NBA Bible moments.

[Trentknicks]

It's the festive season, fill in stories from the bible with similar moments in NBA history.

Photoshops welcome and allowed, I'll start.

1. Jesus gets crucified
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http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mYmTY_bzXvp08MS6I2QRZA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/461596671.jpg.jpg


2. Judas betrays his faith
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http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/07/08/070810-NBA-LeBron-James-announce-PI_20100708214131_660_320.JPG

[navy]

Mid January is the festive season? :oldlol:

[Smook A.]

Black Jesus
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJPN68vCMAEdvho.jpg:large

[JohnFreeman]

Thou shalt not commit adultery

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/243746/2207610_10.jpg

[Trentknicks]

Thou shalt not commit adultery

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/243746/2207610_10.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol:
I think we may have a thread winner.

[no pun intended]

The Crucifixion

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/6a0115709f071f970b0133f4b385e2970b.png

[navy]

Jesus rises from the Dead.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/sports/sports_nut/2013/06/_2013_nba_finals_game_6_ray_allen_s_three_pointer_ revealed_everything_that/170833043.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

[navy]

The Devil wears Prada

http://morethan-stats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/DwayneWade.jpg

[Smook A.]

Thou shalt not commit adultery

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/243746/2207610_10.jpg

I like this one :hammertime:

[MP.Trey]

I guess I gotta be the one:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19apg3l6eus8ajpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

[ABfor3]

http://a.espncdn.com//photo/2014/0111/chi_u_noah-augustin_mb_300x200.jpg

[Smook A.]

:D
I guess I gotta be the one:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19apg3l6eus8ajpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

[DaOldLion]

Proverbs 28:1 ESV

The wicked flee when no one pursues..
http://elyriact.smugmug.com/Journalism/The-end-for-the-Cavs/i-J5VCRf4/0/M/Cavaliers_Celtics_Basketball__ctnews@chroniclet.co m_1-M.jpg

but the righteous are bold as a lion.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/sports/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20090615/0013729e4abe0ba0046a15.jpg

[DaOldLion]

Hosea 11:10 ESV

They shall go after the Lord; he will roar like a lion; when he roars, his children shall come trembling from the west

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kobe-bryant-fans-china.jpg

[Angel Face]

The Ascension of Jesus

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/6513/1386622-michael_jordan_slam_dunk_88_poster.jpg

[Trentknicks]

The Ascension of Jesus

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/6513/1386622-michael_jordan_slam_dunk_88_poster.jpg
:applause:

[no pun intended]

Hosea 11:10 ESV

They shall go after the Lord; he will roar like a lion; when he roars, his children shall come trembling from the west

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kobe-bryant-fans-china.jpg
lmfao wouldve been perfect if it was "east"

[CeilingFan#1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fWCFuus2Vw
Parting the sea

[Zyzz]

http://urbandouchebag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chris-Bosh-gay-pose-300x224.jpg

Leviticus 18:22 KJV

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[I<3NBA]

Jesus rises from the Dead.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/sports/sports_nut/2013/06/_2013_nba_finals_game_6_ray_allen_s_three_pointer_ revealed_everything_that/170833043.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg
:applause: :bowdown:

[Eye Test]

Proverbs 13:11
Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kobe-blocks-lebron-2013-all-star-game1.jpg

[Rodmantheman]

Thou shalt not commit adultery

http://www.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/243746/2207610_10.jpg

:oldlol:

[JohnMax]

Thou shalt not steal

http://www.derrickrosemvp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/DerrickRoseMVP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/2qdcjl1.jpg

[Megabox!]

The Crucifixion

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/6a0115709f071f970b0133f4b385e2970b.png
That video was hilarious :lol

[Brokenbeat]

http://urbandouchebag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chris-Bosh-gay-pose-300x224.jpg

Leviticus 18:22 KJV

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

You sure that wasn't the second coming?

[Angel Face]

The KING Herod colluding with Pontius Pilate

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/batman-and-robin-tv-lebron-james-dwyane-wade-superhero-nba-funny-photos.jpg

[Bandito]

The Devil wears Prada

http://morethan-stats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/DwayneWade.jpg
:roll:


What is Wade's wearing though:biggums:

[Bandito]

DaOldLion with those proverbs that actually fit his pictures :applause:

[Bandito]

John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
http://siextramustard.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/michael-jordan.jpg

Jer 29:11: For I know the plans I have for you,

[Bandito]

1 Cor 10:13: No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lebron2.jpg

[Bandito]

John 13:35: By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

Kobe and Lebron stans...

[r0drig0lac]

already the favorite thread of the year :bowdown: :bowdown:

[kNicKz]

this whole thread :facepalm

[CavaliersFTW]

Black Jesus
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJPN68vCMAEdvho.jpg:large
:biggums: :no:

http://bullmurph.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monroe.jpg

Get your fake self-titled Black Jesus outta here, the real Black Jesus existed much longer ago :coleman:

[CavaliersFTW]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0c0sxiP1qgm4pyo1_500.jpg

[JUDGE WITNESS]

the return of jesus christ
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/50f968aeecad04fb23000005-859/lebron-james-dunks-on-lakers-1.jpg

[Solefade]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ecfff7b8970b-800wi

[Bandito]

1 Corinthians 16:13
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0104/la_g_lakers-fans01jr_576.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/18/article-2280601-17A94D95000005DC-456_634x680.jpg

http://www.womendeliver.org/images/uploads/2015pic.JPG

[NumberSix]

Hosea 11:10 ESV

They shall go after the Lord; he will roar like a lion; when he roars, his children shall come trembling from the west

http://lakerholicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kobe-bryant-fans-china.jpg
China is to the East doe.