Im A Dad!!!!!!!

[#number6ix#]

My wife just had our baby boy at 1:58am...

I'm happy and scared at the same time

[Patrick Chewing]

Did you name him Lebron?

[Angel Face]

Congrats man! Just a little bit of advice, I'm pretty sure you're a heat fan. Don't let the kid grow up watching Lebron James Highlights, he might imitate his flopping. If he really wants to and can't resist, give him some parental guidance.
:cheers:

[RightToCensor]

Did you name him LeGawd?

[FrobeShaw]

Congratulations. I don't know you, but I am very proud of you. It must be a very weird time right now. Those feelings must be overwhelming.

[Brujesino]

cool

[#number6ix#]

Nah I named him after me

[Raymone]

Will he be circumcised?

[#number6ix#]

Congratulations man!!! :cheers:

I hope that kid turns into a great, wise and respectable man!
That's man I really appreciate it

[#number6ix#]

Congrats man! Just a little bit of advice, I'm pretty sure you're a heat fan. Don't let the kid grow up watching Lebron James Highlights, he might imitate his flopping. If he really wants to and can't resist, give him some parental guidance.
:cheers:
Thanks man I will consider that advice

[RightToCensor]

Nah I named him after me
So you named him Marquavius.

[#number6ix#]

Will he be circumcised?
Yes sir just like his daddy

[#number6ix#]

So you named him Marquavius.
Wtf... My name is Chris

[Jameerthefear]

Teach him to be like me

[#number6ix#]

Congratulations. I don't know you, but I am very proud of you. It must be a very weird time right now. Those feelings must be overwhelming.
Thanks for the love bro... Yeah I got this overwhelming feeling to like protect him by any means... I'm really proud if my wife she didn't shed a single tear and was making jokes inbetween pushing

[#number6ix#]

Teach him to be like me
That was already my plan

[Patrick Chewing]

Tell him the truth, that MJ is the greatest and Lebron is not even in the top 25.

[#number6ix#]

Tell him the truth, that MJ is the greatest and Lebron is not even in the top 25.
Mj is definitely the greatest... Bron is easily top 25 tho

[RightToCensor]

Be sure to read him the bedtime story about the Old Lion every night.

[Eye Test]

don't use 5-story cakes for his birthdays, it spoils them

[FrobeShaw]

You can't even tell people about your newborn without people bringing up LeBron? Hilarious.

[#number6ix#]

don't use 5-story cakes for his birthdays, it spoils them
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/broke.gif

[#number6ix#]

You can't even tell people about your newborn without people bringing up LeBron? Hilarious.
It's all good

[Budadiiii]

Keep him away from anime so he doesn't become a f@ggot like Jameer.
or moe94. That guy sucks.

[Black and White]

Congrats bro

[Bandito]

Nah I named him after me
number6ix? He's going go get picked on in school man. You shouldn't have done that:roll:




Congratulation bro!


:djparty :dancin :party:

[Balla_Status]

No need to circumcise btw...read up on it yo

[FrobeShaw]

No need to circumcise btw...read up on it yo

Why are these people pushing this? :roll:

[Chuckbrook]

Congrats bro! Do the best you can to be a great father man. Life will be so much better for the both of you. :cheers:

-Brook

[PullupJay]

http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs087/1102253868488/img/2.jpg

[Rodmantheman]

Congrats bro!

[zoom17]

congrats man:cheers:

[Balla_Status]

Why are these people pushing this? :roll:
Just think it's something perpetuated way way way way back as a scare tactic by religious folk or unknowledgeable medical folk and now the reason for it is, "Because that's just the way it's been done."

America is like the only non-religious white country to do it.

Congrats on the kid.

[FrobeShaw]

Just think it's something perpetuated way way way way back as a scare tactic by religious folk or unknowledgeable medical folk and now the reason for it is, "Because that's just the way it's been done."

America is like the only non-religious white country to do it.

Congrats on the kid.

Smegma is very real.

America is very religious. :roll:

[hateraid]

Having an offspring that can continue your legacy is the greatest thing in the world. Congrats!

[Combat Wombat]

Congratulation! You must be so proud. :cheers:

[treadster]

http://i.imgur.com/PHDSc5C.jpg

[COnDEMnED]

No need to circumcise btw...read up on it yo
I heard you are more sensitive if you are uncircumcised, but the trade off is having something that looks like a dog dick. I'd trade a little sensitivity for something more aesthetically pleasing. Easier to clean isn't such a bad thing either. Either way, to each their own. Whatever shape you decide your child's ***** to be, I'm sure he would be satisfied. :cheers:

[PostUpFreak]

although im new here. congrats dude, one of ISH's true Heat Fan :cheers:

[IamRAMBO24]

Oh great another dead beat dad in the making.

[COnDEMnED]

Just think it's something perpetuated way way way way back as a scare tactic by religious folk or unknowledgeable medical folk and now the reason for it is, "Because that's just the way it's been done."

America is like the only non-religious white country to do it.

Congrats on the kid.
I believe it was to keep sand out of there. Had more to do with trying to keep your dick from getting infected than religious reasoning. Walking through the desert looking for the promise land with sand blowing up your dick during the biblical times doesn't sound too fun.

[JohnFreeman]

Are you naming it after the homeless person you shot?

[East_Stone_Ya]

Oh great another dead beat dad in the making.

so positive :rolleyes:

[Balla_Status]

I heard you are more sensitive if you are uncircumcised, but the trade off is having something that looks like a dog dick. I'd trade a little sensitivity for something more aesthetically pleasing. Easier to clean isn't such a bad thing either. Either way, to each their own. Whatever shape you decide your child's ***** to be, I'm sure he would be satisfied. :cheers:

Aesthetically pleasing? :lol Who really cares?

Can't be serious with that shit. The majority of the world seems to be ok with it. They make fun of americans for having circumcised penises.

[Balla_Status]

I believe it was to keep sand out of there. Had more to do with trying to keep your dick from getting infected than religious reasoning. Walking through the desert looking for the promise land with sand blowing up your dick during the biblical times doesn't sound too fun.

Yeah...like I said, theres no place for it in modern times where you can clean your dick with ease.

[Solidape]

My wife just had our baby boy at 1:58am...

I'm happy and scared at the same time

Congrats dude, you are officially one of the happiest men on this planet

[imdaman99]

Congrats man. Did you cry? It's one of the few acceptable man moments to cry :oldlol:

[nathanjizzle]

congrats :cheers:

[rufuspaul]

Aesthetically pleasing? :lol Who really cares?




Oh nobody really, just women. :rolleyes:

[#number6ix#]

I really appreciate all the well wishes fellas

[RighteousMax]

Did you name him Lebron?
I think he named him Shane or Battle.

[gts]

Congrats!

Take lots of pictures, keep a little notebook for milestones... seems silly right now but many years from now you'll be really glad you did

[RighteousMax]

Teach him to be like me
No Chris! Anything but that.

[RighteousMax]

Congratulations though Chris! Remember to do the right thing as a father and teach him the important qualities of life.

[#number6ix#]

Congrats!

Take lots of pictures, keep a little notebook for milestones... seems silly right now but many years from now you'll be really glad you did
Oh believe me his mom got that covered... Thanks for the advice

[#number6ix#]

Congratulations though Chris! Remember to do the right thing as a father and teach him the important qualities of life.
I definitely will :cheers:

[nightprowler10]

Congrats man! I'm sure you'll do just fine. :cheers:

[-p.tiddy-]

Aesthetically pleasing? :lol Who really cares?

Can't be serious with that shit. The majority of the world seems to be ok with it. They make fun of americans for having circumcised penises.
and then they jerk off to our porn where every male is circumcised...










anywho...congrats OP :cheers:

[mr.big35]

Congrats man

[ArbitraryWater]

Congrats :cheers:

Don't let him grow up to be one of those spoiled piss brats we have so many of today :D

[#number6ix#]

Congrats :cheers:

Don't let him grow up to be one of those spoiled piss brats we have so many of today :D
I can already tell he's gonna be a very laided back young man

[JamiesChrist]

Sure

[Bonesaw]

No need to circumcise btw...read up on it yo

uncircumcised looks gross

nobody prefers that shit

[Bano114]

Congrats!! Your kids got a good birthday. I would know.:banana: :applause:

[Eye Test]

dude, you gotta make him an ish account as soon as he learns to type, we will treat him with great kindness, teach him the sport and keep him away from jameer

[RighteousMax]

dude, you gotta make him an ish account as soon as he learns to type, we will treat him with great kindness, teach him the sport and keep him away from jameer
Jameer will be in his 30's right? I hope he will move away from posting Anime little girls by then.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Congrats.

Put on will smiths just the two of us :)

[T-Time3]

congrats man
dont allow your baby boy to watch anime tho

[Draz]

Congrats and best wishes to your family.

[Budadiiii]

Seriously though.... How awesome would it be to show this thread to your kid 10 or so years in the future?

This is like a time capsule.

Hey Junior.. your dad is a ****** now and he's probably a ****** in the future!

LOL @ you homos reading this old ass thread. :facepalm