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Tonius
01-15-2014, 12:16 AM
By current NBA rules with the current Heat and vs current season Teams in absolute peak.

List yours, here's mine.

46 PPG
63% FG
40% 3PT
11 APG
9 RPG
3 STL
4 BLK
2 TO

GOATbe
01-15-2014, 12:24 AM
Jordan
25 ppg 50% fg
30% 3pt
5 apg
5 rbg
0.5blk
3 to
-extremely overrated player, people say he'd average 40ppg in this era but why couldn't he do it when he played in the 2nd most watered down era in nba history on THE most stacked team of all time?:confusedshrug:


Kobe : 50 ppg 70% fg
50% 3pt
3 apg
15 rpg
3 bpg
3 spg
0 to

ssginc
01-15-2014, 12:31 AM
Jordan
25 ppg 50% fg
30% 3pt
5 apg
5 rbg
0.5blk
3 to
-extremely overrated player, people say he'd average 40ppg in this era but why couldn't he do it when he played in the 2nd most watered down era in nba history on THE most stacked team of all time?:confusedshrug:


Kobe : 50 ppg 70% fg
50% 3pt
3 apg
15 rpg
3 bpg
3 spg
0 to


If you're auditioning to be a comedian I'd say you are off to a great start.

CavaliersFTW
01-15-2014, 12:32 AM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.

Collie
01-15-2014, 12:33 AM
Hmm it's interesting. I think MJ's body was perfect for his style of play, as I don't think Lebron has MJ's agility or ability to slip through defenses. That said, he'd be an absolute monster in the post, and would probably be like a taller, better shooting Barkley there.

SpecialQue
01-15-2014, 12:33 AM
What about Lou Amundson in Ricky Rubio's body?

Prometheus
01-15-2014, 12:37 AM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron.

well put. correct and often overlooked

Prometheus
01-15-2014, 12:38 AM
better idea: let's put Larry Bird in Wilt Chamberlain's body. NOW WHUT

Milbuck
01-15-2014, 01:25 AM
better idea: let's put Larry Bird in Wilt Chamberlain's body. NOW WHUT

Bigger Larry Sanders :confusedshrug:

pauk
01-15-2014, 01:27 AM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc500/pauk666/Michael-Jordan-Career-Records-Widescreen-Wallpaper-BasketWallpapers_com-.jpg

:)

TheReal Kendall
01-15-2014, 01:53 AM
What about Popeye Jones in Yao Ming's body? :facepalm

CavaliersFTW
01-15-2014, 01:55 AM
Muggsy Bogues in Sun Ming Mings Body :bowdown:

JimmyMcAdocious
01-15-2014, 01:56 AM
What about Popeye Jones in Yao Ming's body?

Pics?

shallehalle
01-15-2014, 03:24 AM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.
this

AintNoSunshine
01-15-2014, 12:04 PM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.


Most likely he'll suddenly have drastically bigger dikk tho

Bandito
01-15-2014, 12:53 PM
http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc500/pauk666/Michael-Jordan-Career-Records-Widescreen-Wallpaper-BasketWallpapers_com-.jpg

:)
With one choke per Finals...

(e)
01-15-2014, 01:04 PM
Jordan's mindset with Lebrons body would result in a lot of damaged egos

Psileas
01-15-2014, 01:40 PM
People need to make up their minds: In the end, is Jordan more or less physically gifted than LeBron? Because some of the replies make it sound like suddenly they're not even in the same league (in LeBron's favor) and replies in other topics (though not necessarily by the same people) give Jordan the upper hand vs anyone else.

KirbyPls
01-15-2014, 02:10 PM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.

FTW :applause:

Blue&Orange
01-15-2014, 02:11 PM
What about Lou Amundson in Ricky Rubio's body?
i loled so hard, don't know why but i did.

ImKobe
01-15-2014, 02:13 PM
15.2 ppg 5.4 rpg 5.2 apg 43,5% FG 32% 3PT 78,3% FT 0.9 spg 0.7 bpg

oarabbus
01-15-2014, 02:17 PM
People need to make up their minds: In the end, is Jordan more or less physically gifted than LeBron? Because some of the replies make it sound like suddenly they're not even in the same league (in LeBron's favor) and replies in other topics (though not necessarily by the same people) give Jordan the upper hand vs anyone else.


:applause:

Better questions:

Nate Robinson in Gerald Green body
Rudy Gay in Gordon Hayward body
Carmelo in "Big Dick Baby" Davis body
Jeremy Lin in Yi Jianlian body

OldSchoolBBall
01-15-2014, 05:17 PM
People need to make up their minds: In the end, is Jordan more or less physically gifted than LeBron? Because some of the replies make it sound like suddenly they're not even in the same league (in LeBron's favor) and replies in other topics (though not necessarily by the same people) give Jordan the upper hand vs anyone else.

I think this best sums it up:


Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.

Boarder Patrol
01-15-2014, 05:32 PM
Gonna actually try this.

Since Jordan's body is more of a shooter's body than LBJ, and he's still in the low-30s, his 3 point percentage and free throw percentage decline. My guess is he'd rebound a bit more, play make a bit less. He wouldn't be as quick so his TO's would be up and steals down, but he'd get more blocks with added height.

33/9/4/1.8 steals/1.5 blocks on 52/27/77

SamuraiSWISH
01-15-2014, 05:32 PM
Jordan in Lebron's body would be bigger and stronger but he'd be less quick have less body control and would suddenly have much smaller hands that can't palm the ball like a grapefruit for all the dramatic finishes and ballfakes, so wtf is the point of this thread, Lebron's body contrary to popular misconception is not better than Jordan's across the board there's very obvious physical gifts Jordan had that Lebron does not have that made Jordan the player he was. Lebron's body isn't some big improvement over Jordan's, both were/are freak athletes. Not just Lebron. Stupid thread.
:applause: