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Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 03:40 PM
Cousins visits Houston
Durant visits San Antonio
Paul George visits Phoenix

january 22, when the eye-test knocks on your door

Black and White
01-22-2014, 03:41 PM
Dwight finna get exposed against Cousins

RightToCensor
01-22-2014, 03:41 PM
1/10 Try Again.

AnaheimLakers24
01-22-2014, 03:41 PM
get to see the best player in the world again.

Levity
01-22-2014, 03:42 PM
Dwight finna get exposed against Cousins

:cheers:

IncarceratedBob
01-22-2014, 03:42 PM
LeBron has been thinking about going out big against the Lakers tomorrow, 60 point triple double anyone?

Droid101
01-22-2014, 03:43 PM
1/10 Try Again.
What is this? Has this moron ever made a positive contribution to any thread, ever?

Black and White
01-22-2014, 03:44 PM
What is this? Has this moron ever made a positive contribution to any thread, ever?

He's just a loser who thinks his Rockets will make the finals and thinks Dwight is the best big in the game.

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 03:45 PM
What is this? Has this moron ever made a positive contribution to any thread, ever?

i know where hes coming, no1 passed the eye test on his squad hence the insane ammounts of salt. i forgive him tho

HOoopCityJones
01-22-2014, 03:46 PM
If Durant torches the Spurs for 60 tonight.

Crown their asses.

scm5
01-22-2014, 04:26 PM
Cousins visits Houston
Durant visits San Antonio
Paul George visits Phoenix

january 22, when the eye-test knocks on your door

Another match up i'm interested in is Gay vs Parsons.

I thought Parsons had overtaken Gay earlier this season, but Gay has been incredible since he joined Sac.

Mr Exlax
01-22-2014, 04:27 PM
I think this is gonna be an easy win for us. We actually got some rest.

russwest0
01-22-2014, 04:28 PM
LeBron passes the eye test about as well as Hellen Keller.

STATUTORY
01-22-2014, 04:30 PM
When Lebron visits, it's the Excel Certification Test :applause:

RightToCensor
01-22-2014, 04:33 PM
It's amazing how many butthurt Lebron haters are on this site. You guys talk about Lebron and Miami more then your team.

rezznor
01-22-2014, 04:34 PM
He's just a loser who thinks his Rockets will make the finals and thinks Dwight is the best big in the game.
i seriously doubt he's a real rockets fan

215Philly
01-22-2014, 04:34 PM
It's amazing how many butthurt Lebron haters are on this site. You guys talk about Lebron and Miami more then your team.
It's sad really.....:(

scm5
01-22-2014, 04:35 PM
I think this is gonna be an easy win for us. We actually got some rest.

As much as I hate to admit it (Laker fan), Houston is looking like it could be a contender by the time playoffs come.

Terrence Jones is starting to beast and Houston has a lot of worthwhile assets that could either help them compete or they could flip into pieces that would help them contend now.

russwest0
01-22-2014, 04:35 PM
When Lebron visits, it's the Excel Certification Test :applause:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

STATUTORY
01-22-2014, 04:35 PM
It's sad really.....:(
when you gonna drop the 6ers fan pretense and strap on a pair of bron avatar and go full stan mode? :oldlol:

215Philly
01-22-2014, 04:40 PM
when you gonna drop the 6ers fan pretense and strap on a pair of bron avatar and go full stan mode? :oldlol:
:wtf: I made a thread yesterday stating KD will retire as the second best perimeter scorer ever. I actually support my hometown team unlike you who has a clear agenda. Nice Bron avy btw :coleman:

Mr Exlax
01-22-2014, 04:43 PM
As much as I hate to admit it (Laker fan), Houston is looking like it could be a contender by the time playoffs come.

Terrence Jones is starting to beast and Houston has a lot of worthwhile assets that could either help them compete or they could flip into pieces that would help them contend now.

We won't be real contenders until we get a different coach.

ispin69
01-22-2014, 04:47 PM
It's mostly Kobe fan that are doing this EYE test bullshizz.

It's ironic because it's their idol that needs an eye exam the MOST in the NBA with all of the chucking and the only player with MOST MISSED FG ATTEMPTS IN NBA HISTORY. Does that pass the EYE TEST? :roll:

HylianNightmare
01-22-2014, 04:48 PM
hopefully dwight get's up for this game, durant dropps 60 against the spurs and idk about indy at phx, that should be an easy W for the pacers

ImKobe
01-22-2014, 04:50 PM
Another match up i'm interested in is Gay vs Parsons.

I thought Parsons had overtaken Gay earlier this season, but Gay has been incredible since he joined Sac.

Gay in Sac town is averaging 21 ppg on 60,8% TS and 20 PER :biggums:

Gay Raptors this season: 19.4 ppg 7.4 rpg 2.2 apg 38,8% FG 37,3% 3PT
Gay on Kings this season: 21 ppg 5.1 rpg 3.1 apg 52,5% FG 37% 3PT

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

scm5
01-22-2014, 04:55 PM
Gay in Sac town is averaging 21 ppg on 60,8% TS and 20 PER :biggums:

Gay Raptors this season: 19.4 ppg 7.4 rpg 2.2 apg 38,8% FG 37,3% 3PT
Gay on Kings this season: 21 ppg 5.1 rpg 3.1 apg 52,5% FG 37% 3PT

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

Exactly, it's like night and day... I hope he can keep it up!

Prometheus
01-22-2014, 04:56 PM
the eye test is a tactic of intuition and faith, reacting based off of emotion. like a woman. or a fundamentalist religious goon.

when man stops believing his assumptions are correct, and starts measuring and verifying things, we get science. science is good, it allows you to have a computer. it allows you to see that despite the gracefulness of his fadeaway, kobe is an inefficient volume scorer

unless by "eye test" you just mean to say that you are sexually attracted to these players. so you're either a woman, or a Jehovah's witness, or you're truly homo.

sportjames23
01-22-2014, 04:59 PM
Cousins visits Houston
Durant visits San Antonio
Paul George visits Phoenix

january 22, when the eye-test knocks on your door


:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 05:05 PM
the eye test is a tactic of intuition and faith, reacting based off of emotion. like a woman. or a fundamentalist religious goon.

when man stops believing his assumptions are correct, and starts measuring and verifying things, we get science. science is good, it allows you to have a computer. it allows you to see that despite the gracefulness of his fadeaway, kobe is an inefficient volume scorer

unless by "eye test" you just mean to say that you are sexually attracted to these players. so you're either a woman, or a Jehovah's witness, or you're truly homo.


ohh look at that, looks like someones fav player didnt pass the eye-test

STATUTORY
01-22-2014, 05:12 PM
the eye test is a tactic of intuition and faith, reacting based off of emotion. like a woman. or a fundamentalist religious goon.

when man stops believing his assumptions are correct, and starts measuring and verifying things, we get science. science is good, it allows you to have a computer. it allows you to see that despite the gracefulness of his fadeaway, kobe is an inefficient volume scorer

unless by "eye test" you just mean to say that you are sexually attracted to these players. so you're either a woman, or a Jehovah's witness, or you're truly homo.

*Prometheus smiles wryly as he hits the submit reply button and lick the cheeto crumbs off his fat fingers. He reclines back into his computer desk, cut off from the world in the depth of his mom's basement.

Prometheus
01-22-2014, 05:14 PM
ohh look at that, looks like someones fav player didnt pass the eye-test

bro my favorite player was Jordan by far. nice try though

Prometheus
01-22-2014, 05:18 PM
*Prometheus smiles wryly as he hits the submit reply button and lick the cheeto crumbs off his fat fingers. He reclines back into his computer desk, cut off from the world in the depth of his mom's basement.

lol skinny, lives in apartment with girlfriend, really could go for some Cheetos but doesn't have any, and despite the fact that you're wrong about everything got a swell chuckle out of your post

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 05:24 PM
bro my favorite player was Jordan by far. nice try though


then you should know better, jordan was the 2nd player after magic to get maximum score at the eye-test certification

215Philly
01-22-2014, 05:24 PM
when you gonna drop the 6ers fan pretense and strap on a pair of bron avatar and go full stan mode? :oldlol:
No comeback :roll:

Prometheus
01-22-2014, 05:28 PM
then you should know better, jordan was the 2nd player after magic to get maximum score at the eye-test certification

no way magic gets a max score. beautiful passing game obv, but his body mechanics were awkward sometimes and he wasn't all that athletic.

question for you too, what score do you give bird on the eye test?

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 05:29 PM
no way magic gets a max score. beautiful passing game obv, but his body mechanics were awkward sometimes and he wasn't all that athletic.

question for you too, what score do you give bird on the eye test?

8/10

very smooth, but whiteness & stiff looks deny him of an even better score

pd: magic gets maximum grade for the assists alone, theres just no way to deny this

Prometheus
01-22-2014, 05:45 PM
8/10

very smooth, but whiteness & stiff looks deny him of an even better score

pd: magic gets maximum grade for the assists alone, theres just no way to deny this

there ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy, there's only you and me and we just disagree

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
01-22-2014, 05:51 PM
bro my favorite player was Jordan by far. nice try though

fpilli? that you dude?

STATUTORY
01-22-2014, 06:12 PM
fpilli? that you dude?
:roll: i knew that dude sounded familiar, fpilli gone troll mode

lol you are dead on too


:wtf: I made a thread yesterday stating KD will retire as the second best perimeter scorer ever. I actually support my hometown team unlike you who has a clear agenda. Nice Bron avy btw :coleman:
didn't know KD played for the 6ers :coleman:

Droid101
01-22-2014, 06:31 PM
*Prometheus smiles wryly as he hits the submit reply button and lick the cheeto crumbs off his fat fingers. He reclines back into his computer desk, cut off from the world in the depth of his mom's basement.
http://www.otvisay.ru/uploads/posts/2012-05/1337772200_LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png

SavageMode
01-22-2014, 07:27 PM
the eye test is a tactic of intuition and faith, reacting based off of emotion. like a woman. or a fundamentalist religious goon.

when man stops believing his assumptions are correct, and starts measuring and verifying things, we get science. science is good, it allows you to have a computer. it allows you to see that despite the gracefulness of his fadeaway, kobe is an inefficient volume scorer

unless by "eye test" you just mean to say that you are sexually attracted to these players. so you're either a woman, or a Jehovah's witness, or you're truly homo.
Prometheus just ether'd all these Beta Kobe knee-bowing fans.
:roll:

215Philly
01-22-2014, 07:30 PM
didn't know KD played for the 6ers :coleman:
That's all you can say now? :roll: nice bron avy btw :roll:

moe94
01-22-2014, 07:32 PM
when you gonna drop the 6ers fan pretense and strap on a pair of bron avatar and go full stan mode? :oldlol:

Are you really talking about people's avatars and how pathetic they are?

REALLY? :coleman:

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2014, 07:34 PM
Prometheus just ether'd all these Beta Kobe knee-bowing fans.
:roll:

:oldlol: even bran stans now accept the existence of alpha-beta ranks, they'll start jumping ship soon enough (if it aint happening alrdy)

r0drig0lac
01-22-2014, 07:37 PM
*Prometheus smiles wryly as he hits the submit reply button and lick the cheeto crumbs off his fat fingers. He reclines back into his computer desk, cut off from the world in the depth of his mom's basement.
:roll:

STATUTORY
01-22-2014, 07:37 PM
Are you really talking about people's avatars and how pathetic they are?

REALLY? :coleman:
my avatar is an exercise in irony doe


That's all you can say now? :roll: nice bron avy btw :roll:

what? my point was just that i never see u talking about the 76ers

SpecialQue
01-22-2014, 08:15 PM
I thought OP ate some carrots before going to the DMV to renew his license.