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GOBB
01-14-2014, 12:03 AM
Anyone try these? What were your experiences?

I tried this Teddy Bear chewy candy laced with marijuana. Ate the head and legs. First I dont smoke but right off the bat I could taste it. Thought nothing of it. Waited about 25mins. :confusedshrug:

Sitting down watching a movie and all of a sudden shit slowed down incredibly and I felt paralyzed. All I could feel was my heart beating fast as hell. I got up because I wanted to shake whatever HIT me off. Go to kitchen and I'm hyper extending my knee because everything is starting to go numb. My body over heats or at least it felt that way. Found myself in the tub running ice cold shower to shock this shit out of me. Doesn't work. Go outside and it was really cold that night. Felt good but nothing. Mouth dry, downed water like i was stuck in a desert. I told my friend should we go to the ER, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. She says if you were, you damn sure wouldn't be talkin to me this way.

Tried to sleep it off and woke up...high. Long story short crazy experience. I'm glad I wasn't home along when I tried it. Probably would have did something incredibly stupid the way I was tripping out.

Rodmantheman
01-14-2014, 12:05 AM
That sounds like a crazy experience.

DeuceWallaces
01-14-2014, 12:07 AM
Edibles can be dangerous if you're not used to getting super duper high. They far supersede the strongest high you could ever get smoking and it can last up to 8 hours which, as you found out, leads to the sad situation of passing out and waking up with 2 more hours to go on your buzz.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 12:07 AM
Anyone try these? What were your experiences?

I tried this Teddy Bear chewy candy laced with marijuana. Ate the head and legs. First I dont smoke but right off the bat I could taste it. Thought nothing of it. Waited about 25mins. :confusedshrug:

Sitting down watching a movie and all of a sudden shit slowed down incredibly and I felt paralyzed. All I could feel was my heart beating fast as hell. I got up because I wanted to shake whatever HIT me off. Go to kitchen and I'm hyper extending my knee because everything is starting to go numb. My body over heats or at least it felt that way. Found myself in the tub running ice cold shower to shock this shit out of me. Doesn't work. Go outside and it was really cold that night. Felt good but nothing. Mouth dry, downed water like i was stuck in a desert. I told my friend should we go to the ER, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. She says if you were, you damn sure wouldn't be talkin to me this way.

Tried to sleep it off and woke up...high. Long story short crazy experience. I'm glad I wasn't home along when I tried it. Probably would have did something incredibly stupid the way I was tripping out.



This is a natural experience for first timers, no need to sweat it. You'll grow out of it.

Btw how old are you? 14, 15?

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 12:11 AM
This is a natural experience for first timers, no need to sweat it. You'll grow out of it.

Btw how old are you? 14, 15?
Close, he's 40.

GOBB
01-14-2014, 12:12 AM
Edibles can be dangerous if you're not used to getting super duper high. They far supersede the strongest high you could ever get smoking and it can last up to 8 hours which, as you found out, leads to the sad situation of passing out and waking up with 2 more hours to go on your buzz.

Definitely not used to it. Yeah it lasted crazy long. Lucky for me i was off work the next day. Would have had to call out. Figured next time i'd eat only the legs or head...not both. Maybe it doesn't matter. :oldlol:



This is a natural experience for first timers, no need to sweat it. You'll grow out of it.

Btw how old are you? 14, 15?

16. Be 17 this weekend. Happy bday me early bro? Thanks, dbag

GOBB
01-14-2014, 12:14 AM
Close, he's 40.

Look the guy who overdosed smoking marijuana. :roll:

Rodmantheman
01-14-2014, 12:15 AM
Definitely not used to it. Yeah it lasted crazy long. Lucky for me i was off work the next day. Would have had to call out. Figured next time i'd eat only the legs or head...not both. Maybe it doesn't matter. :oldlol:




16. Be 17 this weekend. Happy bday me early bro? Thanks, dbag


You 16 with 50000 posts:biggums:

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 12:15 AM
Close, he's 40.


What!?!

Holy crap. That significantly increases the awkwardness level of the story/thread.

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 12:19 AM
What!?!

Holy crap. That significantly increases the awkwardness level of the story/thread.
Yeah, he's a late bloomer.

Pretty sure he still lives with his mom, and also a resident mailman. He's a pretty cool guy though. We've never had a problem with GOBB around these parts... e-bullying is looked down upon. We just poke a little fun here and there, but for the most part all is well and always will be.

GOBB
01-14-2014, 12:20 AM
Yeah, he's a late bloomer.

Pretty sure he still lives with his mom, and also a resident mailman. He's a pretty cool guy though. We've never had a problem with GOBB around these parts... e-bullying is looked down upon. We just poke a little fun here and there, but for the most part all is well and always will be.

Says the guy who basically runs an auto body shop. :roll:

Raymone
01-14-2014, 12:21 AM
Godzuki's a korean nerd.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 12:24 AM
Yeah, he's a late bloomer.

Pretty sure he still lives with his mom, and also a resident mailman. He's a pretty cool guy though. We've never had a problem with GOBB around these parts... e-bullying is looked down upon. We just poke a little fun here and there, but for the most part all is well and always will be.


Say word. Nuff e-spect.

I do have a question tho and this isn't an attempt to bully, but I'm just wondering if he is a mailman why does he still live in his moms basement? I mean a civil servant's salary is pretty decent. They got them unions and all.

I'm not judging him, like on whether he's succeeded on even the most fundamental level of being a human being or anything, I'm really just curious. That's all.

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 12:25 AM
Says the guy who basically runs an auto body shop. :roll:
I'm not godzuki, kid.... er, man. :facepalm

Why don't you try smoking it first... and also un freaking believable that this is your FIRST time even trying the stuff. You must not get out much.

Levity
01-14-2014, 12:27 AM
Sounds like it was an indica edible. Those hit your body, and hit it hard. so yeah, if you dont smoke often or at all, even a small dose of an indica edible can **** you up

I smoke/eat only sativa. those are the ones that "energize you" and mostly effect your head. ie the creative process.

if you ever decided to become a season smoker, that scary i cant control my body shit goes away, and you honestly could be amazingly high next to someone, and no one could ever tell.

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 12:29 AM
Say word. Nuff e-spect.

I do have a question tho and this isn't an attempt to bully, but I'm just wondering if he is a mailman why does he still live in his moms basement? I mean a civil servant's salary is pretty decent. They got them unions and all.

I'm not judging him, like on whether he's succeeded on even the most fundamental level of being a human being or anything, I'm really just curious. That's all.
That's something you might have to ask him directly because 'I don't have the answers'

...

But if I were to guess.. he's insecure, period. Too afraid to go out in the real world and start embracing reality rather than telling themselves 'they'll do it tomorrow' while eating hot cheetos and chocolate milk in said moms basement on said message board, all day, every day, for a decade +...

But you'd have to ask him directly Josh, I'm really not sure.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 12:34 AM
That's something you might have to ask him directly because 'I don't have the answers'

...

But if I were to guess.. he's insecure, period. Too afraid to go out in the real world and start embracing reality rather than telling themselves 'they'll do it tomorrow' while eating hot cheetos and chocolate milk in said moms basement on said message board, all day, every day, for a decade +...

But you'd have to ask him directly Josh, I'm really not sure.


Hey I can totally dig what you're sayin man, but let's not talk down about hot cheetos and chocolate milk. Those munchies stay dope, regardless what any GOBB do. Thats word to Allah.

GOBB
01-14-2014, 12:34 AM
Sounds like it was an indica edible. Those hit your body, and hit it hard. so yeah, if you dont smoke often or at all, even a small dose of an indica edible can **** you up

I smoke/eat only sativa. those are the ones that "energize you" and mostly effect your head. ie the creative process.

if you ever decided to become a season smoker, that scary i cant control my body shit goes away, and you honestly could be amazingly high next to someone, and no one could ever tell.


No clue what it was. I still have the pack plus an additional bear.

http://www.sweetstonecandy.com/candy.php

Thats the name on the package.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 12:39 AM
Edibles can be dangerous if you're not used to getting super duper high. They far supersede the strongest high you could ever get smoking and it can last up to 8 hours which, as you found out, leads to the sad situation of passing out and waking up with 2 more hours to go on your buzz.


Damn, now this dude is clearly bout dat weed smokin life.

What do you do, brother? Skater/surfer? Play in a band? Screenwriter?

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 12:42 AM
Damn, now this dude is clearly bout dat weed smokin life.

What do you do, brother? Skater/surfer? Play in a band? Screenwriter?
He collects plants.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 01:17 AM
He collects plants.


Ohhh, I see what you mean. Like, he "collects plants" *wink wink* like mary jane and mushrooms and peyote and stuff right?


That's cool. But really I meant more like what does he do for a career, kind of thing. What is his main occupation or preoccupation in life?

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 01:24 AM
Ohhh, I see what you mean. Like, he "collects plants" *wink wink* like mary jane and mushrooms and peyote and stuff right?


That's cool. But really I meant more like what does he do for a career, kind of thing. What is his main occupation or preoccupation in life?
Haha, should have said no pun intended in my original post. :lol

As far I know, his job is related to studying/collecting 'plants' (in the forest?) IDK shit about plants or that .. lifestyle so I can really talk about it in detail.

Simply put, he went to school, studies plants, and that's it. He doesn't make very much money and just another run of the mill loser. :confusedshrug:

You'd have to ask him about the details.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 01:30 AM
Haha, should have said no pun intended in my original post. :lol

As far I know, his job is related to studying/collecting 'plants' (in the forest?) IDK shit about plants or that .. lifestyle so I can really talk about it in detail.

Simply put, he went to school, studies plants, and that's it. He doesn't make very much money and just another run of the mill loser. :confusedshrug:

You'd have to ask him about the details.



Oh. Well, I mean that's cool. To each his own. Honestly, I don't remember knowing anyone that went to school to study plants full time. Seems like kind of a strange choice to make. Almost like you're really hoping to rebel against the man and the establishment and stuff.

I wonder if most schools have their own botany department or if there is like a specific place you might have to go to graduate with a degree in that kind of thing.

chips93
01-14-2014, 01:55 AM
I ****ed just this Friday and contradicted my religious view of it. I was in a great and a friend at school had just bought some brownies. I knew it was a bad idea to take them at school but I thought I could handle it this time around (I've done this before and freaked out). Class started and I was feeling good. My body started tingling about 10 minutes in. I started feeling high but a weak high and I thought I had reached my peak...but out of nowhere while watching a movie in our science period it hit me, it hit me as hard as I've ever been hit by marijuana. I could hear everyones conversation EXTREMELY loud; to the point where it was 'hurting' me. Whenever I closed my eyes I could see patterns and all sorts of visuals. I was able to overcome this whole 'trip' because I've had a lot of experience with these sorts of moments(being paranoid in an inappropriate scenario). I felt high for the rest of the school day but a lot more relaxed than previously. I could feel the aches from the workout I had done the day before, but it didn't hurt, it actually felt good to stretch my muscles. It was like my body was telling me to keep working out. This experience was definitely better than previous ones.

why get high in school? like whats the best case scenario for that? :lol

KeylessEntry
01-14-2014, 01:59 AM
thousands of americans die of weed overdoses each year. you were lucky to survive gobb

AirTupac
01-14-2014, 02:31 AM
I tried brownies, sour gummies and lollipops. Brownies by far got me the worst. I had work in the morning (4am) and I was still feeling the side effects after 6+ hours.

Chuckbrook
01-14-2014, 04:11 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like that when I eat edibles. Hell, sometimes I kinda trip out (in my head) when I smoke. It's like the worse thing in the world when it happens. My first experience with edibles was while I was at work. My manager gave me a weed brownie and once it hit me it was all bad. I got so scared that I left the building and went to my car. I had every intention on driving home, but once I got in the car I felt like there was no way I could drive. So I just sat there paranoid as fvck. Everyone was looking for me and I didn't even care. I just wanted to get away

-Brook

baseketball4life
01-14-2014, 04:27 AM
all the time, never had a bad experience really... the worst it ever got was I would trip about my heart or my brain but then always remember it's the THC/Weed in the cookies/brownies causing whatever I feel - so then I'd always be chill and just very very high.

edit:

I have heard of a ton of people (close friends, even my brother) have had horrible ER type experiences. My brother had one, he couldn't breathe he said... he could barely see or stand up but couldn't walk straight it was crazy. He was vomitting non-stop, and many other crazy symptoms.

baseketball4life
01-14-2014, 04:43 AM
thousands of americans die of weed overdoses each year. you were lucky to survive gobb
actually no1 ever has :oldlol:

COnDEMnED
01-14-2014, 05:56 AM
Could have been an allergic reaction. I have a friend who is allergic to weed. When he smokes it, he stays high for days, but he also has gnarly full body rashes. I tell him he's the unluckiest, luckiest guy I know. Imagine the amount of money you could save with a problem like that...minus the rash.

East_Stone_Ya
01-14-2014, 06:01 AM
brownies in AMS, laughed the whole night..def recommend

fiddy
01-14-2014, 06:15 AM
actually no1 ever has :oldlol:
he was being sarcastic i beleve

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 06:41 PM
he was being sarcastic i beleve

the poster Sarcastic?

CeilingFan#1
01-14-2014, 06:50 PM
I've smoked but never tried eating it.

GOBB
01-14-2014, 06:51 PM
I'm going to try it again. I wont eat as much. Maybe just a piece.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 07:00 PM
I'm going to try it again. I wont eat as much. Maybe just a piece.


Hey man, I really admire you getting back on the horse like that.

Most guys your age would just be like "psshh, i have a life, why bother try weed for the first time at 40 years old??"

But you got a lot of determination my dude. I want you to know i admire it.

Levity
01-14-2014, 07:40 PM
last time i had edibles was around christmas time when i was with my family in vegas. it was a weed apple pie with four full doses meant to be shared or taken in increments, but like i always am when it comes to edibles, i said "fck it" and just gobbled up the whole thing.

right after, me and my cousin started hitting the tables, and in the middle of a craps game, when i took my first sip of the free beer they brought me, the whole table started getting fuzzy and time seemed to slow down, so i knew i was fcking high as shit. (wasnt sure if it showed on my face though, but it was like 3 am and im sure everyone was fcked up anyway). anyhow, the shooter next to my crapped out and it was my turn to throw. but i was wayyyy to high to even try and consider doing that. so i collected my chips and took off and enjoyed watching the crazies doing their thing on the strip.

CeltsGarlic
01-14-2014, 07:48 PM
Edibles are too much for me. Its so uncontrollable and you dont know when it kicks in.. First time it did nothing as I had a really low amount, so next time I had a lot, and just got destroyed.. I was getting higher and higher and higher every half an hour (5 min in RL :lol ) and was soo baked.. barely could walk or talk..

GOBB
01-14-2014, 09:33 PM
last time i had edibles was around christmas time when i was with my family in vegas. it was a weed apple pie with four full doses meant to be shared or taken in increments, but like i always am when it comes to edibles, i said "fck it" and just gobbled up the whole thing.

right after, me and my cousin started hitting the tables, and in the middle of a craps game, when i took my first sip of the free beer they brought me, the whole table started getting fuzzy and time seemed to slow down, so i knew i was fcking high as shit. (wasnt sure if it showed on my face though, but it was like 3 am and im sure everyone was fcked up anyway). anyhow, the shooter next to my crapped out and it was my turn to throw. but i was wayyyy to high to even try and consider doing that. so i collected my chips and took off and enjoyed watching the crazies doing their thing on the strip.

:roll: I was waiting for you to say you threw the dice...literally. Not on the table but across the floor.

gigantes
01-14-2014, 09:49 PM
Sounds like it was an indica edible. Those hit your body, and hit it hard. so yeah, if you dont smoke often or at all, even a small dose of an indica edible can **** you up

I smoke/eat only sativa. those are the ones that "energize you" and mostly effect your head. ie the creative process.

if you ever decided to become a season smoker, that scary i cant control my body shit goes away, and you honestly could be amazingly high next to someone, and no one could ever tell.
that's interesting. i had to read up on indica and sativa, just now.

so i've been having some kush lately, and honestly the results seem to help me focus and concentrate more than calm my body. but maybe it's because i've been eating it straight (no heat activation, nothing) since i misplaced my pipe some time back.

so maybe with each strain you get different effects depending on whether you smoke it, vaporise it, or butter it.

PistonsFan#21
01-14-2014, 10:13 PM
that's interesting. i had to read up on indica and sativa, just now.

so i've been having some kush lately, and honestly the results seem to help me focus and concentrate more than calm my body. but maybe it's because i've been eating it straight (no heat activation, nothing) since i misplaced my pipe some time back.

so maybe with each strain you get different effects depending on whether you smoke it, vaporise it, or butter it.

you eat the weed nuggets raw and it gets you high?

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 10:16 PM
I've tried mixing weed in a dingleberry pie before, that was pretty good. I highly recommend it.

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 10:18 PM
you eat the weed nuggets raw and it gets you high?
It does, but not very efficiently.

gigantes is a dumb guy and just does stupid shit in general, so no surprise this idiot is running around eating those weed nuggets as if they were chicken nuggets from McDonald's. It's a waste of weed, moron.

gigantes
01-14-2014, 10:47 PM
you eat the weed nuggets raw and it gets you high?
it doesn't take much, either. weird, huh? but maybe it's the reverse-tolerance thing kicking in.

part of it's that i've been waiting for a buddy to get me a vaporiser, but i think he forgot. i should just buy one off the godamn internet, only i'm sort of a fish out of water about the whole thing.



It does, but not very efficiently.

gigantes is a dumb guy and just does stupid shit in general, so no surprise this idiot is running around eating those weed nuggets as if they were chicken nuggets from McDonald's. It's a waste of weed, moron.
something amiss, sweetie?

gigantes
01-14-2014, 11:01 PM
Why would you waste your damn weed by eating it raw? I mean, come on!
maybe it would help if you read what i wrote just above.


also-- it produces a smoother high. and i've tried all the different ways.

Akrazotile
01-14-2014, 11:03 PM
something amiss, sweetie?



eww did you just come onto him??

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 11:08 PM
You prefer eating it raw to rolling blunts and Ls?:biggums:
:facepalm

gigantes
01-14-2014, 11:11 PM
You prefer eating it raw to rolling blunts and Ls?:biggums:
isn't it incredible when your strong convictions aren't held by somebody else, somewhere on the face of the earth? i mean, obviously they're doing it just to annoy you.

but yes... i like my lungs, thanks.

Levity
01-14-2014, 11:12 PM
:roll: I was waiting for you to say you threw the dice...literally. Not on the table but across the floor.

haha that same thought is what made me runaway like a little girl

Budadiiii
01-14-2014, 11:12 PM
it doesn't take much, either. weird, huh? but maybe it's the reverse-tolerance thing kicking in.

part of it's that i've been waiting for a buddy to get me a vaporiser, but i think he forgot. i should just buy one off the godamn internet, only i'm sort of a fish out of water about the whole thing.
http://www.vaporize.ca/productfolder/dabuddha/DaBuddhablack.jpg

Can't go wrong with "Da Buddha" ... best bang for your buck.

Had mine for 3 years now and still works fine. Go buy one today!

gigantes
01-14-2014, 11:17 PM
http://www.vaporize.ca/productfolder/dabuddha/DaBuddhablack.jpg

Can't go wrong with "Da Buddha" ... best bang for your buck.

Had mine for 3 years now and still works fine. Go buy one today!
well being a buddhist myself, that certainly sounds like the right choice!

but holy monkeypants, batfang... dose things expensive!

alright, alright... i'll watch the little video and stuff.

gigantes
01-14-2014, 11:19 PM
eww did you just come onto him??
i'll come on to you too if you don't f-ck off. :cheers:

gigantes
01-14-2014, 11:28 PM
I guess you're Lisa.
i worship her, too.

Bosnian Sajo
01-15-2014, 12:30 AM
Now about that web site gobb, is it safe to order from them? I usually just stick to blunts but I do like edibles from time to time.

BrownEye007
01-15-2014, 02:08 AM
Maybe Gigantes is experiencing some sort of placebo affect or something because I'm like 99% sure you need some sort of heat activation for the weed to work.

Jameerthefear
01-15-2014, 02:24 AM
this thread is fvcking hilarious

gigantes
01-15-2014, 02:27 AM
thx, bros! i've certainly read that heat activation is key. but IME, smoking simply produces a different kind of high. it's more intense and doesn't last as long. but i might make some butter one of these days and see how it turns out with kush.

either way, the stuff lasts me a long time when eaten. i would suggest you try it yourself, but if you're used to smoking, you probably won't enjoy it too much.

gigantes
01-15-2014, 03:09 AM
lol I ate two nugs to test it out(right after I wrote my previous post) I can actually see what you mean. I have a nice body high going and a very clear head. This is much better than I expected. :wtf: :biggums:
Even though it probably wont get more intense than this calm high, I still like it. It's still a waste of weed and all but it's not that bad. I do definitely suggest you eat some 'actual' edibles so you can see the differences. It's one of the most intense and scary highs though, so be careful bud. :cheers:
is that indica or sativa? i only have to eat about two BB's worth to get a decent high.

it's also possible that short term memory is being spared this way, which is something you boys might want to think about if you partake regularly. AFAIK, temporary damage to short term memory is about the only known health problem with weed, other than taking it below about age 25.

okay, Q-- are the edibles you're talking about made a specific way? more than just homemade brownies and stuff?

Josh
01-15-2014, 03:14 AM
Look the guy who overdosed smoking marijuana. :roll:

:roll:

A top 5 ISH moment/self-pwnage thread of all time. You can't make shit that classic up.

gigantes
01-15-2014, 03:57 AM
Whenever I have edibles I try to make sure it's either sativa or a hybrid because if I eat big dose of indica I just end of falling asleep. The edibles that I usually have are made the traditional way. By making weed butter and mixing it with the fudge, cookies, etc. I know that in California, Colorado and other states or countries where it's legal they use a more advanced way of extracting the THC. I had a THC soda pop when I went to Cali during the summer. It was pure sativa so it made my night more enjoyable.

Oh and trust me, my short term memory was flushed down the toilet a few years ago after so many heavy bong sessions.
zoiks! okay, thank you.

well i'll go ahead and try making something edible, soon. probably experiment with some kind of oil, since i don't eat butter, anymore. will report back!

ace23
01-15-2014, 03:59 AM
Gobb :oldlol:

tpols
01-15-2014, 12:12 PM
my buddy cooked a pan of brownies last week and was givin out pieces so I took one.. had already been smoking, but wanted to feel the brownie high.

So after an hour of playing poker only felt a slight buzz, so I took one more piece but a little bigger. Fell out of the tournament soon after but still wasnt super high or anything.

Drove home and half hour later while watching the nets game rerun all of a sudden my eyes cant focus on the screen. I have to kinda blink shade my eyes because they feel really sensitive to the TV.. 5 minutes later I cant look at all and have my eyes completely shut just listening.. then the spinning vortex comes and I feel extreme nausea. Throw up everywhere and break out into a cold sweat. Zero energy and feel like im bouta die but I slept it off.

highwhey
01-15-2014, 12:52 PM
haven't smoked in forever and i decided to try it again recently, i guess your tolerance really goes down after a year or so because i was panicking like a crazy after smoking a blunt, granted i should not have smoked right after popping some adderall since both raise your heart rate but still...definitely top 5 stupidest things i have done in 2013, i think i called like 3 of my friends freaking out at 11 in the morning. only one answered because he works from home, the others were working or in shcool :oldlol:

anyhow, i watched 'less than zero' movie after waking up, havent smoked since lol

i can only imagine what i would have gone through if i had tried an edible, those things keep you high forever :eek:

gigantes
01-25-2014, 11:02 PM
well, that was a hilariously idiotic adventure.

okay, so i was in the mood for some ganja, still don't have a vape (do i really need one?), and CVS didn't have papers. amazing. so! i tried making a kush mini-blunt out of a thin cigarillo.

unfortunately the paper was brittle, i could barely twist-seal the mofo, and it cracked while i was rolling it. i used one medium bud to fill, but barely managed to inhale a third of the smoke, alligator clip and all. my neighbors prolly got more than i did. (i hope they like weed)

:facepalm

clearly a cooking experiment is next. yet i hate butter, so it's going to have to be some other kind of oil. of course no idea what, yet.

haha i'm the biggest weed noobie ever even being an old man by ISH standards. but see, i'm also the nerdly type... high standards, uptight, averse to even using pharmaceutical drugs, even aspirin.

"look look, bobby... that guy over there is what dumbasses look like!" :lol

D-FENS
01-26-2014, 11:43 PM
Eating weed is always balls.

2 stories:
I did it once in first year of university at this chick's house I just met. Her roommate had made weed muffins. I was so body stoned I thought I was fusing with the chair, seriously. My arms were burning whenever I rested them on the arm rests, but they were too heavy to lift. While this was going on, I was freaking out watching this chick's pet rat climb up it's adventure playground with the intent of reaching her roommate's pet budgie. Gripping stuff.

I swore off it, but still smoked often until NYE 2012-13. My buddy made brownies with his brother's recipe. He tripled dosed the weed by mistake somehow (I learned this after the fact) and I had 2 huge pieces. I was at a stranger's house party, the host was some guy that is a fact checker for a tank TV show on the history channel. Same problem as before, I was leaning on the wall, and felt like I was fusing to the wall, burning limbs. Guy was spouting shit about tanks, and I couldn't listen to him because I was too preoccupied with trying to remember my previous sentence. What did I say to him for him to be talking about this shit? It was getting so bad, not listening to him, and trying to remember what I was saying. The guy ws so full of himself, he didn't notice me tripping. I started to call him out on his tank stories.
Me: "Do you find it hard to find WW2 vets to interview?"
Nerd: "No, there are a lot of them still alive."
Me: "But when you're researching a specific tank, is it hard to find a vet with experience with that tank?"
Nerd: "Well, we usually edit it to suit if we don't have someone"
Me: "So you lie."
Nerd: "It's not lying."
Me: "Yes, it is. You're creating lies to fulfill the story arcs."

I turned my back on him and went in search of much needed water. I was on the coach for 2 whole days after. Awful

D-FENS
01-28-2014, 09:55 AM
ALso, Mark, post a video of you high on brownies. I don't believe you.

Theoo
01-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Definitely not used to it. Yeah it lasted crazy long. Lucky for me i was off work the next day. Would have had to call out. Figured next time i'd eat only the legs or head...not both. Maybe it doesn't matter. :oldlol:




16. Be 17 this weekend. Happy bday me early bro? Thanks, dbag
:durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: you sign to ish 8 year old ??

D-FENS
01-28-2014, 02:36 PM
:durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: :durantunimpressed: you sign to ish 8 year old ??

Being dogged by Theo is the lowest of the low

Lonely_Sandberg
05-15-2014, 06:53 AM
http://www.abload.de/img/linetti38melo.gif

kurple
05-15-2014, 08:16 AM
not a fan. i either eat too much and get too ****ed up, or i make too little and dont feel shit

weed is hella expensive in norway, so it feels like a waste

ROCSteady
05-15-2014, 04:01 PM
GOBB b blipped

DukeDelonte13
05-15-2014, 04:49 PM
any of you assholes ever try firecrackers?


You take triscut crackers (any brand will do) and you smear a bunch of peanut butter on them. Then you cover the peanut butter with keef. put on a cookie sheet and cover with foil. bake them in the oven for a while and then eat.

they don't taste great, but they are 1000x easier to do then the butter and they'll f*ck your world up.

college was a fun time.

GimmeThat
05-15-2014, 05:03 PM
You can inject substances into food. who would have thought!

no wonder they tax cooked food and not uncooked food

:oldlol:

Levity
05-15-2014, 05:31 PM
You take triscut crackers (any brand will do) and you smear a bunch of peanut butter on them. Then you cover the peanut butter with keef. put on a cookie sheet and cover with foil. bake them in the oven for a while and then eat.



interesting....

i rarely eat edibles anymore, but i do have an abundance of keef most of the time, so maybe ill try that.