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Angel Face
01-26-2014, 05:12 AM
Plays or doings that made someone shat his pants

1. Michael Jordan - too many to mention. His most memorable one 1998 Finals Game 6 against Karl Malone and the Utah Jazz. MJ made Jazz fans, Karl Malone and the Jazz shat their pants during these series of plays. Made the Lay-up to make the Jazz lead cut to 1 point. Steals the ball from Karl then hits a dagger game winner to win his 6th Championship and 6th FMVP. GOAT!

Michael Jordan's Last Shot as a Bull (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_1ZxCN3nI)

Another memorable one, during 1997 NBA finals

MJ Flu Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEwEsdKrNcM)

2. Larry Bird - too many to mention. His trash talking and doing action made his opponents shat their pants.

Larry Bird Trash Talking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIKK_OFvFY)

3. Kobe Bryant - too many to mention. He made one of the most impressive feat in modern basketball. He made the Raptors shat their pants by scoring 81 points

Kobe Bryant 81 Point Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99ptwYqwYAQ)

4. Duncan, Ginobili, Parker and the Spurs - They made Lebron shat his pants and disappear in his 1st finals appearance.

5. Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry and the Mavs - They made Lebron shat his pants despite Lebron forming a super team during 2011 NBA finals. His pants was so shatted he delivered one of his most memorable Finals performance.

Lebron James Epic 2011 NBA Finals game 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFe8KUEQdn4)

6. Kevin Durant - made Lebron shat his pants in a blow out win against Miami January 29, 2014.

Honorable Mention due to being almost.

1. 2013 NBA Finals - The Spurs lead by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan almost made Lebron shat his pants, he disappeared in earliers series showdowns only to be saved by Ray Allen.

2. Mirza Teletovic - Sources say that Lebron almost shat his pants during a scuffle with Mirza Teletovic during their game.


Source:

MIAMI (AP) - Mirza and Lebron was involved in a scuffle. A little smile from Mirza, Lebron almost shat his pants. Luckily Lebron's team mates arrived to save him from Mirza.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0110/nba_u_tele_600x400.jpg

Feel free to contribute.

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 05:13 AM
Agenda thread. No Lebron did NOT shat his pants. Lebron was the alpha in that confrontation. Mirza had to HIDE HIS FEAR with a "smile" because he knows Lebron has 2% body fat and would murk his ass back to Bosnia. You can tell Lebron was holding back his anger because he is a good guy who doesn't want to end Mirza's career right there and then.

moe94
01-26-2014, 05:14 AM
Why not change the thread title to "I hate LeBron"?

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 05:16 AM
And the fact that Mirza went back home and changed his twitter background is just pathetic, very beta. It's like he understood Lebron's fury and fighting ability and was offended by how much of an inferior fighter he was compared to the King.

oarabbus
01-26-2014, 05:16 AM
Agenda thread. No Lebron did NOT shat his pants. Lebron was the alpha in that confrontation. Mirza had to HIDE HIS FEAR with a "smile" because he knows Lebron has 2% body fat and would murk his ass back to Bosnia. You can tell Lebron was holding back his anger because he is a good guy that doesn't want to end Mirza's career right there and then.


This guy redefines "d1ckrider". Literally butthurt and outraged that Teletovic laughed off an angry Lebron.

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 05:17 AM
Mirza is like the chimpanzee that tries to garner attention by messing with the king of the jungle, the Lion. But no, the rest of the jungle only sees him as a joker.

moe94
01-26-2014, 05:18 AM
This guy redefines "d1ckrider".

That's his gimmick.

ImKobe
01-26-2014, 05:18 AM
http://s18.postimg.org/4buhdubzt/he_chose_poorly.gif

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 05:20 AM
OP should be banned and sued for slander. Because this will result in new NBA fan to think of Lebron as a beta, which he clearly is not. Mirza's "smile" says it all, he knew. He knew deep down Lebron would end his career with one swing of that muscled arm.

shmozzle
01-26-2014, 05:34 AM
Teletović lived in Bosnia and Herzegovina during the Bosnian War of the 1990s. He grew up in the city of Mostar, the subject of an 18-month siege when he was a child. When Teletović shared his account of the war, he said, "I was seven years old when the war started. First you start seeing that there's no food, then grenades come down, the whole city is shaking, and you hear people screaming. Every day, your parents come in and say 'our neighbor died, our cousin died'. Always somebody dying. One day, I asked my mother, 'Is anybody alive?' It was very, very rough for us. It left, I will say, a memory". Teletović added, "All my friends and me are playing [basketball] and then you hear the sirens like the grenades start falling down and just run to your house and hide. If I have to die, I die. For basketball, I will do anything"

Yea, I'm sure he was really terrified of some guy on a basketball court.

russwest0
01-26-2014, 05:35 AM
LeBron "hold me back" James :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

No way this clown would survive playing ball in the 90s. He wouldn't even be Jordan's bitch, he'd be the bitch of the guys that were Jordans bitch :lol

AirTupac
01-26-2014, 05:36 AM
LeScared :lol

knicksman
01-26-2014, 05:44 AM
boris diaw and 2011 mavs:oldlol:

oarabbus
01-26-2014, 05:45 AM
OP should be banned and sued for slander. Because this will result in new NBA fan to think of Lebron as a beta, which he clearly is not. Mirza's "smile" says it all, he knew. He knew deep down Lebron would end his career with one swing of that muscled arm.


http://i.imgur.com/R9UZc2y.jpg

AirTupac
01-26-2014, 05:46 AM
OP should be banned and sued for slander. Because this will result in new NBA fan to think of Lebron as a beta, which he clearly is not. Mirza's "smile" says it all, he knew. He knew deep down Lebron would end his career with one swing of that muscled arm.

You'd have to be in North Korea where everything is censored to try and stop that from happening. People can watch gifs, youtube videos, pictures etc. of how Beta Bran is.

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 05:47 AM
Lebron IS NOT A BETA you fools. Lebron was legit scared FOR Mirza's sake. He knew he would destroy the guy in a fist fight. Lebron didn't want to get suspended for ending another player's career.

Lebron23
01-26-2014, 05:49 AM
Derrick Rose in the 2011 Eastern Conference Finals.

http://www.sportsjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/rose-vs-lebron.jpg

knicksman
01-26-2014, 05:49 AM
was the king james in the jersey photoshopped?

oarabbus
01-26-2014, 06:00 AM
was the king james in the jersey photoshopped?


??

No, it was part of the NBA Nickname Jerseys night http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/10275645/brooklyn-nets-miami-heat-reveal-nickname-jerseys

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 06:01 AM
Mirza was also jealous of Lebron's King James moniker. I bet it hurts him inside that Lebron is the BEST player in the world.

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 06:03 AM
OP created this thread to hate on Lebron James. Can we close this thread please mods?

knicksman
01-26-2014, 07:16 AM
??

No, it was part of the NBA Nickname Jerseys night http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/10275645/brooklyn-nets-miami-heat-reveal-nickname-jerseys


then LOL clearly an insecure beta

KobesFinger
01-26-2014, 07:51 AM
Shawn Marion on LeBron in the 2011 Finals

Jordan on Muggsy

Ron Artest/MWP on Tyler Hansbrough

Lebron23
01-26-2014, 08:05 AM
Richard Hamilton/Tayshaun Prince on Prime Kobe in the 2004 NBA Finals.

ImKobe
01-26-2014, 08:36 AM
Richard Hamilton/Tayshaun Prince on Prime Kobe in the 2004 NBA Finals.

1. Kobe was not 100%, he was coming off a shoulder injury and didn't have all the time to work on his game due to the rape case and troubles off the court with Shaq
2. Prime Rip and Prince were one of the best perimeter defenders ever, that Pistons team might be top 5 all-time in defense
3. Kobe hit a huge clutch shot in the Finals and led his team to victory in OT for the only W in the series
4. Karl Malone got injured and left a big hole in our team + Gary Payton sucked + Shaq was lazy on defense, he let Wallace drop 11 and 14 in that series.

KobesFinger
01-26-2014, 08:46 AM
1. Kobe was not 100%, he was coming off a shoulder injury and didn't have all the time to work on his game due to the rape case and troubles off the court with Shaq
2. Prime Rip and Prince were one of the best perimeter defenders ever, that Pistons team might be top 5 all-time in defense
3. Kobe hit a huge clutch shot in the Finals and led his team to victory in OT for the only W in the series
4. Karl Malone got injured and left a big hole in our team + Gary Payton sucked + Shaq was lazy on defense, he let Wallace drop 11 and 14 in that series.

I think that was in response to me saying Shawn Marion punked LeBron in 2011 which is absolutely true.

Marion calls LeBron a female dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cbt2UXgB2M)

AintNoSunshine
01-26-2014, 08:56 AM
Laughable troll attempt

If anything Bron made Kobe shat his pants by always dominating their H2Hs while averaging highest ppg ever against Lakers:roll:

GoranDragon
01-26-2014, 08:58 AM
Laughable troll attempt

If anything Bron made Kobe shat his pants by always dominating their H2Hs while averaging highest ppg ever against Lakers:roll:
:applause: :applause: :applause:

Marlo_Stanfield
01-26-2014, 09:05 AM
Laughable troll attempt

If anything Bron made Kobe shat his pants by always dominating their H2Hs while averaging highest ppg ever against Lakers:roll:
strong and destructive ether:bowdown:

ripthekik
01-26-2014, 09:06 AM
Excellent thread. Nobody has shat a bball pants more than lebron asterisk james.

ArbitraryWater
01-26-2014, 10:48 AM
was the king james in the jersey photoshopped?

:roll: Dumbest poster ever

You living under a rock?

moe94
01-26-2014, 11:01 AM
:roll: Dumbest poster ever

You living under a rock?

:oldlol:

GOATbe
01-26-2014, 11:13 AM
:lol :applause:

Angel Face
01-29-2014, 10:29 PM
Update:

Kevin Durant - made Lebron shat his pants in a blow out win against Miami January 29, 2014.

BigMacW.Steeze
01-29-2014, 10:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/R9UZc2y.jpg
:roll:

3243
01-31-2014, 03:48 AM
[QUOTE=Angel Face]Plays or doings that made someone shat his pants[\QUOTE]

Kermit Washington after December 9, 1977.

Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 04:05 AM
Kobe - 2013 ASG: blocked bran twice and taunted him to take the last shot; shat pants, socks, shoes n floor. game footage is rated Mature

oarabbus
01-31-2014, 04:16 AM
Kermit Washington after December 9, 1977.


That's breaking someone's face not making them shat their pants :no: :facepalm :facepalm

TheMilkyBarKid
01-31-2014, 04:20 AM
That's his gimmick.
It says something about him as a person

RighteousMax
01-31-2014, 06:06 AM
2011 mavericks to Lebronna James and Christina Bosh.

Angel Face
01-31-2014, 06:09 AM
Lebron leading the NBA with the most shat his pants moment. Give credit. :bowdown:

leMVP
01-31-2014, 07:15 AM
Lebron leading the NBA with the most shat his pants moment. Give credit. :bowdown:

Totally unbiased here.

rip2
01-31-2014, 07:17 AM
Totally unbiased here.
Your username is about to be irrelevant. Time to get a new account?

tragicbronson
01-31-2014, 08:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/R9UZc2y.jpg

:lol :oldlol: :applause:

GoranDragon=mad

i'd bet that LeBron has never been in a real fight

pauk
01-31-2014, 08:59 AM
Plays or doings that made someone shat his pants

1. Michael Jordan - too many to mention. His most memorable one 1998 Finals Game 6 against Karl Malone and the Utah Jazz. MJ made Jazz fans, Karl Malone and the Jazz shat their pants during these series of plays. Made the Lay-up to make the Jazz lead cut to 1 point. Steals the ball from Karl then hits a dagger game winner to win his 6th Championship and 6th FMVP. GOAT!

Michael Jordan's Last Shot as a Bull (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_1ZxCN3nI)

Another memorable one, during 1997 NBA finals

MJ Flu Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEwEsdKrNcM)

2. Larry Bird - too many to mention. His trash talking and doing action made his opponents shat their pants.

Larry Bird Trash Talking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIKK_OFvFY)

3. Kobe Bryant - too many to mention. He made one of the most impressive feat in modern basketball. He made the Raptors shat their pants by scoring 81 points

Kobe Bryant 81 Point Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99ptwYqwYAQ)

4. Duncan, Ginobili, Parker and the Spurs - They made Lebron shat his pants and disappear in his 1st finals appearance.

5. Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry and the Mavs - They made Lebron shat his pants despite Lebron forming a super team during 2011 NBA finals. His pants was so shatted he delivered one of his most memorable Finals performance.

Lebron James Epic 2011 NBA Finals game 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFe8KUEQdn4)

6. Kevin Durant - made Lebron shat his pants in a blow out win against Miami January 29, 2014.

Honorable Mention due to being almost.

1. 2013 NBA Finals - The Spurs lead by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan almost made Lebron shat his pants, he disappeared in earliers series showdowns only to be saved by Ray Allen.

2. Mirza Teletovic - Sources say that Lebron almost shat his pants during a scuffle with Mirza Teletovic during their game.



Feel free to contribute.

OK man... we get it...

diamenz
01-31-2014, 10:06 AM
it's one thing to be a fan or stan, but this goran guy is gay for lebron.

riseagainst
01-31-2014, 10:32 AM
it's one thing to be a fan or stan, but this goran guy is gay for lebron.

seriously. That guy makes Lebron23 look like a lebron hater. It's creepy.

Burgz V2
01-31-2014, 02:03 PM
1. Kobe was not 100%, he was coming off a shoulder injury and didn't have all the time to work on his game due to the rape case and troubles off the court with Shaq
2. Prime Rip and Prince were one of the best perimeter defenders ever, that Pistons team might be top 5 all-time in defense
3. Kobe hit a huge clutch shot in the Finals and led his team to victory in OT for the only W in the series
4. Karl Malone got injured and left a big hole in our team + Gary Payton sucked + Shaq was lazy on defense, he let Wallace drop 11 and 14 in that series.

5. Pistons were a better TEAM. Lakers were full of selfish players and ring chasers. And the whole Kobe not being 100% is bullshit. He looked just as good as any other year, his numbers were down because he was playing with 2 more HOFers, so the media obviously panics and makes one up for him.

freshperry
01-31-2014, 02:10 PM
I love how he posts about lebron playing poorly in a regular season game but he fails to mention how lbj made durant go cry to his mom AND Make scott brooks admit they got backdoor swept by the superior team. Now thats makig someone shat their pants

secund2nun
01-31-2014, 02:21 PM
Lebron made Angel Face shat his pants during the 2012 and 2013 finals, especially game 6 and game 7 of the 2013 finals. Angel Face's entire neighborhood was drenched in shit immediately after Ray Allen's shot.