All douche team

[clutchinho]

Now assume you're playing in the NBA, guaranteed playoffs, got a decent long term contract, so considering personality alone who are the players you wouldnt want play with


C- Dwight - no contest, takes all the glory deflects all the blame and you gotta listen to his corny jokes
PF - Battier - gotta listen to his long winded politician speeches
SF - Lebron - that huge chosen1 tattoo on his back is just a giant douche stamp, imagine looking at that in the locker room all year
SG - Harden
PG - Fisher

6th man - Kevin Love

[Mr. Jabbar]

is that you JR smith?

[The JKidd Kid]

One of the worst posts of all time.

[Raymone]

Garnett. He listens to songs that replay "I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man" in the lyrics over and over.

[dannywpt]

Negged.

If you ask you I'm gonna neg you again.

[the mesiah]

C-Bynum , can't trust him and don't want to risk that he mite bring back the mushroom cut ..http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/01/andrew-bynum-criticizes-rg3s-hairstyle-this-really-happened/
PF-kris humphries , don't want to see him get repeatedly punked on the court and off the court .dont want to feel obligated to have his back at all times .
SF-Ron artest, loose cannon and don't know what he mite pull at anytime.
SG-jr smith, too enigmatic and inconsistent ..not worth the trouble .
Pg-Jeremy Lin, he sucks, overrated and still gets the somewhat hype of "linsanity"..

[MJistheGOAT]

Wade
Jr Smith
Artest
Bynum
Tony Allen
Mike Brown
Pringles

[moe94]

Like I said I could care less, I'm
Damn ***** , I'm at my friend's Crib Just watching the game chilling and ON MY PHONE.ill email u a pic if u want.i would think from my Gary Coleman pic that was posted, u would see that I wasn't mad.so by your own interpretation, u can see that I'm more than capable of spelling a FIVE letter word correctly ..Before u bitch and complain , I can care less if I spelled you like "U" in this post.

I'm going to need that pic sent to me, yes. We're not done here. :coleman:

[the mesiah]

lol @ this rant. Negged.

Get more mad bro.
I ain't even mad ..

[the mesiah]

I'm going to need that pic sent to me, yes. We're not done here. :coleman:
Send ur Email..make sure u post it too ..

[moe94]

Send ur Email..

:biggums:

[sejoon101]

This thrad is now about how much a dumbass the mesiah is. Oh, im on my phone, so i can spell all these words that are longer and more complex but i can't spell thrad correctly.

[the mesiah]

:biggums:
I'm not goin to post it on the thread, I'll send u the photo..

[moe94]

I'm not goin to post it on the thread, I'll send u the photo..

You're creeping me out, bro. Stop. I feel like I'm going to get raped any moment. I'm on edge like you're going to get me and shit. I just checked the hallway. Seems safe, but I noticed a shadowy figure quickly run into the abyss. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to attack your spelling. I've learned from my mistakes. Just spare my life.

[the mesiah]

This thrad is now about how much a dumbass the mesiah is. Oh, im on my phone, so i can spell all these words that are longer and more complex but i can't spell thrad correctly.
:milton

[the mesiah]

You're creeping me out, bro. Stop. I feel like I'm going to get raped any moment. I'm on edge like you're going to get me and shit. I just checked the hallway. Seems safe, but I noticed a shadowy figure quickly run into the abyss. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to attack your spelling. I've learned from my mistakes. Just spare my life.
:yaohappy: :ohwell:

[Fazotronic]

wtf is going on here?

[red1]

the "mesiah" :lol

[PickernRoller]

I say Lebron tops my list.

Dude refuses to show up in the 4th.

Second, definitely AI. I would only get to see him in games ballhogging the ball the whole f'cking match.

[Xiao Yao You]

Carmelo and Kobe aren't all-time douches?

[I<3NBA]

Mr. Jabbar
9empire
Yao Ming's Foot
kennethgriffin
pedoshit

[Myth]

Bynum/Dwight/Cousins
KG
LeBron/Melo
JR Smith
CP3?

[Scholar]

Obvious ones have already been picked, so I'll go with ones not named yet.
Los Angeles version

C - Robert Sacre: anyone who has watched any Backstage Lakers episodes will know that all this dude seems to ever talk about is his body fat %. It's like that's what makes him proud. Only that. Dude has pretty much nothing else to add in any conversation worth discussing.

PF - Ryan Hollins: I've never seen anyone more proud to be on a shitty franchise. He is the epitome of "I bet dude has a below 3rd grade reading level."

SF - Matt Barnes: fakest tough guy in the NBA. Dude makes KG seem like a legit UFC fighter. There's even a .gif of Matt trying to punk Kobe with a basketball, but it doesn't work. On top of all that, his wife is on a reality show. :facepalm Dude will do anything for money.

SG - Sasha Vujacic: nobody in the history of the NBA has used "Oh, I'm an NBA player" to try to impress strangers more than Sasha. I had a friend who isn't a bball fan once encounter Sasha on Rodeo Dr in Beverly Hills. He overheard Sasha telling random chicks, "I play for the Lakers." :facepalm And just look at his hair. Wtf? Also, remember when he scored 25 points on the Nets a few seasons back? Dude then said something along the lines of "I could average 25-30 PPG if I wanted to." Sure you could, Sasha.

PG - Jordan Farmar: can't stand this bitch. He's a good player, but I've seen enough of his off-court douchiness to know he's just one great game away from declaring himself the GOAT PG. The guy is such a douche that when the Lakers went to play in China during the preseason, he went in a store and demanded a $5 discount on an item. FIVE dollars?! That's like one of us asking for a $0.05 discount on an item. The f*ck is wrong with this douche?

[Bandito]

Isnt Farmar a jew though? They know to being stingy when it comes to spending money...

[CelticBaller]

You and your mama are the bitches ******.Get off my dick and stop sweating me.I'll replace Bynum and put your mama at center on the all ****/douche team since she built like Oliver miller got a face like Muresan and ears like Cassell.probably gettin a train ran on her right now in The t-dot or "hoggtown" since it's named after her .oh by the way "no offense".:cheers:
20 something post in and this dude is ranting already :lol

[ImKobe]

I'd hate to play with Boogie

[the mesiah]

20 something post in and this dude is ranting already :lol
I said no offense to the boy..:kobe:

[R.I.P.]

Now assume you're playing in the NBA, guaranteed playoffs, got a decent long term contract, so considering personality alone who are the players you wouldnt want play with


C- Dwight - no contest, takes all the glory deflects all the blame and you gotta listen to his corny jokes
PF - Battier - gotta listen to his long winded politician speeches
SF - Lebron - that huge chosen1 tattoo on his back is just a giant douche stamp, imagine looking at that in the locker room all year
SG - Harden
PG - Fisher

6th man - Kevin Love

What a ****ing insult to D. Wade. :no: