Who wins - the original 151 pokemon or a billion lions?

[Jameerthefear]

??

[Bandito]

Pikachu>>>>All

[Draz]

The better question would be who would you choose from the original three pokemon.

I'll choose charmander.

[boozehound]

clearly the lions. Because they are real. Whereas the other things are little digital animations.

[KingBeasley08]

Charizard alone could probably wipe out dem p*ssy cats

[flipogb]

the Pokemon won't even fight, the psychic types will just make the lions kill each other.

[Bandito]

151 pokemon Vs one billion Pauk essays.
pauk essay will beat all:rockon:

[MavsSuperFan]

Charizard by himself, would beat a billion lions.

Flight + flamethrower = roasted lion.

[Kungfro]

Are the pokemon limited by pp?

[Levity]

you know who the original 151 pokemon are? didnt that come out like 15 years or so ago? and now arent there like 1000 new pokemon or something?

[KobesFinger]

Squirtle. It has the type advantage over Charmander and when it becomes Blastoise it can learn Ice type moves and has the speed advantage over Venusaur. I always go with the water type starter except in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald, all 3 are great.

[Draz]

Speed advantage over venasaur? One solar beam will KO him.

[Cold soul]

You know how an old and dying Lion gathers up all his last strength he has left to do his last desperate attack against the prime Lion that constantly beats him & took over his pride, just to at least annoy him and then go "ha ha ha" and run away to his death with at least one happy thought........? That was Kobe tonight......

That was just sad to watch from Kobe and very surprising, totally uncalled for...... He wasnt even having a good game, but he sure wanted to take that time of the West leading the East even though its a completely useless game to poke & annoy the bear and show his evident feelings towards Lebron humiliating him where it matters (what else could it be?) by trashtalking (not fun or friendly trashtalking) and putting up all his energy (which he would not put up on the court all season) on trying to defend a nonchalant Lebron as hard as he ever could in a nonchalant all-star game......

I mean, he was DEAD serious, Game 7 Finals 1 minute left game tied type of serious.......... with all his might played full-court press while trashtalking, then got a block on him where Lebron did a nonchalant all-star-game type of play/jumper..... then Kobe trashtalked "HE CANT SCORE ON ME!!!".... Lebron still didnt want to get in to this old desperate mans last desperate endeavour....... Lebron then did some drives on Kobe where Kobe got away with what would be called a foul in a normal game (hooking his shooting arm on the drive & pushing)... taking advantage of great all-star game officiating afterall....... and then continued to trashtalk while the game ended.....

If Lebron was any kind of serious of winning this useless game and if Lebron knew what this pathetic old man had in mind in this useless game then he would come out from the start of the game and proceed to obliterate Kobe like he always does.........

Go ahead old man, way to go....... the bad thing about this Kobe is that any type of compassion Lebron had when he would face you is gone.... you are lucky you will never meet Lebron in the playoffs and you better pray that never happens...........

But you are VERY unlucky you will meet a very serious & pissed of Lebron in a regular season game until you retire.......... very unlucky................. cant wait to see their next matchup....
Lets see here.... this bothered me? No, this is more like comedy, a chuckle at a pathetic player endeavour which occurred during his downfall in a futile moment against a player that would steadily depress him during moments which are not as incompetent as all-star games....... considering this how could your cerebrum possibly develope your braincells to come up with such a stupid conclusion?

Time out of my life? It took 5-10 minutes, ISH is a hobby (unfortunately, with posters like in this thread/forum its becoming less and less of that)... what are you doing here reading this? What are you doing here taking time of YOUR life to write that ignorant assumption and still get decimated?

But nice try, the only reason you deserved a response from me here is because your cerebral cortex has compared to these other trolls at least slightly better function and decency to more articulately create a post which is within context.....


Look mr Graviton... I am either in humorous, lackadaisical type of mood or in very serious mood (hence also may be "eloquent") in this forum and that reflects to what & how i may type here...

I am perfectly aware of the typos which can occur through a rushed internet forum post using a keyboard, thank you for taking notice... but since you also are aware of this (and im sure you have done the same mistake) and might have understood the context of my post anyways then that unfortunately makes your post unnecessary, its not only thread derailing but also derails what i said...

One more thing... If English was one of your five fluently spoken languages and probably the one you would use the least in your everyday life and you still speak it so good i believe you would also be overall more "intelligent" in that department than any random American that can speak only English...... and dont you worry about backfire, i am the only one who is doing the backfiring... as you can see... it infact may be the culprit behind the attitude/behaviour i may recieve by many of these kids here.... especially if you are not only eloquent but also factual.... because that makes me a pessimist in their eyes as i spoil their delusional opinions....

..and the point still stands no matter how much derailing you did and will continue to do, what Kobe did was just low considering the circumstances... if Kobe would be able to do that against Lebron in any regular season or playoff game and have the same outcome then it would have recieved my full compliments ........... because then Lebron would have not been nonchalant from the start of the game and the officiating would be more improved, which means its very much unlikely Kobe would be able to pull this attempt anyways because Lebron would instead as he has done that to Kobe for many years.... which kindof also explains why Kobe was able to & wanted to take advantage of this moment...

Its not about being bothered (classic excuse), its about presenting the envious feelings Kobe tonight proved he has towards Lebron by doing what he did because Lebron did to him what HE did (where it matters).... its as simple as that.... i have nothing against Kobes game, have all the respect in the world for his game, but his mindset, thats a different story... i usually just ignore it, but tonight it was just to much even by his standards....... I dont give **** if it happened to Lebron or anybody else, please dont try that excuse, what Kobe did was simply low....... and i know you deep down inside know this.


I like Lebrons gamestyle & mindset much more than Kobes (i guess thats my way of telling you i am a "Lebron fan"), but if Kobe did this where it mattered.... then it would be only a compliment....

I love great basketball from anyone and what Kobe did was great, but completely unnecessary & unimpressive considering the circimstances of the type of game, type of officiating in such a game and how Lebron approached that specific type of futile game.... and that he had to trashtalk like a moron while doing it makes it even worse (if he did that during a regular season game or playoffs then its more tolerable and understandable)...
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Reggie Miller did it in the regular season games & playoffs and did it only when he was able to back it up specifically there where it mattered, Reggie trashtalked maybe more than anybody i ever seen but he would have never done that in a god damn all-star game (and never did), especially against Jordan in that moment where everybody had their guard down and even say "You cant score on me!!!" (exactly how Kobe completely animated screamed that into Lebrons face)........ like i said if Kobe would do this (especially to Lebron) where it mattered then it would be a compliment!

Its two very different scenarios.... in a regular season & playoff game a player doesnt have his guard down at any time, he is focused to perform his best and win the game immediately from the get go, also the officiating is intact...

An all-star game is kindof like a pickup game, for the fans... have fun.... work out...

Its like the difference between a boxing match and sparring....

Its kindof like if you sparred with Mike Tyson and you deliberately all of the sudden throw your hardest punch on his chin and KO him..... or punch Mike Tyson in his sleep and say "I KO'ed Mike Tyson!!!!".....

Thats exactly what Kobe did tonight....

There is also a difference between friendly trashtalking (very fun & happens alot in all-star games) and hostile trashtalking (thats what kobe did, that is what should NEVER happen in a all-star game, but should/could happen understandably anywhere else)

I just want to know something, considering the non-friendly trashtalking Kobe did what exactly was Kobe (and his fans) wetting himself over??

What does him blocking LeBron twice (one where he hooked/grab his shooting arm, no call) for another block in a useless game prove to him (or his fans), exactly?

LeBron is still the best player in the game. Do you honestly think Kobe "holding him in check" in the ASG changes that at all, or that you can draw meaningful conclusions from that?

You've got Kobe fans pointing to Kobe's 81 point game, still somehow calling LeBron a mental midget, saying he should not have MVP because of this block and all kindsof pathetic things due to this block.... now it's become like the 9 millionth Kobe vs LeBron shot block post....

"Yea he is better than me, yea we wont make the playoffs, but we blocked Lebron!!!".....

:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Are the pokemon limited by pp?
Not exactly. But you can't just consistently use 1 attack for a long time.

[EnoughSaid]

Nikka think about what Mewtwo was able to do single handedly. Just Mew and Mewtwo by themselves could destroy anything and anybody in their path.

[QUIZZLE]

Not exactly. But you can't just consistently use 1 attack for a long time.

Thanks, I just gaineed my virginity back.

[zoom17]

:biggums:

[CelticBaller]

Nikka think about what Mewtwo was able to do single handedly. Just Mew and Mewtwo by themselves could destroy anything and anybody in their path.
This
Easy question

[Jameerthefear]

This isn't an easy battle folks. You guys are underestimating how much a billion is. It would be a battle of endurance for the Pokemon.

[CelticBaller]

Mew and Mewtwo can easily take millions of them

[Jameerthefear]

Mew and Mewtwo can easily take millions of them
What method? You're not making much sense here.

[CelticBaller]

Mew knows metronome, therefore he can learn any move.
Mew uses fissure
Mewtow phsychics the remaining lions into the abyss
If you watched the first movie, you know those two use barriers in which they're invincible
Win

[Jameerthefear]

Mew knows metronome, therefore he can learn any move.
Mew uses fissure
Mewtow phsychics the remaining lions into the abyss
If you watched the first movie, you know those two use barriers in which they're invincible
Win
Yeah they would just out A BILLION ****ING LIONS INTO AN ABYSS. A BILLION. think about it. Mewtwo isn't invincible

[EnoughSaid]

What method? You're not making much sense here.

All of the Psychic pokemon are able to use the move Psychic, throwing their opponents around. You could have the Psychic ones continuously lift all of the upcoming lions, and have the other Pokemon use their most powerful attacks. Think of dozens of lines of flamethrowers, solar beams, hydro pumps, thunderbolts, and bunch of other attacks. They could destroy anyone.

[Higher Meaning]

Yeah they would just out A BILLION ****ING LIONS INTO AN ABYSS. A BILLION. think about it. Mewtwo isn't invincible
Yeah but what will a billion lions do to mew and mewtwo who can both levitate

[Jameerthefear]

All of the Psychic pokemon are able to use the move Psychic, throwing their opponents around. You could have the Psychic ones continuously lift all of the upcoming lions, and have the other Pokemon use their most powerful attacks. Think of dozens of lines of flamethrowers, solar beams, hydro pumps, thunderbolts, and bunch of other attacks. They could destroy anyone.
A billion. A billion.

Yeah but what will a billion lions do to mew and mewtwo who can both levitate
can't fly forever.

[EnoughSaid]

A billion. A billion.



One single pokemon using flamethrower for a minute would be sufficient enough to burn through thousands of lions. A huge, constant stream of pure fire will burn right through them.

Not to mention other crazy attacks like Earthquake, Surf, etc.

[Jameerthefear]

One single pokemon using flamethrower for a minute would be sufficient enough to burn through thousands of lions. A huge, constant stream of pure fire will burn right through them.

Not to mention other crazy attacks like Earthquake, Surf, etc.
But it would most likely be surrounded the killed. You only have 1 of each pokemon. I doubt one flamethrower could kill thousands of lions.

[zoom17]

But it would most likely be surrounded the killed. You only have 1 of each pokemon. I doubt one flamethrower could kill thousands of lions.

some of the Pokemons would die but the strongest ones will be too much for the lions why could a lion do against a flying type pokemon.

[KingBeasley08]

Get all the ground types, Snorlax, Mewtwo, Mew, and Charizard all use earthquake to create a mega earthquake. That alone should wipe out a shit ton of lions right there

Then, my n*gga Pidgey flies and drops an Electrode who self-destructs in the middle of the pack. Articuno freezing cats left and right. Moltres and Charizard burning from the sky. Pickachu and Zapdos electrocuting.

Real question is how long would it take for the pokemon to win

[bladefd]

Get all the ground types, Snorlax, Mewtwo, Mew, and Charizard all use earthquake to create a mega earthquake. That alone should wipe out a shit ton of lions right there

Then, my n*gga Pidgey flies and drops an Electrode who self-destructs in the middle of the pack. Articuno freezing cats left and right. Moltres and Charizard burning from the sky. Pickachu and Zapdos electrocuting.

Real question is how long would it take for the pokemon to win

my man, you sure kno what you're talking about

http://i.imgur.com/IBoNUB2.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

Get all the ground types, Snorlax, Mewtwo, Mew, and Charizard all use earthquake to create a mega earthquake. That alone should wipe out a shit ton of lions right there

Then, my n*gga Pidgey flies and drops an Electrode who self-destructs in the middle of the pack. Articuno freezing cats left and right. Moltres and Charizard burning from the sky. Pickachu and Zapdos electrocuting.

Real question is how long would it take for the pokemon to win
This battle would probably take so long it would last a year. Pokemon have finite pools of energy. What about when they are not attacking?

[mr.big35]

If you included U.S army against the pokemon it would be a fair fight

[KingBeasley08]

my man, you sure kno what you're talking about

http://i.imgur.com/IBoNUB2.jpg
Yeah, but the real question is why the fvck am I talking about Pok

[KingBeasley08]

This battle would probably take so long it would last a year. Pokemon have finite pools of energy. What about when they are not attacking?
Lions are dumb. They're going against a bunch of animals shooting thunder and fire out of their ass. They'd start running after my attack. Half of the ones left would kill each other trying to escape. The rest would be routed by the other 100 pokemon I didn't even mention :oldlol:

[EnoughSaid]

This battle would probably take so long it would last a year. Pokemon have finite pools of energy. What about when they are not attacking?

Are you thinking of this as a war that has battles one at a time? Then it would be even easier for the Pokemon to win :lol

What would the lions even do? Run at the Pokemon and try to claw at them?

[flipogb]

simultaneous hyperbeam from every Pokemon that can use it

[mr.big35]

how would a billion lion kill an onix

[cos88]

i think it's time for you clowns to get a life

[Higher Meaning]

How's a lion gonna take out any ghost pokemon tho

[cavEman2]

how would a billion lion kill an onix

:applause:

[GASOL IS GOAT]

How's a lion gonna take out any ghost pokemon tho
Lions know crunch which is super effective vs Ghost and Psychic Pokemon. The winner really depends on the battlefield. If the battlefield was all of earth, Pokemon win. Lions have no answer to pokemon that can fly( Charizard, Pidgey, Fearow, Articuno, Zapados, Moltress, Mewtwo, Mew) as well as water type pokemon. It will be a long, drawn out battle but with pokemon that can fly being able to reach places lions can't to rest an recooperate and water pokemon being able to launch assaults from the sea(watergun, hydro pump, hyperbeam, etc) then retreating deep in the ocean to rest, Lions have no chance. Heck, even Pokemon like Dugtrio, Sandshrew, and a bunch more could launch assaults from down below then use dig to escape. The only pokemon who would be endangered would be ones who can only fight on ground. Bug pokemon would get raped, Lions can climb up trees, Ditto would be a monster in turning into a lion and spying on them. Pikachu is dead meat though :(

[Bandito]

How's a lion gonna take out any ghost pokemon tho
Easy they cant.

[Angel Face]

1 billion lion's roar alone will make those pokemons shat their pants.

[Bandito]

Lions know crunch which is super effective vs Ghost and Psychic Pokemon. The winner really depends on the battlefield. If the battlefield was all of earth, Pokemon win. Lions have no answer to pokemon that can fly( Charizard, Pidgey, Fearow, Articuno, Zapados, Moltress, Mewtwo, Mew) as well as water type pokemon. It will be a long, drawn out battle but with pokemon that can fly being able to reach places lions can't to rest an recooperate and water pokemon being able to launch assaults from the sea(watergun, hydro pump, hyperbeam, etc) then retreating deep in the ocean to rest, Lions have no chance. Heck, even Pokemon like Dugtrio, Sandshrew, and a bunch more could launch assaults from down below then use dig to escape. The only pokemon who would be endangered would be ones who can only fight on ground. Bug pokemon would get raped, Lions can climb up trees, Ditto would be a monster in turning into a lion and spying on them. Pikachu is dead meat though :(pikachu is a beast, best pokemon of the original 151 arter mewtwo.