All Miami Heat nickname jerseys are revealed

[Hizack]

King James
D. Wade
CB
Rio
UD
J. Shuttlesworth
Battle
Birdman
Cole Train
Sweet Lew
Doc
GO
Be Easy
Moneymase

[leMVP]

Battle?

Battier? LOL


D. Wade trolling!!

[Mr. Jabbar]

pfff ish makes better nicknames on a daily basis

lequit
dwhistle
bail allen

[TMT]

Worst idea in the history of marketing in the NBA. :facepalm

[moe94]

If your nickname is your first initial followed by your name, you don't have a real nickname. What? Can't use the Flash because he's too old? Pierce been lying for years!

Birdman
King James
Be Easy
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Rio

Only real relevant nicknames.

[ErhnamDjinn]

Worst idea in the history of marketing in the NBA. :facepalm
yup face palm worthy moment whoever thought this up is a idiot. :facepalm :facepalm

[leMVP]

If your nickname is your first initial followed by your name, you don't have a real nickname. What? Can't use the Flash because he's too old? Pierce been lying for years!

Birdman
King James
Be Easy
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Rio

Only real relevant nicknames.

WoW is Wade's nickname now.

I don't why he didn't use it.

[TylerOO]

WoW is Wade's nickname now.

I don't why he didn't use it.

Cause its terrible and no one calls him it but him.

[Uncle Drew]

I'd take Flopmers over Rio.

[Illuminati]

Wade has the most nicknames to choose from, but he picks D.Wade? :facepalm

Flash > D.Wade

[DaSeba5]

No Horsetronaut? I am disappoint

[SpecialQue]

Wade has the most nicknames to choose from, but he picks D.Wade? :facepalm

Flash > D.Wade

Flash is a GREAT nickname. D Wade is just boring as hell.

[Trollsmasher]

Most of them are pretty lame.

[TylerOO]

Where can I buy the King James one? And when they wearin em

[moe94]

I wish Bosh embraced Boshtrich.

[IncarceratedBob]

Why do scrubs get them too?

Rio? Lmfao. Such made up poppycock.

[FreezingTsmoove]

Stopped reading when I saw D Wade wasn't flash. Wtf have some creativity :facepalm

[Levity]

i wish beasley would have chosen bleezy. :pimp:

[CeltsGarlic]

Was expecting super cool beas.

[Element]

bail allen

:roll: :roll:

[SpecialQue]

Half of these are terrible, and it's really obvious that some of these dudes don't even HAVE nicknames, so they made shit up on the spot.

"Battle"? Get the fvck out of here with that bullshit.

[Levity]

"Battle"? Get the fvck out of here with that bullshit.

yeah battle sounds like some old dad trying to stay relevant and cool to his kids.

[TylerOO]

yeah battle sounds like some old dad trying to stay relevant and cool to his kids.

:roll: Battle is so whack

[inclinerator]

what about three

[moe94]

"Battle"? Get the fvck out of here with that bullshit.

You're killing me. My sides are gone.


yeah battle sounds like some old dad trying to stay relevant and cool to his kids.

:roll:

Yo, when did they EVER call him that?

[SpecialQue]

yeah battle sounds like some old dad trying to stay relevant and cool to his kids.

Didn't they call him "Batman" when he got drafted?

[GrapeApe]

Where's "The Warden"? D. Wade, really? :facepalm

[ispin69]

He's pretty much the enforcer/hustle guy, why wouldn't you call him battle.

Keep backpedalling
http://1803.img.pp.sohu.com.cn/images/blog/2009/5/6/15/4/121c050077fg215.jpg

Championship breakfast at dennys, so humble, so working man
http://25.media.tumblr.com/57a25f85713860b2707a1916184ea114/tumblr_mor0ahAN701rge74zo1_1280.jpg

[moe94]

Keep backpedalling


That word doesn't mean what you think it does.

[DuMa]

Which is Sweet Lew and Doc between James Jones and Rashard Lewis?

[SpecialQue]

Keep backpedalling

LOL at this idiot not knowing how language works.

[inclinerator]

Sweet Lew
Doc
GO

???

[Legends66NBA7]

Chalmers should be "The Whipping Boy". Bosh should be "Court Jester".

[SpecialQue]

Chalmers should be "The Whipping Boy". Bosh should be "Court Jester".

And Battier should be "****face."

[Black and White]

This is a horrible idea :facepalm

But Wade didn't choose flash? Really?

And I though Bosh would have something more creative than CB


on a side note: will these jerseys be for sale? I would be keen to get a shuttlesworth one lol

[TwentyThree]

Sweet Lew
Doc
GO

???
GO is probably Greg Oden. Not sure about the other two

[Black and White]

Sweet Lew
Doc
GO

???

Doc - Rashard (I think)
GO - Greg Oden
Sweet Lew - ??????

[Trollsmasher]

Battle is also the original surname of Battier's father. It got mangled into Battier when he was in the army.

[TwentyThree]

Sweet Lew might actually be Rashard LEWis

Doc is probably James Jones

[Black and White]

Sweet Lew might actually be Rashard LEWis

Doc is probably James Jones

Yea you are probably right

[ispin69]

Rashard Lewis :facepalm

[DuMa]

Ray Allen: "J. Shuttlesworth"

Chris Andersen: "Birdman"

Joel Anthony: "Doc"

Shane Battier: "Battle"

Michael Beasley: "B Easy"

Chris Bosh: "CB"

Mario Chalmers: "Rio"

Norris Cole: "Cole Train"

Udonis Haslem: "UD"

LeBron James: "King James"

James Jones: "JJ"

Rashard Lewis: "Sweet Lew"

Roger Mason Jr.: "MoneyMase"

Greg Oden: "G.O."

Dwyane Wade: "D.Wade"

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-heat/heat-blog/sfl-miami-heat-nickname-jerseys-s010714,0,4521816.story

Wade and Bosh definitely a big let down to what they chose. someday 10 years down the line, some dude will have kept these jerseys in mint condition and would have a great memory but no the bad nickname choice prevents it

[moe94]

Rashard Lewis :facepalm

I figured he was making a joke.

[Trollsmasher]

Also, why would they even announce Greg's nickname jersey?

[DuMa]

oh ****. JOEL didnt pick the 'the Warden' and Beas didnt pick 'Super Cool Beas' :(


http://media.tumblr.com/06ec538df123cfa96cbf7e7c8df89578/tumblr_inline_mi2qjbq7FS1qz4rgp.gif

[leMVP]

Cole World is better than Cole train.

Bostraus is way better than CB

[Illuminati]

Where can I buy the King James one? And when they wearin em

Probably Miami Heat store, they wear them on Friday.

[Mr. Jabbar]

bring on the "bail allen" jerseys!!! the world is ready

[boozehound]

these are mostly terrible. so ****ing lame. if they are going to do nickname jerseys, the players shouldnt choose them. Internet voting!

[9erempiree]

Those are weak and the only reason why they are weak is because those are made up.

Nicknames are something you get or known by. You can tell those fools don't have nicks....lol @ initials.

[moe94]

Those are weak and the only reason why they are weak is because those are made up.

Nicknames are something you get or known by. You can tell those fools don't have nicks....lol @ initials.

Black Mamba.

[tmacattack33]

Worst idea in the history of marketing in the NBA. :facepalm

Not really. No matter how stupid some people may think it is, they'll probably be a lot of people buying these...at least the popular ones like King James and J. Shuttlesworth.

[SpecialQue]

Black Mamba.

:lebronamazed:

[KrizMiz]

Worst idea in the history of marketing in the NBA. :facepalm


still better than these long sleve jerseys!

[sipitri]

Some are lame but come on guys, this is a great market idea. I can see j shuttlesworth go sold out.

[DaSeba5]

Some are lame but come on guys, this is a great market idea. I can see j shuttlesworth go sold out.

I personally plan on getting a Shuttlesworth Heat jersey

[eliteballer]

Doesn't get much more creative than "D. Wade"

[NumberSix]

Is there a single person on earth who will buy a "D. Wade" jersey in place of or in addition to a "Wade" Jersey?

[NumberSix]

Bosh should been "Like A Bosh"

[Nash]

Wade should have had "Flash" on the back. C'mon son

[NumberSix]

Wade should have had "Flash" on the back. C'mon son
Wasn't he supposed to be "three" these days? Soulda been "daddy".

[no pun intended]

bail allen
LMFAO

[Mass Debator]

They all should embrace the hate and choose:

Lebrick or The Frozen One
D-whistle
Bosh Spice or Boshtrich

That'll lighten up the pressure a little.

[flipogb]

should have been Boshosaurus or Boshtrich

[Flash31]

From the Nets
JJ,KG,Brook t this

It seems that the league,the playrs in particular either a)aren't very creative,b)don't like the nickname jerseys and are basically puttingup the laziest,wost efforts in order to get rid of them.


I mean DWYANE wADE-to D.Wade come on
or Bosh as CB

Couldv'e went with Three or 3,Flash,WOW,Mr 06,Wade County, but instead D Wade what?

CB couldv'e went with MR CLUTCH,Bosh-Strich,Boshasorous

RIO instead of SuperMario,Mr Alaska,Big Ti8me,Wario,


You look around the league and the teams doing it and it looks like the laziest effort in wanting them

Joel Anthony isn't the Warden come on

[SHAQisGOAT]

Shit's so corny

[Hizack]

Wade should have had "Flash" on the back. C'mon son
This.

[Trollsmasher]

They all should embrace the hate and choose:

Lebrick or The Frozen One
D-whistle
Bosh Spice or Boshtrich

That'll lighten up the pressure a little.
Imagine LeBron coming out as LeBrick and the announcers calling him that:lol

[kurple]

who calls lebron king james?

should have been LeBrick

[ripthekik]

Where can I get a Judas #6 jersey?

[NumberSix]

Where can I get a Judas #6 jersey?
NBA.com

[scm5]

who calls lebron king james?

should have been LeBrick

The answer is Media. Media calls him that.

[scm5]

D-Wade, Rio, Ud are probably their actual nicknames used by their teammates.

[IncarceratedBob]

Wade recieved a cease and desist letter from WB to stop using Flash. I guess they didn't want their super hero associated with a deadbeat dad.

[HylianNightmare]

Wade recieved a cease and desist letter from WB to stop using Flash. I guess they didn't want their super hero associated with a deadbeat dad.
Did really?

[3LiftHeatCurse]

If your nickname is your first initial followed by your name, you don't have a real nickname. What? Can't use the Flash because he's too old? Pierce been lying for years!

Birdman
King James
Be Easy
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Rio

Only real relevant nicknames.

I thought Wade's new nickname now was Three

[Peteballa]

For those who don't understand Shane Battier's nickname...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/If-not-for-poor-penmanship-Shane-Battier-would-?urn=nba-wp7827

[Fire Colangelo]

For those who don't understand Shane Battier's nickname...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/If-not-for-poor-penmanship-Shane-Battier-would-?urn=nba-wp7827

Makes sense... I thought he made it up himself :facepalm