How alpha are you?

[niko]

I'm so alpha they named it after me. (My last name is alpha, Niko Alpha.) I'm so alpha I'm gamma (it extends all the way there...)

How alpha are you?

[B-Low]

I'm so Alpha, Zordon hired me to find 5 teenagers with attitude

[russwest0]

So alpha I don't follow social conventions just cause.

So alpha I slapped this girls ass at a gamestop and her bf turned and looked at me and didn't say shit :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Fudge]

I'm so alpha that I don't say shit when a girl says hi to me. Happened today.

Feels fcking good.

[joe]

I don't participate in monkey behavior such as that

[DonDadda59]

I'm the Apex Predator's Apex Predator. It goes

Me

T-Rex
Honey Badger
Starface

I ordered a burger and fries combo earlier today. Was about to tip a couple of dollars on the ole paypal account. But then I remembered alphas don't tip. I'm so damn alpha I ended up not even paying for the damn meal and they STILL delivered that shit on time.

Don't hate me, get like me :pimp:

[longhornfan1234]

I'm a conservative. Conservatives are alpha males.

[Josh]

I'm so alpha I made a bet with bet and he lost, so now it's just alpha, and no longer alphabet.

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[TylerOO]

I'm so alpha that I don't say shit when a girl says hi to me. Happened today.

Feels fcking good.

:oldlol:

[Le Shaqtus]

Certified Epsilon.

[Real Men Wear Green]

I was satisfied with the brisket platter I ate last night and...and...I was even grateful...it just, came out so quickly, and the waitress was nice, and my date also happy. I...I...tipped her $20. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...but I suppose, by the inarguable standards of some dumbass thread, that makes me a beta male.

[CelticBaller]

i'm just alpha, we don't waste our time explaining why we're alphas ffs

[nathanjizzle]

im an alpha but i choose to not act like one because i understand that i fit in and relate with people better that way.

[niko]

I was satisfied with the brisket platter I ate last night and...and...I was even grateful...it just, came out so quickly, and the waitress was nice, and my date also happy. I...I...tipped her $20. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...but I suppose, by the inarguable standards of some dumbass thread, that makes me a beta male.
You don't follow the thread. That's alpha.

[CeltsGarlic]

Im so alpha I never tag myself on fb

[kNIOKAS]

Im so alpha I never tag myself on fb
...Had you said "I don't have stupid fb", that would have counted.

[CeltsGarlic]

...Had you said "I don't have stupid fb", that would have counted.

Im not that alpha...

[LeGOAT]

Im more alpha than Budadi:eek:

[kNIOKAS]

Im more alpha than Budadi:eek:
Still not that far out from gama...

[-p.tiddy-]

I just had sex with Chuck Norris...

and I was the one doing the fcking, not him...:pimp:




yes I was...shut up
























































he raped me :cry:

[macmac]

Having Chuck Norris seed inside you is very alpha