Hoooooold the hell up, Sean Penn is banging Charlize Theron?

[PleezeBelieve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2538043/Charlize-Theron-eyes-rumoured-boyfriend-Sean-Penn-sits-flirting-charity-gala.html


In what world is this fair? Black men like myself would make this stunning beauty wonderfully happy.

This is ridiculous. She is my dream White woman. Urgh

[cos88]

sorry nobody wants to date a guy living in his mothers basement in cleveland with gonorrhea and herpes :no:

[ace23]

Don't know anyone in the OP.

Solid thread.

[Lebron23]

Lucky guy. Penn also banged Madonna, Robin Wright, Scarlete Johannsen, that black super model Jessica White, and plenty of hot women.

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2158/sean-penn/

He's a 2x Academy Award winning actor.

[MMM]

sorry nobody wants to date a guy living in his mothers basement in cleveland with gonorrhea and herpes :no:

don't really think mother basement living is compatible with gonorrhea and herpes complications.

[DuMa]

Penn looking old. Charlize is amazingly beautiful though.

[miller-time]

What a shit website. This was one of the stories

"If it ain't broke! Michelle Rodriguez wears her favorite oversized white beanie cap twice in one week"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2542307/Michelle-Rodriguez-seen-time-THAT-kiss-Cara-Delevigne-gets-retail-therapy.html

[Patrick Chewing]

Penn looks like a crispy zombie

http://celebnmusic247.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Sean-Penn-Goes-Off-on-Fan-1120-1.jpg

[Go Getter]

Are you really shocked that rich white actresses date rich white actors and not yo broke ass?:oldlol:


Funny thread.

[Lebron23]

I hope Penn make a sequel to fast times at Ridgemont high. Lots of popular actors, and actresses in this movie. Love to see a 53 yrs.old Jeff Spicolli.

http://tiltmodearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982-sean-penn-pic-3.jpg

[LJJ]

sorry nobody wants to date a guy living in his mothers basement in cleveland with gonorrhea and herpes :no:

This has to be an alt of OP, because nobody else would ever imply OP had sex.

[cos88]

This has to be an alt of OP, because nobody else would ever imply OP had sex.

nope, and i thank god every single day that i'm not like op.

op probably had sex with some hobo in a train station

[Pushxx]

I hope Penn make a sequel to fast times at Ridgemont high. Lots of popular actors, and actresses in this movie. Love to see a 53 yrs.old Jeff Spicolli.

http://tiltmodearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982-sean-penn-pic-3.jpg

It'll be just like Clerks II. ****ing scary.

[ace23]

This has to be an alt of OP, because nobody else would ever imply OP had sex.
Except for his daughter's existence.

[oh the horror]

I'm convinced Penn sold his soul. This guy gets a lot of hot hot women.

[El Gato Negro]

:pimp:

[AintNoSunshine]

sorry nobody wants to date a guy living in his mothers basement in cleveland with gonorrhea and herpes :no:

Since a guy like that almost likely has never banged a chick, I assume he got that from his mother?

[Bandito]

Lucky guy. Penn also banged Madonna, Robin Wright, Scarlete Johannsen, that black super model Jessica White, and plenty of hot women.

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2158/sean-penn/

He's a 2x Academy Award winning actor.He did? I should try and become a bad but famous actor too...

[B-Easy8]

Banged Scarlett and now Charlize. *** these girls must be so stupid.

I doubt this is true though.

[FillJackson]

Banged Scarlett and now Charlize. *** these girls must be so stupid.

I doubt this is true though.

Why stupid?