View Full Version : Who is the worst dressed - MJ or Westbrook
Solidape
01-20-2014, 03:43 AM
Aight!
You found yourself to be a victim on karma at its best.
The Good.....You finally managed to nab a date with the hottest woman of your dreams (insert name of your hot woman). If you play your cards right and dress to impress, you will score easy, however if you dress like this " :biggums: " then you won't be getting laid.
The Bad....Karma being what it is gives you only two choices of wardrobes of......
1. Russel Westbrook @ https://www.google.ca/search?q=russell+westbrook+outfit&num=100&client=firefox-a&sa=X&rls=org.*******:en-US:official&tbm=isch&source=iu&imgil=Gnqs2P4Iccs4YM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252F encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9 GcRqPhGIMya2tF2JPodBThRJ0DKrDWr6RBPIF4X5lG6fZNj-oGZ5%253B3173%253B2379%253BlmFzRsnDYXlMnM%253Bhttp %25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.businessinsider.com%25252 Frussell-westbrooks-teen-choice-awards-outfit-2013-8&ei=6tLcUoerEZDeoATB7oHQBw&ved=0CDkQ9QEwAw&biw=1235&bih=916#facrc=_&imgdii=Gnqs2P4Iccs4YM%3A%3BqYjpzMC-bVzspM%3BGnqs2P4Iccs4YM%3A&imgrc=Gnqs2P4Iccs4YM%253A%3BlmFzRsnDYXlMnM%3Bhttp% 253A%252F%252Fstatic4.businessinsider.com%252Fimag e%252F52092115eab8eaf52b00000a%252Frussell-westbrooks-teen-choice-awards-outfit-is-a-bad-sign-for-the-future-of-nba-fashion.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.businessinsid er.com%252Frussell-westbrooks-teen-choice-awards-outfit-2013-8%3B3173%3B2379
2. Michael Jordan @ http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/
What is your pick?
Me, I am gonna go with MJ, sure he dresses like he lost all his money, but at least he is not fruity.
IncarceratedBob
01-20-2014, 03:44 AM
Sadly, MJ. I'm not the true Alpha that Westbrook is to pull that off
moe94
01-20-2014, 03:48 AM
Westbrook dresses nice. No idea why people don't get his style. It's usually not even outrageous.
Jordan looks like a cartoon character and is stuck in the 90s where he'd look ridiculous there, too.
BuffaloBill
01-20-2014, 03:51 AM
Westbrook dresses nice. No idea why people don't get his style. It's usually not even outrageous.
Jordan looks like a cartoon character and is stuck in the 90s where he'd look ridiculous there, too.
I couldn't agree more. I love the way Westbrook dresses most of the time
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/russell-westbrook-leopard-shirt-spiky-shoes.jpg
Hamtaro CP3KDKG
01-20-2014, 03:52 AM
Both them nikkas takin Ls
kamil
01-20-2014, 03:57 AM
The problem with MJ's clothes is that pretty much all of his clothes don't FIT him properly. Shirts too long, blazers too long and too wide at the bottom, dress shirts tucked into jeans, jeans as wide from the thighs all the way down to ankles... It's ridiculous.
You could take an ugly shirt but as long as its fitted, it'll look alright... which is why Westbrook isn't actually 'badly' dressed. He actually dresses well... but I wouldn't wear most of the patterns he chooses, lol.
SamuraiSWISH
01-20-2014, 03:58 AM
MJ dressed nicely in his day, the 80's or 90's. Now, he's that old man ... I wear what's comfortable, don't give a damn status. Westbrick meanwhile is deliberately trying to look like a member of the ambiguously gay duo for attention purposes.
cos88
01-20-2014, 03:58 AM
one is a clown the other one is a hobo :confusedshrug: no one please
zoom17
01-20-2014, 04:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/k5JMIu6.jpg
kurple
01-20-2014, 04:55 AM
both looks like shit. but at least jordans cloathing looks comfy
and why would jordan care what he looks like? he's ****ing jordan, who does he have to impress?
Pretty sure WB just dresses like that to troll the media and get attention
buddha
01-20-2014, 04:56 AM
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dwade-ankles1.png
only right answer.
Cali Syndicate
01-20-2014, 04:58 AM
For the most part mj's clothes look bad cause he wears it super baggy. If he wore more fitted gear but same style, it wouldn't be all that horrendous. Westbrook no matter how you twist it looks like a clown.
zoom17
01-20-2014, 05:01 AM
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dwade-ankles1.png
only right answer.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ecfff7b8970b-800wi
moe94
01-20-2014, 05:04 AM
ITT
http://flipocrisy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hatehatehate.jpg
The Iron Fist
01-20-2014, 05:10 AM
http://cdn3.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fashion-swag-fail.jpg
Done_And_Done
01-20-2014, 11:29 AM
Mike takes the cake for sure. With his busted wardrobe, you would literally toss him in the first season of the Cosby Show and the audience would even bat an eye. He's like that middle aged uncle who thinks he's still down but woefully fails in all his efforts.
Russ just needs to stop. I'm all for pushing the bar and owning whatever the heck makes you feel good about yourself but he just overkills and looks hideous in the process.
imdaman99
01-20-2014, 11:44 AM
Goatbrook is the modern day Walt Clyde Frazier :bowdown:
http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mr8a-575x429.jpg
Bandito
01-20-2014, 11:48 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ecfff7b8970b-800wi
That was a photo shoot though!
:biggums:
Le Shaqtus
01-20-2014, 12:24 PM
http://cdn3.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fashion-swag-fail.jpg
What...:facepalm
LeGOAT
01-20-2014, 12:29 PM
MJ dresses like a homeless man.
LeGOAT
01-20-2014, 12:31 PM
Is this nigguh for real?
http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/jordan-fashion-disaster-22.jpg
andgar923
01-20-2014, 01:39 PM
I'd rather look like a clown than a fa@got.
ArbitraryWater
01-20-2014, 01:50 PM
I'd rather look like a clown than a fa@got.
lol kinda true
ArbitraryWater
01-20-2014, 01:53 PM
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/World%2BPremiere%2BWalt%2BDisney%2BPirates%2BCarib bean%2Beb_YkrfpN2Gl.jpg
Hah but for real, most of the time he's dressed nicely, dunno what he was thinking here.
r0drig0lac
01-20-2014, 01:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/k5JMIu6.jpg
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: we are not worthy
mr.big35
01-20-2014, 02:05 PM
It has to be westbrook with his exotic clothes/
Prometheus
01-20-2014, 02:15 PM
ITT
http://flipocrisy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hatehatehate.jpg
always a step above the crowd
hitmanyr2k
01-20-2014, 02:18 PM
MJ dresses like a homeless man.
The key word is "man". I don't think I could wear anything in Westbrook's wardrobe, look in the mirror and feel like a man :oldlol:
20Four
01-20-2014, 02:20 PM
http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/lakers-kobe-640.jpg
We are not worthy :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
20Four
01-20-2014, 02:23 PM
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/52092115eab8eaf52b00000a/russell-westbrooks-teen-choice-awards-outfit-is-a-bad-sign-for-the-future-of-nba-fashion.jpg :biggums:
http://imgur.com/eG0bZdt.gif
WolfGang
01-20-2014, 02:58 PM
I'd go with Westbrook's wardrobe. I'm sure I could find something to put together from his collection.
The shiit MJ wears look strange on a human being. Plus I'm too skinny to be wearing those big-ass clothes.
andgar923
01-20-2014, 03:15 PM
I'd go with Westbrook's wardrobe. I'm sure I could find something to put together from his collection.
The shiit MJ wears look strange on a human being. Plus I'm too skinny to be wearing those big-ass clothes.
So you'd like to wear a blouse?
I'll got with Jordan's attire and not wear it super baggy like he does. Wouldn't look bad at all.
Nikola_
01-20-2014, 03:43 PM
mj clothes isnt bad imo, size is
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZZdELLIEAEIwrB.jpg
even mcgrady wears it now:biggums:
Higher Meaning
01-20-2014, 03:45 PM
both looks like shit. but at least jordans cloathing looks comfy
and why would jordan care what he looks like? he's ****ing jordan, who does he have to impress?
You could say the same thing about Westbrook
Westbrook dresses like an asian mom. He wins easily. No debate.
20Four
01-20-2014, 05:14 PM
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/WOD_kHnfXvn7slLvRu1CDg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/westbrookrubyrod.jpg.jpg
Da ***? :biggums: http://imgur.com/eG0bZdt.gif
MUGEN
01-20-2014, 05:21 PM
Westbrook, no contest.
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