Should i tip with herb?

[Loneshot]

So i don't have any cash on me nor access to my account at the moment, but i did have this pizza hut gift card. I just placed an order, but i don't have any cash to tip...any ideas how i can tip the driver? All i really have is herb, do you think he'll run to the cops if i give him a gram? Or should i just not tip this time, which i really don't want to do. I have some old Nikes that i never really wore (they look good) but he may not be my size. I have Gears of War 3 as well which i don't play anymore since i don't have XBL.

[CelticBaller]

You need to see him first, but yeah you tip me with weed you'll make my day

[Loneshot]

Its OG too. No dirt here. From an organic grow. Abusive. I just don't want dude to run to the cops or anything. I guess i can give it to him with gloves so my prints aren't on the container.

[red1]

That's an easy way to get robbed bro

[Loneshot]

That's an easy way to get robbed bro

****, i did not think of that...but would he really dare? hmm, why can't we all just get along. I've tipped with a gold plated necklace before and i didn't get robbed. Plus my neighborhood is full of dealers, surely dude wouldn't act a fool in a place he don't know about. i just don't want to NOT tip him and be unable to enjoy my pizza.

[cuad]

No cash on you. :facepalm

[TheReal Kendall]

Why don't you just say, "Hey I don't have a tip, choose something from these three things."

This.

Or just ask if he smoke and would he take he weed as a tip.

Shit just don't tip. I thought they charge a delivery fee anyway

[red1]

****, i did not think of that...but would he really dare? hmm, why can't we all just get along. I've tipped with a gold plated necklace before and i didn't get robbed. Plus my neighborhood is full of dealers, surely dude wouldn't act a fool in a place he don't know about. i just don't want to NOT tip him and be unable to enjoy my pizza.
If it is a soft kid then tip him with the gram but if you have any suspicions then I wouldnt even bother. Thats not even being paranoid its just being realistic

[Loneshot]

Why don't you just say, "Hey I don't have a tip, choose something from these three things."

Excellent. I will get it all ready now.


Edit: i'm gonna switch out Gears 3 for Gears 1+Army of Two. Gears 3 is one of my all time favs, i can't part with it.

Choices are: A rock of fool's gold, Gears+Army of Two+Captain America & Hawkeye #629, a gram of abusive OG,

[TheReal Kendall]

Excellent. I will get it all ready now.


Edit: i'm gonna switch out Gears 3 for Gears 1+Army of Two. Gears 3 is one of my all time favs, i can't part with it.

Choices are: A rock of fool's gold, Gears+Army of Two+Captain America & Hawkeye #629, a gram of abusive OG,

I would take the OG

[Loneshot]

That was awkward as i had given him all the options and it turned out i could add the tip on the receipt and it would be taken from the gift card., which did have a couple bucks left. I'm glad i get the keep the rock, i would have been annoyed if he choose that.

[Loneshot]

pizza joints don't hook it up with napkins anymore?

[DukeDelonte13]

you'd be surprised how many pizza delivery places call the cops on people for smoking weed. You don't wanna get that one delivery guy that will freak out when he sees MJ.

[Styles p]

you'd be surprised how many pizza delivery places call the cops on people for smoking weed. You don't wanna get that one delivery guy that will freak out when he sees MJ.
that's bad for business considering probably 20% of their customers are stoners.

[CeltsGarlic]

OMG if I would be a delivery boy and received kush as a tip.. It would be the greatest shit ever. So rad.

[rufuspaul]

that's bad for business considering probably 20% of their customers are stoners.



I wonder how many pizzas spend their entire existence, from preparation to delivery to consumption, never spending one second in the presence of someone who is not stoned.

[rufuspaul]

Can I pay my dentist with random shit I have around the house? I have a pair of autographed Brandon Jennings sneakers, he's averaging 28 and 14 in the past 24 hours


I'll trade you my Raymond Felton signed basketball.

[knickballer]

lol, what idiot tips a ****ing pizzaman with weed?

Why would you even take that risk?

[MetsPackers]

When I was a sophomore in college me and my housemates did that. We had literally just enough cash for the pizza and the guy was clearly a stoner so we asked him if he wanted to just come in and rip the bong with us. We got this guy ripped out his mind in like 5 mins just constant rips. Shit was cash. He was pretty chill too.

Better than the time we had 1 dollar for a tip and just wrote "it's a recession" in big print on the dollar and closed the door quickly

[rufuspaul]

Do you have any Matt Carroll merchandise?

Unfortunately no. How about t-shirt signed by Jake Voskuhl and an Emeka Okafor bobblehead?