North Korea claiming they've landed a man on the Sun

[Patrick Chewing]

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/north-korea-sun-599x275.jpg

[niko]

Is this just a sarcastic story or did they actually report this like news?

[Dresta]

Another uncle?

[Lebron23]

That North Korean Propaganda.

[Ancient Legend]

So the Onion finally has some competition? Other headlines from those same sites:

Syrian Leader ‘Unfollows’ The UN On Twitter As Tensions Mount
Kiev Protesters Demand Justin Bieber Charges Be Dropped
Putin Has His Pet Dog Put Down For Humping Same Sex Dog

:roll:

[outbreak]

Is this just a sarcastic story or did they actually report this like news?

look at the other articles on the page...

[Patrick Chewing]

Fake or not, I wouldn't put it past them to report this.

[East_Stone_Ya]

it's true

[bagelred]

The name of the Astronaut? Dennis Rodman.

[cos88]

i think it's fake, the sun is way to far for people to land on it. maybe our grandchildren will witness it

[CelticBaller]

i think it's fake, the sun is way to far for people to land on it. maybe our grandchildren will witness it
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ray-J-Stare-VH1-For-the-Love-of-Ray-J.gif

[Take Your Lumps]

i think it's fake, the sun is way to far for people to land on it. maybe our grandchildren will witness it

http://i.imgur.com/V2XLvIH.gif

[rezznor]

well, they have previously claimed to have discovered a unicorn, and said that lil Kim made 18 hole in ones the first time he played golf so.....:pimp:

[chosen_one6]

i think it's fake, the sun is way to far for people to land on it. maybe our grandchildren will witness it

You do know that it's physically impossible to land on the sun right?

[macmac]

You do know that it's physically impossible to land on the sun right?

Really? Tell that to Kobe

http://nasteedunx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/kobedunkingnash.jpg

[Meticode]

Impossible! You can't get there in 4 hours!

[CeltsGarlic]

Really? Tell that to Kobe

http://nasteedunx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/kobedunkingnash.jpg

:bowdown: banderas.gif

[magic chiongson]

Fake or not, I wouldn't put it past them to report this.

lol yeah, but they'd prolly start with something like mars first :D

[JUDGE WITNESS]

It reported that astronaut Hung II Gong

legit

[bluechox2]

its probably real wild to rule over north korea...people will believe any shit u spew at them

[Crown&Coke]

well, they have previously claimed to have discovered a unicorn, and said that lil Kim made 18 hole in ones the first time he played golf so.....:pimp:

this CAN'T be true, please tell me that you made that up

it's not like the NKorean citizens can claim bullshit either way, but N Korea actually claimed those things?

[rezznor]

this CAN'T be true, please tell me that you made that up

it's not like the NKorean citizens can claim bullshit either way, but N Korea actually claimed those things?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-north-korea


Unicorn lair 'discovered' in North Korea
Korean news agency say they have 'recently reconfirmed' the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient King Tongmyong
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theguardian.com, Friday 30 November 2012 17.02 EST
Spiral horned Unicorn
The unicorn was said to have been ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula. Alamy
Normally, North Korea's official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state's unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair."

"The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392)," says the report.

Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea's History Institute were credited with making the discovery.

The news story comes days after eyebrows were raised by another news story relating to the state officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

On that occasion, it was the online version of China's Communist party newspaper which hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the sexiest man alive – not realising it was satire.

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7369649



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by DJ Gallo
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The greatest golfer in history is gone.

North Korean dictator/superstar golfer Kim Jong-Il has died at 69 -- a fitting age, because 69 is under par on every regulation golf course.

Kim Jong-Il
Associated Press
Kim Jong-Il never needed a swing coach to master the sport of golf.
Kim shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life, according to North Korean state media. This was in 1994, when Kim was 52 years old. Even more impressive, Kim stood just 5-foot-3, yet he was able to overpower a course as long as any ever played in major championship history. Who knows how good Kim could have been if he had taken up the sport earlier? Who knows how many times he bested 38 under in the 17 years since his first round?

What we do know is that no matter how many more majors Tiger Woods does or doesn't win, the debate of Tiger vs. Jack is really an argument about who is the second-best golfer in history.

More than his undisputed greatness on the course, it's probably Kim's simple approach to the game that will be his enduring legacy. While other great golfers have written books full of tips, tricks and swing thoughts, Kim had the best approach to conquering the sport of golf: Have your national propaganda department lie for you.

Try it out the next time you hit the links!

sorry, it was 'lil Kim's dad and it was 11 hole in ones, not 18.

[Trollsmasher]

can confirm, watched it live on a stream

[Crown&Coke]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-north-korea



http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7369649



sorry, it was 'lil Kim's dad and it was 11 hole in ones, not 18.

wow, just, wow

:roll:

This part was Nene Hilario

[QUOTE=rezznor]
The news story comes days after eyebrows were raised by another news story relating to the state officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

On that occasion, it was the online version of China's Communist party newspaper which hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the sexiest man alive

[rezznor]

wow, just, wow

:roll:

This part was Nene Hilario
here's super secret footage of the rocket launch for the Sol Landing

http://i.imgur.com/V6oTG.gif

[Zan Tabak]

It's so flippin cold here, I wish I lived on the sun.

[Lebowsky]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-north-korea



http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7369649



sorry, it was 'lil Kim's dad and it was 11 hole in ones, not 18.
Still pretty impressive, the man must've been a hell of a golfer.

[LA_Showtime]

How is this hard to believe? We could land on a guy on the sun, too. Notice how they didn't say they landed a man who survived.

[chosen_one6]

How is this hard to believe? We could land on a guy on the sun, too. Notice how they didn't say they landed a man who survived.

Again, landing on the sun is NOT possible. Not only is it made of gas, but the sun has WAY more gravity pull than the Earth which means if you got near it you'd likely be crushed, and if you didnt get crushed you'd end up being incinerated by the immense heat and radiation.

[CeltsGarlic]

can confirm, watched it live on a stream

cry evrytime

[Patrick Chewing]

Only that kid that got his head run over and stood up like a boss can land on the sun.

[chips93]

the website is complete satire

this story went viral and crashed their servers for like a day

[gts]

How is this hard to believe? We could land on a guy on the sun, too. Notice how they didn't say they landed a man who survived.

The spacecraft would burn up before it got within 10,000,000 miles of the sun

[Derka]

The .gif replies :roll: :roll: :roll:

[MadeFromDust]

Of course it's sarcastic. They're trying to say that the U.S. never really landed on the moon, but just claimed it.

[Solidape]

Really? Tell that to Kobe

http://nasteedunx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/kobedunkingnash.jpg

:applause:

[bladefd]

The spacecraft would burn up before it got within 10,000,000 miles of the sun

Unless it is Starship Enterprise :D