Sex & Relationshipz Talk w/ tha Fresh Luv Doctor Thread

[Fresh Kid]

This Thread right here iz indeed self explanatory. In this thread you can call me tha "Fresh Luv Doctor" and I will try my best to help your sex and realtionship life:applause:. Sex and relationshipz are a major part of life and it brings major obstacles full of satisfication and unsatisfaction. If you need to ask a question about a certain gurl that you are trying to hook up with, have sex with, are do something extra spicy to make tha relationship fun and exciting, or just ask general question about sex and relationshipz that you want know or talk about dont hesitate to call on me, tha "Fresh Luv Doctor":D. I will be gladly to help anybody on their situation, and dont get upset if I cant get to everybody at first, because I soon will get back to you, and dont be extra stupid with your questionz either:coleman: :no:. Let tha damn fun begin!!:applause: :cheers:

[BrooklynZoo]

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[TheReal Kendall]

Sex is overrated bro!

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.

Explain me.

[Fresh Kid]

Sex is overrated bro!
not really, it depends on how u use your motion in that gurls ocean, especially with tha certain moves and certain touches you and that gurl makez, it definitely can be quite satisfying.

[Budadiiii]

Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.

Explain me.
Girls love dominant alpha males.

All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.

Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:

That ****n' bitch.

[DonDadda59]

Uh yes, thank you, doctor. Uh... how do I convince my significant other or 'relationshipz' as you call it to let me tit f*ck her big-tittied best friend without causing a rift in said... relationz?

Thank you in advance.

[Andrew Wiggins]

go home cecil, you're drunk

[Fresh Kid]

Explain me the paradox of girls gettin gpleasure out of the dude when he's selfish and usin her like an object and girls gettin annoyed at the pleasing dude when he puts her pleazu befo his.

Explain me.
Some of those gurlz are definitely insecure and wanted to be dominated just like budadiiii said, they want to feel helpless like a baby so they wont have to do tha work, which been taught by their moms and stupid ass tv shows, reality tv shows and movies that you see today. You can change some of their hearts and mindz but some will be extremely difficult, its just part of life bro.

[TheReal Kendall]

How do I find the g-spot?

[cuad]

Hi Fresh Kid, thank you for making this thread.

Could you outline for me the best strategy for getting in bed with your mom and the best strategy for getting with your sister(s) (if you have any).

Will rep for a thoughtful answer. Think about it, Fresh Kid. How would you get in bed with your mom?

[Fresh Kid]

Uh yes, thank you, doctor. Uh... how do I convince my significant other or 'relationshipz' as you call it to let me tit f*ck her big-tittied best friend without causing a rift in said... relationz?

Thank you in advance.
Well it dependz on how freaky and gitty your significant other iz.

[Fresh Kid]

Hi Fresh Kid, thank you for making this thread.

Could you outline for me the best strategy for getting in bed with your mom and the best strategy for getting with your sister(s) (if you have any).

Will rep.
um..... let me see...... not even in your damn dreamz:coleman: who's next?:D

[DonDadda59]

Well it dependz on how freaky and gitty your significant other iz.

On the freaknik scale I'd give her about a 7.5

But still a no go with letting me free my willy all over her girl's big door knockerz.

I think I want a refund, 'Doctor' :mad:

[Le Shaqtus]

Sex is fun as shit.

Although me and my girlfriend kinda had a scare even though she's on birth control so we gotta start using condoms now -____-

[Fresh Kid]

How do I find the g-spot?
you have to be very sensual to her body, play around with a few parts, like her ear, clitttt, neck, etc. She will definitely let you know, by facial expressions, certain movementz or wordz and when you find it or think you found it go off on that spot like a damn meter that just found gold "ding ding!":applause:

[DonDadda59]

you have to be very sensual to her body, play around with a few parts, like her ear, clitttt, neck, etc. She will definitely let you know, by facial expressions, certain movementz or wordz and when you find it or think you found it go off on that spot like a damn meter that just found gold "ding ding!":applause:

Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:

This guy's a phony!

[Fresh Kid]

On the freaknik scale I'd give her about a 7.5

But still a no go with letting me free my willy all over her girl's big door knockerz.

I think I want a refund, 'Doctor' :mad:
hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, make a proposition with her that she cant refuse, or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:

This guy's a phony!
He's a phony, I'm so surprised :coleman:

[Fresh Kid]

Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:

This guy's a phony!
Nah man I definitely know what tha g. spot iz bro:D

[Budadiiii]

hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, make a proposition with her that she cant refuse, or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse.
There's a bumpy patch inside a girls ****** that we consider the G spot.

Your moms has gone flat doe. I accidently scratched her too. :oldlol:

Tried the come here motion and ended up cutting the bitches insides.


:facepalm

[TheReal Kendall]

Wait a damn minute... hold up... stop da damn pressez... you have no idea what da fuq da g spot is do you? :coleman:

This guy's a phony!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[DonDadda59]

hey relax man, tha fresh luv doctor iz here. If she's that damn freaky then it definitely can work out, make a proposition with her that she cant refuse, or if she say no again then hover around her and talk to her friend alone, make a proposition with her big titty friend that she cant refuse.

Now you're talking my languagez :pimp:

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[cuad]

Nah man I definitely know what tha g. spot iz bro:D
Yeah, you know where it is on a man. :roll:

[Fresh Kid]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
You have to find that spot bro in her puhcee, work around tha area deep like, find tha missing picture if u get my drift and for all tha dummies out there when I said neck, clitttt, and ear I was saying that to start tha gurl up to keep her going and relaxes that spot in her puhcee for you to hit it better:applause:

[Fresh Kid]

Your moms has gone flat doe. I accidently scratched her too. :oldlol:

Tried the come here motion and ended up cutting the bitches insides.


:facepalm
Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:

[cuad]

Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:

:lebronamazed:

left his mom unsatisfied u mean. try viagara next time.

[Fresh Kid]

Now you're talking my languagez :pimp:

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Im glad I can help man:D , go for that ass:cheers:

[Fresh Kid]

:lebronamazed:

left his mom unsatisfied u mean. try viagara next time.
thats not what your momz said tho, she was there too:lol

[Budadiiii]

Hey leave my moms outta dis, Especially since I left your moms:coleman:
Why'd you leave her son?

We looked for you ALL DAY. I told you not to wander around the mall without your mom. :facepalm

[cuad]

Why'd you leave her son?

We looked for you ALL DAY. I told you not to wander around the mall without your mom. :facepalm
I don't get it. Are you his brother?

Budadiii + Fresh Kid? :cheers:

[Budadiiii]

I don't get it. Are you his brother?

Budadiii + Fresh Kid? :cheers:
I'm his brother and his dad. :oldlol:

[Fresh Kid]

I'm his brother and his dad. :oldlol:
:coleman:

[Budadiiii]

:coleman:
That's why they call you Fresh Kid.

Yo daddy mad fresh, son.

[cuad]

:lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :oldlol:

[Fresh Kid]

That's why they call you Fresh Kid.

Yo daddy mad fresh, son.
:crazysam:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Girls love dominant alpha males.

All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.

Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:

That ****n' bitch.

:cheers: You got good taste Bu DAD iii.

My mom dukes is active strong yet feminine. Holdin up very well.. near half a century yet mistaken for mid30's. Leverages whatever "boredom" she feels into a) cultivatin a social life and b) stackin dat paper. Not whining and cheatin on her husband like dem Western hoz :facepalm:

I'm lucky as fukk to be born of quality egg :pimp:

There's a reason Asia been strong for centuries.

[Fresh Kid]

:cheers: You got good taste Bu DAD iii.

My mom dukes is active strong yet feminine. Holdin up very well.. near half a century yet mistaken for mid30's. Leverages whatever "boredom" she feels into a) cultivatin a social life and b) stackin dat paper. Not whining and cheatin on her husband like dem Western hoz :facepalm:

I'm lucky as fukk to be born of quality egg :pimp:

There's a reason Asia been strong for centuries.
:lol

[Myth]

not really, it depends on how u use your motion in that gurls ocean, especially with tha certain moves and certain touches you and that gurl makez, it definitely can be quite satisfying.

http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/hmm-quite-jpg.37756/

[GASOL IS GOAT]

Girls love dominant alpha males.

All about security, girls are attracted to men who are leaders. But you already knew that.

Your mom told you she was annoyed with what I did with her the other day? :oldlol:

That ****n' bitch.
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.

[Fresh Kid]

http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/hmm-quite-jpg.37756/
thank you, im glad you understand bro:D

[ace23]

^:oldlol:

[KingBeasley08]

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.
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[Fresh Kid]

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.
whoa whoa take it easy bro. Who else wanna talk tha fresh luv doctor about questions are problemz dealing with sex & relationship?:D

[JohnFreeman]

people probably want advice from someone with experience.

[Fresh Kid]

people probably want advice from someone with experience.
I have plenty of experience:facepalm , grow up and stop hating little kid:coleman:

[BrownEye007]

If I nail Fresh Kids girl, and nobody is around to see it, did it really happen?

[Jameerthefear]

what is a gspot?

[Fresh Kid]

what is a gspot?
an area inside a gurl's tunta that you must find and hit right so she can be ultimately aroused having a high chance reaching multiple orgasms steady begging for more:applause: :cheers: . I definitely found dat plenty of timez young jameer:D

[Fresh Kid]

If I nail Fresh Kids girl, and nobody is around to see it, did it really happen?
oh in your dreamz right?:lol

[BrownEye007]

oh in your dreamz right?:lol

Yep keep telling yourself that.

[Fresh Kid]

Yep keep telling yourself that.
I am niguh:lol , u wish u can phuck my gurl:oldlol:

[BrownEye007]

Haha I'm just messin with ya fresh kid I wouldn't even try to bang your girl. How do you **** that which does not exist?

[MMM]

how do i get hos to thank the dick

[Fresh Kid]

Haha I'm just messin with ya fresh kid I wouldn't even try to bang your girl. How do you **** that which does not exist?
I got bitchez, don't eva get it twisted:coleman:

[Fresh Kid]

how do i get hos to thank the dick
hit dem off wit tha deepness and smoothness with tha D. Freaky onez u just have to phuck tha living shit out of dem, spank em, tease em, say dirty wordz to them, with dat deepness inside them etc. Wifey ones who's not that freaky needs that freakyness but at a different smooth pace, give them dat deepness too, make love to them but give dem a little of that wildside sex but not too much and krazy cuz they might be too scared at first. They definitely will thank tha D:applause:

[El Gato Negro]

and back from retirement already :roll:

[Fresh Kid]

and back from retirement already :roll:
I said retired from NBA forum:facepalm

[El Gato Negro]

I said retired from NBA forum:facepalm
comes to a basketball forum to only post on non basketball topics? :facepalm. id call that being scared not so much retirement .

[dr.hee]

Alright here's a question for tha fresh luv doctor...in another thread asking if someone here had phone sex, you answered
I sure did:D

So, if I'm attracted to a phone...what's the best way to get her/his number?

Also, how to hit off a conversation? Most of the time, it seems like phones are already with other people. Should I just ignore it and talk after the beep?

[wildchild]

if you're really a love doctor, what does it feels like inside a v@gina? Texture and temperature?

[Random_Guy]

great thread, five starred.

[Fresh Kid]

comes to a basketball forum to only post on non basketball topics? :facepalm. id call that being scared not so much retirement .
I will post about basketball, i will make a thread dis Sunday called "Fresh NBA talk" will have a new segment every sunday and will make another thread called "Other Fresh sports talk" which will have new segments every Sunday az well, stay tuned:applause: :cheers:

[Just2McFly]

Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".

[Fresh Kid]

if you're really a love doctor, what does it feels like inside a v@gina? Texture and temperature?
man tha texture feels like dipping your thang inside some warm and watery ass oatmeal man connected to some sexy feeling walls, man that's tha best way i can describe it right Now, tha best feeling ever besides getting dat big paycheck and accomplishing your lifelong dreamz:applause:. Tha temperature depends on tha mood of tha gurl, tha hotter she feels about you and your thang tha warmer and hotter it feels to you:applause:

[Fresh Kid]

Alright here's a question for tha fresh luv doctor...in another thread asking if someone here had phone sex, you answered

So, if I'm attracted to a phone...what's the best way to get her/his number?

Also, how to hit off a conversation? Most of the time, it seems like phones are already with other people. Should I just ignore it and talk after the beep?
niguh if you wanna phuck a phone, then phuck tha phone:lol tha phone can't resist and say no to you especially since itz not a living thang:oldlol:

[Fresh Kid]

great thread, five starred.
thanx bro, i appreciate it:cheers:

[Fresh Kid]

Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".
explain to me what's your type of gurlz.

[Just2McFly]

explain to me what's your type of gurlz.
Hipster white girls.

I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though

[Fresh Kid]

Hipster white girls.

I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though
in these situations if you really want dat gurl or just hit it, you have to find out what she likes and love to do, and connect with it. or work out a deal with her if she still fronts.

[Just2McFly]

in these situations if you really want dat gurl or just hit it, you have to find out what she likes and love to do, and connect with it.
:coleman:

Ok sir

[Jameerthefear]

Hipster white girls.

I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though
i feel you bruh. except the hipster part. white girl are the best

[Fresh Kid]

:coleman:

Ok sir
for real tho, also find out what she likes in a guy, what's her type, do some research on her, and try to impress her to her liking to your best ability, and you never know man there maybe sum thangs about you that she like already but she prolly don't know it yet, you just have to find it for her and let her see. You got dis bro.

[Bandito]

for real tho, also find out what she likes in a guy, what's her type, do some research on her, and try to impress her to her liking to your best ability, and you never know man there maybe sum thangs about you that she like already but she prolly don't know it yet, you just have to find it for her and let her see. You got dis bro.
If you only made this thread a couple of months ago bro:(

[Fresh Kid]

If you only made this thread a couple of months ago bro:(
aw man what happened?:(

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You have until tonight to complete this following mission. If you fail to do so I will rebuke you with the force of a scorned woman and the fury stronger than hell.

1) Ensure sexual fidelity.


2) Decode chick-talk.


3) Maintain hand and freedom in a long term relationship.


4) Raise children in a non-marriage environment happily with respect.


5) Train a lousy underachieving female to become a cheerful, sexual, devoted woman.


6) Command respect from a woman raised with feminist ideals. Permanently. And that means her trusting your judgment way more than she'll ever trust the State or other conventional wisdom.


7) "Being creative, interesting, spontaneous and an unpredictable asshole" when every victory and habit you've achieved from an unstable life has come from reason, discipline and being level headed.


Solve the world's problems. Now.

[Just2McFly]

i feel you bruh. except the hipster part. white girl are the best
I actually like "white" girls that are slightly different. Of course there are some Anglo-Saxon/Scandinavian girls that can get it, but my tastes are starting to change a bit. For a long time white was number one for me, but now im getting into the hispanic/latino and black girls a lot more.

I guess its because im becoming more of an ass man over the years.

[DonDadda59]

Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".


Hipster white girls.

I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though

Not into "black guys", huh?

You ever consider- your personality, that's the shit she don't like? :confusedshrug:

[Just2McFly]

Not into "black guys", huh?

You ever consider- your personality, that's the shit she don't like? :confusedshrug:

*inserts another coleman*

Come on son.

[DonDadda59]

*inserts another coleman*

Come on son.

So basically your type is "racists"? *inserts regular coleman* :coleman:

Not even Dr. Lovez himself, the great Fresh One, can overcome that.

[Just2McFly]

So basically your type is "racists"? *inserts regular coleman* :coleman:

Not even Dr. Lovez himself, the great Fresh One, can overcome that.

What are you even talking about? If she isn't attracted to me and just wants to be friends, that makes her a racist? What?

[DonDadda59]

What are you even talking about? If she isn't attracted to me and just wants to be friends, that makes her a racist? What?

You: my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".

Not really sure what the quotation marks are all about doe...

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Not into "black guys", huh?

You ever consider- your personality, that's the shit she don't like? :confusedshrug:

eggzactly

most females are eexxxtrreemeellyy flexible reg race if the man is charismatic enough

[niko]

Hipster white girls.

I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though
Hipster white girls don't like black guys? What am i missing?

[Fresh Kid]

You have until tonight to complete this following mission. If you fail to do so I will rebuke you with the force of a scorned woman and the fury stronger than hell.

1) Ensure sexual fidelity.


2) Decode chick-talk.


3) Maintain hand and freedom in a long term relationship.


4) Raise children in a non-marriage environment happily with respect.


5) Train a lousy underachieving female to become a cheerful, sexual, devoted woman.


6) Command respect from a woman raised with feminist ideals. Permanently. And that means her trusting your judgment way more than she'll ever trust the State or other conventional wisdom.


7) "Being creative, interesting, spontaneous and an unpredictable asshole" when every victory and habit you've achieved from an unstable life has come from reason, discipline and being level headed.


Solve the world's problems. Now.
I love tha questions man, but I can't answer all of them right now, I don't get off work til 12 bro, seriously tho. When I get home and get settled I would be gladly to answer your questions.

[Jameerthefear]

Hipster white girls don't like black guys? What am i missing?
hipsters usually aren't that hot imo. it's they shy, reserved girls i like :banana:

[ace23]

Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".
I feel that

[Fresh Kid]

1) Ensure sexual fidelity.


2) Decode chick-talk.


3) Maintain hand and freedom in a long term relationship.


4) Raise children in a non-marriage environment happily with respect.


5) Train a lousy underachieving female to become a cheerful, sexual, devoted woman.


6) Command respect from a woman raised with feminist ideals. Permanently. And that means her trusting your judgment way more than she'll ever trust the State or other conventional wisdom.


7) "Being creative, interesting, spontaneous and an unpredictable asshole" when every victory and habit you've achieved from an unstable life has come from reason, discipline and being level headed.


Solve the world's problems. Now.

1. make sure you turn her on in different ways besides sex but make sure you kill tha tunta everytime the best way you can but be very sensual at tha same time, and she will be loyal to you sexually.

2.They either talking good or bad about you, but either way always have them thinking and talking positive about you, good impressions helps you big time but just dont be soft.

3. Its hard but it takes sacrifices in order to have freedom in relationships, you have to ready dig into her weaknesses and suffer thru doing things you don't want to but it will help in tha long run as it will open your relatonship to freedom.

4. Make sure tha kids have good skool, good friends, and good mentors around. Raise them right and give them tha right values that they need to help them succeed when they become adults themselvez. Try your best to get them away from negativity situationz in life and if they don't listen at first then show them examples of what can happen if they continue to be hard headed and go tha wrong path with correct and advised teaching, then they will never forget and will live tha right way because of your leadership and parenting. Teach them also that every parent is married, or seperated or just single. again explain to them and they will understand.

5. This is hard becuase some people you just can't change, but it can happen if you spend more time with her, really research and dig about her and her past, her future aspirations of what she want to be, take her to places that's shows her how to be not lousy, and hook up with a couple that is the opposite of underachieving and she might wanna be like too, anything iz possible bro.

6. Another hard one. Just show her how a man should always have tha big pants in tha house and makes tha most money in tha household, show her how a woman suppose to be, like her roles. I mean these type of women you have to be for strong, and hard, like "look women, I said I will pay for tha damn check" in other wordz you just have to grow a big set of balls and tell her how its going down, be that alpha male that you suppose to be bruh. It will work out.

7. You just have to ignore people like that, act like you dont give a damn if they win all tha time, and they will eventually stop cuz mainly all they seek for is people's undivided attention, keep being yourself tha best way you can bruh and they might see tha positive light and not be that type of person anymore. It takes a lot to change people period, but it takes very little of helping people tha right way just by your attitude and how you present and carry yourself. Don't forget that man, anything iz definitely possible.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Surprisingly frank answers.

Colour me impressed. I like the effort.

[Le Shaqtus]

hipsters usually aren't that hot imo. it's they shy, reserved girls i like :banana:

Hipster girls are fine as shit, a lot of them are freaks too :banana:

[Budadiiii]

I feel that
Suburban white girls are where its at.

I feel pity for you guys... there's always a few who are into blacks but the majority are primarily into the white meat.

I hate black girls. I can do mulatto every once in a while but... the blacks don't do it for me.

You ever wish you were a white dude bro?

[Fresh Kid]

Surprisingly frank answers.

Colour me impressed. I like the effort.
thank bro, I try:D

[Fresh Kid]

Hipster girls are fine as shit, a lot of them are freaks too :banana:
o yes u damn right:applause:

[Fresh Kid]

I hate black girls. I can do mulatto every once in a while but... the blacks don't do it for me.

You ever wish you were a white dude bro?
no and why you don't like tha black girls?:confusedshrug:

[ace23]

You ever wish you were a white dude bro?
Yeah

[Fresh Kid]

Yeah
why?

[riseagainst]

im in the perfect situation. I'm Asian that looks half white with a BBC.

[Fresh Kid]

im in the perfect situation. I'm Asian that looks half white with a BBC.
:coleman:

[Just2McFly]

You: my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".

Not really sure what the quotation marks are all about doe...

I don't know what world you are living in if you think personality can conquer the fact you aren't someone's type.

I can't take you seriously when you are trying to pick apart a 10 piece puzzle. there is nothing to gain, either you understand it or you don't. The vast majority of guys run across some girls that aren't attracted to them, point blank. Whether it's racially related or not. But not you and niko, you guys are so special.

[Fresh Kid]

I don't know what world you are living in if you think personality can conquer the fact you aren't someone's type.

I can't take you seriously when you are trying to pick apart a 10 piece puzzle. there is nothing to gain, either you understand it or you don't. The vast majority of guys run across some girls that aren't attracted to them, point blank. Whether it's racially related or not. But not you and niko, you guys are so special.
Truthfully, if she "claims" she dont like black dudez and really means it then she's gotta be a racist. If you want her that bad, then show her your best to go beyond tha color and understand who really are inside and out.

[ace23]

why?
Wouldn't scare off as many white hoes.

[Fresh Kid]

Love Doctor Fresh, come all the women I find myself interested in are either married or taken in a serious relationship?

I don't do the bar or club scene, am I fcked?
because theres a lot of freaky gurls who are either married are in a serious relationship, and most single gurls out there wanna stay single, are have attitudez blame everythang on dudez like we are dogs and shit, a lot of single girls are lost themselves and truly dont know what they want, indecisive at timez too thats prolly why you dont see yourself interested in them. There are sum single gurlz who you can be interested in but it will be hard to find, and remember not to be too picky in finding these gurlz too.

[Fresh Kid]

Also, if a guy stops calling or texting a chick because she wouldn't give up the P after a few weeks of dates and friendly outings.

What is he to her in her mind? Did he already lost his privileges to attempt to get the P?
It depends on tha gurl, but in regular cases like dis tha gurl think that guy iz no good and a piece of shit, but you can alwayz change her mind tho.

[Dresta]

Wouldn't scare off as many white hoes.
I always see black dudes with fat white chicks for some reason - dey be likin da flab or summin? It's always quite noticeable because it tends to be some normal looking guy with some flabby hunk of dirt. Tis strange.

And then the only fat chick i knew at uni used to bring back black guy after black guy

:roll:

[Fresh Kid]

I always see black dudes with fat white chicks for some reason - dey be likin da flab or summin? It's always quite noticeable because it tends to be some normal looking guy with some flabby hunk of dirt. Tis strange.

And then the only fat chick i knew at uni used to bring back black guy after black guy

:roll:
nah, not necessarily :lol we only use them for once in a blue moon desperate situationz (no offense:oldlol: ) That will be last on our list (no offense:roll: )

[Fresh Kid]

Wouldn't scare off as many white hoes.
but you know tha white gurlz love tha black d tho:D

[ace23]

but you know tha white gurlz love tha black d tho:D
Sure, the ones I've ****ed with, but I'll go to parties and get rejected like crazy.

It's whatever tho.

[ace23]

I always see black dudes with fat white chicks for some reason - dey be likin da flab or summin? It's always quite noticeable because it tends to be some normal looking guy with some flabby hunk of dirt. Tis strange.

And then the only fat chick i knew at uni used to bring back black guy after black guy

:roll:
Thick or fat? There's a difference.

I actually dig some straight up fat chicks though.

[Real14]

Thick or fat? There's a difference.

I actually dig some straight up fat chicks though.
I only phuck wit fat gurlz if they have dat good head :applause: otha then dat next please:oldlol:

[notbrucewayne]

Does practicing on a peach really work?

[Real14]

Does practicing on a peach really work?
yea imagine they are tittiez:banana:

[Random_Guy]

damn fresh welcome back mayne

[Real14]

damn fresh welcome back mayne
thanks, any questions man?:D

[Random_Guy]

thanks, any questions man?:D
nah but you're a boss:applause: :applause:

[Real14]

nah but you're a boss:applause: :applause:
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[Real14]

On the freaknik scale I'd give her about a 7.5

But still a no go with letting me free my willy all over her girl's big door knockerz.

I think I want a refund, 'Doctor' :mad:
Maybe you need to go with a different approach sir, especially since she's dat freaky:confusedshrug: Just keep trying at it man, freakz give it up eventually otherwise they wouldn't be freakz am I right?:lol

[Real14]

Tha fresh luv doctor iz back :pimp: I'm now available for any questionz on sex & relationshipz talk

[Real14]

Topic Talk 1: Which iz worse? Being dissed by an attractive girl you really like and want to phuck but not getting the number and not getting tha time of day? or being dissed by an attractive girl you like that you conversed with seriously over the phone and text messages but she decided to not give you a chance in person and don't want to be bothered anymore?

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Let me know which is worse, then tha fresh luv doctor:pimp: will tell you later on after a few people discuss this topic on which one is actually worse.

Discuss....

[Bandito]

The second one. Getting my attention over the phone but not even wanting to talk to me in real life...that's even worse than being friendzone, that is textzoned!!!

[Real14]

The second one. Getting my attention over the phone but not even wanting to talk to me in real life...that's even worse than being friendzone, that is textzoned!!!
I agree especially since you were that close to hitting it and that became a major tease situation to you and your dick. Yep this hurts but us strong man have to get through these horrible defeats and look for more and better fish in tha sea:pimp:

[niko]

Generally any girl i ever put time too and didn't bang annoyed me equally.

[Real14]

Generally any girl i ever put time too and didn't bang annoyed me equally.
I feel you on that, but wasting time and energy with one girl getting closer and closer to your main objective then all of a sudden things just fell apart and she stops talking to you is most definitely worse. Those gurls who didn't give me their number and no time of the day hurts but at least it won't keep you going, thinking something special might happen between you two in the near future.