually an absolute winner.

[Jameerthefear]

Does she have a thick ass?

[ROCSteady]

Show up to school piss drunk. its easy to talk to girls that way, so youll be fine.


:roll: :roll: :cheers:

This is the best advice to give a high schooler in public school :applause:

He probably won't even get to period 3 before teachers notice or some dipshit snitching

[waseem780]

would weed work if I want to talk to a girl and not be nervous or do I need to be drunk, and Jameerthefear why do you wanna know

[CelticBaller]

just ask her if you have a class with her, she will know you're hittin on her anyways

[Scholar]

would weed work if I want to talk to a girl and not be nervous or do I need to be drunk, and Jameerthefear why do you wanna know

Weed won't help. You'll probably start over thinking things and blow a dude. Being drunk is fine, as long as you know your limits. Just make sure you drive to school drunk, so when you park all stupidly after running over 10 kids, you can jump out the car and sing, "Blame it on the Goose, gotchu feelin' loose!" Everyone will understand the reference and think you're a bad ass.

[waseem780]

I dont drink lol Why are yall giving me shit advice

[johndeeregreen]

I dont drink lol Why are yall giving me shit advice
If you had a better idea, you wouldn't be asking us for advice.

Go with the drinking angle.

[ROCSteady]

would weed work if I want to talk to a girl and not be nervous or do I need to be drunk, and Jameerthefear why do you wanna know

Weed will not work, esp if you aren't a lifestyle smoker.

You may be relaxed (some get more paranoid and anxious) but chances are you come off like a dumbass to her. It could be funny or make her laugh (depends how serious she takes herself) but picking up girls is way easier if you are drunk and not blazed.

[waseem780]

If you had a better idea, you wouldn't be asking us for advice.

Go with the drinking angle.
I cant drink, Im allergic to liqour (alcohol intolerance)

[johndeeregreen]

I cant drink, Im allergic to liqour (alcohol intolerance)
That will just make it that much more badass! OK, so forget getting piled up before you go to school, because lying on your bedroom floor with your throat swelling shut isn't going to help you get any girls. Just get your hands on a singular 40 and just crack that shit open as casually as possible in the class you are in with her and start taking pulls on it. Your teachers will be quick to get the ambulance on the way and you will be that guy that gave so little ****s that he didn't care about drinking in school OR putting his life in jeopardy to drink in school. You won't even have to approach her, she'll come to you - this also has the added benefit of a possible Nightengale effect. Prep yourself for some steamy hospital sex if you follow this plan.

[waseem780]

That will just make it that much more badass! OK, so forget getting piled up before you go to school, because lying on your bedroom floor with your throat swelling shit isn't going to help you get any girls. Just get your hands on a singular 40 and just crack that shit open as casually as possible in the class you are in with her and start taking pulls on it. Your teachers will be quick to get the ambulance on the way and you will get that guy that gave so little ****s that he didn't care about drinking in school OR putting his life in jeopardy to drink in school. You won't even have to approach her, she'll come to you - this also has the added benefit of a possible Nightengale effect. Prep yourself for some steamy hospital sex if you follow this plan.
IM DOING IT ! THANKS FOR THE ADVICE

[waseem780]

That will just make it that much more badass! OK, so forget getting piled up before you go to school, because lying on your bedroom floor with your throat swelling shit isn't going to help you get any girls. Just get your hands on a singular 40 and just crack that shit open as casually as possible in the class you are in with her and start taking pulls on it. Your teachers will be quick to get the ambulance on the way and you will get that guy that gave so little ****s that he didn't care about drinking in school OR putting his life in jeopardy to drink in school. You won't even have to approach her, she'll come to you - this also has the added benefit of a possible Nightengale effect. Prep yourself for some steamy hospital sex if you follow this plan.
well I guess ur dating life is f**ked up

[Dictator]

Get to class early and sharpen a pencil by the door. Say something to her when she walks in.

[johndeeregreen]

well I guess ur dating life is f**ked up
Well I admit, being tolerant to alcohol, I've never actually tried this plan out firsthand.

I have faked my death to garner sympathy from prospective mates before though. This is sort of like that. Except instead of faking your death, you're cheating it.

[waseem780]

Get to class early and sharpen a pencil by the door. Say something to her when she walks in.
Great Idea bro! Can you like give me a topic starter of what I should say

[Levity]

Great Idea bro! Can you like give me a topic starter of what I should say

"hey... so you do you like stuff...??"

[CelticBaller]

Get to class early and sharpen a pencil by the door. Say something to her when she walks in.
Nice ass always works

[KobesFinger]

Where do you sit in relation to her?

[johndeeregreen]

Great Idea bro! Can you like give me a topic starter of what I should say
Stalk her on Facebook and gain knowledge on her interests. Use said knowledge. Be around her with a buddy and start talking about whatever tv show she likes so she can overhear and then include her in the convo.

Still, this works better if you're shitfaced.

[waseem780]

Where do you sit in relation to her?
like 10 feet away and behind me

[waseem780]

Stalk her on Facebook and gain knowledge on her interests. Use said knowledge. Be around her with a buddy and start talking about whatever tv show she likes so she can overhear and then include her in the convo.

Still, this works better if you're shitfaced.
What if she likes dick? Then i have to talk about dick?

[blablabla]

WHIP IT OUT

3 pages?

[blablabla]

Or use a classic fresh prince pick up line

[Dictator]

Great Idea bro! Can you like give me a topic starter of what I should say




High Confidence
1.Give her the 'rape stare'. I know it sounds silly but girls tend to blush, chuckle, or give a semi-mean/humorous response to this. Just do it, you'll see what I mean.


Good Confidence
2.Hey (Insert Girl name). Usually the girl will say 'hey' with a slight wave. If she does, then read below, if not don't bother her anymore.

If she gives you a wave or a response, say something along the lines of "you're one of the only people in this class i haven't talked to yet." After this you're all on your own, you just got to base your responses off of hers.

Low Confidence
3.Hey (Insert Girl Name). Don't start a conversation.


The main thing is to set yourself up to speak with her on other occasions, any of the three should set you up.

Remember: Just don't embarrass yourself.

[johndeeregreen]

What if she likes dick? Then i have to talk about dick?
Yes. That would actually make things pretty easy, theoretically.

[waseem780]

after I say hi , Im sure I would have no clue what to say next because we dont know eachother

[TylerOO]

Great Idea bro! Can you like give me a topic starter of what I should say

what dat ass like?

[LBJMVP]

Your basically screwed. If you don't know how to start a conversation with her than your not gonna get her. You basically have to live by the motto "f*ck it, you win some you lose some" then you just sac up and talk to her.

[Fudge]

Plan to skip the class you're in with her one time, maybe after the holidays, and ask if her if she can give you all of the assignments/info you've missed that day. She'll probably wonder why you're asking her when you guys haven't said one word to each other, but just say your "friends" in that class wont do you a favour for some reason. I've done this one time in HS, and it worked out great. Obviously don't tell her you're gonna skip, just tell her you have a doctors appt or some shit.

[AintNoSunshine]

A lot of good advises here, but I personally always go with the classics, a) whip it out. or b) ask her if she's tryna get the pipe. Both works like a charm

[STATUTORY]

how the hell do you go to high school wiht someone but cant find common ground to talk to her? are there no more breaks between classes and after school activities anymore?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Damn. I was going to come in and give you the holy grail of balls to wall puccy

Scholar's lines "blame it on the goose got ya feeling lose"

Chicks love love love love love guys who quote T-Pain a half decade later. It takes a nimble mind to be able to recall a fraudulent singer into the limelight!

and JDG's lady-acquiring tactics just blew anything I'd have to say out of the water. Man oh man getting drunk

and

Women LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE drunkards who try hard to win their affection and snoop on them. Chicks love unpredictable guys! And alcohol is a glimpse of adventure to come! Remember when Rihanna said "I love the way you take the time to figure me out." AShe can't help but be turned on that you took the time to investigate her FB profile and intrude upon her details. That kind of attention is spellboudnding!

Faaack.

Okay I'll give it anyways.

What you do is head over to the bouquet. You make sure to buy the jasmines. And the petunias. And the hydrangeas. Wrap them up.

Then right in the middle of class you have to walk straight up to her, unhesitatingly, and ask ," HIII, Do you want to go to the disco with me?".. She might flinch a bit and be like "uhh disco?".. Evading your question directly. And a few girls in class might put some of that there pressure on her to say no or whatever since you are a Pakistani foreign exchange student and not the highschool jock she's reaching for.Then you say "Sorry no me speak English good me come from far away scary land. Do you guys call it club here? How may I helping you" But what you do is you KEEP STARING DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES. And if she doesn't answer you go RIGHT into a sob story. Just like Owen Wilson did in Wedding Crashers. Talk about how Osama Bin Laden had hidden inside your town and how the Navy Seals destroyed everything in your path and how you saw children mutilated and how the American Government is evil and all the Starbucks and Subway consuming liberal populace are herose. RIGHT. IN. CLASS. This will blow away anything the teacher has to offer. Then you talk about how you couldn't eat or drink for days, and how that Malalala chick that got shot in the head with the Taliban was a distant relative and how you have a vision of inventing awesome technologies to make dogs and humans talk and how you believe if you can think it you can do it.

Not only will you be the LAST THING on the girls mind before you hit the sack YOU WILL ALSO register on the radars of the schools monetary policies who will then give you $10,000 in cash money from their athletic and cafeteria budget to ensure you have proper English lessons and can pursue your lofty scientific goals.

Carry on.

[christian1923]

Just be confident.

Even in college i still do this shiiit, just sit next to her in class. Be the funny guy in class, make a couple jokes out loud in class in relation to whatever your teacher is teaching. Make her giggle like a little school girl and then make jokes just to her about the teacher, class, her shoes, etc. If she likes you she'll laugh and feel comfortable with you and it wont be weird talking to again after that.

Then its on you after that to make her like you brahh. I would suggest asking her out on a date if you got money.

But if it doesnt work just find the fat girl with big lips, they give the best head.

[East_Stone_Ya]

this should be helpful

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl's-Attention

[Balla_Status]

I cant drink, Im allergic to liqour (alcohol intolerance)

Dude that sucks

[Balla_Status]

after I say hi , Im sure I would have no clue what to say next because we dont know eachother

It's best to just go in and say whatever. You'll probably fail but it's better to fail now in HS then fail later on.

[shallehalle]

go to her, tell her that you have a secret to share with her.. tell her that she can't tell that to anyone.. tell her that she is the most amazing girl in school.. smile and walk away

[Le Shaqtus]

add her on fb just to tell her you're from her class, either that or try to sit next to her and start a conversation

This is how my girlfriend I have now tried to talk to me.

I had a class with her last semester and she thought I was cute, so she added me on facebook. I thought nothing of it and it flew right over my head, didn't talk to her for the whole semester.

Then I had her in two classes next semester and we ended up talking, when we started dating and she was like "Yeah I added you because I wanted to talk to you" I was like Oh :lol Woops

So it KINDA works, sometimes people will think its creepy though.

[CeltsGarlic]

ok, its all theoretical, we all know you aint doing shit, you probably not even in highschool, or maybe you dont even exists, or basically its just aliens testing us, or even im in catbox right now.

[Fudge]

go to her, tell her that you have a secret to share with her.. tell her that she can't tell that to anyone.. tell her that she is the most amazing girl in school.. smile and walk away
That's hella cute. Ima do that to a broad today at the mall.

[mugiwara]

go to her, tell her that you have a secret to share with her.. tell her that she can't tell that to anyone.. tell her that she is the most amazing girl in school.. smile and walk away


in highschoool shit like this will work. Unless she is a the queen bee bitch and everyone (her group of slightly less attractive friends) loves her even if she is a disgusting human being. High school girls are yet to experience much romance and young dudes are usually too scared or overt and arrogant with their approach. If she's a nice girl do something like dat, but less cheesy. If you see her walking alone id run (preferably from behind so you can ensure that ass is tight) over to her and tell her she's cute and that you'll see her in class. Flash her a smile in class and then after when she's had some time to stew in your sexy confidence ask her to get some food or something after school. Even in front of her friends, they will already know that you called her cute and be all envious that a boy hasn't done that to them. Enjoy.

[Pushxx]

If you don't know what to talk about just stick to the classics. For conversation starters "You trying to get the pipe?" is always a winner.

:roll: :cheers:

Worked for J.R. Smith. That girl was probably the same as as the girl OP is trying to get.

[IInvented]

You want her but you don't have a chance? go talk to her. Duh

[tmacattack33]

Bump.

I just wanted to see if OP actually did anything.

There are like 100's of these type of threads that never go anywhere. Can we actually see what happened in the end for once.

[veilside23]

Bump.

I just wanted to see if OP actually did anything.

There are like 100's of these type of threads that never go anywhere. Can we actually see what happened in the end for once.


i was thinking of the same thing .. i thought that this was the case with EMERE who didnt post after stating he is goin for it.


I find it weird if you are highschool and see them every day there must be a notion that you kinda like know each other being in the same class..

I dont know if you call that stalking but basically invest time. Wait for her before or after class... if she goes home with friends then thats the perfect time to man up and face your fear.. IMHO a girl would actually blush if you say hi to them while she is with her friends than doing it alone that may actually seem you are stalking. Just say hi and ask if you can talk to her.. if you think she likes you then it would be easier.. if she doesnt she is not going to turn you down in front of her friends... So again like what ive said you will only have regrets for the things that you werent able to do.

[knickballer]

i was thinking of the same thing .. i thought that this was the case with EMERE who didnt post after stating he is goin for it.


I find it weird if you are highschool and see them every day there must be a notion that you kinda like know each other being in the same class..

I dont know if you call that stalking but basically invest time. Wait for her before or after class... if she goes home with friends then thats the perfect time to man up and face your fear.. IMHO a girl would actually blush if you say hi to them while she is with her friends than doing it alone that may actually seem you are stalking. Just say hi and ask if you can talk to her.. if you think she likes you then it would be easier.. if she doesnt she is not going to turn you down in front of her friends... So again like what ive said you will only have regrets for the things that you werent able to do.

yea, stalking(as creepy as it sounds) is the best way. See her on the lunch line ohh what a coincidence aren't we in the same class, see her walking to gym or something ooohh what a coincedence aren't we in the same class, see her in the computer lab, etc.

[veilside23]

op has responded to another thread and i think he wasnt able to do anything at all or whatever...

Grats to op for making the story up :)