srs question: if i sleep in compression shorts will it kill my sperm cells?

[Twin Beadles]

this particular pair has ventilation panels so not as smothering as other compression shorts. Wearing them to bed cause they make it less tempting to fap than boxers and i have strength class tommorow and I mightforget tochange into em in the morning.

[Pushxx]

Who cares if you have the urge to fap?

My balls were meant for freedom. Can't stand anything tight.

[Budadiiii]

What kind of weirdo wears his dirty, sweaty, filthy, shit ridden and stained compression shorts that his mom bought at ***** sporting goods for 39.99 for two pair?

And you mention that you would then wake up from said kitty nap and actually not take a shower, not brush your teeth, and not put on your dab of cologne before running off to gym class so you can stare at bitches asses in them booty shorts and capture picture memories and later jack off to said picture memories of said bitches booty. :facepalm

You tired of old fashion hand + lotion combo so you whip out two pillows with slick covering so it feels good when your dick goes in between the two and you can bust a strong, healthy nut to vivid memors' 'bout those cheeks, thighs, pony-tail.. this bitch is down, so this actually a possible potential scenario so this gets my dick that much harder type damn I stained the covers with jizz/ I just went off to PE with my 20 dollar shit stained compression boxers that mommy and daddy paid for on their visa credit card. :facepalm

****ing moron.

[Twin Beadles]

What kind of weirdo wears his dirty, sweaty, filthy, shit ridden and stained compression shorts that his mom bought at ***** sporting goods for 39.99 for two pair?

And you mention that you would then wake up from said kitty nap and actually not take a shower, not brush your teeth, and not put on your dab of cologne before running off to gym class so you can stare at bitches asses in them booty shorts and capture picture memories and later jack off to said picture memories of said bitches booty. :facepalm

You tired of old fashion hand + lotion combo so you whip out two pillows with slick covering so it feels good when your dick goes in between the two and you can bust a strong, healthy nut to vivid memors' 'bout those cheeks, thighs, pony-tail.. this bitch is down, so this actually a possible potential scenario so this gets my dick that much harder type damn I stained the covers with jizz/ I just went off to PE with my 20 dollar shit stained compression boxers that mommy and daddy paid for on their visa credit card. :facepalm

****ing moron.


You have a good imagination when it comes to making up an internet stranger's fap habits :lol . But wait, let me guess this isn't imagination, I could literally feel your anger through your post, that bitterness you must have felt when no girls want to touch so you have to go home and
whip out two pillows with slick covering so it feels good when your dick goes in between the two and you can bust a strong, healthy nut to vivid memors' 'bout those cheeks, thighs, pony-tail Now I know why you're so bitter all the time, can't blame you i would be too if I was a 30 year old virgin who's only joy in life comes from following kids half my age across the internet trying to make them feel insecure about your own biggest insecurities. :roll:

[Budadiiii]

You have a good imagination when it comes to making up an internet stranger's fap habits :lol . But wait, let me guess this isn't imagination, I could literally feel your anger through your post, that bitterness you must have felt when no girls want to touch so you have to go home and Now I know why you're so bitter all the time, can't blame you i would be too if I was a 30 year old virgin who's only joy in life comes from following kids half my age across the internet trying to make them feel insecure about your own biggest insecurities. :roll:
Is that you trying to stand up to me? :oldlol:

Cute.

Don't flatter yourself dude, I'm only 1 or 2 years older than you but on a completely different level all together in pretty much every aspect of life. How come every time I see you post it feels like some middle school ****** is posting. Are you ever going to grow, evolve as a poster. A person?

You never have anything of substance to talk about, always just about basketball related shit and items your mom buys you. You suck dick as a poster, and a person. You're a boring sack of shit and insecure as fook kid, you don't have an interesting bone in your short chubby piss poor genes and tainted self esteem body, you ****ing homo.

If I came off mad, it's because you're on pre K level intellect and can't decipher me being ironic to some weird ass asian kid on the web asking said 30 year old virgins if he should wear his 20 dollar shit stained compression thong that his mother bought him for christmas and even gave him a new chair to lounge with his buddies awww to school the next day? Really? The ****, is wrong with you kid? You're a loser, plain and simple as the acne on those chubby ****n cheeks, needle dick.

Don't even think you can step to me kid, I would bloody the living dog shit out of you, the same dog you got from your parents china express.

I'm 18.

You're what... 11, 12? NO, you're actually 16 or 17 and still come off as some little middle school pre pubescent little shit head ****ing up pillow covers and wondering why the tip of your 3 inch flaccid ***** is red and raw.

[Dresta]

This thread is weird...

[GASOL IS GOAT]

I wouldn't know I don't even wear underwear :oldlol:

[El Kabong]

I wouldn't know I don't even wear underwear :oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRVUe2Ha6dg&noredirect=1

[TheReal Kendall]

Your balls gotta breathe so I don't see how this is healthy.

Just make a not to remind yourself to put them on and get some puss so you won't have the urge to fap

[AI Thornton]

I don't know the answer, but just don't wear compression shorts to bed. Just don't do it.

[Jameerthefear]

well this thread went south quickly...

[HarryCallahan]

srs question: why would you want a high sperm count? You tryna impregnate someone?

[Raymone]

Weed kills sperm count. Shorts don't.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

I'm a borderline pothead and I bust like a monster. Are you serious? Is this true or are you messing around? :biggums:
Obviously you're a pothead I mean it takes you 10 minutes to compose a comeback. You're obviously slow in the head I mean come on :coleman:

[Raymone]

I'm a borderline pothead and I bust like a monster. Are you serious? Is this true or are you messing around? :biggums:

It either lowers sperm count or leads to sterility. I don't remember which.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

So you were talking directly out of your ass, huh? :coleman:
Wow, took you 4 minutes this time, such improvement :applause:

[HarryCallahan]

Weed kills sperm count. Shorts don't.

Tight shorts and underwear do indeed lower sperm count dum-dum.

[Levity]

I'm a borderline pothead and I bust like a monster. Are you serious? Is this true or are you messing around? :biggums:

i dont believe it. or maybe, i dont want to believe it.

snoop has kids however. and im pretty sure hes stoned 100% of the time.

[HarryCallahan]

:oldlol: @ thinking sperm-count and volume of emissions are related.
"I blow monster loads, so I must have a high sperm-count..." :applause:

[Levity]

That's like doing heroin because Keith Richards is still alive. :no:

haha i guess.

[HarryCallahan]

I'm a borderline pothead and I bust like a monster. Are you serious? Is this true or are you messing around? :biggums:

:facepalm

The short-bus is here to pick you up son.

[knickballer]

Less sperm count is a problem our generation is facing compared to our grandfathers generation. Probably has to do with eating more unhealthy junk, having more plastic in our bodies, pollution, etc.

I guess compression shorts will lower sperm count as the testies aren't able to move freely? Also, avoid having your laptop over your dick as the heat of the laptop may cause harm.

Don't stress it dude. Just eat healthy, exercise and you'll be more potent than an african hyena

[Guy Dudebro]

it will lower your sperm count for sure. Now if you are a fella who wants to go barebacking around that might not be a bad thing, but like anything, if it is longterm behavior there will be longterm effects.

Yeah Buddy!

[gts]

this particular pair has ventilation panels so not as smothering as other compression shorts. Wearing them to bed cause they make it less tempting to fap than boxers and i have strength class tommorow and I mightforget tochange into em in the morning.

After reading this I'm thinking it's best if you don't breed, so the answer is does it really matter?

[Raymone]

After reading this I'm thinking it's best if you don't breed, so the answer is does it really matter?

A question can't be an answer, dummy.

[Guy Dudebro]

After reading this I'm thinking it's best if you don't breed, so the answer is does it really matter?

:roll:

psst... AnarCtica

Yeah Buddy!

[ace23]

:biggums:

Are you serious? You think when people try to have kids and nothing happens, they go to the doctor because they didn't ejaculate a lot of sperm? Of course they're not directly correlated. Don't take shit so seriously.:rolleyes:
Do you know what sperm is?

[KiiiiNG]

Wow, took you 4 minutes this time, such improvement :applause:
free this dude