when's the right time to text a girl?

[Jameerthefear]

got a girl's number. school ended at 3... 3:39 now but I don't want to look thirsty. help ish

[CeltsGarlic]

got a girl's number. school ended at 3... 3:39 now but I don't want to look thirsty. help ish

After about 40 mins from now. But who am I to give advises.. I always hated and avoided texting.

[Black and White]

Did you get banned yesterday? Why?

[Knicks101]

While she's still in eye sight, to make sure it's real.

[Jameerthefear]

Knicks :coleman:

[Patrick Chewing]

Text her and tell her you're going to kill her now

[niko]

got a girl's number. school ended at 3... 3:39 now but I don't want to look thirsty. help ish
Tonight. After you'd done what you want to do. Why are you texting her now? Do you want to ask her to go somewhere now? You text at night, you're bored, makes sense. You text now it says "i am stopping everything for you because i'm needy and no one wants me"/

[Jameerthefear]

If she likes you she will want you to text soon. You don't want to do that. Make her wait, she will start getting insecure and doubting herself.
but what if she doesn't like me?

Tonight. After you'd done what you want to do. Why are you texting her now? Do you want to ask her to go somewhere now? You text at night, you're bored, makes sense. You text now it says "i am stopping everything for you because i'm needy and no one wants me"/
niko you're always so helpful. okay then i will do it at 7

[KobesFinger]

When you have something to say other than "Hi, how are you, whats up?". You don't have to be bored to text a girl, if I feel like doing it I will as long as its practical at the time.

[Gabi]

but what if she doesn't like me?

niko you're always so helpful. okay then i will do it at 7

You think girls gives out their number to guys they do not like? unless you have a friendly relationship with her go for it.

Do not text her tonight but maybe tomorrow you can text and ask her something random just to test the waters and see if she has any interest. With girls when they like someone they are very transparent even when they are texting.

If you have talked enough you can ask her out on Friday to the movies or something similar, I have no idea what kids do these days when they date.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

when youre playing vidyo games

[Jameerthefear]

When you have something to say other than "Hi, how are you, whats up?". You don't have to be bored to text a girl, if I feel like doing it I will as long as its practical at the time.
I know. Just don't want it to be awkward.

You think girls gives out their number to guys they do not like? unless you have a friendly relationship with her go for it.

Do not text her tonight but maybe tomorrow you can text and ask her something random just to test the waters and see if she has any interest. With girls when they like someone they are very transparent even when they are texting.

If you have talked enough you can ask her out on Friday to the movies or something similar, I have no idea what kids do these days when they date.
it's monday though... that's too long of a wait.

[LJJ]

Coming across as too eager and desperate doesn't have much to do with how long you wait, but with the amount of effort you put in. You can send a text but make sure you keep a low profile until she shows interest in you. Like Kobesfinger said, if your only reason for sending a text is to say hi don't do it, have something to talk about first and ease into that conversation rather than jump right in. Also don't give her any compliments until prompted by her to give one.

[Levity]

tomorrow when youre sitting behind her in the back of the classroom with your hoodie on.

[brooklynsfinest]

when she's naked.

[Le Shaqtus]

Don't forget the d*ck pics.

[Gabi]

She gave you her number. She's interested. Don't text her today. Or tomorrow. You don't want to seem like you're chomping at the bit.

When you do text her, it should be non-chalant. Don't ask her out. Say you're at a Redbox and need a movie recommendation.

Sorry but this is not a great advice, girls does not care if you text them in one hour or two days. Most would find it cute that you texted them without waiting.

[CelticBaller]

Text her hey and ask her what she doing. she knows you trying to get some anyway

[niko]

She gave you her number. She's interested. Don't text her today. Or tomorrow. You don't want to seem like you're chomping at the bit.

When you do text her, it should be non-chalant. Don't ask her out. Say you're at a Redbox and need a movie recommendation.
He's a little kid, he doesn't need to wait this long..

[Levity]

on the real though, did you exchange numbers or did she give you hers. if it was the latter, you can text her anytime you want and just say "hey, this is jam jam. here is my number."

its all about the ice breakers, baby

[Jameerthefear]

Don't forget the d*ck pics.
i was on reddit and the girls on there said they liked it when you sent pictures touching your d*ck through ur underwear. Not necessarily just d*ck pics.

[niko]

i was on reddit and the girls on there said they liked it when you sent pictures touching your d*ck through ur underwear. Not necessarily just d*ck pics.
Am i going to have to smack you? :no:

[Levity]

no matter what you do make sure you call yourself jam jam

precisely

[KobesFinger]

I know. Just don't want it to be awkward.

it's monday though... that's too long of a wait.

What do you know about this girl? Find out and talk to her about that. Then talk about some of your interests, even the anime. Just don't say how much you like anime.

[Gabi]

i was on reddit and the girls on there said they liked it when you sent pictures touching your d*ck through ur underwear. Not necessarily just d*ck pics.

No, girls does not like getting dick pictures.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

i was on reddit and the girls on there said they liked it when you sent pictures touching your d*ck through ur underwear. Not necessarily just d*ck pics.
niqqa them girls were on reddit they all like 200 pound pizza faces

lucky to even get sent a underwear d*ck pic

[Jameerthefear]

Am i going to have to smack you? :no:
:confusedshrug:

[Jameerthefear]

What do you know about this girl? Find out and talk to her about that. Then talk about some of your interests, even the anime. Just don't say how much you like anime.
I mean I know a little bout her. I don't really want to date her... just fvck

[niko]

I mean I know a little bout her. I don't really want to date her... just fvck
my advice
1) stop thinking about this so much.
2) text her when you have nothing to do. I didn't mean to pretend that. I meant to do that.
3) don't worry about it..and don't embarass yourself with something stupid like a dick pick. It's creepy, and chances are the whole school is looknig at it thinking you're a pervert.

[KobesFinger]

I mean I know a little bout her. I don't really want to date her... just fvck

It's unlikely you'll get to hit this chick if you hardly know her unless she's very easy or she wants you.

I'm guessing you haven't texted her yet. Good, that means you can still set the tone. Be flirty from the get-go. Don't believe all the nice guy crap. If you want to be treated like Batman, don't act like Robin. It's not even about being alpha, just be to the point about what you want.

In this case, I wouldn't advise you to be like "I just wanna fvck you, no kissin' and huggin girl you got a husband who loves you". But don't act like a friend otherwise you'll be seen as a friend, which is how you get friend-zoned.

You absolutely have to refer to yourself as Jam Jam though

[Dizzle-2k7]

i usually text right away something like "hey its dizzle. got you saved! :)" or something like that.. then if she replies , ask her something a couple hrs later like "que haces?" which is spanish for what are u doing. :confusedshrug:

[LJJ]

No, girls does not like getting dick pictures out of the blue.

Fixed.

A well placed dick pic can open the nude pics flood gates man, some girls are definitely up for it. You just have to find out before you send.

[Jameerthefear]

my advice
1) stop thinking about this so much.
2) text her when you have nothing to do. I didn't mean to pretend that. I meant to do that.
3) don't worry about it..and don't embarass yourself with something stupid like a dick pick. It's creepy, and chances are the whole school is looknig at it thinking you're a pervert.
gonna do this. since niko is married and all he seems to be pretty solid on this stuff.

[LJJ]

I'm guessing you haven't texted her yet. Good, that means you can still set the tone. Be flirty from the get-go. Don't believe all the nice guy crap. If you want to be treated like Batman, don't act like Robin. It's not even about being alpha, just be to the point about what you want.

In this case, I wouldn't advise you to be like "I just wanna fvck you, no kissin' and huggin girl you got a husband who loves you". But don't act like a friend otherwise you'll be seen as a friend, which is how you get friend-zoned.

Yup. This should be fundamental, but with all these guys your hear whining about ending up in the friendzone all the time it obviously isn't.

[GASOL IS GOAT]

I think your waifu will get mad at you. Don't do it bro. You have a wonderful woman waiting for you at home

http://i42.tinypic.com/dh4n7l.jpg

[Black and White]

I think your waifu will get mad at you. Don't do it bro. You have a wonderful woman waiting for you at home

http://i42.tinypic.com/dh4n7l.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/UB1eV.gif

[Jameerthefear]

please sop quoting bad posters. then i have to actually see their bullshit. ignore system needs a revamp

[Selenium]

Yep. The friendzone is a terrible place to end up. It's rough. You don't want to be there. There's a lot of strategy involved.

I'm not one to talk. I'm not one to give advice. But I will. Be aggressive or fall back. The grey area is the friend zone.

You have these small chances...a little window. Maybe you're at a show together. Maybe, you turn around, and even though she's across the room, you maintain eye-contact. Go to her. Kiss her.

Don't make the same mistakes I've made.

[Droid101]

Finish your episode of Naruto first.

[christian1923]

Just have one of your friends who bags bittches and has game text her for you from your phone tonight lol

[Just2McFly]

Coming across as too eager and desperate doesn't have much to do with how long you wait, but with the amount of effort you put in. You can send a text but make sure you keep a low profile until she shows interest in you. Like Kobesfinger said, if your only reason for sending a text is to say hi don't do it, have something to talk about first and ease into that conversation rather than jump right in. Also don't give her any compliments until prompted by her to give one.

That's a no-no.

[Bandito]

Yep. The friendzone is a terrible place to end up. It's rough. You don't want to be there. There's a lot of strategy involved.

I'm not one to talk. I'm not one to give advice. But I will. Be aggressive or fall back. The grey area is the friend zone.

You have these small chances...a little window. Maybe you're at a show together. Maybe, you turn around, and even though she's across the room, you maintain eye-contact. Go to her. Kiss her.

Don't make the same mistakes I've made.
What mistakes did you made though?

Anyways Jameer as long as you don't tell her to go die, and ignore her for almost a week you'll be fine.

[Rodmantheman]

Finish your episode of Naruto first.

That shit still isn't canceled:oldlol:

[cos88]

http://i42.tinypic.com/dh4n7l.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

i texted her, and we had a conversation and i told her i had to go eat :lol

[CelticBaller]

i texted her, and we had a conversation and i told her i had to go eat :lol
http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx231/Swing_Time/tumblr_lg36bcaaVA1qaa67q.gif

[cos88]

i texted her, and we had a conversation and i told her i had to go eat :lol

when she swallows the food tell her... right then tell her your into anime :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx231/Swing_Time/tumblr_lg36bcaaVA1qaa67q.gif
:lol
we should be very nice to each other this week. because i am going to be going at your neck come sunday :D

[Black and White]

when she swallows the food tell her... right then tell her your into anime :roll:

:roll:

[T-Time3]

http://i42.tinypic.com/dh4n7l.jpg
:wtf:
holy shit. those crazy japanes are indeed crazy
this is beyond stupid

[VIntageNOvel]

you dont want to disturb her bedtime, or her parent would get angry,
is she 7?

:lol joke

i myself tried the good guy act, and failed miserably,
there's this girl that i met at party, and he got a lot of jack ass surrounding her, so i thought i would act differently from them, and be a nice guy, treat her like a lady

turned out she wants my dick from the get go :lol

[HarryCallahan]

i texted her, and we had a conversation and i told her i had to go eat :lol

That was your biggest mistake.

[Mr Feeny]

You can text tonight but don't go into interview mode where ur just bombarding her with questions. Dont let it drag either. Be cocky funny use a little push pull then say that u hv to let her go cuz uve got to (make something up that makes it look like u hv fun plans if u don't). gl

Stay away from underage chicks

[Mr Feeny]

you dont want to disturb her bedtime, or her parent would get angry,
is she 7?

:lol joke

i myself tried the good guy act, and failed miserably,
there's this girl that i met at party, and he got a lot of jack ass surrounding her, so i thought i would act differently from them, and be a nice guy, treat her like a lady

turned out she wants my dick from the get go :lol


Yup. Rookie mistake. Dont plant urself in the friendszone. Make it clear ur a gentleman but also find her sexually arousing from the get go. Do a lot of kino (touching) right away. This is key. Then everythinf will fall into place.

[LJJ]

Yup. Rookie mistake. Dont plant urself in the friendszone. Make it clear ur a gentleman but also find her sexually arousing from the get go. Do a lot of kino (touching) right away. This is key. Then everythinf will fall into place.

:roll:

You sound like one of those guys.

http://i.imgur.com/rfBI6RF.jpg

[AintNoSunshine]

9:30ish

[JohnFreeman]

Do you work at subway?because you are giving me a foot long