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Amar'e_Juwanna
01-08-2014, 08:22 PM
everyone just does the first letter of the first name, and first syllable of last name. i heard someone call derrick favors DFavs. what the....

nobody has any good nicknames? nobody has anything creative to add?

imo harden aint the beard, he the barber

TheReturn
01-08-2014, 08:24 PM
I actually couldn't disagree more.. The Mailman? Always delivers? Sh*t's so corny if you ask me. Some are cool, sure, but mostly they seem so forced and again, corny.

moe94
01-08-2014, 08:24 PM
Jamal Crawford = dance instructor = my favorite

KG went from the Kid to the Big Ticket to KG

It's hilarious. You might have a point.

MP.Trey
01-08-2014, 08:24 PM
I miss Joel "The Vanilla Gorilla" Przybilla. :(

Amar'e_Juwanna
01-08-2014, 08:25 PM
Jamal Crawford = dance instructor = my favorite

KG went from the Kid to the Big Ticket to KG

It's hilarious. You might have a point.

speaking of kg, joe jesus is aight.

Black and White
01-08-2014, 08:25 PM
The Truth is my fav nickname

Or Agent Zero, I can't choose

Budadiiii
01-08-2014, 08:25 PM
GOATbrook.

/Thread.

Im so nba'd out
01-08-2014, 08:25 PM
evan turner nickname the villian aint bad.

Heavincent
01-08-2014, 08:28 PM
It's true.

Meanwhile, the NFL has Megatron, The Law Firm, Clipboard Jesus, and The Legion of Boom :bowdown:

NumberSix
01-08-2014, 08:53 PM
"D. Wade" is an EPIC nickname.

Mr. Jabbar
01-08-2014, 08:55 PM
its been downhill since the black mamba

Amar'e_Juwanna
01-08-2014, 08:56 PM
this is now OFFICIAL NICKNAME SUGGESTION THREAD

moe94
01-08-2014, 08:57 PM
its been downhill since the black mamba

:roll:

I think you hate Kobe, on the low.

Burgz V2
01-08-2014, 09:09 PM
this is now OFFICIAL NICKNAME SUGGESTION THREAD

can we use nicknames from NBA Hangtime?

christian1923
01-08-2014, 09:16 PM
Polish hammer:bowdown:

Black and White
01-08-2014, 09:18 PM
DeMarcus Cousins = Schoolyard Bully

cos88
01-08-2014, 09:19 PM
Jameer "Crib Midget" Nelson
Damon "The World's Greatest Shooter" Jones
Craig "Eggs" Ehlo
Corey "Bad Porn" Maggette - a lot of scoring and penetration but do you really like what you're seeing ? :roll:
Harold ''Baby Jordan" Miner
Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic


:roll:

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 09:30 PM
Anthony Bennett: the Cleveland Steamer

I believe it was jokingly given to Shaq while he was there, but that kid should inherit it no questions asked.

Sarcastic
01-08-2014, 09:32 PM
JR Spliff is an awesome nickname

kurple
01-08-2014, 09:34 PM
Manimal

Golden Grizz
01-08-2014, 09:43 PM
My favorite is Tony Allen - "Trick or Treat"

Some really good ones I've seen on here that I use regularly

Patrick Patterson = 2Pat
Giannis-Antetokounmpo = The Alphabet

Black and White
01-08-2014, 09:45 PM
JR Spliff is an awesome nickname

:roll:

moe94
01-08-2014, 09:46 PM
JR Spliff is an awesome nickname

It's simply beautiful. :pimp:

BTW, Black Mamba is the corniest shit I've ever heard and the funny thing is, I love the actual snake.

TheMilkyBarKid
01-08-2014, 09:49 PM
It's simply beautiful. :pimp:

BTW, Black Mamba is the corniest shit I've ever heard and the funny thing is, I love the actual snake.
It reminds me of step brothers in that "call me night hawk" scene.

Black and White
01-08-2014, 09:51 PM
James Bin-Harden

Jameerthefear
01-08-2014, 09:52 PM
It's Jameer "the fear" Nelson

KrizMiz
01-08-2014, 09:57 PM
"Fly Miles" Plumlee

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 09:58 PM
It's Jameer "the fear" Nelson
It is Jameer the Queer because of you, buddy

ortonsaw
01-08-2014, 09:59 PM
king flop?

Jameerthefear
01-08-2014, 10:14 PM
It is Jameer the Queer because of you, buddy
who are you? no name poster lol

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 10:14 PM
who are you? no name poster lol
Is that the best you got? WEAK

moe94
01-08-2014, 10:19 PM
who are you? no name poster lol

:biggums:

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 10:19 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2mc8ynk.jpg
:oldlol: love it

Black and White
01-08-2014, 10:20 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2mc8ynk.jpg
:oldlol: love it

What? :roll:

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 10:24 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2mc8ynk.jpg
:oldlol: love it
http://i44.tinypic.com/2iw8u9w.gif

Burgz V2
01-08-2014, 10:29 PM
who are you? no name poster lol

id rather be a no name poster than a dude who spends every waking moment posting pics of borderline underage anime softcore porn :confusedshrug:

Burgz V2
01-08-2014, 10:30 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2mc8ynk.jpg
:oldlol: love it

oh wow.

moe94
01-08-2014, 10:43 PM
Ya'll understand that could be anyone, right? Just because he quoted his name means nothing. Stop.

His post before that doesn't support him, though, so who knows?

Black and White
01-08-2014, 10:45 PM
Ya'll understand that could be anyone, right? Just because he quoted his name means nothing. Stop.

His post before that doesn't support him, though, so who knows?

Just saw your avy, nice :cheers:

Jameerthefear
01-08-2014, 10:58 PM
That wasn't me. My name gets signed on negs all the time.

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 11:04 PM
That wasn't me. My name gets signed on negs all the time.
Thought so, no issue either way. I don't care about rep myself as I barely post but someone seems to take it rather seriously :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
01-08-2014, 11:05 PM
Thought so, no issue either way. I don't care about rep myself as I barely post but someone seems to take it rather seriously :oldlol:
i dont really know you at all... why attack me for no reason? i've had no interactions with you.

Basketbolero
01-08-2014, 11:06 PM
i dont really know you at all... why attack me for no reason? i've had no interactions with you.
Just a playful jab man :cheers:

215Philly
01-08-2014, 11:07 PM
V-Span :pimp:

Jameerthefear
01-08-2014, 11:08 PM
Just a playful jab man :cheers:
:cheers: i'll give you 2 green bars then

CelticBaller
01-09-2014, 01:02 AM
It's true.

Meanwhile, the NFL has Megatron, The Law Firm, Clipboard Jesus, and The Legion of Boom :bowdown:
Purple Jesus is the best

j3lademaster
01-09-2014, 01:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nJLjHDY.jpg


"Black Swan" Smith

Amar'e_Juwanna
01-16-2014, 12:39 AM
Psycho T
Double T
Big Boy Randy Foye

Angel Face
01-16-2014, 12:40 AM
Russell "Ninja Turtle" Westbrook

JohnFreeman
01-16-2014, 12:42 AM
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/11/7939396.jpg

D TRILL :bowdown:

thefatmiral
01-16-2014, 01:31 AM
the big fundamental is lame. the immortal would be an upgrade.

Milbuck
01-16-2014, 01:35 AM
Giannis:

Blocrates
Tygreek Evans
Pita Parker
Feta World Peace

El Gato Negro
01-16-2014, 01:37 AM
wild thing,always liked the matrix as well, and my all time favorite mr potato head.

Angel Face
01-16-2014, 01:37 AM
We need some good names that fits players game, like His Airness/Air Jordan, The Glove, The Rain Man, Larry Legend, The Answer, Black Mamba...

No good nick names anymore. For example, I'm gonna pick a random NBA player's nickname like "The King". It's pretty lame since he's playing like a Queen who has Tarzan's body with a mindset of Jane.

Milbuck
01-16-2014, 01:39 AM
We need some good names like His Airness, Air Jordan, The Glove, The Rain Man, Larry Legend, The Answer...

No good nick names anymore. For example, I'm gonna pick a random NBA player's nickname like "The King". It's pretty lame since he's playing like a Queen who has Tarzan's body with a mindset of Jane.

:roll: :applause:

no pun intended
01-16-2014, 01:39 AM
I like the fact that King George plays well with King James.

Done_And_Done
01-16-2014, 02:12 AM
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/11/7939396.jpg

D TRILL :bowdown:

http://d3ds4oy7g1wrqq.cloudfront.net/cinefagos/myfiles/te3poster300.jpg

Amar'e_Juwanna
03-07-2014, 01:36 AM
weird thread.

But as much as I dislike Reggie Miller, just heard him drop "Bad News Blake" which is good stuff.

NumberSix
03-07-2014, 01:39 AM
The servant is a pretty sweet name.

Amar'e_Juwanna
03-07-2014, 01:40 AM
The servant is a pretty sweet name.

yeah i guess this thread predated that. is this a stan thread now?

PsychoBe
03-07-2014, 01:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nJLjHDY.jpg


"Black Swan" Smith

:roll: :roll: :roll:

JohnFreeman
03-07-2014, 01:55 AM
Nikola "Frieza" Peković

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/165/a/f/frieza_final_form_by_maffo1989-d68yn84.png

http://www.awolfamongwolves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Pekovic.jpg

WWRWestbrookDo?
03-07-2014, 02:16 AM
KAwhi Leonard deserves to be called The Glove...even though it was already given to PAyton.

JohnFreeman
03-07-2014, 02:18 AM
KAwhi Leonard deserves to be called The Glove...even though it was already given to PAyton.
Quiet man of rebound

Milbuck
03-07-2014, 02:18 AM
KAwhi Leonard deserves to be called The Glove...even though it was already given to PAyton.
The tube sock. And Diaw can be the lotion, and Belinelli can be tissues.

The M@sturbatespurs.

Amar'e_Juwanna
03-07-2014, 02:39 AM
The tube sock. And Diaw can be the lotion, and Belinelli can be tissues.

The M@sturbatespurs.

so duncan is the dick and parker/manu are the balls?

kamil
03-07-2014, 02:47 AM
Kevin 'Slim Reaper' Durant

JohnFreeman
03-07-2014, 02:51 AM
Kevin 'Slim Reaper' Durant
No, it's servant.

kamil
03-07-2014, 02:51 AM
No, it's servant.

Shut up.

JohnFreeman
03-07-2014, 02:54 AM
Shut up.
The Servant doesn't like that nickname because he is religious. Keep up buddy.

Teanett
03-07-2014, 12:23 PM
KAwhi Leonard deserves to be called The Glove...even though it was already given to PAyton.

Kawhi "Compression Sock" Leonard

mr.big35
03-07-2014, 12:41 PM
Kevin 'Slim Reaper' Durant

thats his real nick name i dont why he chose the servant

Jailblazers7
03-07-2014, 12:58 PM
I like Jalen's nickname for Westbrook "Furious Styles." I think it is hard for a nickname to build momentum because of the internet, 24/7 sports media stuff. Part of a great nickname is how the legend builds behind it and the scrutiny that players are under these days kind of makes it impossible for a legend to build.

scm5
03-07-2014, 01:20 PM
My favorite nickname was half-man/half-amazing.

Clyde
03-07-2014, 01:36 PM
Jameer "Crib Midget" Nelson
Damon "The World's Greatest Shooter" Jones
Craig "Eggs" Ehlo
Corey "Bad Porn" Maggette - a lot of scoring and penetration but do you really like what you're seeing ? :roll:
Harold ''Baby Jordan" Miner
Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic


:roll:

:oldlol:

HOoopCityJones
03-07-2014, 01:43 PM
If I was KD , i'd own Iceburg Slim.

The shit just sounds sleek.

Guys today let their high school friends market them these days though...

D-FENS
03-07-2014, 01:46 PM
I like old school nicknames.
Admiral
Mailman
Glove
Sir Charles/Round Mound of Rebound
Human Highlight Film
The Dream
The Glide
A-Train
Ice
Nick the Quick
The Truth
Rapist
All of Shaq's nicknames

We still have some good ones though:
Matrix
Half man, Half amazing/ Air Canada
Caveman

Mass Debator
03-07-2014, 01:51 PM
Russell Shotgun Westbrook

madmax17
03-07-2014, 01:54 PM
Yeah they really went downhill, the Ufc for one is really killing the nba with nicknames like "the Axe murderer", Ed "Short fuse" Hermann, Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson, "The Korean Zombie" Chan Sung Jung, "Grave digger".

Amar'e_Juwanna
03-07-2014, 01:56 PM
I like old school nicknames.
Admiral
Mailman
Glove
Sir Charles/Round Mound of Rebound
Human Highlight Film
The Dream
The Glide
A-Train
Ice
Nick the Quick
The Truth
Rapist
All of Shaq's nicknames

We still have some good ones though:
Matrix
Half man, Half amazing/ Air Canada
Caveman

kindly refrain from stanning in my thread.

NumberSix
03-07-2014, 02:20 PM
If I was KD , i'd own Iceburg Slim.

The shit just sounds sleek.

Guys today let their high school friends market them these days though...
What's so great about stealing somebody else's name?

I'm glad he doesn't want to use that scumbags name.He probably doesn't want a name associated with the abuse of women.

inclinerator
03-07-2014, 02:22 PM
servant is pretty fitting doe

fiddy
03-07-2014, 02:28 PM
I like old school nicknames.
Admiral
Mailman
Glove
Sir Charles/Round Mound of Rebound
Human Highlight Film
The Dream
The Glide
A-Train
Ice
Nick the Quick
The Truth
Rapist
All of Shaq's nicknames

We still have some good ones though:
Matrix
Half man, Half amazing/ Air Canada
Caveman
who dat?

Swedish Chef
03-07-2014, 02:53 PM
I like old school nicknames.
Admiral
Mailman
Glove
Sir Charles/Round Mound of Rebound
Human Highlight Film
The Dream
The Glide
A-Train
Ice
Nick the Quick
The Truth
Rapist
All of Shaq's nicknames

We still have some good ones though:
Matrix
Half man, Half amazing/ Air Canada
Caveman

Thees