AUDIO: David Stern welcoming you to InsideHoops dot com

[insidehoops]

Sound file:

https://soundcloud.com/insidehoops/david-stern-greeting-to

Press the orange/white Play button on the left

[DaOldLion]

thread to to be closed for..basketball reasons

[SexSymbol]

Could you ask Skip to do the same please, it would drive half of the forum insane lol

[fpliii]

GOAT

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[longtime lurker]

If this is real Jeff must have sold his soul to the devil!

[CavaliersFTW]

Jeff you dirty dogg you, what'd you have to do to make this happen? :roll:

[AnaheimLakers24]

ish made it

NUMERO UNO

[AnaheimLakers24]

also this should be stickied

[russwest0]

Holy schit

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Jeff did it, he sold his soul to the devil

[tmacattack33]

Okay cool.

Can we get a mobile app now?

[Trollsmasher]

Doesn't sound like Stern at all

It's probably Steve

[russwest0]

Okay cool.

Can we get a mobile app now?

Maybe if you help out and click on the ads once in a while, I mean damn

[insidehoops]

Here's my main man Jalen Rose welcoming you to InsideHoops, too:

https://soundcloud.com/insidehoops/jalen-rose-welcomes-fans-to

[KG215]

Last year ISH made TNT and now gets a David Stern AND a Jalen Rose endorsement?

we da bess!

[Droid101]

Sound file:

https://soundcloud.com/insidehoops/david-stern-greeting-to

Press the orange/white Play button on the left
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/87/875b8ca6dbaf08d34dfe5daec2067655ddc08565c43de9ccf7 5d36cc7e46333a.jpg

[Levity]

Make him a mod, jeff!!!!

[russwest0]

Jalen, if you are reading this right now,

tell Bill Simmons that he's a jackass for acting like OKC was gonna be shit this season

[mr.big35]

Jeff should be the next commissioner.

[DaOldLion]

Jalen, if you are reading this right now,

tell BillSimmons that he's a jackass


simmons is that dude

[cuad]

Jeff, wtf? Your site makes millions, but you can't afford a decent on-the-go recording set up? Why don't you even have the decency to perform a two-minute noise removal before uploading it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXaGm1F5Vm

My gosh, man.

[CavaliersFTW]

Jalen = Euroleague

[Chuckbrook]

Well, this changes things. :pimp:

-Brook

[r0drig0lac]

Jeff, wtf? Your site makes millions, but you can't afford a decent on-the-go recording set up?
:lol

[Cold soul]

We started at the bottom now we're here. :pimp:

[insidehoops]

you can't afford a decent on-the-go recording set up? Why don't you even have the decency to perform a two-minute noise removal before uploading it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXaGm1F5Vm

My gosh, man.


I didn't have a real recorder wit me at those times so I just used my Creative brand mp3 recorder.

Now, anything I record is in HD on my phone.

[3peated]

search function

[Wang Zhi Zhi]

we on tv

[Wang Zhi Zhi]

gonna ban myself from the other forum i use now

[insidehoops]

Some of you thought I was kidding when I said that 982389389839 celebs, NBA stars, etc. read your posts. They do.

Not just saying this due to Stern and Jalen. There's 892389238989 examples. A constant stream of players, movie stars, music stars, TV stars, etc. follow InsideHoops on Twitter, where we plug this forum (and YOUR posts) regularly

Latest examples:

Here, the female star of Necessary Roughness (the TV show) followed the InsideHoops account yesterday after I shouted her out because we were both at a game: https://twitter.com/calliopethorne/following

Former NBA player Charlie Bell followed InsideHoops this morning: https://twitter.com/flintstone14/following

Raptors announcer Eric Smith followed like 5 minutes ago: https://twitter.com/Eric__Smith/following

Soulja Boy followed us recently too: https://twitter.com/souljaboy

This stuff is CONSTANT. These are a just few examples out of 892389238938928932

TONS of famous people you watch on TV have you seen YOUR opinions here on InsideHoops. Do they all click all the time? Of course not. But 892389238923 are seeing the plugs, and some of them ARE seeing YOU here. This is a fact.

Jeff

[russwest0]

Some of you thought I was kidding when I said that 982389389839 celebs, NBA stars, etc. read your posts. They do.

Not just saying this due to Stern and Jalen. There's 892389238989 examples. A constant stream of players, movie stars, music stars, TV stars, etc. follow InsideHoops on Twitter, where we plug this forum (and YOUR posts) regularly

Latest examples:

Here, the female star of Necessary Roughness (the TV show) followed the InsideHoops account yesterday after I shouted her out because we were both at a game: https://twitter.com/calliopethorne/following

Former NBA player Charlie Bell followed InsideHoops this morning: https://twitter.com/flintstone14/following

Raptors announcer Eric Smith followed like 5 minutes ago: https://twitter.com/Eric__Smith/following

Soulja Boy followed us recently too: https://twitter.com/souljaboy

This stuff is CONSTANT. These are a just few examples out of 892389238938928932

TONS of famous people you watch on TV have you seen YOUR opinions here on InsideHoops. Do they all click all the time? Of course not. But 892389238923 are seeing the plugs, and some of them ARE seeing YOU here. This is a fact.

Jeff

Why don't these celebs man up and make an acct here den?

:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

[J Shuttlesworth]

Damn bros. I'm new to this site, but Jeff has connections with guys like Stern? WTF?

[215Philly]

Some of you thought I was kidding when I said that 982389389839 celebs, NBA stars, etc. read your posts. They do.

Not just saying this due to Stern and Jalen. There's 892389238989 examples. A constant stream of players, movie stars, music stars, TV stars, etc. follow InsideHoops on Twitter, where we plug this forum (and YOUR posts) regularly

Latest examples:

Here, the female star of Necessary Roughness (the TV show) followed the InsideHoops account yesterday after I shouted her out because we were both at a game: https://twitter.com/calliopethorne/following

Former NBA player Charlie Bell followed InsideHoops this morning: https://twitter.com/flintstone14/following

Raptors announcer Eric Smith followed like 5 minutes ago: https://twitter.com/Eric__Smith/following

Soulja Boy followed us recently too: https://twitter.com/souljaboy

This stuff is CONSTANT. These are a just few examples out of 892389238938928932

TONS of famous people you watch on TV have you seen YOUR opinions here on InsideHoops. Do they all click all the time? Of course not. But 892389238923 are seeing the plugs, and some of them ARE seeing YOU here. This is a fact.

Jeff
Ok I'll confess. I'm Jay z :pimp:

[inclinerator]

we president now

[Jameerthefear]

Celebrities read my posts :applause: :applause:
Hey Ariana you know where my inbox is just send a PM :pimp:

[insidehoops]

Here's our main man Bill Walton. This was from like 6 years ago

https://soundcloud.com/insidehoops/bill-walton-demands

Jeff

[LeGOAT]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: ISH #1
http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab195/vai05/SB-David-Stern-redo.jpg

[KyleKong]

Celebrities read my posts :applause: :applause:
Hey Ariana you know where my inbox is just send a PM :pimp:
:lol

[SexSymbol]

Okay guys on this historic day I gotta admit
I'm that gay guy from One Direction.

[Trollsmasher]

Damn, Jeff is going bananas

We da bess:djparty

[insidehoops]

InsideHoops = special

This place isn't about any one person or thing, not me, not any single entity. It's a community, and a great one, that you're a part of.

:cheers:

[Jameerthefear]

So glad I joined ISH :party:

[Dr. Ice]

I refuse to believe a "celebrity" visits this site until they actually post on their account claiming who they are with jeff backing up the claim

[Jameerthefear]

I refuse to believe a "celebrity" visits this site until they actually post on their account claiming who they are with jeff backing up the claim
A celebrity probably wouldn't reveal themselves if they were posters on here.

[Jailblazers7]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Simmons or Jalen came on here. This would be like heaven to Bill because he would love all of the BS trade scenarios and trolling.

[jzek]

We Da Bess!!!

[MP.Trey]

Some of you thought I was kidding when I said that 982389389839 celebs, NBA stars, etc. read your posts. They do.

Not just saying this due to Stern and Jalen. There's 892389238989 examples. A constant stream of players, movie stars, music stars, TV stars, etc. follow InsideHoops on Twitter, where we plug this forum (and YOUR posts) regularly

Latest examples:

Here, the female star of Necessary Roughness (the TV show) followed the InsideHoops account yesterday after I shouted her out because we were both at a game: https://twitter.com/calliopethorne/following

Former NBA player Charlie Bell followed InsideHoops this morning: https://twitter.com/flintstone14/following

Raptors announcer Eric Smith followed like 5 minutes ago: https://twitter.com/Eric__Smith/following

Soulja Boy followed us recently too: https://twitter.com/souljaboy

This stuff is CONSTANT. These are a just few examples out of 892389238938928932

TONS of famous people you watch on TV have you seen YOUR opinions here on InsideHoops. Do they all click all the time? Of course not. But 892389238923 are seeing the plugs, and some of them ARE seeing YOU here. This is a fact.

Jeff

Soulja Boy lol

[treadster]

Best b-ball forum ever!:djparty

[sd3035]

Is this the actual owner of the site posting? If so, thanks for the forum, this is the only good one since BSPN closed theirs

[CavaliersFTW]

Alright guys I gotta come clean... I'm Bill Simmons

[sd3035]

Soulja Boy lol

lol is that guy still alive? He sucks, I hope he stays off the forum

[sd3035]

Alright guys I gotta come clean... I'm Bill Simmons

I'm Screamin A Smith

[Droid101]

I'll give you a hint who I am...

http://www.toppers.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/DippinSauces_Large.png

[iTare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhJcdl_umI

[Vienceslav]

Alright guys I gotta come clean... I'm Bill Simmons
Have you read Simmons' book?
If so, how much do you disagree with the chapter about Russell and Chamberlain?

[Applause]

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Raymone]

Okay cool.

Can we get a mobile app now?

Why would we need mobile apps and search functions when we have welcome messages?

[CavaliersFTW]

Have you read Simmons' book?
If so, how much do you disagree with the chapter about Russell and Chamberlain?
What do you mean have I read my own book? :biggums: I WROTE it didn't I?

And It's bullshit, I made it up, I needed to create a controversy to sell didn't I? What better way to do so than to try and convince people the most dominant player of all time wasn't really all that good. It's like writing a book with whole chapter dedicated to explaining why water isn't in fact wet, it is actually dry. Strong opinions on controversial topics sell, duh :hammerhead:

[longtime lurker]

I'm Screamin A Smith

I call bull shit. the real Screamin A Smith would be TYPING LIKE THIS!!!

[Myth]

Could you ask Skip to do the same please, it would drive half of the forum insane lol

If you asked him to do that, he'd say that it is worse than Realgm just to troll us.

[Tmuston Beltics]

I'm sure celebs love reading topics only related to lbj/mj/kobe..

[AnaheimLakers24]

Alright guys I gotta come clean... I'm Bill Simmons
whats up bill, its jalen :)

[Eric Cartman]

If you asked him to do that, he'd say that it is worse than Realgm just to troll us.

We should tell him to embrace R E A L G M to get him to say he prefer insidehoops.

[dgaras]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov2IfR3-pss

[Inferno]

:applause: :applause: :applause:

:lol

[pauk]

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/happy-carlton-banks-excited-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.gif

[Mr. Jabbar]

we need kobe audio for insidehoops

[Beatlezz]

Some of you thought I was kidding when I said that 982389389839 celebs, NBA stars, etc. read your posts. They do.

Not just saying this due to Stern and Jalen. There's 892389238989 examples. A constant stream of players, movie stars, music stars, TV stars, etc. follow InsideHoops on Twitter, where we plug this forum (and YOUR posts) regularly

Latest examples:

Here, the female star of Necessary Roughness (the TV show) followed the InsideHoops account yesterday after I shouted her out because we were both at a game: https://twitter.com/calliopethorne/following

Former NBA player Charlie Bell followed InsideHoops this morning: https://twitter.com/flintstone14/following

Raptors announcer Eric Smith followed like 5 minutes ago: https://twitter.com/Eric__Smith/following

Soulja Boy followed us recently too: https://twitter.com/souljaboy

This stuff is CONSTANT. These are a just few examples out of 892389238938928932

TONS of famous people you watch on TV have you seen YOUR opinions here on InsideHoops. Do they all click all the time? Of course not. But 892389238923 are seeing the plugs, and some of them ARE seeing YOU here. This is a fact.

Jeff

Don't forget about Scarlett.

http://picosong.com/YfkX/

:hammertime:

[Heisenberg]

GOAT forum

[chips93]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Simmons or Jalen came on here. This would be like heaven to Bill because he would love all of the BS trade scenarios and trolling.

he said that he posted on real gee-em in the past, so it would make sense

[Pushxx]

We get the knowledgeable celebs and athletes--ISH posters actually follow the NBA.

Yes, people troll each other from time to time, but it's out of love of the game.

[Clutch]

We get the knowledgeable celebs and athletes--ISH posters actually follow the NBA.

Yes, people troll each other from time to time, but it's out of love of the game.
:yaohappy:

[CavaliersFTW]

We get the knowledgeable celebs and athletes--ISH posters actually follow the NBA.

Yes, people troll each other from time to time, but it's out of love of the game.
:lol

[IncarceratedBob]

I'll give you a hint who I am...

http://www.toppers.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/DippinSauces_Large.png
Broussard my man :cheers:

[Myth]

I'll give you a hint who I am...

http://www.toppers.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/DippinSauces_Large.png

http://media.portable.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/breaking-bad-portable-sampling-scene.jpg

[CavaliersFTW]

http://static03.mediaite.com/sportsgrid/uploads/2014/01/cuban-stern.jpg

[kaiteng]

Should have got this while he was still the commissioner. Anyway..... :applause: :cheers:

[Al Thorton]

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

no but for really real though, I can get some more retired guys to record sound bits like this if you need, I just need some money and some recordin equipment and i'll get it and you can post it, i'll drop the recorder off at your house, please pm me your address