ITT: Post Jokes Only NBA Fans Will Understand

[Scholar]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[SpecialQue]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

:roll:
:applause:

[I<3NBA]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"
:lol

[305Baller]

Empty stats... My wife's orgasms.

[Inferno]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"


:roll: :roll:

[moe94]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sjjiTYXM1qza49co1_500.png

[Spaulding]

Practice.

[Fresh Kid]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"
:roll:

[mans1ay3r]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"
/thread :roll:

[Vancouver-Grizz]

Saw this awhile ago.


What is the difference between Kobe and Time?


A: Time passes



2012 Olympic team:

Ten Men, One Dream, Nineteen eyebrows.

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3379/ao06.gif

[rmt]

Not a joke only NBA fans will understand, but a Kobe/Spurs joke:


Kobe Bryant, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Los Angeles Laker's flag in the window. "This house is yours for
eternity, Kobe," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here."


Kobe felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a brilliant Black, Silver & White, sidewalk, a
50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous San Antonio Spurs flag, and in
every window a Spurs logo.


Kobe looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question: I won 3(edit 5) NBA Championships, more awards than I can
remember and am one of the greatest players of all time."

God said "So what do you want to know, Kobe?"

"Well, why does Tim Duncan get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Kobe, that's not Tim's house, ..it's MINE."

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6580/vd0y.jpg

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://imageshack.us/a/img809/2354/rve2.jpg

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://imageshack.us/a/img7/1623/jucd.jpg

[Tmuston Beltics]

http://imageshack.us/a/img7/8460/lqu5.jpg

[ProfessorMurder]

In a recent interview when asked about his upcoming Christmas plans, former Timberwolves forward Latrell Sprewell responded, "Got to feed my family."

[Fresh Kid]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Kobe+being+kobe...+credit+to+NBA+Memes+on+fb+thats _0c0eeb_3364870.jpg
http://sports-memes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/westbrook-ninja-turtle.jpg
http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1017516_665141880181006_1510171777_n.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/48e99134eef5682184ac2c9a5f884fb0/tumblr_mjgok3T4vV1rs5ngxo1_500.jpg
http://lmaobruh.s3.amazonaws.com/8108356_1616.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/5dsa68.jpg
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/300687/998437_685162708178923_809021970_n.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/28ee2b1c8005b2d81231171a8084e110/tumblr_mqe1x4LR9q1rs5ngxo1_400.jpg
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1382117_753676717982337_473832983_n.jpg
http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/46e3df82e832fccbfcf30cc04002097a/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2012/12/gallery-the-funniest-sports-memes-of-the-week-dec-9-dec-15/jackson_418917.jpg

[Fresh Kid]

http://www.lolception.com/lollibs/memeimgs/554877839.jpg

[Rake2204]

Q: What do you get when you mix the leading protagonists of Breaking Bad and PeeWee's Big Adventure?

A: Walter Herrmann.

[Bandito]

:lol to OP

[josh99]

Why do you shoot so many 3's?
Cuz there aint no 4's.

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/08/23/16797/antoine-walker.jpg

[K Xerxes]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJyPaVNCEAESqFv.jpg

[no pun intended]

Here's some treasure y'all can dig out of.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283922

[moe94]

:roll: @ adjust seat on bench

[I<3NBA]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJyPaVNCEAESqFv.jpg
glad to know you're not letting bad things down your spirit. :applause:

[Bibby4Three]

Knicks Fans.

:roll:

[HomieWeMajor]

What do you do after the Knicks win a NBA championship ?
Turn off your Playstation.

[Scholar]

Bump? :confusedshrug:

[longtime lurker]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJyPaVNCEAESqFv.jpg

oh shit that's cold! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[zoom17]

http://basketball-memes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kobe-bryant-meme-15.jpg

[4 Inches]

What comes after 32 ?
Karl Malone's 12 year old girlfriend

[SouBeachTalents]

Lebron goes to the dentist: "Lebron we'll go ahead and put four crowns in - one for each of the King's MVP's!" Everyone chuckles.

Kobe goes to the dentist: "Uhh, Kobe you dont even have any fillings, why do you keep begging us to put a crown in?? There's no reason for giving you a crown. Ok, ok, fine, we'll put in one just to make you happy..."

[stalkerforlife]

What did Bran say when you asked him for change for a dollar? "I only have 3 quarters."

Made up on the spot.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Lebron goes to the dentist: "Lebron we'll go ahead and put four crowns in - one for each of the King's MVP's!" Everyone chuckles.

Kobe goes to the dentist: "Uhh, Kobe you dont even have any fillings, why do you keep begging us to put a crown in?? There's no reason for giving you a crown. Ok, ok, fine, we'll put in one just to make you happy..."

Ha.

[FultzNationRISE]

:roll: