How to know that youre drunk?

[CeltsGarlic]

When you start messaging girls.

whats yours?

[Myth]

I know by feel when I stand.

[Le Shaqtus]

You say "I love you man"

[Honk Honk]

http://i.imgur.com/aBu8O.png (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc7EDxs76sw)

[cos88]

when i speak lauder and talk more . in the morning i know i got drunk last night if i have a blackout. also i know i got mad drunk when i'm still drunk LOL

[Budadiiii]

I know I'm buzzed after I drink alcohol and I start feeling the effect. Then I drink more and the effects get stronger, then I'm drunk. :bowdown:

[highwhey]

When I get noxious. I've learned that as long as I stick yo beer I'll be ok but usually I end up mixing both beer and liquor which results in me getting hammered.

[CeltsGarlic]

When I get noxious. I've learned that as long as I stick yo beer I'll be ok but usually I end up mixing both beer and liquor which results in me getting hammered.

Bad thing that there is no "enough for tonight" mindset. ever :oldlol:

[highwhey]

Bad thing that there is no "enough for tonight" mindset. ever :oldlol:
Yeah lol, I always go overboard

[Andrei89]

Yeah lol, I always go overboard

Used to go overboard when I was between 16-20 years old. Now I know the limit and its fking great.

I take a break for 1 hour when I feel I have had enough for now and then start drinking again when its all better . Never sick, never feel like puking.

[alenleomessi]

When you start massaging girls.

whats yours?
there you go

[AI Thornton]

I usually realize it about the time I run over a garbage can or potted plant.

[KobesFinger]

I shake everyone's hands

[FlagrantOne]

I just get the urge to **** anything that moves and start acting like a ****.
That was mostly when I drank whiskey though, nowadays I try and stick to just John Smiths and maybe a few vodkas.

[miller-time]

Not until it is too late. Usually I stop drinking when I start to feel like I'm dragging my body through water. Every move requires effort and is sluggish. I kind of have a switch, my body stays relatively fine up to a point and then it just goes off. I think it is because I have a fairly high tolerance for alcohol and it isn't until I'm near physical exhaustion that my body gives me a sign.

This rarely happens though, nowadays I pace myself. Being an Australian is hard lol, there is no end point when the drinking starts.

[BasedTom]

When I actually feel good about myself.

[TylerOO]

When I actually feel good about myself.

:oldlol: :applause:

[riseagainst]

when I mast.urbate in public.

[code green]

When my face gets numb.

[Fresh Kid]

http://i.imgur.com/aBu8O.png (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc7EDxs76sw)
who iz dis niguh?:biggums: thats all I see dis niguh post:facepalm

[Fresh Kid]

whenever I give queen james propz:lol

[Angel Face]

when I start telling stories that I only keep to myself.

[Myth]

when I mast.urbate in public.

Those were the ludes.

[PistonsFan#21]

when driving in a straight line gets harder by the minute

[PistonsFan#21]

or when this happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jlabsnQC_o

:biggums:

[Myth]

or when this happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jlabsnQC_o

:biggums:

Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBi0Mw9xFuo

[ace23]

When I'm dancing with a bitch

[PrinceJames]

When I can't walk straight, feel off balanced

[kNIOKAS]

When you start messaging girls.

whats yours?
Got damn you got me by the balls
:coleman:

[Jasi]

When I talk to myself at the mirror.

[East_Stone_Ya]

i don't..

[cos88]

When I'm dancing with a bitch

stop calling your mother names :no:

[CeltsGarlic]

When I talk to myself at the mirror.

Is that true? :lol

[Jasi]

Is that true? :lol
It is :D
I mean when I am at a party or whatever, and go to the toilet and then come out, if I talk to myself at the mirror while washing my hands, it 100% means I am tipsy.
On the other hand If I am washing my hands it also means I am not that drunk yet, of course.

[CeltsGarlic]

It is :D
I mean when I am at a party or whatever, and go to the toilet and then come out, if I talk to myself at the mirror while washing my hands, it 100% means I am tipsy.
On the other hand If I am washing my hands it also means I am not that drunk yet, of course.
http://youtu.be/i2spZ-NDfS4?t=26s

I just often appreciate how good Im looking at that moment :lol
My confidence is skyrocketing when Im not sober.