View Full Version : If You Found Out Your Girl Dated An NBA Player?
NumberSix
12-31-2013, 12:07 PM
Which ones would you think its pretty cool that she dated him and which would be a major turn off like "This dude? Really? Da fcuk?"
If I found out my girls ex is JR. smith, I'd be like "ugh. Really?". I'd probably hit it only a few more times and move on.
Mass Debator
12-31-2013, 12:14 PM
Cool = Evan Turner caused he genuinely apologize. I can appreciate that.
Wtf? = Andrew Bynum, JJ Barea (I'll knock his wife though), and I'll throw in Drake.
KobesFinger
12-31-2013, 12:23 PM
If he wasn't a PG then she's probably been stretched out beyond hope
NumberSix
12-31-2013, 12:23 PM
If he wasn't a PG then she's probably been stretched out beyond hope
You a little dude? Packin' warmth?
KobesFinger
12-31-2013, 12:24 PM
You a little dude?
No but I'm not 6'5+
3peated
12-31-2013, 12:30 PM
ay bruh just becuase these athletes are 7ft tall dont mean they packin like that, you need to quit enforcing the stereotype
chocolatethunder
12-31-2013, 12:33 PM
Threads like these are the reason this board sucks. Grow up, who gives a shit who a girl dates before you. The immaturity on this board, even for fourteen year olds is staggering.
I'm relatively sure jr ****ed ops girl.
HylianNightmare
12-31-2013, 12:39 PM
I'd leave employees cause of that BBC
K Xerxes
12-31-2013, 12:41 PM
Don't think I could satisfy her as much as those BBCs. Would probably feel like throwing a hot dog through a hall way.
Only hope is that those BBCs like dat ass, so maybe the ***** was left untouched.
christian1923
12-31-2013, 12:45 PM
Cool = Evan Turner caused he genuinely apologize. I can appreciate that.
Wtf? = Andrew Bynum, JJ Barea (I'll knock his wife though), and I'll throw in Drake.
Evan Turner tried to bang my friend, he was hitting her up on twitter.
He's a dog lmao
imdaman99
12-31-2013, 12:47 PM
I'm relatively sure jr ****ed ops girl.
This.
Project018
12-31-2013, 01:08 PM
Don't think I could satisfy her as much as those BBCs. Would probably feel like throwing a hot dog through a hall way.
Only hope is that those BBCs like dat ass, so maybe the ***** was left untouched.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Raymone
12-31-2013, 01:33 PM
Depends. White or black player? or mulatto like Griffin?
ripthekik
12-31-2013, 01:52 PM
Pretty sure if numbersix found out his girl dated lebron, he'd immediately go down on her. For 2 days. on both holes.
Go Getter
12-31-2013, 02:04 PM
^lol
I dated a chick that I'm pretty sure ****ed with DeShawn Stevenson. Ruined it for me.....also, and ex of mine went to NY after she dropped outta college and was into a lot of rappers. She has bf/gf picks with a rapper I'm too embarrassed to name.
PejaNowitzki
12-31-2013, 02:09 PM
If he wasn't a PG then she's probably been stretched out beyond hope
Except height and dick size have little to do with one another, that said, it would truly suck to be like 6'8" and be packing a tiny little wiener, like a fat girl with tiny titties, just ****ed up.
inclinerator
12-31-2013, 02:42 PM
rumor has it jeremy lin is packing the biggest one in the locker room, no homo
Jameerthefear
12-31-2013, 02:44 PM
rumor has it jeremy lin is packing the biggest one in the locker room, no homo
pics?
Quickening
12-31-2013, 02:48 PM
Except height and dick size have little to do with one another, that said, it would truly suck to be like 6'8" and be packing a tiny little wiener, like a fat girl with tiny titties, just ****ed up.
Really? I think there probably is... I would be massively surprised if guy 6 foot 5 plus on average were no bigger than guys 5 foot 5.
Mass Debator
12-31-2013, 02:52 PM
rumor has it jeremy lin is packing the biggest one in the locker room, no homo
In Harden's defense, Lin was being compared to Harden's no show. Bush factor
PejaNowitzki
12-31-2013, 03:18 PM
Really? I think there probably is... I would be massively surprised if guy 6 foot 5 plus on average were no bigger than guys 5 foot 5.
Studies haven't really been able to support that. They can't find any sort of real, consistent correlation between the two. Being tall doesn't mean you're any more likely to be hung, being short doesn't mean you're any more likely to have a small unit. If you look at porn stars, a lot of them are ****ing manlets. Ron Jeremy is like 5'5", Mandingo 5'7", it works out for them because being short makes them look even bigger in proportion to their bodies.
Also, no correlation to hand or foot size either. If big feet meant huge unit, I'd be hung like a horse.
The single best correlation that has been found is the ratio of a man's index finger in comparison to his ring finger, the lower the ratio the more likely that the man had higher testosterone levels and a larger *****.
Basically, if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're more likely to have naturally higher circulating testosterone and a bigger unit among other benefits. Of course you're also more likely to come down with prostate and oral cancer according to studies, so its a mixed bag.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/02/article-1335155-0C53D032000005DC-118_468x460.jpg
It works across genders too. Women with longer ring fingers are more likely to be lesbians. Long ring fingers also correlated with musical ability, risk-taking, hyper-activity, lessened risk of mental illness but increased risk of heart disease and reduced immune function.
kNicKz
12-31-2013, 06:36 PM
Studies haven't really been able to support that. They can't find any sort of real, consistent correlation between the two. Being tall doesn't mean you're any more likely to be hung, being short doesn't mean you're any more likely to have a small unit. If you look at porn stars, a lot of them are ****ing manlets. Ron Jeremy is like 5'5", Mandingo 5'7", it works out for them because being short makes them look even bigger in proportion to their bodies.
Also, no correlation to hand or foot size either. If big feet meant huge unit, I'd be hung like a horse.
The single best correlation that has been found is the ratio of a man's index finger in comparison to his ring finger, the lower the ratio the more likely that the man had higher testosterone levels and a larger *****.
Basically, if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're more likely to have naturally higher circulating testosterone and a bigger unit among other benefits. Of course you're also more likely to come down with prostate and oral cancer according to studies, so its a mixed bag.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/02/article-1335155-0C53D032000005DC-118_468x460.jpg
It works across genders too. Women with longer ring fingers are more likely to be lesbians. Long ring fingers also correlated with musical ability, risk-taking, hyper-activity, lessened risk of mental illness but increased risk of heart disease and reduced immune function.
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
TheReal Kendall
12-31-2013, 06:38 PM
Threads like these are the reason this board sucks. Grow up, who gives a shit who a girl dates before you. The immaturity on this board, even for fourteen year olds is staggering.
:applause:
Bandito
12-31-2013, 06:41 PM
Cool = Evan Turner caused he genuinely apologize. I can appreciate that.
Wtf? = Andrew Bynum, JJ Barea (I'll knock his wife though), and I'll throw in Drake.
JJ Barea is divorced though...and what's wrong with him?
KyrieTheFuture
12-31-2013, 06:45 PM
There are quite a few factors that go into this like who it was, how I found out, etc
longtime lurker
12-31-2013, 06:49 PM
In this thread. Men with small ***** syndrome
russwest0
12-31-2013, 07:56 PM
Pretty sure if numbersix found out his girl dated lebron, he'd immediately go down on her. For 2 days. on both holes.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
Cool: Brandon Roy
WTF?: George Mikan
moe94
12-31-2013, 08:46 PM
Cool: Brandon Roy
WTF?: George Mikan
Your girl couldn't handle Mikan. :coleman:
senelcoolidge
01-01-2014, 06:12 AM
What does it mean if one hand has a longer index and the other hand has a longer ring finger?
no pun intended
01-01-2014, 06:27 AM
threesome with parsons
BlazerRed
01-01-2014, 06:29 AM
Don't think I could satisfy her as much as those BBCs. Would probably feel like throwing a hot dog through a hall way.
Only hope is that those BBCs like dat ass, so maybe the ***** was left untouched.
:biggums: :roll:
wagexslave
01-01-2014, 08:42 AM
ay bruh just becuase these athletes are 7ft tall dont mean they packin like that, you need to quit enforcing the stereotype
I can confirm this. I'm 6'5" and my dick is average. Nothing porn star material by any means.
Besides, has anyone here ever banged a chick who wasn't tight enough to make them bust a nut? I know I haven't... p*ssy is p*ssy. I'd almost rather a chick be a tiny bit loose than a chick who's so tight that your dick is sore all night and all day the next day after banging her like a few of the chicks I've been with. I think tightness is a bit overrated. There's such thing as "too tight".
NumberSix
01-01-2014, 08:49 AM
Pretty sure if numbersix found out his girl dated lebron, he'd immediately go down on her. For 2 days. on both holes.
That ship has sailed.
NumberSix
01-01-2014, 08:57 AM
I can confirm this. I'm 6'5" and my dick is average. Nothing porn star material by any means.
Besides, has anyone here ever banged a chick who wasn't tight enough to make them bust a nut? I know I haven't... p*ssy is p*ssy. I'd almost rather a chick be a tiny bit loose than a chick who's so tight that your dick is sore all night and all day the next day after banging her like a few of the chicks I've been with. I think tightness is a bit overrated. There's such thing as "too tight".
Average, or average for a 6'5 guy?.
I'm about the same height as you and I wear a size 13-14. Things are generally proportional. You don't really see guys our height wearing size 8.5.
diamenz
01-01-2014, 09:56 AM
i would become cuckold and m$surbat3 while she is destroyed by bbc.
tomtucker
01-01-2014, 11:31 AM
threesome with parsons
forget the girl then..............:banana:
MtMutombo
01-01-2014, 12:02 PM
Know a girl who "dated" Jordan Williams.
Like how Tarantino's mom dated Wilt Chaimberlain
icewill36
01-01-2014, 12:51 PM
cool: ray allen
not cool: demarcus cousins
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