View Full Version : What's worse....
andgar923
01-18-2014, 12:49 PM
There's a knock at the door and what's the worst to be interrupted:
Taking a deuce
Sleeping
Fapping
Playing a game
Shower
:confusedshrug:
Le Shaqtus
01-18-2014, 12:53 PM
Jerkin your gerkin.
andgar923
01-18-2014, 01:06 PM
fapping obviously. never fun to get interrupted in the middle of rubbing one out.
Oh so one would think.
Just earlier today I was in the john taking a deuce, and that beats it.
fiddy
01-18-2014, 01:21 PM
Depends on the game, but if im playing Lol... ill let him stay at the door :D
Jailblazers7
01-18-2014, 02:17 PM
Oh so one would think.
Just earlier today I was in the john taking a deuce, and that beats it.
Depends who is knocking for the duece. Falling is just universally uncomfortable.
B-Low
01-18-2014, 02:28 PM
I'd say taking a shit. I've been interrupted doing all of them, but when you get interrupted taking a shit...
1. You might not have it all out yet. Then the whole time you're talking to the person at the door, you're yo-yo'ing that last bit and trying to rush the convo along
2. If it's someone that you're gonna invite in, you got the odor issue. They come in and your whole place smells like shit
3. A combo of the two. It's someone that you're gonna invite in, but you're not done shitting so once they're in you have to excuse yourself to go get the last of it out, THEN it stinks and you feel awkward the whole time they're over
I'd say taking a shit. I've been interrupted doing all of them, but when you get interrupted taking a shit...
1. You might not have it all out yet. Then the whole time you're talking to the person at the door, you're yo-yo'ing that last bit and trying to rush the convo along
2. If it's someone that you're gonna invite in, you got the odor issue. They come in and your whole place smells like shit
3. A combo of the two. It's someone that you're gonna invite in, but you're not done shitting so once they're in you have to excuse yourself to go get the last of it out, THEN it stinks and you feel awkward the whole time they're over
Yea man! You ever like sometime right get on that toilet and you shit and that water splash up your ass? You know what really make me mad tho is when shit come halfway out your ass and then go back in that mfaker.... right? Why would the shit be teasing your ass right, just get the **** out!
You know what really bother me tho is when you strain for a long time and one little pepper shit come out, makes u put ur head up ur ahole and and say thats all the shit im gona get mfaker!? You know what really make mad also is when ur ass dont cooperate with ya and clinch up and brake the shit in half, you be mad as a mfaker cuz you know u will be wiping ur ass for like 5 hours or shit, use like 12 rows of toilet paper on that mfker..
You know what really make me mad tho is AFTERWARDS right, its AFTER you shit, you done all the shitting you gona do for the whole day right, u finish shitting and u flush the toilet and wait a second and.... one chunk come back..... what does that chunk want?
Jackass18
01-18-2014, 03:27 PM
In order
Sleeping - I hate being interrupted from sleep. Let me ****ing sleep!
Fapping - An interruption will take you out of your own little world and can take you out of the mood. When people want alone time they don't want to be interrupted, and it can be awkward. It's not the end of the world, though. It doesn't take much to get back on the horse.
Taking a deuce - That person is waiting and will probably give up depending on when they interrupted. If I'm expecting someone, then I usually text them and let them know to take their time so that's not really an issue.
Shower - Pretty much the same as taking a deuce.
Playing a game - Games usually can be paused/halted, so this isn't really an issue.
TylerOO
01-18-2014, 03:43 PM
Sleeping. I really ****in hate when people **** with my sleep
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