if your dad jerked off just once more prior to the night of your conception

[Twin Beadles]

you most likely wouldn't be reading this sentence

[MavsSuperFan]

you most likely wouldn't be reading this sentence
or maybe thats why you are here to start this thread:confusedshrug:

[CeltsGarlic]

thats what my dad keeps telling me

[boozehound]

you most likely wouldn't be reading this sentence
you do realize that sperm are not like eggs? They die off even when dude never ejaculates. Now, it could be that you were in the sticky sock earlier that morning, but one more jack off months earlier would have no impact, as sperm are constantly dieing off and being replaced.