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buddha
01-17-2014, 04:19 AM
Team Alpha
PG - Russell Westbrook
SG - Kobe Bryant
SF - Kevin Durant
PF - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Tim Duncan

vs

Team Beta
PG - Derrick Rose
SG - James Harden
SF - LeBron James
PF - Kevin Love
C - Dwight Howard


all players are healthy, so who wins? Team Alpha or Team Beta?

Milbuck
01-17-2014, 04:21 AM
Team Alpha.

Harden is an alpha though, he's just shitty at it.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:22 AM
Agenda in the team names.:sleeping

buddha
01-17-2014, 04:25 AM
Agenda in the team names.:sleeping

Oops, silly me, I didn't even think about that.:roll: :facepalm

Nice catch there Goran

Angel Face
01-17-2014, 04:25 AM
Team with killer instinct against a team without.

Team A.

Smook A.
01-17-2014, 04:26 AM
Team Alpha
PG - Russell Westbrook
SG - Kobe Bryant
SF - Kevin Durant
PF - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Tim Duncan

vs

Team Beta
PG - Derrick Rose
SG - James Harden
SF - LeBron James
PF - Kevin Love
C - Dwight Howard


all players are healthy, so who wins? Team Alpha or Team Beta?

When all healthy? Team beta

JohnFreeman
01-17-2014, 04:26 AM
Team Alpha
PG - Russell Westbrook
SG - Kobe Bryant
SF - Kevin Durant
PF - Dirk Nowitzki
C - Shaq

vs

Team Beta
PG - Derrick Rose
SG - James Harden
SF - LeBron James
PF - Kevin Love
C - Dwight Howard


all players are healthy, so who wins? Team Alpha or Team Beta?
Now Kobe can win.

buddha
01-17-2014, 04:27 AM
Team with killer instinct against a team without.

Team A.

I don't know man, you might be overlooking Team B's survival instinct.

TonyD
01-17-2014, 04:28 AM
Team Beta looks better on paper, but Team Alpha might take it due to better chemistry.

T_L_P
01-17-2014, 04:28 AM
Team Alpha.

annbafan
01-17-2014, 04:31 AM
Rose should be on the first team.

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:33 AM
one can only imagine the amount of clanks down the stretch of team beta, hideous

russwest0
01-17-2014, 04:35 AM
Team Alpha is better at literally every position.

JohnFreeman
01-17-2014, 04:36 AM
Team Beta
PG - Derrick Rose
SG - James Harden
SF - LeBron James
PF - Kevin Love
C - Cousins

Unstoppable

moe94
01-17-2014, 04:39 AM
Durant is alpha? :roll:

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:41 AM
Durant is alpha? :roll:
to Kobe stans he is.:lol They favourite player was a beta for 3 rings, they have no clue.:oldlol:

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:43 AM
op slipped with durant, the official list of popular players separated by beta or alpha is as follows:

Kg Beta
Pierce Alpha
Bosh Beta
Wade Alpha
Lebron Beta
Allen Alpha
CP3 Alpha
Harden Beta
Dwight Beta as phuck
Lin Beta Beta
George Beta
Hibbert Beta
Durant Beta
Westbrook Alpha

moe94
01-17-2014, 04:44 AM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nba_a_dirk_west_200.jpg

Dirk was so alpha he let David West put his hands on his face.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:45 AM
bunch of bs
Could you explain whether Kobe was a beta when he 3-peated with Shaq as his master commander?:oldlol:

JohnFreeman
01-17-2014, 04:45 AM
op slipped with durant, the official list of players separated by beta or alpha is as follows:

Kg Beta
Pierce Alpha
Bosh Beta
Wade Alpha
Lebron Beta
Allen Alpha
CP3 Alpha
Harden Beta
Dwight Beta
Lin Beta Beta
George Beta
Hibbert Beta
Durant Beta
Westbrook Alpha
Howard Beta as phuck

CP3 isn't alpha. He hasn't done shit in the post season and he flops around like a fish out of water.

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:46 AM
that made me mad, Could you explain whether Kobe was a beta when he 3-peated with Shaq as his master commander?:oldlol:

he was alpha, much like westbrook is alpha now but aint the best player on his team.

moe94
01-17-2014, 04:48 AM
he was alpha, much like westbrook is alpha now but aint the best player on his team.

He was a loner and Shaq said he was corny and no one invited him anywhere. He also got beat up by Childs. Seems beta. :confusedshrug:

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:48 AM
CP3 isn't alpha. He hasn't done shit in the post season and he flops around like a fish out of water.

CP3 is an alpha, in a flopping way but hes alpha

Illuminati
01-17-2014, 04:48 AM
The team with LeBron James.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:49 AM
he was alpha, much like westbrook is alpha now but aint the best player on his team.
http://replygif.net/i/747.gif

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:49 AM
no one invited him anywhere

its all love tho

JohnFreeman
01-17-2014, 04:50 AM
CP3 is an alpha, in a flopping way but hes alpha
Agree to disagree

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:50 AM
He was a loner and Shaq said he was corny and no one invited him anywhere. He also got beat up by Childs. Seems beta. :confusedshrug:
Kobe was a beta right from the start. Shaq injected beta DNA into his blood in exchange to hitch a ride along the 3-peat.

Milbuck
01-17-2014, 04:51 AM
Could you explain whether Kobe was a beta when he 3-peated with Shaq as his master commander?:oldlol:

:oldlol: what a weak ass troll

Mr. Jabbar
01-17-2014, 04:52 AM
sure, kobe is a beta, lebron is clutch, dwight is the best center.. the kind of stuff one is exposed here daily :facepalm

buddha
01-17-2014, 04:52 AM
op slipped with durant, the official list of popular players separated by beta or alpha is as follows:

Kg Beta
Pierce Alpha
Bosh Beta
Wade Alpha
Lebron Beta
Allen Alpha
CP3 Alpha
Harden Beta
Dwight Beta as phuck
Lin Beta Beta
George Beta
Hibbert Beta
Durant Beta
Westbrook Alpha

http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2008/06/05/s6pierce_t607.jpeg
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-051.jpg
http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chris-paul-demarcus-cousins.jpg%3Fw%3D600%26h%3D333

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 04:53 AM
sure, kobe is a beta, lebron is clutch, dwight is the best center.. the kind of stuff one is exposed here daily :facepalm
All 3 statements are actually true, except you Kobe stans try to manipulate it into being false.:eek:

AintNoSunshine
01-17-2014, 04:54 AM
The better question is why the fukk did you put 2 ringless betas in Team Alpha????
:oldlol:

moe94
01-17-2014, 04:54 AM
its all love tho

LOL

buddha
01-17-2014, 04:56 AM
The better question is why the fukk did you put 2 ringless betas in Team Alpha????
:oldlol:

Championships and clutch shots do not make the distinction between alpha and beta, those are mere achievements. Being alpha is purely a mindset.

Megabox!
01-17-2014, 04:59 AM
How can Tim Duncan be considered an "alpha" when he missed that clutch lay up in game 7? And what the heck is this "alpha" and "beta" nonsense? Nobody talks like this in the real world lol

moe94
01-17-2014, 05:00 AM
Championships and clutch shots do not make the distinction between alpha and beta, those are mere achievements. Being alpha is purely a mindset.

Explain Durant. :coleman:

You can't.

buddha
01-17-2014, 05:00 AM
How can Tim Duncan be considered an "alpha" when he missed that clutch lay up in game 7? And what the heck is this "alpha" and "beta" nonsense? Nobody talks like this in the real world lol

Is it now our fault you associate with cretins?

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 05:01 AM
Explain Durant. :coleman:

You can't.
Durant needed to depend on Fisher's leadership just like Kobe.

Fisher - Alpha
Durant - Beta
Kobe - Beta during the first 3-peat

moe94
01-17-2014, 05:02 AM
Is it now our fault you associate with cretins?

I hope you're joking and not taking this seriously. If you really use beta/alpha and put stock into that shit, then good luck. :roll:

buddha
01-17-2014, 05:07 AM
Explain Durant. :coleman:

You can't.

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2014/01/10/kevin-durant-smoking.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJPgatp3Sew

^ Do you think LeBron would attempt a dunk with Dwight Howard sitting there? Hell no, he would look for the foul.

Fearlessness, Confidence, Determination, Cool. Durant is an Alpha male in every sense of the word.

http://www.modernmalelifestyle.com/Article/Alpha-Male-vs-Beta-Male-Traits-Know-Difference-2

I suggest you study up on the literature, you will find that the alpha male sounds a lot like Kevin Durant while the Beta reminds you of someone with a receding hairline.

moe94
01-17-2014, 05:10 AM
Smoking hookah is very beta. It's mostly girls and effeminate men with their legs crossed sipping tea.

You're not helping your cause. I bet he didn't even put dank in there.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 05:10 AM
Smoking hookah is very beta. It's mostly girls and effeminate men with their legs crossed sipping tea.

You're not helping your cause. I bet he didn't even put dank in there.
This.

AintNoSunshine
01-17-2014, 05:11 AM
Championships and clutch shots do not make the distinction between alpha and beta, those are mere achievements. Being alpha is purely a mindset.


"Alpha" without championships and achievements are like a tough guy without a dikk, dude:roll:

oarabbus
01-17-2014, 05:11 AM
Smoking hookah is very beta. It's mostly girls and effeminate men with their legs crossed sipping tea.

You're not helping your cause. I bet he didn't even put dank in there.


Correct. The right eye, unobscured by the smoke is clear as day

buddha
01-17-2014, 05:14 AM
"Alpha" without championships and achievements are like a tough guy without a dikk, dude:roll:

a guy can be tough without a dikk, your logic is not helping your cause.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 05:15 AM
a guy can be tough without a dikk, your logic is not helping your cause.
Try cutting off your dck and see how tough you become.:lol :roll:

Megabox!
01-17-2014, 05:15 AM
Is it now our fault you associate with cretins?
You can't be serious :oldlol:

oarabbus
01-17-2014, 05:16 AM
"Alpha" without championships and achievements are like a tough guy without a dikk, dude:roll:


:biggums: Allen Iverson

AintNoSunshine
01-17-2014, 05:16 AM
a guy can be tough without a dikk, your logic is not helping your cause.


No it can't

buddha
01-17-2014, 05:17 AM
Smoking hookah is very beta. It's mostly girls and effeminate men with their legs crossed sipping tea.

You're not helping your cause. I bet he didn't even put dank in there.

I am Alpha and do not concern myself with the opinions of estrogen-ridden betas such as yourself. If you want to believe Durant is beta then go ahead. I have done my part and provided you with the right literature to form the correct opinion.

GoranDragon
01-17-2014, 05:18 AM
I am Alpha and do not concern myself with the opinions of estrogen-ridden betas such as yourself. If you want to believe Durant is beta then go ahead. I have done my part and provided you with the right literature to form the correct opinion.
:coleman:

Cold soul
01-17-2014, 05:20 AM
Team Alpha.
/thread

moe94
01-17-2014, 05:21 AM
I am Alpha and do not concern myself with the opinions of estrogen-ridden betas such as yourself. If you want to believe Durant is beta then go ahead. I have done my part and provided you with the right literature to form the correct opinion.

I'm sitting here all angry at this post, bro. You're in my head.

oarabbus
01-17-2014, 05:23 AM
I'm sitting here all angry at this post, bro. You're in my head.


Have you seen a doctor about betaism? It's a legitimate medical condition backed by science.

Joe Anderson
01-17-2014, 05:24 AM
I am Alpha and do not concern myself with the opinions of estrogen-ridden betas such as yourself. If you want to believe Durant is beta then go ahead. I have done my part and provided you with the right literature to form the correct opinion.
Real Alpha's don't have to tell people they are Alpha's, everyone already knows it. Just saying.

moe94
01-17-2014, 05:28 AM
Have you seen a doctor about betaism? It's a legitimate medical condition backed by science.

I hate doctors. They make you wait in a room for hours only to wait in another room for more hours.

http://www.copy2contact.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/seinfeld.jpeg

knicksman
01-17-2014, 06:53 AM
alphas dont cheat coz they are confident and enjoys challenges

BlazerRed
01-17-2014, 06:55 AM
Team A by a mile..

AintNoSunshine
01-17-2014, 07:38 AM
I am Alpha and do not concern myself with the opinions of estrogen-ridden betas such as yourself. If you want to believe Durant is beta then go ahead. I have done my part and provided you with the right literature to form the correct opinion.


Your insecurity of this whole alphabeta thing screams beta:facepalm Similar to how a chihuahua barking like crazy at another dog, you're like that. You ain't even a beta wolf dog, you're a dog, dog.

buddha
01-17-2014, 05:17 PM
Your insecurity of this whole alphabeta thing screams beta:facepalm Similar to how a chihuahua barking like crazy at another dog, you're like that. You ain't even a beta wolf dog, you're a dog, dog.

Your allegations of insecurity enlighten your perspective. Unknowingly, you have just exposed yourself as beta. With one sentence you painted a perfect illustration of the inner workings of your mind. Seeing insecurity when there is none is a tell-tale sign of a true beta.

Fear not my friend, there is still hope for you yet. Being beta is not a terminal disease, it can be conquered. But being truthful, I don't know the extent of your rot, it might be far to late.

I suggest you study the Buddha. read his literature, which is by far the most alpha religion. Maybe, in time, if you are lucky you can absorb some of the Buddha's alpha-ness.

r0drig0lac
01-17-2014, 05:28 PM
Team Alpha is better at literally every position.

taking the dispute in SF, exactly

riseagainst
01-17-2014, 05:45 PM
Your allegations of insecurity enlighten your perspective. Unknowingly, you have just exposed yourself as beta. With one sentence you painted a perfect illustration of the inner workings of your mind. Seeing insecurity when there is none is a tell-tale sign of a true beta.

Fear not my friend, there is still hope for you yet. Being beta is not a terminal disease, it can be conquered. But being truthful, I don't know the extent of your rot, it might be far to late.

I suggest you study the Buddha. read his literature, which is by far the most alpha religion. Maybe, in time, if you are lucky you can absorb some of the Buddha's alpha-ness.

:roll: :lol