pauk: "even Michael Jordan has accumulated more flops than Lebron"

[rip2]

What do you hope to achieve from this thread anyways Magic32? Even your men Kobe / Magic have flopped much more during their career.... hell even the almighty Micheal Jordan himself has accumulated more flops....

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9479976&postcount=199

Are people really going to let this slide? Let's discuss this. Pauk here claims that MJ has more flops than Lebron James. Other lebron fans, do you believe this too?
MJ fans, what yall think?

[moe94]

Why do they ban you if they know you openly flaunt an alt?

[rip2]

Why does Jeff ban you if he knows you openly flaunt an alt?
Do you believe MJ has more flops than Lebron?

[CelticBaller]

Why do they ban you if they know you openly flaunt an alt?
Because Jeff/Steve doesn't do shit about alts

[Smook A.]

Do you believe MJ has more flops than Lebron?
No.

[16X]

But Lebron only has 4 career flops in total........... according to Pauk.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pauk


Pauk - 1. The popping sound made when an object is removed from a moist area of suction such as a mouth or a bum hole.


Pauk - 2. A frail homosexual male who is quite desperate to have sex and gain size in the gym. A pauk usually enjoys watching sunsets while being penetrated from the rear.
That small pauk always trys to steal my girlfriend but fails and has sex with men.

[Zyzz]

MJ also never ring-chased b/c it was too hard, or shat on an entire city in a news special either.

He also never lost an NBA Finals.
Or had to go HAM in an NBA Finals elimination game since he always iced 'em in six.

[16X]

MJ also never ring-chased b/c it was too hard, or shat on an entire city in a news special either.

He also never lost an NBA Finals.
Or had to go HAM in an NBA Finals elimination game since he always iced 'em in six.
Yeah but according to Pauk, D-Wade cost the Heat that title in 11.

[buddha]

MJ flop? maybe sell contact, not act like there is contact when there was none like our balding 2nd best player in the NBA.

[moe94]

We all know pauk is ridiculously delusional. MJ never flopped.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0
calm down

[jlip]

MJ also never ring-chased b/c it was too hard, or shat on an entire city in a news special either.

He also never lost an NBA Finals.
Or had to go HAM in an NBA Finals elimination game since he always iced 'em in six.

You are actually using a player having a dominating game in the Finals as criticism of that player? :confusedshrug:

[Zyzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0
calm down

Except there was contact.

You can argue he sold the contact AT BEST.

[rip2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0
calm down
There was more contact on that alone than 10 of lebron's flops.

[Zyzz]

You are actually using a player having a dominating game in the Finals as criticism of that player? :confusedshrug:

The point being he didn't take games off in 1-6 to even get to that point.

:facepalm

[SamuraiSWISH]

We all know pauk is ridiculously delusional. MJ never flopped.

MJ also never quit on his team mid way in winnable series as favorites, multiple times. In his prime in the Finals MJ produced beyond his normal averages to carry the load unlike Bron. Who typically plays well below averages.

And of course MJ didn't cowardly ring chase leaving Chicago high and dry. Loyalty. Didn't need seven games to step on someone's throat. Wasn't given disrespectful defensive schemes of letting him shoot either.

[SexSymbol]

The saddest part is that Pauk tries to look objective, say that he's changed, etc.
And he comes out with bullshit like this.
Magic/MJ/Kobe havent' really flopped, you can find 1-2 instances where it could look like they somewhat did, not 15-20 blatantly obvious, like in LeBron's case.

[BigMacAttack]

Flopping, Ring chasing, Stat padding...so hard to repect LeBron.

[Illuminati]

We all know pauk is ridiculously delusional. MJ never flopped.

http://youtu.be/l7vKVIwfCj4

[moe94]

Except there was contact.

You can argue he sold the contact AT BEST.

A flop is a flop. :rolleyes:

[Droid101]

A flop is a flop. :rolleyes:
No.

Getting hit and slightly exaggerating the contact is not the same as falling down when you didn't get touched.

[rip2]

http://youtu.be/l7vKVIwfCj4
ya serious? ya serious?? :roll: :roll:
MJ got bumped, and he didn't even fall. If that was lebron, he would've flew out to the 3rd row.

[moe94]

No.

Getting hit and slightly exaggerating the contact is not the same as falling down when you didn't get touched.

I wasn't comparing them. LeBron is a flopping POS. There is no arguing that. The idea that Jordan never flopped is ironic while simultaneously saying someone else is delusional.

[BlazerRed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0
calm down
You got em :lol

[Ai2death]

Lebron Stans tryna say MJ flopped, lost the little respect I had for you.

They be reaching hard.

[tpols]

Despicable.

[SamuraiSWISH]

http://youtu.be/l7vKVIwfCj4
At least there was actual contact. He just accentuated what happened.

You're seriously trying to insinuate Jordan was a flopper? He rarely if ever did it. Slapped his own wrist on layups to get calls.

But like LeBron? Like this level of acting? At least MJ made it plausible with force touching his body.

Look at these horrendous gems. LeBron's a terrible actor:

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f6569bedd374600000a/lebron-james-flop-pacers-2012.gif

[moe94]

Look at these horrendous gems. LeBron's a terrible actor:


The fact that he believes anyone would buy that junk is embarrassing for everyone involved.

[JohnFreeman]

Everybody calm down.

[Ai2death]

At least there was actual contact. He just accentuated what happened.

You're seriously trying to insinuate Jordan was a flopper? He rarely if ever did it. Slapped his own wrist on layups to get calls.

But like LeBron? Like this level of acting? At least MJ made it plausible with force touching his body.

Look at these horrendous gems. LeBron's a terrible actor:

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f6569bedd374600000a/lebron-james-flop-pacers-2012.gif

B..B...B..But West touched his leg so it's a foul :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:facepalm

[hahaitme]

Did this really need it's own thread? I mean obviously no one believes it's true - obvious troll attempt.
I've seen posts just as bad if not worse from many other posters and no thread brought up about them.

[SamuraiSWISH]

In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4831528/knicks-foul-on-jordan-o.gif

[moe94]

In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4831528/knicks-foul-on-jordan-o.gif
In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/607658/Bynum_Foul.gif

[tpols]

In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4831528/knicks-foul-on-jordan-o.gif
Tell Reggie Miller that.


You really think Bran is an era specific flopper? :biggums:

[SamuraiSWISH]

In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/607658/Bynum_Foul.gif
The league suspended the shit out of him for that and acted like it was the worst atrocity against mankind.

Karl Malone did this to a superstar (Isiah Thomas) and caved his entire face in ... leaving him incredibly bloody on the court.

40 stitches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bM-Y4UoiAY

[Fazotronic]

In this type of league, you can't flop:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/607658/Bynum_Foul.gif

the 90's were tougher but lol well played...

[SamuraiSWISH]

You really think Bran is an era specific flopper? :biggums:
Do you really think flopping was a league wide epidemic in the 90's?

[Illuminati]

At least there was actual contact. He just accentuated what happened.

You're seriously trying to insinuate Jordan was a flopper? He rarely if ever did it. Slapped his own wrist on layups to get calls.

But like LeBron? Like this level of acting? At least MJ made it plausible with force touching his body.

Look at these horrendous gems. LeBron's a terrible actor:

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f6569bedd374600000a/lebron-james-flop-pacers-2012.gif

Where did I say he was a flopper? I just pointed out that your statement he never flopped was false.

[moe94]

Samurai, I like you, but sometimes you remind me of a kid arguing that his hood is harder than another kid's.

[HoopsFanNumero1]

B..B...B..But West touched his leg so it's a foul :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:facepalm

That's actually a terrible example because West was stepping on his shoes.

As for the thread, no Jordan didn't flop like Lebron. :facepalm
Lebron needs to cut that shit out.

[tpols]

Do you really think flopping was a league wide epidemic in the 90's?
If Bran was there it mightve been :no:

[SexSymbol]

Samurai, who's dick is bigger
Pippen/Lebron/Jordan

[SamuraiSWISH]

Samurai, I like you, but sometimes you remind me of a kid arguing that his hood is harder than another kid's.
Ok. You're a white kid from Canada, obsessed with Lost in Translation. What do you know about kids arguing what hoods are harder than others?

Canadians don't even lock their doors it's so safe there. Get me some donut holes from Tim Hortons, and STFU.

:pimp:

[215Philly]

Where you at Pauky

[moe94]

Ok. You're a white kid from Canada, obsessed with Lost in Translation. What do you know about kids arguing what hoods are harder than others?

Canadians don't even lock their doors it's so safe there. Get me some donut holes from Tim Hortons, and STFU.

:pimp:


I live in Jane n Finch and I'm Somalian. :coleman:


Samurai, who's dick is bigger
Pippen/Lebron/Jordan

haha

[SamuraiSWISH]

Samurai, who's dick is bigger
Pippen/Lebron/Jordan
Pippen was known to have a monster dong, so he's obviously numero UNO. Then after that, not quite sure. LeBron's got the smaller hands, but bigger feet. Who knows? Bron's posted pics in his undies ...

:biggums:

Do your research, mayne.

[rip2]

That's actually a terrible example because West was stepping on his shoes.

As for the thread, no Jordan didn't flop like Lebron. :facepalm
Lebron needs to cut that shit out.
Oh, so now West was stepping on Lebron's shoes?

Yet you post this on the other thread :coleman:

What's your defense for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6yAI4nTzo

[HoopsFanNumero1]

Oh, so now West was stepping on Lebron's shoes?

Yet you post this on the other thread :coleman:

I never said Kobe wasn't fouled :confusedshrug:

[sportjames23]

pauk is generally entertaining, so I don't jump his shit for his Lebron stanisms, but I know this nikka cannot be serious when he said MJ had more flops than Lebron.

Especially considering MJ didn't flop at all. Hell, even Kobe didn't flop. Selling a contact to draw a defensive foul? Yeah, Kobe did that. But flopping? Naw, son.

And moe, you gotta do better than that, son. :rolleyes:

[SamuraiSWISH]

And moe, you gotta do better than that, son. :rolleyes:
moe thinks he's cool. Let him have his day. :oldlol:

[moe94]

You two truly believe Jordan never flopped even a single time in his career? That's insane.

[SamuraiSWISH]

You two truly believe Jordan never flopped even a single time in his career? That's insane.
No one said that straw man. He sold or exaggerated legit contact, sure. Flopping? Like the euro trash, Reggie Miller, Ginobili, Harden, and now the game's best player LeBron? To those extents, and that frequently? Absolutely not. The type of flopping that gets fines now being a league wide embarrassing epidemic? You can't be serious.

[sportjames23]

You two truly believe Jordan never flopped even a single time in his career? That's insane.

Since I've watched many a Jordan game (and there's plenty available on YouTube, too) and never seen him flop, yeah dude.

Flopping was NO WHERE near common as it is now when MJ played. I can count on one hand the number of players who used to flop back then. The first U.S. born NBA players to flop were Bill Laimbeer and Dennis Rodman (and MJ used to hate when Rodman flopped when he guarded MJ). Vlade Divac was the first Euro player to flop.

That shit didn't become widespread in the NBA until the Euros flooded the league and then spread that shit to American players.

[moe94]

MJ never flopped.

Then you said "he rarely flopped".

No one is arguing he's on the level of Manu/Harden/LeBron. The argument was solely against your hilarious notion of him never flopping. Regardless of how you rationalize it, he did flop to some level. Period.

[SamuraiSWISH]

Then you said "he rarely flopped".

No one is arguing he's on the level of Manu/Harden/LeBron. The argument was solely against your hilarious notion of him never flopping. Regardless of how you rationalize it, he did flop to some level. Period.
Semantics much. MJ rarely if ever flopped. Did you have the pleasure to watch him growing up in Somalia trying to pirate ships navigated by Tom Hanks? Come on no one considered MJ a flopper. Why? He never really did it.

[Legends66NBA7]

The flopping today is worse than it was during Jordan-Bird-Magic time. I remember a past thread where Clippersfan86 found like 2 videos on Jordan flopping, but it hardly looked like the exaggeration that certain star players pull today. Some of the flopping pulled today is down right shameful when you look at it.

[moe94]

Semantics much. MJ rarely if ever flopped. Did you have the pleasure to watch him growing up in Somalia trying to pirate ships navigated by Tom Hanks? Come on no one considered MJ a flopper. Why? He never really did it.

Why do you try so hard? That was random. :oldlol:

Also, you're the one on semantics and unable to cope with "flopping".

[JohnFreeman]

Semantics much. MJ rarely if ever flopped. Did you have the pleasure to watch him growing up in Somalia trying to pirate ships navigated by Tom Hanks? Come on no one considered MJ a flopper. Why? He never really did it.
:wtf:

[SamuraiSWISH]

15 years in the league, just one clip on youtube posted. Not even a true flop either. Was plenty of legit contact and momentum. But hey, moe94 taking up for LeBron again. Below the surface simmering with anger. LeFlop is a joke when it comes to that stuff.

[Cold soul]

We all know pauk is ridiculously delusional. MJ never flopped.

MJ also never quit on his team mid way in winnable series as favorites, multiple times. In his prime in the Finals MJ produced beyond his normal averages to carry the load unlike Bron. Who typically plays well below averages.

And of course MJ didn't cowardly ring chase leaving Chicago high and dry. Loyalty. Didn't need seven games to step on someone's throat. Wasn't given disrespectful defensive schemes of letting him shoot either.

Great post. Lebron stans in denial. :bowdown:

[moe94]

15 years in the league, just one clip on youtube posted. Not even a true flop either. Was plenty of legit contact and momentum. But hey, moe94 taking up for LeBron again. Below the surface simmering with anger. LeFlop is a joke when it comes to that stuff.

You're so mad I posted that link. It's getting ridiculous. :coleman:

Flinging ad hominem left and right, which is ironic considering....

[tragicbronson]

GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was an era without internet, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.

[SamuraiSWISH]

You're so mad I posted that link. It's getting ridiculous. :coleman:

Flinging ad hominem left and right, which is ironic considering....
Actually that was Illuminati. Unless you're acknowledging that's your alternate.

[moe94]

I definitely didn't post a link. Give it a rest already. Illumaniti is my alt, as are numbersix, legends, red1, silkk and RG.


GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was no internet era, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.

Great post but it will change nothing. People try this all the time. We'd rather compare dick size.

[JohnFreeman]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=262720

Same thread

[JebronLames]

Ripthekik is still reeling from his thread that backfired, he needed to make this thread to take attention away from that one. :applause:

[Legends66NBA7]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=262720

Same thread

Yeah, I alluded to this thread earlier.

[Lebron23]

GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was an era without internet, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.

This


NBA players are getting more criticism because of the internet.

Back in the day they only televised the Bulls, Sonics, Heat, Rockets, Magic, Jazz, and lakers games here in our country from 1995 to 1998. I'll just checked on box scores on newspapers to see if my favorite team were winning.

Thank God we have a cable channel since 1999. I can watch some games from another teams.

[HoopsFanNumero1]

GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was an era without internet, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.

Great post. To be honest, I let stans affect how I perceive players too. Everyone knows Kobe and Lebron are great but you'd think they were D-Leaguers the way this board talks about them.

[coin24]

This


NBA players are getting more criticism because of the internet.

Back in the day they only televised the Bulls, Sonics, Heat, Rockets, Magic, Jazz, and lakers games here in our country from 1995 to 1998. I'll just checked on box scores on newspapers to see if my favorite team were winning.

Thank God we have a cable channel since 1999. I can watch some games from another teams.

Was your favourite team the Cavs? I heard you were a diehard fan:oldlol:

[JohnFreeman]

GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was an era without internet, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.

:applause: This is true.

[Lebron23]

GOD wtf is wrong with you people and these forums lately, it looks like every thread is about lebron vs kobe vs jordan vs______, who has bigger dick, who flops more.... fcking stans, lebron flopped so what, it's funny, it's not really a sportsmanship move but he got fouls, if he flop it doesn't mean he is a bad player, i don't like him but i'd say he has a top 5 of all time talented player. Difference between this era and Jordan's era is more about media-player relationship than defense toughness and other things you like to point out.

When MJ played he was treated like a god, nobody wanted to say a bad thing about him, people just wanted to hear good things so this image was created. It was an era without internet, privacy was more protected than it is today, Jordan was main commercial guy, he was in movies, songs, boards. People needed some hero to respect and worship and Jordan was that guy. Today media and people just want to hear some nasty stuff, dig into players privacy, find something shameful. Jordan flopped, but not that much but noone wanted to point that out, Jordan missed shots, got some airballs, missed many clutch shots. Imagine these forums if Kobe or LeBron airballs a winning shot, 20 threads and 100 gifs about how funny it is and how bad the player is.

The point is, you need to calm down and start enjoying basketball, watch it because it is beautiful game, not to look for some detail that you can post here later and make fun of some player you hate.


Same with Michael Jordan. I thought he was undefeated in the playoffs back in the day. No Internet = No Information. Unless your school have sport almanacs.

I think I borrowed some sports almanacs when i was in grade 6 and in his high school.

I learned that Jabbar was the all time leading scorer in NBA History, and that the Celtics and Lakers had a great rivalry in the 1980's. And that the Bad boys Pistons owned Jordan's Bulls in the late 1980's and 1990.

[Lebron23]

Was your favourite team the Cavs? I heard you were a diehard fan:oldlol:


I became a Cavs fan in 2002 when they drafted a 19 yrs.old kid named Dajuan Wagner. They televised his game on ESPN Asia and Star Sports.

[Legends66NBA7]

Same with Michael Jordan. I thought he was undefeated in the playoffs back in the day. No Internet = No Information. Unless your school have sport almanacs.

I think I borrowed some sports almanacs when i was in grade 6 and in his high school.

I learned that Jabbar was the all time leading scorer in NBA History, and that the Celtics and Lakers had a great rivalry in the 1980's. And that the Bad boys Pistons owned Jordan's Bulls in the late 1980's and 1990.

Fast double post.

[moe94]

Fast double post.

Sometimes a post is so good, you reply twice.

[Mr. Jabbar]

I became a Cavs fan in 2002 when they drafted a 19 yrs.old kid named Dajuan Wagner. They televised his game on ESPN Asia and Star Sports.

so 2002-2011 cavs fan? damn dude, didnt it hurt just a little to start rooting for another team after all you went through?

[Lebron23]

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/8/3/6/6/2/1/webimg/590205018_o.jpg

The good times. Pre Internet Days.

I started using the internet in 2000. My first website was NBA.com

[Angel Face]

Try searching Michael Jordan flop on google images, it will give you a picture of Lebron flopping.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Try searching Michael Jordan flop on google images, it will give you a picture of Lebron flopping.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Lebron23]

https://web.archive.org/web/20000815214518/http://www.nba.com/score_stat/leaders/ppg.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20000816093859/http://nba.com/news/

It's still available. My first NBA website.

[JohnFreeman]

https://web.archive.org/web/20000815214518/http://www.nba.com/score_stat/leaders/ppg.html

It's still available. My first NBA website.
https://web.archive.org/web/20000815214852/http://www.nba.com/kings/stats.html

Webber 24.5 ppg|10.5 reb|4.6 ast |1.7 blks :cry:

[Lebron23]

https://web.archive.org/web/20000815214852/http://www.nba.com/kings/stats.html

Webber 24.5 ppg|10.5 reb|4.6 ast |1.7 blks :cry:


Prime Webber was a top 5 player in the league.

[rip2]

Lebron flopping isn't a product of the internet and media age. He simply flops more.

[G-Funk]

:facepalm When he was evilmonkey he used to say Lebron was a flashier passer than Magic:oldlol:

[G-Funk]

Kobe get's a broken nose doesn't even flop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGIQsK48U0

[JBrizzy]

MJ flop? maybe sell contact, not act like there is contact when there was none like our balding 2nd best player in the NBA.

Michael Jordan was bald.

[dunksby]

You're so mad I posted that link. It's getting ridiculous. :coleman:

Flinging ad hominem left and right, which is ironic considering....
Funny how you two had so much chemistry during KD's amazing run, both trying to prop up LeBron and downplaying KD's great stretch. You felt threatened as a LeBron fan and him as a Rose/Bulls fan and to an extent MJ fan since he is such a weak ass bitch he can't give credit to anyone other than Jordan.
Now you are getting a taste of his hissy fits which is entertaining considering you two now look like bitter exes. :lol

[stephanieg]

There weren't that many floppers back then in general. Divac, Rodman, Reggie, Laimbeer...not sure who else. Nowadays pretty much all good players flop. I'm sure if Jordan played today he'd be the GOAT flopper.

[Vienceslav]

This is just plain sad.
All around.

[ArbitraryWater]

The saddest part is that Pauk tries to look objective, say that he's changed, etc.
And he comes out with bullshit like this.
Magic/MJ/Kobe havent' really flopped, you can find 1-2 instances where it could look like they somewhat did, not 15-20 blatantly obvious, like in LeBron's case.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWbEFmC8APY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8e_mfs9wA8 (Commentators laughing at bean)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oACs-7IYJCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnTxNk4_tCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUYnBhWCyUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhIl8IuPdeM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10RNUqVWYY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql2Rx0sq0-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCxAmIIYXc

LMFAO THE CLUTCH BRICK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TC6PXEaTz8

Truth about the fake closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wiZIKQooNg

nice clutch bricks/airball/flop compilation, perfect channel for that stuff

check it out

Edit: This one's great too.

Kobe Bryant Shoots an UGLY AIR BALL (3.28.2013)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3oH8FYeUM

"IT WAS WITH THE SHOTCLOCK RUNNING DOWN!!!" LMFAO had the ball with 11 secs remaining

Worse ball stopper than melo lol

"Kobe wanted the foul, because he shot an airball." nicely put

In 6 for 24's word's, the skill to create the shot matters way more than the actual miss!

[SHAQisGOAT]

Pauk's a tool, simple as that. Corny, ignorant-ass fool.

I'd very much like to see those so called flops by MJ and Magic.. It's not like they played in the 60's with little footage available, not even remotely close to that, so yea pauk go ahead and show us those flops.. Know what? You can't because they didn't flop.
Plus, Lebron flops to the absolute fullest every now and then and you mean to tell me those two flopped more than him? With no sort of footage to back it up? Knowing you didn't even watch the NBA back before 2005? Gtfoh.

[AlphaWolf24]

The league suspended the shit out of him for that and acted like it was the worst atrocity against mankind.

Karl Malone did this to a superstar (Isiah Thomas) and caved his entire face in ... leaving him incredibly bloody on the court.

40 stitches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bM-Y4UoiAY


Malone only got a 1 game suspension....But if you watch the video.

Malone actually tried to block Zeke's shot, and caught him with the end of his elbow on Zeke's eye.

Bynum made no attempt to block JJ's shot....he just straight elbowed him in the Ribs. 5 Game suspension.


even though Malone's foul hit Zeke's eye....Bynum's was worse...in the fact he made no attempt at a "basketball play"....just went Dirty!

[chazzy]

This is pretty bad even for pauk

[nathanjizzle]

pauk really doesnt know much about basketball. I remember when he claimed lebron could do a windmill or between the legs dunk from the free throw line. physically impossible.

[rip2]

This is pretty bad even for pauk
I think this is on the same level as his "I'm happy Heat didn't win in 2011 so Wade didn't get FMVP" post.

[CelticBaller]

pauk really doesnt know much about basketball. I remember when he claimed lebron could do a windmill or between the legs dunk from the free throw line. physically impossible.
:oldlol:

[OldSchoolBBall]

http://youtu.be/l7vKVIwfCj4

How is that a flop? He got a shoulder rammed into his chest on the drive and fell backwards.

Jordan never flopped. Period. I've watched several hundred of his games.

[sportjames23]

I think this is on the same level as his "I'm happy Heat didn't win in 2011 so Wade didn't get FMVP" post.


Wait, he said that?

:facepalm

[rip2]

Wait, he said that?

:facepalm
Yeap. Enjoy yourself:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230174

pauk actually editted the op in shame, but no worries, his post has been quoted to death in that thread.

pauk saying he no longer trolls is like lebron saying he doesn't flop.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

LeBron is better at basketball than Jordan. Get mad:roll: :roll: :roll: :facepalm

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Until you provide some proof (90% of Jordan's games are on the internet), you're full of shit and/or trolling.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

are people in 2014 still thinking Jordan was better than LeBron??:wtf: :wtf: :biggums: :facepalm

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Marlo desperately seeking replies. Loser. :oldlol:

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Marlo desperately seeking replies. Loser. :oldlol:
LeBran >MJ doe:applause:

[pauk]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....

[B-hoop]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....

You just went full retard doe :roll:

[moe94]

pauk really doesnt know much about basketball. I remember when he claimed lebron could do a windmill or between the legs dunk from the free throw line. physically impossible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2XFpaoOxo

Your mind blown yet?

[sportjames23]

LeBron is better at basketball than Jordan. Get mad:roll: :roll: :roll: :facepalm


You truly are stupid if you believe that.

[sportjames23]

are people in 2014 still thinking Jordan was better than LeBron??:wtf: :wtf: :biggums: :facepalm


People that have common sense and basketball knowledge, yes.

[sportjames23]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....


I was expecting a dissertation from you, brah. You let me down.

[pegasus]

It's right up there with blaming Wade for 2011 Finals.

[King Jane]

Mj did flop I seen the clips, problem was with his era advance tactics weren't yet evolved so flops we're prob done more as a fluke accident type thing than a real strategy. Just like zones and fronting the post. U might see it once or twice by accident back then but the players weren't really conscious what they was doin til the modern science/computer/advanced-stat era where coaches/gms now study film and repeat those pioneer players accidents/experiments that worked when they write up they plays

[AnaheimLakers24]

kobe > lebran

[Marlo_Stanfield]

kobe > lebran
:roll: :roll: :roll: :facepalm

[oh the horror]

Mj did flop I seen the clips, problem was with his era advance tactics weren't yet evolved so flops we're prob done more as a fluke accident type thing than a real strategy. Just like zones and fronting the post. U might see it once or twice by accident back then but the players weren't really conscious what they was doin til the modern science/computer/advanced-stat era where coaches/gms now study film and repeat those pioneer players accidents/experiments that worked when they write up they plays



So where are the clips you've seen?

[TheMarkMadsen]

If Lebron told Pauk the sky was green, Pauk would then post an essay on how none of the colors we see are truly real, therefore the sky is most likely green.

[SexSymbol]

He actually tries to defend his opinion.
He takes delusional to a whole new level. Ban Pauk for good.

[SamuraiSWISH]

How is that a flop? He got a shoulder rammed into his chest on the drive and fell backwards.

Jordan never flopped. Period. I've watched several hundred of his games.
Truth has spoken.

:applause:

[Replay32]

He really said that. :lol

:facepalm

[Replay32]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....

Damn!!!! This whole post is such a fail. :coleman:

Lebron's flops are hilarious. MJ wasn't a flopper dude. :roll:

[Droid101]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....
Wow. New addition to the essay. Where's Bandito? I don't have all of them saved and I think he did.

http://i.imgur.com/NjrwffZ.jpg

[Le Shaqtus]

8 pages of Bullshit.

LeBron = Flopper.

/Thread

[JUDGE WITNESS]

Wow. New addition to the essay. Where's Bandito? I don't have all of them saved and I think he did.

http://i.imgur.com/NjrwffZ.jpg
:applause: :applause:

[DMV2]

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

You're full of shit. :oldlol:

You were probably just a fetus in 1991. If my old ass didn't see 1st 3-peat Jordan play, I doubt your sorry ass did.

[SHAQisGOAT]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....

:biggums: The amount of ignorance is ridiculous.

Please stop making a fool out of yourself. :facepalm

Oh and btw, just show me those so called flops, footage is more than enough and you say he has lots of them (lmfao), point them out to everyone, go ahead.

[nathanjizzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2XFpaoOxo

Your mind blown yet?

they put a trampoline under the hardwood.

[moe94]

they put a trampoline under the hardwood.

http://goodmenproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Russell-Westbrook.jpg

If only dude did the dunk contest during his athletic peak. :facepalm

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Pauk is more knowledgeable than most these posters who constantly rip him:oldlol:

[AirFederer]

Pauk went full retard.

In before essay(?)

Edit: too late

[Bandito]

He actually tries to defend his opinion.
He takes delusional to a whole new level. Ban Pauk for good.
You can't ban a legend bro:facepalm

[CelticBaller]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....
Pauk, cmon son :facepalm

[NumberSix]

LeBron: flops.

Jordan: gets mad at teammates for having bigger *****




You tell me who won. I see them, they run.

[moe94]

You tell me who won. I see them, they run.

:bowdown:

[sportjames23]

LeBron: flops.

Jordan: gets mad at teammates for having bigger *****




You tell me who won. I see them, they run.


This fakkit talking bout dudes *****.

MJ countin stacks of money.

Now runteldat.

[pauk]

You kids are just ignorant... Anyone born in the 90s or later (like many of you here) isnt going to remember the day they saw “The Shot” in 1989 or the Flu Game in 1997 and most of all they will not remember what he was like on a night-to-night basis...... they will have missed his in this context "chokes", his "flops", his "travels" etc. anything like that and even then they wouldnt have access to a broadband computer to immediately download & GIF that footage as a cynic, you would have missed that he was just as human as anybody else and that anything you see today has been done by him aswell on the court, good or bad... The status of these historic performances is amplified excessively with the Internet, so much so that Michael Jordan is often treated like the untouchable god who was the most perfect human & basketball player they could have ever imagined. You grow up to see only his highlights & his highlight games creating this perfect "GOAT GOD" image of him... anybody who says something else is a moron. Michael Jordan is the greatest player of all time perhaps, but it is also because of the above he is also very overrated.

[Droid101]

[QUOTE=pauk]You kids are just ignorant.... Anyone born in the 90s or later (like many of you here) isnt going to remember the day they saw

[moe94]

Quoted before he edits.
Why would he edit? Nothing he said there is crazy.

[red1]

LeBron: flops.

Jordan: gets mad at teammates for having bigger *****




You tell me who won. I see them, they run.
:roll:

[Asukal]

1st of all, we live in a much more technologic era where you get camera angles & slowmos from every little play and every single game is avaliable live then archived on the net, its rewatchable & avaliable to every single human on this earth 24-7-365 with a single click of a mouse button.

In the 80s/90s, you had only one chance to see it and only on live TV... and only in the US by majority.... and then the game/footage is gone if you didnt record it on VHS.....

Just because nobody was obsessed enough as a hater to GIF/record every single footage of Jordan trying to sell / draw / "flop" a call doesnt mean he never did it........

Fast Forward today and every single travel, flop or just any random occasion EVER accumulated is avaliable on-demand ready to go as GIFs/Videos/"Highlights" from any camera angle....

Fact is, Jordan has played in the NBA for 15 years and since i started watching him live (1991) i have seen very many flops, travels, cheapshots and whatever you could ever imagine.... none of it is highlighted on youtube, none of it is GIFed....

Anybody who doesnt believe Jordan might have accumulated more "flops" than Lebron is just ignorant, its not like Lebron is even a flopper.... the only time he ever "flopped" was in 2011... and ALL of it was highlighted....

Hell, Reggie Miller is my favorite player of all time.... but i cant lie if he produced his career in this era instead he would be known as the biggest flopper in NBA history because he used to do it every single game from game 1 to the very last one of his career.... but right now, even Lebron looks like a bigger flopper....

Come on save your ass pauk and get us those clips of Jordan flopping. He has tons of games in the internet, you should easily find one with a simple google search. :rolleyes:

[FKAri]

Michael Jordan woulda killed his mama to get ahead. We gonna act like he didn't/wouldn't flop if it meant a win because he has respect for the integrity of the game. daaa fukkk outta here.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

Come on save your ass pauk and get us those clips of Jordan flopping. He has tons of games in the internet, you should easily find one with a simple google search. :rolleyes:
pauk prefers anecdotal evidence it seems

:lol

shitty anecdotes

[sportjames23]

Michael Jordan woulda killed his mama to get ahead. We gonna act like he didn't/wouldn't flop if it meant a win because he has respect for the integrity of the game. daaa fukkk outta here.


Find videos then. Plenty 80s/90s Bulls games on YouTube or the rest of the internets.

[moe94]

Find videos then. Plenty 80s/90s Bulls games on YouTube or the rest of the internets.

We gonna act like he didn't flop here? What's with the needless and exaggerated screaming? :facepalm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O93ZjQ10gI8

[rip2]

I thought pauk was preparing for his kobe mega flop thread?? Howd he have time to write this essay?:lol

[hitmanyr2k]

Michael Jordan woulda killed his mama to get ahead. We gonna act like he didn't/wouldn't flop if it meant a win because he has respect for the integrity of the game. daaa fukkk outta here.

You mean like this clip where Jordan got blatantly pushed by Reggie Miller in the final seconds of a highly contested playoff game and fell to the ground trying to draw a cheap whistle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5drIn3aLco
























Oh wait that didn't happen because Jordan didn't ever flop.

[FKAri]

You mean like this clip where Jordan got blatantly pushed by Reggie Miller in the final seconds of a highly contested playoff game and fell to the ground trying to draw a cheap whistle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5drIn3aLco




Oh wait that didn't happen because Jordan didn't ever flop.


It wasn't called as often as it is now. The game's officiated more closely now. They don't let things slide as much and star players are protected, etc. This creates a greater incentive to do it.

Players didn't dive as much in soccer 20 years ago as they do now for the same exact reason.

[CavaliersFTW]

Isn't Pauk also supposed to be creating a vast archive of all Kobe's flops right now too? Now he claims there's a ton of Jordan flops out there that just get 'ignored'!? I've heard everything now, what's next a Bill Russell flopping claim? :oldlol:

[LAZERUSS]

Isn't Pauk also supposed to be creating a vast archive of all Kobe's flops right now too? Now he claims there's a ton of Jordan flops out there that just get 'ignored'!? I've heard everything now, what's next a Bill Russell flopping claim? :oldlol:

I think he did a study of the "pace" of the NBA in the 60's and concluded that it almost always between 140-150.

[Heavincent]

Where are Jordan and Kobe flop gifs pauk?

[Zyzz]

Where are Jordan and Kobe flop gifs pauk?

Pls pauk, we're waiting :(

[sportjames23]

Where are Jordan and Kobe flop gifs pauk?


*crickets*

[rip2]

Alrighty then.... At the risk of looking like a Kobe hater & having every Kobe hater in the world hate me for doing what i am about to do please remember.... the Kobetards asked me to do it, begged for it.... i will do it not to make Kobe look bad, but to make the Kobetards yet again look like what they are.... you guys deserve it, lets be honest....

Ultimate Kobe Flopping GIF collection procedure initiated.... remember, 17 years of flopping is alot footage for you to even comprehend & enough to perhaps even crash ISH.... so stand by, be patient and prepare alot of tissues...


dude gave up?

[Bandito]

When....pauk write...like...this...it means he's so mad...

[Asukal]

Couple of hours later still no sign of pauk. :rolleyes:

[CavaliersFTW]

:lol

[J Shuttlesworth]

The flop video will come at the same time that JR Smith has a productive finals game

[coin24]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol

[CavaliersFTW]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2906986/kg-2000-dunk-contest-reaction-o.gif

[sportjames23]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2906986/kg-2000-dunk-contest-reaction-o.gif

[Smook A.]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol
He's too busy making a mountain of used tissues next to his bed... too far? Nah :oldlol:

[Poochymama]

I watched Jordan's career, and I although I can't remember a time where he flopped, that doesn't mean he didn't. He may have flopped one or two times and I just don't remember them or didn't see them, but he didn't flop 3-4 times a year like the stars today do.

The videos that Moe and Illuminati posted aren't flops, and neither are any of the preview flops that pauk posted, so I still can't honestly say I've seen Jordan flop. But again, that doesn't mean he didn't flop, it just means no ones found video evidence of it yet.

Besides, the only reason he didn't is because he played in the 80s/90s and it wasn't really a normal thing that players did like it is now. Jordan was arguably the most competitive player to ever play. He used dirty tricks all the time to try and gain a competitive edge...things that were against the rules that he knew he could get away with that increased his chance of winning. Flopping helps you win, and Jordan wanting to win more than almost anyone. Jordan would definitely be a flopper if he played today.

[Asukal]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol

:roll: :oldlol: :lol

[RobertdeMeijer]

We all know pauk is ridiculously delusional. MJ never flopped.

MJ also never quit on his team mid way in winnable series as favorites, multiple times. In his prime in the Finals MJ produced beyond his normal averages to carry the load unlike Bron. Who typically plays well below averages.

And of course MJ didn't cowardly ring chase leaving Chicago high and dry. Loyalty. Didn't need seven games to step on someone's throat. Wasn't given disrespectful defensive schemes of letting him shoot either.

:cletus:

[sd3035]

Pauk hasn't been seen since bran exposed himself.. Coincidence?:lol

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kevin-Garnett-Reaction-at-2013-Dunk-Contest.gif