any 5 random ISHers against.....

[Rose'sACL]

http://i.imgur.com/eRYFoV3.png





who wins?


link: http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?gameId=400504627

[Droid101]

Pauk and I beat them 2 on 5.

[RedBlackAttack]

Champion Baptist was 3-44 from the field with 27 turnovers.

http://espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?gameId=400504627

[millwad]

They would destroy you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypkRgDSyxIo

[ABfor3]

They would destroy you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypkRgDSyxIo
:roll: :roll:

That's a college ? No wonder they get blown out every game..my middle school gym was bigger than that!

[bagelred]

Reason they suck? Coached by Jesus.

[KobesFinger]

How do you only score 12 points as a team?

[Rake2204]

They would destroy you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypkRgDSyxIoI think that's last year's roster. I was looking at the 2013-2014 squad and I'm not sure I saw anyone who matches up to the feller I saw dunking in that clip. According to ESPN, their tallest player is a 6'4'' freshman: http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/team/roster/_/id/3134/champion-baptist-college-tigers

[KobesFinger]

I think that's last year's roster. I was looking at the 2013-2014 squad and I'm not sure I saw anyone who matches up to the feller I saw dunking in that clip. According to ESPN, their tallest player is a 6'4'' freshman: http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/team/roster/_/id/3134/champion-baptist-college-tigers

Who is the biggest guy on ISH?

[pauk]

Pauk and I beat them 2 on 5.

This.

[Rake2204]

Who is the biggest guy on ISH?I think there's some good sized ballplayers here. I don't follow who's been confirmed to be tall and who's just joking around though. Personally, I am 6'4'' in shoes and I know there's fellers here taller than me. I've heard user jamal99 was actually pretty tall, and I think even Millwad mentioned he has some height. But again, I don't know who's just saying things.

[pauk]

I think there's some good sized ballplayers here. I don't follow who's been confirmed to be tall and who's just joking around though. Personally, I am 6'4'' in shoes and I know there's fellers here taller than me. I've heard user jamal99 was actually pretty tall, and I think even Millwad mentioned he has some height. But again, I don't know who's just saying things.

Nice, we put you at C/PF? I got PG/SG/SF or PF at 6'3"ish, im a pure shooter Drazen Petrovic style but against those guys the most versatile player ever lol. :cheers: We got the GOAT droid101 aswell (Kobe fan, so you know he can drop 81 pts) and we got this easy.

[jamal99]

Poor man's Bargnani here :lol

[pauk]

Poor man's Bargnani here :lol

You are a Yugo aswell so u can automatically play (and shoot), nice, now we got 4 dudes.

PG -
SG - Droid101
SF - Pauk
PF - Jamal99
C - Rake2204

We need a PG....? Or is this lineup already overkill.

[KobesFinger]

You are a Yugo aswell so u can automatically play (and shoot), nice, now we got 4 dudes.

PG -
SG - Droid101
SF - Pauk
PF - Jamal99
C - Rake2204

We need a PG....? Or is this lineup already overkill.

I'll be D-Fish to Pauk's Kobe, I'm 6'0 and prefer playing D

[pauk]

I'll be D-Fish to Pauk's Kobe, I'm 6'0 and prefer playing D

Nice, we got this easy, their Center is 6'3 and the rest are all 5'7-6'0 ish :lol

When things go bad we can bring Ripthekik of the bench for another 81 points.

[KobesFinger]

Nice, we got this easy, their Center is 6'3 and the rest are all 5'7-6'0 ish :lol

When things go bad we can bring Ripthekik of the bench for another 81 points.

Buncha Wilts on our team

[Jameerthefear]

If we're actually being serious here we can get some of the ISHers who balled in the past. Pauk, millwad, Rake, maybe SPK, and we need someone else...

[pauk]

If we're actually being serious here we can get some of the ISHers who balled in the past. Pauk, millwad, Rake, maybe SPK, and we need someone else...

Magnax1 if i remember correctly is pretty good aswell, saw some footage he posted once and i heard Millwad is very tall. Put also Jameerthefear playing the Jameer role and we got this.

[Uncle Drew]

In. 6'4'' PG.

[pauk]

In. 6'4'' PG.

Ouch, their Center is 6'3", thats overkill. :D

[Uncle Drew]

Ouch, their Center is 6'3", thats overkill. :D
I'm like Oscar Robertson out there. :rockon:

[CeltsGarlic]

Poors man Josh Selby

[VIntageNOvel]

if im not mistaken bralownski is a college ball player (yes aside from his part time job as a drug lord and rapper)

[moe94]

if im not mistaken bralownski is a college ball player (yes aside from his part time job as a drug lord and rapper)
:lol

[Jameerthefear]

Poors man Josh Selby
u play ball too don't you?

[EnoughSaid]

I'm 6"2' and I got that post game footwork. Lemme get in there. :rockon:

[b1imtf]

6'0 defensive specialist

[Element]

6'1 and a professional chucker from 5-20 ft with relatively good athleticism

Don't expect to get the ball back when I start being fancy with the handle lol

I WILL set "jewish ass picks" for my teammates all day though. my illegal screens are subtle yet effective.

[nathanjizzle]

5-10" best handles on ish, quickest first step on ish, great efficiency, best position defense, with great intangibles.

[CeltsGarlic]

u play ball too don't you?
Yeah, but still not as good as Josh Selby :lol

[Legends66NBA7]

I would coach...

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/images/22148615_BG1.jpg

[Bandito]

I'm 6'0 and can play the role of Rodman without the gay and crazy part. I play dirty as him too :pimp:

Could care less about the scoreboard...

[russwest0]

You are a Yugo aswell so u can automatically play (and shoot), nice, now we got 4 dudes.

PG -
SG - Droid101
SF - Pauk
PF - Jamal99
C - Rake2204

We need a PG....? Or is this lineup already overkill.

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

[Jameerthefear]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad
:roll: :roll: :roll:
can't lie that was good

[Bandito]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad
:roll:

[Element]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

lmfao :roll: :oldlol:

There was a thread on realgm a while back where u should give urself a scouting report and i swear to god suddenly all the stat geeks were 6' and above with ridiculous skills and experience

[DStebb716]

They would destroy you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypkRgDSyxIo

My high school gym was twice as good as that place, and my graduating class was 30 kids.


But, no. Five random ISHers would get smacked by these guys. Maybe the five very best ISH posters ever against them would have a chance.

[iTare]

I'll be the sixth man of the year.

[kNicKz]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

http://img.pandawhale.com/89885-Antonio-Banderas-computer-reac-NfDw.gif

[moe94]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

http://karlmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/59Vt6.gif

That's a career ending post.

[Heavincent]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Seinfeld-Laughing-with-Cigar.gif

[retaxis]

I will play Isiah Thomas role. I am 5'11 with long arms and can shoot/dribble/finish with both hands. I also have a solid post game and quickness but my vertical isn't the best:lol (can touch the rim but not close to dunking). Lets play some smash mouth basketball and show these college kids a thing or two.

[retaxis]

I'm 6'0 and can play the role of Rodman without the gay and crazy part. I play dirty as him too :pimp:

Could care less about the scoreboard...
Can you set hard screens? Even on first/second fast breaks?

[MP.Trey]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kobe-laugh.gif

[dannywpt]

I'm a skinny 6'6 swingman with good handles and passing. I'll be like Durant out there. Except the athleticism and shooting though. :lol I'd be happy to warm the bench

Fun fact: I'm european and have the EXACT same measurements as Alexey Shved. 197cm/84kg. Born same year as me. Also same position and playing style. I guess it's easy to have an idol in him, but it kind of hurts to see how much better he is than me :D

[Droid101]

You are a Yugo aswell so u can automatically play (and shoot), nice, now we got 4 dudes.

PG -
SG - Droid101
SF - Pauk
PF - Jamal99
C - Rake2204

We need a PG....? Or is this lineup already overkill.
I'm 6'9". I'll be Center and swat the shit out of them.

[Droid101]

If we're actually being serious here we can get some of the ISHers who balled in the past. Pauk, millwad, Rake, maybe SPK, and we need someone else...
I played as a walk on for UCI for about two weeks in 2001 before I got cut. :D

Played against Adam Parada (http://www.basketball-reference.com/nbdl/players/p/paradad01d.html) (if you remember him) in practice.

Today I am out of shape. But I'm still 5 inches taller than their tallest guy. :oldlol:

[j3lademaster]

I'm 7'2 with a 7'9 wingspam and 350 lbs with sub 10% bodyfat. I am wet anywhere within the free throw line... of the opposite side of the court, have a 50 in vert, Kareem's skyhook, Magic's vision in transition, Curry shooting ability, Tim hardaway handles and Wilt's c0ck. Can play any position just pm me.

[Rake2204]

I played as a walk on for UCI for about two weeks in 2001 before I got cut. :D

Played against Adam Parada (http://www.basketball-reference.com/nbdl/players/p/paradad01d.html) (if you remember him) in practice.

Today I am out of shape. But I'm still 5 inches taller than their tallest guy. :oldlol:Parada looks like a pretty mobile seven footer. Where'd he play post-college? I couldn't quite tell from the videos.

[Droid101]

Parada looks like a pretty mobile seven footer. Where'd he play post-college? I couldn't quite tell from the videos.
Summer League for the Kings and the Lakers at some point. Mexican national team for the Olympics and other world-events. D-League for a short time. Philippine league and Mexican leagues other than that.

[Droid101]

These ones are the only shots I have of myself playing that show my height, in case you all think I'm bluffing.


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XPtv6TCpAsU/UsN4ssE_D7I/AAAAAAAAm04/ObkD9kK8Cxc/w792-h594-no/151_5195.JPG

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--HLMuV4zyHc/UsN4tztlCAI/AAAAAAAAm1A/k5-N5BlbHLg/w792-h594-no/152_5211.JPG

[Droid101]

I like this thread because I actually believe we could beat them. :oldlol:

[pauk]

This just in: Pauk quitting on team to go team up with realGM's squad

lol, dont have realGM account tho :mad: besides ISH > realGM

[Element]

lol, dont have realGM account tho :mad:

what

arent you pauk89? :eek:

[pauk]

what

arent you pauk89? :eek:

Hell naw!

[pauk]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XPtv6TCpAsU/UsN4ssE_D7I/AAAAAAAAm04/ObkD9kK8Cxc/w792-h594-no/151_5195.JPG


More wrist bro! :no:

How tall are you?

EDIT: ah missed the post above, 6'9"!? dayum!! Go Magic/Lebron/Pippen or Manute Bol on their ass? :)

[Scholar]

Man, Droid101 is tall as f*ck. Dude has 11 inches on me... Pause.

[Trollsmasher]

what

arent you pauk89? :eek:
isn't pauk89 a LeBron hater?

[moe94]

isn't pauk89 a LeBron hater?

That would be too hilarious to happen.

[Droid101]

More wrist bro! :no:

How tall are you?

EDIT: ah missed the post above, 6'9"!? dayum!! Go Magic/Lebron/Pippen or Manute Bol on their ass? :)
It was mid stroke. I have some form. :hammerhead:

[SpecialQue]

Can I be the Chris Smith of the team and just get paid for showing up?

[Droid101]

Can I be the Chris Smith of the team and just get paid for showing up?
I need you there. You're my Kent Bazemore... and, no joke, one time I was at Staples center, some guy mistook me for Pau Gasol.

[moe94]

Can I be the Chris Smith of the team and just get paid for showing up?

Only if I get Juwan Howard duties. :rockon:

[jamal99]

Nice, we got this easy, their Center is 6'3 and the rest are all 5'7-6'0 ish :lol

Really?
I'd have a field day, no one would be able to mess up my 3's :pimp:

[Droid101]

Really?
I'd have a field day, no one would be able to mess up my 3's :pimp:
I will set you a masterly screen, my lord.

[Bless Mathews]

My niggah flossin the two handed slap the backboard lay in!!?!!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!! Jahahahahahahahaha

That was great. Classic.

[LongLiveTheKing]

They would destroy you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypkRgDSyxIo
Most of the highlights were from the warm ups :biggums: :lol

[AboutBuckets]

I WILL set "jewish ass picks" for my teammates all day though. my illegal screens are subtle yet effective.

:roll: :roll: