View Full Version : how would you respond to someone close to you being a zoosexual
Twin Beadles
01-31-2014, 02:37 AM
So there was an askreddit thread today asking about people
ace23
01-31-2014, 02:39 AM
I don't understand getting a dog to suck your dick. That bitch could bite your shit off at any moment. :biggums:
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 02:43 AM
In b4 Bless Mathews.
Jameerthefear
01-31-2014, 02:44 AM
so basically furries? their not too bad but i couldn't be friends with them irl
Bless Mathews
01-31-2014, 02:52 AM
Red rocket loving bitches are freaks!!!
Bless Mathews
01-31-2014, 02:53 AM
Beast forum reppin since early 00's!
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 02:58 AM
Beast forum reppin since early 00's!
That's your site homie. What a coincidence.
:oldlol:
BasedTom
01-31-2014, 03:08 AM
isnt furries like ppl dressed up in animal costumes? i think zoosexual is straight up ****ing animals.
http://youtu.be/hTK6cGWbzSQ
A lot of people seem to be scared of clowns. I think this shit is worse.
Bless Mathews
01-31-2014, 03:34 AM
That's your site homie. What a coincidence.
:oldlol:
Hahahaha. Sure is!
you have no idea how many people actually likes to engage in such acts... In my deep searches of tumblr i've come across multiple people of both sexes doing that shit... cant imagine what it wouldve been like if you married someone and then one day you find them doing that. :no:
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 04:33 AM
OMG GUYS!!!! just browsing that forum for a minute i came across this thread "Biggest Bestiality Fantasy, What's your biggest bestiality fantasy?"
it has a poll:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/845/mdff.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/nhmdffj)
and take a look at some of the replies:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/856/kxx1.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/nskxx1j)
what has the world come to?
oarabbus
01-31-2014, 04:37 AM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wth.gif
East_Stone_Ya
01-31-2014, 04:42 AM
http://www.mattcredible.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/american_idol_simon_tired_disappointed_face-300x172.gif
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 04:44 AM
guys, do yourselves a favor and dont go into that forum, ill be carrying this burden for the rest of my life
chosen_one6
01-31-2014, 05:01 AM
[QUOTE=Twin Beadles]So there was an askreddit thread today asking about people
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 05:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/7BaFxBG.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll:
guys, do yourselves a favor and dont go into that forum, ill be carrying this burden for the rest of my life
I feel like since you were went in already it's up to you to right the place with some quality trolling. :cheers:
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:00 PM
I feel like since you were went in already it's up to you to right the place with some quality trolling. :cheers:
:oldlol:
Le Shaqtus
01-31-2014, 02:35 PM
Getting raped by a pack of wolves? :roll:
MavsSuperFan
01-31-2014, 02:40 PM
OMG GUYS!!!! just browsing that forum for a minute i came across this thread "Biggest Bestiality Fantasy, What's your biggest bestiality fantasy?"
it has a poll:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/845/mdff.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/nhmdffj)
and take a look at some of the replies:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/856/kxx1.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/nskxx1j)
what has the world come to?
The internet is a big place, dont put too much stock into it. Depending on the site you visited you would probably come away with the impression that the world is a lot more horrible than it actually is.
Basically that is every english speaking person in the world who wants to **** animals. There are 7 billion + humans on earth. Even if 1 percent are freaks, it would explain this.
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:41 PM
Getting raped by a pack of wolves? :roll:
lol, thats pedestrian compared with this pervs fantasy:
"My RT fantasy is to have from 1 to 3,4 male dogs of a special breed that I've specilly requested from a breeder friend of mine. The breed would be part Dane/part Golden Retriever. Both dogs had the short hair versions from their ancestory. The ages would range around 1-3 yrs old. I would also have their tails docked as short as possible because of the whip effect that they produce with their tails left at the original length. The short tail would also help when any photography work is being done when they are performing. I would keep their ears left untouched so that their temprament would be at their best. In other words loud noises, that sort of thing wouldn't upset them causing them to possibly out impulsively or become in a bad mood because of a sudden loud or sharp noise.
In real life I had a dog that was part black lab, part boxer. He had one of the best tempraments of a lot of dogs that I have had in my lifetime. BTW, he was a Gr8 stud when the time came. I had him on special diet that gave him Xtra stamina when his sexual performance was desired. Multiple mounter, even before his knot had completely reduced back to a normal size. He was GREAT.
Anyway, I do plan to have another one soon.
Feed back is welcome about this dissertation.
PhilFromVA"
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 02:44 PM
I have already browsed that site last year and actually signed up so I can see for myself if people really liked this stuff. How was I referred to the site? Bless Mathews recommended it to me and frequents there a lot.
My 15 minutes there left me feeling shocked at what people are into. There is that one section where people are asking to hook up with other people's dog.
How a guy would describe what he wants in a perfect girl, you should see what kind of animals they ask for.
I always heard about people being into animals but thought it was a few. That site has confirmed that it's a real live fetish and they are proud of it. Big dap to them for not being embarrassed.
:facepalm
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:45 PM
The internet is a big place, dont put too much stock into it. Depending on the site you visited you would probably come away with the impression that the world is a lot more horrible than it actually is.
Basically that is every english speaking person in the world who wants to **** animals. There are 7 billion + humans on earth. Even if 1 percent are freaks, it would explain this.
thanks, im already past the shock stage now, kinda find some of the stuff hilarious
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:46 PM
I have already browsed that site last year and actually signed up so I can see for myself if people really liked this stuff. How was I referred to the site? Bless Mathews recommended it to me and frequents there a lot.
My 15 minutes there left me feeling shocked at what people are into. There is that one section where people are asking to hook up with other people's dog.
How a guy would describe what he wants in a perfect girl, you should see what kind of animals they ask for.
I always heard about people being into animals but thought it was a few. That site has confirmed that it's a real live fetish and they are proud of it. Big dap to them for not being embarrassed.
:facepalm
:roll: :roll: :roll:
MavsSuperFan
01-31-2014, 02:46 PM
[QUOTE=Twin Beadles]So there was an askreddit thread today asking about people
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 02:52 PM
I intended to troll that site since I signed up but it would be no fun.
Imagine making a thread wanting to F a animal, which is usually deemed a troll thread in any other forum but at that place, it's considered a hot story.
Trolling would be damn near impossible.
How about a fantasy of getting it from a Silverback Gorilla? Somebody want to try that bit? :oldlol:
MavsSuperFan
01-31-2014, 02:56 PM
Getting raped by a pack of wolves? :roll:
If you fantasize about it, its not rape:lol
Also I guess they are team jacob
dr.hee
01-31-2014, 02:56 PM
I intended to troll that site since I signed up but it would be no fun.
Imagine making a thread wanting to F a animal, which is usually deemed a troll thread in any other forum but at that place, it's considered a hot story.
Trolling would be damn near impossible.
How about a fantasy of getting it from a Silverback Gorilla? Somebody want to try that bit? :oldlol:
You'll definitely need some really weird stuff to upset them. Have you tried to convince them that the USA is good at soccer yet?
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:56 PM
I intended to troll that site since I signed up but it would be no fun.
Imagine making a thread wanting to F a animal, which is usually deemed a troll thread in any other forum but at that place, it's considered a hot story.
Trolling would be damn near impossible.
How about a fantasy of getting it from a Silverback Gorilla? Somebody want to try that bit? :oldlol:
my god, you're right its almost impossible to troll them :facepalm
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 02:58 PM
You'll definitely need some really weird stuff to upset them. Have you tried to convince them that the USA is good at soccer yet?
maybe they have a "off the stables" forum where you could troll em w bball related stuff
dr.hee
01-31-2014, 03:00 PM
maybe they have a "off the stables" forum where you could troll em w bball related stuff
"Off the Horse Lounge"...
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 03:00 PM
You'll definitely need some really weird stuff to upset them. Have you tried to convince them that the USA is good at soccer yet?
We got great cattle and livestock though. Some great horses and bulls. Our rodeos are proof.
http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/IMAGES/Wyoming/rodeo-cowboy-bronco.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ku1I6PtfXiU/TbF9E-KgxQI/AAAAAAAABSc/1_69x4Hv9sQ/s1600/rodeo%2Btime.jpg
I don't care how sick those Euro snobs are. They would not be able to handle these animals.
:rockon:
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 03:00 PM
maybe they have a "off the stables" forum where you could troll em w bball related stuff
:oldlol:
dr.hee
01-31-2014, 03:03 PM
https://ssl.wiesbauer-gourmet.at/img/upload/Kobe_RindZadro.jpg
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http://inselblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/goat.jpg
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 03:04 PM
i wonder if they have their own rules and consider this pedophile
http://thepetcollective.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cutest-puppy-on-earth-1.jpg
dr.hee
01-31-2014, 03:05 PM
i wonder if they have their own rules and consider this pedophile
http://thepetcollective.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cutest-puppy-on-earth-1.jpg
Elbows too pointy. 2/10, would not smash.
Mr. Jabbar
01-31-2014, 03:06 PM
Elbows too pointy. 2/10, would not smash.
:roll:
9erempiree
01-31-2014, 03:07 PM
i wonder if they have their own rules and consider this pedophile
http://thepetcollective.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cutest-puppy-on-earth-1.jpg
:roll: God damn son...you know how to bring it. Damn spit my cigarette out.
Im so nba'd out
01-31-2014, 03:58 PM
i wonder if they have their own rules and consider this pedophile
http://thepetcollective.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cutest-puppy-on-earth-1.jpg
i would *** the sht out of that dog
KingBeasley08
01-31-2014, 04:05 PM
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
AlphaWolf24
01-31-2014, 04:13 PM
Some y'all just don't know....
Does a female sheep have the same anatomical genitalia as a female human?
According to empirical data derived from measuring the anatomy of the ewe (female sheep), the ******l structure is essentially the same as Homo sapien females, with several minor differences.
The pubococcygeus muscle responsible for tightening the ******l orifice is significantly stronger than a female human's muscle. Thus, during penetration, the ewe is able to tighten and loosen the ******l orifice to varying degrees, causing a tighter fit and more intense sense of pleasure for the male, thus decreasing the time to ejaculation.
http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/Punisher616/8339_original_YesJackNicholson.gif
imdaman99
01-31-2014, 04:59 PM
I'm sure you guys could troll them. Put up pics of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba in lingerie. There will be an outrage.
And then link us, cuz I'm not brave enough to browse :oldlol:
blablabla
01-31-2014, 09:16 PM
I arrive early for a bbq at a married couples' house I know. They have a small "farm" of animals. A throw back from Jill's childhood.
Jill grew up on a farm, and I spent a lot of time there horsing around and playing with her. For some reason, I was always intriqued with animal genitalia. The corkscrew pecker of a pig, the huge cocks of horse, the bulls humongous balls. Most of all I liked the dogs cocks when they would *** over and hump my leg with their big cocks.
It was the dog days of August, the kind where it is so hot and the humidity so thick, you can feel the sweat run down your ass cheeks. I chose a loosely fitting, above the knee silk dress and left out the bra and panties. It was too damn hot to dress any other way.
I arrived and was getting myself together, when their black lab, Othello came over to greet me. My dress was still hiked up when I stood. I petted him and attended to what I was doing, getting a bottle of wine from the back seat.
While I was bending over, he came up behind and just stuck his tongue in my ***** lips. I almost fell over. He lapped at my lips and here and there would strike my clit. Shivers ran down my spine. Just as I was straightening out my dress, I saw my host approaching. I assumed she saw nothing as the car door was open, and her reaction to me was normal.
We had about two hours before the guests arrived so decided to lounge naked in the pool. They had 8 acres, and no one could possibly see us unless they were tresspassing.
I admired her curves and movements, and told her so. I also told her she had great tits and we both laughed. We drank the bottle of wine down rather quickly, and she sauntered her way off to the house to get another bottle. The house was a good walk from the pool. I privately was titilated by her ass and *****.
I wanted the sun on my body and perched my self on a lounge chair. Before I knew it, Othello was there nuzzling my **** again. I got lost in the amazing feeling and allowed him continue. I was flowing, my ***** was so wet. We spent a few moments this way when I heard approching footsteps and I immediately stepped back into the pool.
It was Jill, and with her was her husband Ethan. I had had a teenage crush on Ethan and every once in a while, when thinking about him I let my mind wander to what could have been....
Anyway, he gave me a warm hug and a kiss on the cheek. I purposely pushed my naked tits into his chest. He gave me a quick, knowing wink.
He had already had a few drinks himself, his usual martini, shaken not stirred. Jill openend the bottle and it was gone in 5 minutes.
Ethan tested the water with his toe then began to disrobe. Nice body I thought. I was surprised when he took his boxers off. He had an 8-9 inch erection. I quickly turned away. He gave an almost smug laugh when he jumped in the pool. Not knowing what else to do I joined him. He still had a huge **** and was stroking it.
I was wondering where Jill had disappeared to.
He slid over and whispered in my ear "I saw you". At first I didn't comprehend what he meant. I then realized he saw the dog lapping away at my *****. Oddly enough, I wasn't embarrassed but aroused. I could feel my self getting wet again.
Jill returned with a bottle of vintage wine and this bottle we enjoyed slowly, while chatting. Occassionally, Ethan would stroke his **** so that he never really lost his erection.
I wanted to smoke, so I got out of the pool and returned to the seat I sat in before. I gulped back the rest of the wine and felt that sweet drunkeness. I relaxed and closed my eyes.
It was a while and when I awoke I could feel Othello lapping at my ***** again. I opened my eyes to find Ethan ****ing Jill up the ass, while I was being licked by a dog. It was the most incredible feeling. Before I knew it, Jill and I were sharing Othello's ****. It had to be nine inches with a humongous knot. She sucked his **** while I licked his knot.
Ethan stood up and took hold of my hand. He led to where Jill was relaxing with legs wide open, Othello working his tongue on her. He pushed Othello away and guided my mouth to Jills' dripping wet ****. What a taste! I devoured her, circling her clit with my tounged and flicking the tip over her clit.
Before I knew it, Othello mounted me and Ethan guided his **** into my waiting *****. I was playing with Jills' clit, while a dog f***** my *****. I turned around wanting to see this wonderful sight. I was dumbfounded, as Ethan pounded away at Othello's ass. It was a "beastiality foursome".
Jill pulled out her toys and began ****ing Ethans' ass with it. I licked his balls. Jill took the dildo out of Ethans ass, and the dog licked it clean. Jill tossed it aside and Othello began licking Ethans ass. Jill turned her attention to my *****. She knew just what a woman wanted. She f***** me with her mouth with precision.
We repositioned ourselves. Ethan was ****ing Jill's ass while I licked her *****. Othello was doing such a good job, I knew I was going to orgasm soon. I squirt when I orgasm, and felt the gush building up. Othello was very versed at having sex with humans, it just felt so natural for all of us.
Before I knew it I came, and squirted all over Othello's face. He lapped my ***** dry. Now it was time to spoil Jill.
She sucked Othello while I ate her ***** and Ethan f***** my ass, hard, real hard. I felt his huge balls slap against my *****, they were so big. I went at Jill's **** with a vengeance. She began pushing her ***** hard into my face. I stuck my tongue deep into her and swirled it all around. Well, apparently when Jill cums, she also squirts. Ah, what delicious nectar.
Now it was time for Ethan to ***. Jill and I began sucking his huge ****, sharing it back and forth while kissing each other. Ethan came with a vengeance, all over the three of up. We licked up every drop off each other and Ethan. I love licking dog *** off her hard nipple.
Now it was time for Othello to ***. Jill licked his ass while I sucked his ****. Othello was licking Ethans ****, which was cumming back to life. Ethan kneeled down and he began to share Othello's **** with us. He made us stop and began jerking Othello off. Othello came in quarts all over us and him.
The four of us were covered with ***. We shared a three way kiss, our mouths full of Othello's ***. Eventually we swallowed his ***.
Ethan looked at his watch. We only had a half an hour before the guests began to arrive. We all showered together.
We dressed and left to greet guests. It was a great party. It was so arousing walking around knowing I had dog *** in my mouth and ****. I slung back a shot of triple malt scotch, and began to strut my stuff at the party.
that's a pretty cool story
Jameerthefear
01-31-2014, 11:10 PM
This shit is really ****ing strange
GoRapz
02-01-2014, 02:41 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Wow this thread is straight gold.
Please someone sign up there and make a thread about fantasizing being raped by a Silver back Gorilla :roll:
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 03:15 AM
I lol'd so many times in every page of this thread
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:24 AM
We just got our first dog. He is a Mastador. 1/2 English Mastiff 1/2 Lab. Last night was the first time we were able to get him to penetrate My girlfriend. She LOVED it. No knot yet and he didn't ***. Guess still a little young but is learning fast. He got her twice missionary and while she was on her knees giving me head on the chair, he mounted her and got her up the ass and for a while actually. Best head i ever had. Lol
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
RightToCensor
02-01-2014, 03:24 AM
Y'all Mothafukcas Need Jeebuz.
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:26 AM
I intended to troll that site since I signed up but it would be no fun.
Imagine making a thread wanting to F a animal, which is usually deemed a troll thread in any other forum but at that place, it's considered a hot story.
Trolling would be damn near impossible.
How about a fantasy of getting it from a Silverback Gorilla? Somebody want to try that bit? :oldlol:
We should all make accounts and subtly troll there.
We just use our names we have on here
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 03:27 AM
Wtf is a knot lol?
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:38 AM
russwest0 is now registered on tha beastforum :rockon:
accepting troll ideas. Don't wanna go in there guns blazing, gonna try to be somewhat subtle
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 03:39 AM
ok we need to infiltrate someone there pronto, a strategy needs to be designed and the candidate chosen, these opportunities come once in a lifetime
edit: ok russ got it!!
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 03:44 AM
alright russ: heres the thing, you could play being the guy that likes sex with insects but your fetish is very uncommon and beastforum is the closest thing you found. you can start telling stories about how hard it is due to insects having a completely different reproductive system and few of them being the correct size... tell tales like that one time a wasp stung you willy
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 03:46 AM
Insects are to small though how could he do something with an insect?
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:46 AM
My first post
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=296&st=14640&#entry9611064
fpliii
02-01-2014, 03:47 AM
lol
SMH
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 03:47 AM
My first post
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=296&st=14640&#entry9611064
LOL @ your horse avy :applause: :applause:
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 03:48 AM
Insects are to small though how could he do something with an insect?
http://arthropoda.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/giant-weta.jpg
http://teacherweb.com/TN/EastBrainerd/MrConnsClass/Giant-Isopod--The-Gulf-Of-Mexico.jpg
chosen_one6
02-01-2014, 03:49 AM
Wtf is a knot lol?
A dog's ***** is able to enlarge inside the vaj, completely filling it up to where it can't come out.
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 03:50 AM
I would think the insect would get crushed.
And oh okay chosen that's ****ing weird.
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:51 AM
IDK, saying i like to **** insects may be obvious troll.
I need to relate to them but just take shit to the extreme or something
fpliii
02-01-2014, 03:52 AM
IDK, saying i like to **** insects may be obvious troll.
I need to relate to them but just take shit to the extreme or something
Dude, go with the "concern troll" approach.
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 03:53 AM
Start off with dogs and go into some weird ass animals like gorillas or komodo dragons or fish idk haha
RightToCensor
02-01-2014, 03:53 AM
Dang Russ, I usually dislike your post style, but that was funny. :cheers:
Repped.
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 03:56 AM
You guys must not travel through weird porn much, there's a lot of insect stuff, especially Japanese shit. It's not as 'out there' as you'd think. There's some strange mof*ckas out there.
wait, does sex with insects fetish exist? wtf kind of insects do they use?
asians :facepalm
russwest0
02-01-2014, 03:58 AM
I need to craft a story for their beastiality stories thread
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:01 AM
I need to craft a story for their beastiality stories thread
russ you sure you'll be ok? what if you end up liking this stuff after being exposed too much, i mean, you already have an eagle in your avy here, you could be susceptible
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:04 AM
russ you sure you'll be ok? what if you end up liking this stuff after being exposed too much, i mean, you already have an eagle in your avy here, you could be susceptible
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
I'm just there to troll. some of these niqqas have a 12 inch horse cawk as their avy and be talking about how they suck horses off and shit.
idk maybe I should play the "concern" troll. Idk how I could convincingly act like one of them
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:05 AM
He will be assimilated. :lol
poor russ his first thread ina couple of weeks: "i first came here to troll but after a few..." :(
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:07 AM
Fuqq it, we go with jabbars insect idea
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:07 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
I'm just there to troll. some of these niqqas have a 12 inch horse cawk as their avy and be talking about how they suck horses off and shit.
idk maybe I should play the "concern" troll. Idk how I could convincingly act like one of them
lol thats cool, btw, what is "concern troll" ??
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:09 AM
Fuqq it, we go with jabbars insect idea
theres plenty of stuff we could work with that. you hate your life cause youve killed your last 3 girlfriends by going off on their face for starters
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:12 AM
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=231887
now we wait
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:14 AM
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=231887
now we wait
lmfao well played russ, you are a great ambassador of this site, jeff would be proud :applause: :applause: :applause:
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:14 AM
lol thats cool, btw, what is "concern troll" ??
concern troll would be like me acting like someones mom that found their 14 yr old son (jameer) on the website jerking it to some beast porn or some shit. And I go on there chewing them out and shit, calling them despicable, the whole 9 yards
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:15 AM
concern troll would be like me acting like someones mom that found their 14 yr old son (jameer) on the website jerking it to some beast porn or some shit. And I go on there chewing them out and shit, calling them despicable, the whole 9 yards
lol, got it
fpliii
02-01-2014, 04:16 AM
lmao
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:17 AM
Wow, anyone who falls for that shit is borderline retarded. Homey literally put a horse on his avy.
hmm, those guys minds are utterly twisted, i wouldnt count on them spotting something strange or a disguised troll. their whole world just reeks of bizarre
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 04:18 AM
theres plenty of stuff we could work with that. you hate your life cause youve killed your last 3 girlfriends by going off on their face for starters
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Swaggin916
02-01-2014, 04:22 AM
I would care at all as long as it was not in my presence and he was cool otherwise. I'm not going to be a third wheel to some goat.
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:25 AM
Wow, anyone who falls for that shit is borderline retarded.
I wouldn't put it past these ppl
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:27 AM
Some people are into bees/wasps stinging their genitals. Inserting small insects and maggots into weird places... The whole 9 yards.
I've seen thumbnails and the video descriptions, but I will not watch the stuff.
Same with hardcore gore stuff, I won't go near it.
holy shit dude, holy shit, cant believe it...russ take notes this is street cred you could use
gigantes
02-01-2014, 04:29 AM
i would want to see the lions first, maybe the apes next, and the penguins... definitely last.
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:32 AM
russ use this as avy:
http://puu.sh/1JlA8
i know a couple of jordan stans that would hit dat
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:32 AM
Watch, we gonna think we trolling and then some niqqa gonna come in talking about how he once gave oral to a praying mantis or some shit and then other niqqas gonna follow suit :oldlol:
travelingman
02-01-2014, 04:39 AM
Why yes, I'm quite fond of ruff sex...
I guess you could say I'm a sheeping tom...
Underwater sex with a nice bass is quite fulfilling...
I was out yesterday and I picked up this one chickadee...
I seduced this one cougar and it bit my dick off...
But seriously someone should take one for the flock and sign up to troll that website. Of course whoever does will have to post pics of the trolling because nobody is actually going to check your progress on that forsaken netherworld of the interwebs.
russwest0
02-01-2014, 04:48 AM
whoever said these dudes were hard to troll is right, they see the insect porn thread, assume it's just not their niche and move along.
Like damn, nothing is too hardcore for these dudes. Concern troll may be the only way to go
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 04:54 AM
Why yes, I'm quite fond of ruff sex...
I guess you could say I'm a sheeping tom...
Underwater sex with a nice bass is quite fulfilling...
I was out yesterday and I picked up this one chickadee...
I seduced this one cougar and it bit my dick off...
But seriously someone should take one for the flock and sign up to troll that website. Of course whoever does will have to post pics of the trolling because nobody is actually going to check your progress on that forsaken netherworld of the interwebs.
:lol
Mr. Jabbar
02-01-2014, 04:54 AM
they wont believe unless pics russ, the time has come, release the wasps, its for the greater good
LongLiveTheKing
02-01-2014, 06:56 PM
Updates lol?
Bandito
02-01-2014, 06:58 PM
Yolo
oarabbus
02-01-2014, 07:08 PM
annd.... now beastforum is in everyone's search history and your IP knows it too. Just think of somone's gf using their comp/tablet trying to go to "bananarepublic.com" and it autopopulates to "BeastForum Tryna get Raped by a Silverback Gorilla?" :roll: :roll:
LongLiveTheKing
02-03-2014, 01:29 AM
Russwest any updates lolol?
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