JEFFERSON MONEY
01-04-2014, 02:20 AM
Okay not really a huge show and tell type thing actually kinda lame but almost died 4 times in the past month or so. I'm certain u guys have had far closer encounters so be sure to share them.
1) Cinammon Challenge. Was choking up a fukking storm and doubling over for 45 minutes straight. Heaving and hawing. Felt like the dust got deep into my alveoli or something started snorting it out as well.
2) Sleeting and raining hard after a session of black iceand didnt warm up car properly.... unclear windshield.. two big 16 wheelers going up and down the highway.. HAD TO MERGE left now or never; whipped hard left truck blipped good and was sandwiched to the blindspot of the one on the left's right.
3) Playin ball went for the rebound and I mean I WENT HIGH (have good ups from years of squatting powercleaning and deadlifting), I entangle my feet in the persons armpit, don't know where the fukk I'm going... in the air for 4 seconds... lose control and land on the side of my head. Hard. Fvck. There goes a million brain cells on top of New Years drinks. Fvck. And I spent so much tiem reading too. Thankfully having a dense thick neanderthal skull prevented internal bleeding but hey whatevs.
4) Was picking up my lil bro and had cousin as well.. driving nonchalantly behind a car.. headed to the left lane and VROOM out of fukking nowhere a car going AT LEAST 130+ SLAMS FROM WAYYYYY BACK (like 1/3 mile at least) straight to the left lane, I brake hard and tuck back and swerve right barely missing the right car's bumper, and well a half second later and I would've been rear-ended like Sailor Moon with the force of Jameer's vociferous teenage c0ck.
5) Hiking in the forest. Saw black bear. Luckily the fukker was lazy and unperturbed. Was only with one other guy. Unarmed. lol.
Basically what I'm askin u guys is seriously forreal what is most important in life? Especially if you haven't found your niche quite yet.
Is it love?
Is it wisdom?
Is it giving charity and doing good deeds?
Is it supreme pleasure?
Is it being grateful?
Is it writing an awesome will and giving a lucky starving African a shot at a great life?
And consequentially. what is useless?
I ask you ISHiots to brainstorm that which is meaningful and valuable and fulfilling to you because bloody hell we never know when we gonna pass. and bloody hell i feel like i been on the wrong path or somethang
I remember reading Dostoevsky's biography and how he deliberately drunk himself into a stupor or tried trifling with a bunch of Russian troublemakers, barely survived, so it challenged him to channel his fire into his writing... and thus the masterpieces were born.
1) Cinammon Challenge. Was choking up a fukking storm and doubling over for 45 minutes straight. Heaving and hawing. Felt like the dust got deep into my alveoli or something started snorting it out as well.
2) Sleeting and raining hard after a session of black iceand didnt warm up car properly.... unclear windshield.. two big 16 wheelers going up and down the highway.. HAD TO MERGE left now or never; whipped hard left truck blipped good and was sandwiched to the blindspot of the one on the left's right.
3) Playin ball went for the rebound and I mean I WENT HIGH (have good ups from years of squatting powercleaning and deadlifting), I entangle my feet in the persons armpit, don't know where the fukk I'm going... in the air for 4 seconds... lose control and land on the side of my head. Hard. Fvck. There goes a million brain cells on top of New Years drinks. Fvck. And I spent so much tiem reading too. Thankfully having a dense thick neanderthal skull prevented internal bleeding but hey whatevs.
4) Was picking up my lil bro and had cousin as well.. driving nonchalantly behind a car.. headed to the left lane and VROOM out of fukking nowhere a car going AT LEAST 130+ SLAMS FROM WAYYYYY BACK (like 1/3 mile at least) straight to the left lane, I brake hard and tuck back and swerve right barely missing the right car's bumper, and well a half second later and I would've been rear-ended like Sailor Moon with the force of Jameer's vociferous teenage c0ck.
5) Hiking in the forest. Saw black bear. Luckily the fukker was lazy and unperturbed. Was only with one other guy. Unarmed. lol.
Basically what I'm askin u guys is seriously forreal what is most important in life? Especially if you haven't found your niche quite yet.
Is it love?
Is it wisdom?
Is it giving charity and doing good deeds?
Is it supreme pleasure?
Is it being grateful?
Is it writing an awesome will and giving a lucky starving African a shot at a great life?
And consequentially. what is useless?
I ask you ISHiots to brainstorm that which is meaningful and valuable and fulfilling to you because bloody hell we never know when we gonna pass. and bloody hell i feel like i been on the wrong path or somethang
I remember reading Dostoevsky's biography and how he deliberately drunk himself into a stupor or tried trifling with a bunch of Russian troublemakers, barely survived, so it challenged him to channel his fire into his writing... and thus the masterpieces were born.