If players were movies, what would they be?

[moe94]

Jordan = Godfather
Kobe = Godfather 2

That type of corny shit, you know. Let's see what you can do here.

[nathanjizzle]

lebron-afraid of the dark.

[SamuraiSWISH]

Godfather 2 is better than Godfather so that makes no sense. Ridiculously corny thread.

[moe94]

Shawn Kemp = Cheaper by the Dozen


Godfather 2 is better than Godfather so that makes no sense.

I knew someone was going to say that and fitting that it's you. I don't even believe that and that was a boring example and not truly fitting considering you're right, it's debatable.

[Demitri98]

What kind of question is this?:wtf:

[chosen_one6]

Kobe = Simple Jack

http://youtu.be/U-n_zk7e0ZU

[Crafty]

Magic and Bird = Godfather 1
Jordan = Godfather 2
Kobe = Godfather 3

[JUDGE WITNESS]

lebron = candyman

[moe94]

Drazen Perovic - Fast and Furious
Iverson - Menace 2 Society

[SamuraiSWISH]

I knew someone was going to say that and fitting that it's you. I don't even believe that and that was a boring example and not truly fitting considering you're right, it's debatable.
Well you made a stupid, corny thread. With a piss poor example to kick start. Godfather 2 is one of the few sequels generally held in higher regard than it's predecessor. Pacino + Dinero? No contest. There is no case for Kobe, Jordan Derivative, being better than the original. Kobe would be a movie equivalent of a remake. A good one, but not better than the original.

[moe94]

Well you made a stupid, corny thread. With a piss poor example to kick start. Godfather 2 is one of the few sequels generally held in higher regard than it's predecessor. Pacino + Dinero? No contest. There is no case for Kobe, Jordan Derivative, being better than the original. Kobe would be a movie equivalent of a remake. A good one, but not better than the original.

You're tripping. Most people consider the first one to be better. Godfather 2 is one of the GOAT sequals but you're reaching just because of your homolust for Jordan. :cheers:

[MP.Trey]

J.R. Smith = Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Michael Beasley = How High

Chris Bosh = Magic Mike

[f0und]

Sam Cassell - Aliens

[Genaro]

Parsons and Lin - Brokeback Mountain

[moe94]

Parsons and Lin - Brokeback Mountain
:D

Shawn Kemp and Derrick Coleman - Requiem for a Dream

[Bandito]

The Chosen One (2010)
Kobe!



Batman & Robin 1998

Mj and Pippen

[NumberSix]

No porno titles?

[NumberSix]

Seriously though.....


Melo and JR: Dumb and Dumber.

[Bandito]

Kobe = Simple Jack

http://youtu.be/U-n_zk7e0ZU
:lol

[Bandito]

No porno titles?

Cumming to America
Yao (or insert your favorite international player here)



Happy?

[NumberSix]

Wade: Big Daddy

[HoopsFanNumero1]

Jordan = Godfather 1/2
Kobe = Godfather 3

That type of corny shit, you know. Let's see what you can do here.

Fixed for accuracy

[Genaro]

MDA: Run Lola run

[moe94]

Pierce = X-Men and he's playing professor X

[pegasus]

MDA: Run Lola run

:roll:

[pegasus]

Lebron - Any movie with deus ex machina (starring Ray Allen)

[moe94]

Lebron - Any movie with deus ex machina (starring Ray Allen)

Toy Story 3 staring Ray Allen - LeBron

[NumberSix]

Lebron - Any movie with deus ex machina (starring Ray Allen)
I'm not sure you understand the meaning of that phrase.

[red1]

westbrook: fearless
jeremy lin: chinaman
chris bosh: the land before time

[pegasus]

I'm not sure you understand the meaning of that phrase.

Ray Allen is "god from the machine" that saved the day (see 2013 finals). What is it that you don't get?

[NumberSix]

westbrook: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
jeremy lin: chinaman
chris bosh: the land before time
fixed

[moe94]

I'm not sure you understand the meaning of that phrase.

:biggums:

Unless you're clinging onto pure technicality, you're nuts.

http://wehoopny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Al-Harrington-450x242.jpg

[red1]

fixed
that works too

[moe94]

Rose - Memento

[NumberSix]

Rose - Memento
:roll:

[livinglegend]

Rose - Memento
:applause:

Excellent movie BTW

[Swaggin916]

Ray Allen - He Got Game :confusedshrug:

Kobe - Troy

[NumberSix]

Ray Allen - He Got Game :confusedshrug:

Kobe - Troy
As who? Agamemnon?

[MP.Trey]

Gilbert Arenas - Ice Age

[moe94]

Gilbert Arenas - Ice Age

:roll:

10/10 for the reference

[I<3NBA]

Kobe - Con Air (as Johnny 23)

[Element]

Kobe - Con Air (as Johnny 23)

best part is he actually wanted to become johnny 24 :roll:

[Mr. Jabbar]

american pie:

lebron= stiffler
west= finch
gloria james = strifflers mom

[IncarceratedBob]

jordan is titanic

the goat

[Bandito]

american pie:

lebron= stiffler
west= finch
gloria james = strifflers mom
:roll:

[Choke]

Chris Bosh - Jurrasic park.

[no pun intended]

Dirk Nowitzki - The Shawshank Redemption

[pegasus]

As who? Agamemnon?
You're just too dumb.:roll:

[Hulk]

D-Howard-Mean Girls

[kamil]

LeBron* James: Unfaithful

[NumberSix]

You're just too dumb.:roll:
Think about it...... it will come to you.




(hint: both the name and translation isn't entirely accurate.)

[Myth]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8hzpth1nU1qzymoko1_500.jpg

[NumberSix]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8hzpth1nU1qzymoko1_500.jpg
True. And LeBron is Bruce.

[Out_In_Utah]

This one is bad so don't crucify me





















































Bobby Phills & David Wesley = The Fast & The Furious movies

[oarabbus]

lin - linsanity the movie

[NumberSix]

Is there any movie about a mentally retarded basketball player? If so, that for Rose.

[moe94]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8hzpth1nU1qzymoko1_500.jpg

Best post in the thread, easily.

[Kobr]

LeBran

http://i.imgur.com/ImpphOi.jpg

[STATUTORY]

Is there any movie about a mentally retarded basketball player? If so, that for Rose.

not basketball player but

Radio:

http://cronkitehhh.personal.asu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Radio-movie-f03.jpg

http://www.chicagomag.com/Harry/DerrickRose.jpg

[ImKobe]

Jason Collins - Bruno

[red1]

not basketball player but

Radio:

http://cronkitehhh.personal.asu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Radio-movie-f03.jpg

http://www.chicagomag.com/Harry/DerrickRose.jpg
LOL

[Raymone]

Guess who.

http://i.imgur.com/5HHmrOV.jpg

[k0kakw0rld]

Kobe = Like Mike

No way Kobe is a GODfather he is barely top 10 :confusedshrug:

[red1]

Guess who.

http://i.imgur.com/5HHmrOV.jpg
lebron?

[Shade8780]

This thread has potential.

[Raymone]

lebron?

Did he drive Shaq and Dwight out of town?

[moe94]

Did he drive Shaq and Dwight out of town?

This guy stays winning. :applause:

[red1]

Did he drive Shaq and Dwight out of town?
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/07/10/sports/Y-JP-CAVALIERS/Y-JP-CAVALIERS-articleLarge.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/TPaNmoV_o_I/AAAAAAAAll4/ehZKifNa9vA/s1600/lebron-decision-ohio-_char-575x417.jpg

looks like losing friends and alienating people to me

[MavsSuperFan]

Chandler Parsons - American Beauty
Lebron - The Departed

[red1]

This guy stays winning. :applause:
you might want to chill before you cosign known retards. it does reflect poorly on you after all :lol

[moe94]

you might want to chill before you cosign known retards. it does reflect poorly on you after all :lol

Have you even seen him post? He's always good for a laugh, from what I've seen. I'm talking about his one liners. They're hilarious to me. :confusedshrug:

[red1]

Have you even seen him post? He's always good for a laugh, from what I've seen. I'm talking about his one liners. They're hilarious to me. :confusedshrug:
he is a retard man. even a retard is good for a one-liner now and then

[Raymone]

red1 staying anally devastated.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Kg: cocoon
Allen: saving private bran

[pegasus]

Kg: cocoon
Allen: saving private bran
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[moe94]

Kg: cocoon
Allen: saving private bran
:banana: :roll:

[red1]

red1 staying anally devastated.
dont worry I am a fair judge of character if you want to upgrade from retard status all you have to do is acknowledge that schumacher is in fact a well-known name in sports

[moe94]

dont worry I am a fair judge of character if you want to upgrade from retard status all you have to do is acknowledge that schumacher is in fact a well-known name in sports

He tried arguing otherwise? He must have been trolling. :oldlol:

[red1]

He tried arguing otherwise? He must have been trolling. :oldlol:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9297189&postcount=15
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9300247&postcount=40

[Raymone]

dont worry I am a fair judge of character if you want to upgrade from retard status all you have to do is acknowledge that schumacher is in fact a well-known name in sports

I'm not going to do that, because car racing isn't a real sport.

[red1]

I'm not going to do that, because car racing isn't a real sport.
Acting like schumacher's injury wasnt newsworthy just shows that you are retarded. Just because you exclusively get your world news from espn doesnt mean the rest of the world does. In fact even that wouldnt excuse your stupidity because espn also covers racing

[Raymone]

Acting like schumacher's injury wasnt newsworthy just shows that you are retarded. Just because you exclusively get your world news from espn doesnt mean the rest of the world does. In fact even that wouldnt excuse your stupidity because espn also covers racing

It's newsworthy to the modicum few that actually follow racing. Just like the injury to the best bowler would be newsworthy to people who follow bowling.

[red1]

It's newsworthy to the modicum few that actually follow racing. Just like the injury to the best bowler would be newsworthy to people who follow bowling.
At least you are consistent. What was your opinion on lebron's performance against dallas? 2011 finals of course.

[Raymone]

At least you are consistent. What was your opinion on lebron's performance against dallas? 2011 finals of course.

100% Wade's fault.

[LilEddyCurry]

Chris Bosh http://www.filmmusicnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jurassic-park-logo.jpg

[Myth]

Kg: cocoon


Cocoon was about old people being rejuvenated though. I'd say Duncan applies more than KG considering that.

[Rondo]

Dwight Howard - The Departed.
Al Horford - Black Hawk Down.

[red1]

100% Wade's fault.
I was thinking in the spirit of the thread. You know like Soft (2007) Heartless (2009) Choking Bitch N*gga with the f*cked up fivehead (2014). One of those movies might be made up though I cant give any guarantees.

[AI Thornton]

Russell Westbrook - TMNT
Rajon Rondo - The Lone Ranger
Arinze Onuaku - Winter Flight

[Mirko Cro Cop]

J.R. Smith = Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Michael Beasley = How High

Chris Bosh = Magic Mike
Magic mike? More like broke back mountain

[9512]

Bobby Phills = the fast and the furious

[Out_In_Utah]

Bobby Phills & David Wesley = The Fast & The Furious movies


Bobby Phills = the fast and the furious

Beat you to it.

[rknine15]

Kg: cocoon
Allen: saving private bran
damn :bowdown:

[9512]

Beat you to it.

Do I feel silly now. I didn't read any posts and went straight to post mine lol

[moe94]

Do I feel silly now. I didn't read any posts and went straight to post mine lol

So good, it needed to be said twice.

[Bandito]

Lebron 2011 ring

Gone with the Wind

[SpecialQue]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9ff51c69881f10abcf2cd90dbe398cb/tumblr_mz7tavjaDJ1t6ntvzo1_400.jpg

[Stringer Bell]

Jason Collins- I'm Coming Out

Dwight Howard would be some corny, unfunny comedy.

[joeyjoejoe]

Durant = the movie where adam sandler says for fweeee

[joeyjoejoe]

Curry = red dawn the latest version for nothing more then there's a dude in it that's similar looking