Craziest thing a girl ever done or said to u?

[Dictator]

Go

[KobesFinger]

Carried on riding after I bussed my nut

[nathanjizzle]

when i was in 3rd grade, i wanted a girl to like me so i gave her 2 dollars during recess. once recess was called in and we all lined up in the hallway to enter class, she walked up to me and slapped me in front of everyone and said "you cant buy my love":(

[rufuspaul]

Do I need to bring up the Batman and Robin thing again?

[Levity]

my first highschool love/lust and i were together for about 7 months officially. but that crazy relationship lasted about a year and a half, because you know highschool relationships can go.

anyhow, i was this girls first true love, or so she claimed, as she was mine. this girl was a bit freaky in the head, and after one lustful, sexfilled afternoon at her parents, she told me that if she ever died, she would haunt me beyond the grave. i dont know if that was meant to sound romantic, though i dont know how it could have been, or if it was part of her crazy way of thinking

5 years later, she actually did pass away due to complications with pneumonia. havent seen her ghost, yet

[16X]

Got me charged with domestic assault, but like the great Zimmerman, I got the bish to admit she lied.

Refused to get an abortion.

[Dictator]

my first highschool love/lust and i were together for about 7 months officially. but that crazy relationship lasted about a year and a half, because you know highschool relationships can go.

anyhow, i was this girls first true love, or so she claimed, as she was mine. this girl was a bit freaky in the head, and after one lustful, sexfilled afternoon at her parents, she told me that if she ever died, she would haunt me beyond the grave. i dont know if that was meant to sound romantic, though i dont know how it could have been, or if it was part of her crazy way of thinking

5 years later, she actually did pass away due to complications with pneumonia. havent seen her ghost, yet

damn...

[TylerOO]

Said my dick was too big

[TheSilentKiller]

Do I need to bring up the Batman and Robin thing again?
yes please :roll:

[Meticode]

I thought it was crazy at the time, but my first girlfriend who was in college while I was in high school wanted me to "rape" her or be so aggressive with her it felt like a rape situation. Like she wanted me to be at her place one night when she got home and basically have my way with her and do anything I wanted with her. I found this weird at the time, but now being almost 15 years older I find it many girls/women have this fantasy of being controlled by a man to the point it's borderline rape. Kind of like they're on the fence of doing it, and you make them do whatever they want and they just give in because you're overpowering.

That first girlfriend was a nymphomaniac.

[bdreason]

I had a girl pull my dick out in a crowded theater and start giving me a handjob when I was 15. The movie were were watching was Twister.... I shit you not. Same girl had me jumped by some of her friends maybe a month later after rumor that she gave me a blowjob (which she did) got around campus. I got my ass kicked, but not too bad.


About 3-4 years later, after I had moved back to the Bay Area (about 5 hours from where I went to school with this girl), she tracked me down (I have no idea how). We ended up partying together, and I slept with her. She told me after we banged that she had dreamed about me for years. She disappeared after that and I never saw her again... women are fukcing insane.

[Dictator]

I thought it was crazy at the time, but my first girlfriend who was in college while I was in high school wanted me to "rape" her or be so aggressive with her it felt like a rape situation. Like she wanted me to be at her place one night when she got home and basically have my way with her and do anyway I wanted with her. I found this weird at the time, but now being almost 15 years older I find it many girls/women have this fantasy of being controlled by a man to the point it's borderline rape. Kind of like they're on the fence of doing it, and you make them do whatever they want and they just give in because her so overpowering.

That first girlfriend was a nymphomaniac.

I was 17 when a girl first started telling me to do stuff like this.... I knew girls were like that but its different when she actually tells You to do it.

[Levity]

.. women are fukcing insane.

haha aint that the truth

[B-Low]

Sophomore year of college this girl was my friend on Myspace. Then I added her on Facebook. Not sure how many of you remember, but back when Facebook was only for college students, you would list your dorm/address on there too as kind of a campus directory thing.

Anyway, one day I get my mail and there was an envelope from her. I open it and it's a sketch of me that she did for her art class. So a girl I had never met pulled my address from Facebook and mailed me a big ass drawing that she did of one of my Myspace pictures.

That's probably the weirdest.

[CelticBaller]

my ex told me she wanted me to get a tattoo of her name

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhhhh

[Dresta]

Was in bed with a girl and she said she wasn't going to have sex with me because she'd made a promise to Santa that she wouldn't have sex until after xmas.

I was like :biggums:

[outbreak]

when I was about 12 there were 2 weird girls in my class who had made it clear one had a crush on me and the other liked my best friend. For some reason they used to throw money at us during lunch time at school.

When I was about 15-16 there was a girl at school we used to kind of talk to because she was related to a friend of ours, she must have thought i was interested in her because she got my number from somewhere (I neve gave it to her) and started calling me and telling me about how her parents think I'm her boyfriend, when i asked why she said because she told them I was, then she called up one day and told me she had just driven past my house even though I'd never given her my address.

[JebronLames]

Hanging out with this girl I met at the club, then one of her friends that I just met tells me she needs a big dick. I said I have one, and then f*cked her that night.

[Fresh Kid]

Was in bed with a girl and she said she wasn't going to have sex with me because she'd made a promise to Santa that she wouldn't have sex until after xmas.

I was like :biggums:
TEAM VIOLATED:roll:

[TheReal Kendall]

licked my butthole

[-p.tiddy-]

-I have multiple occasions of GFs trying to fist fight me, back when I was an asshole drinker...had to call the police on one, didn't know what else to do, she was throwing my shit everywhere, breaking things, and I have nice things.

she spent the night in jail


-when I was in HS I had a girl give me a BJ at her home while her mother was in the room with us :/...I let it happen for a while and then told her to stop.


-had a GF give me a BJ in a crowded club we used to frequent, in a booth under the table...that actually happened a few times, guess she liked the thrill of it.


-had a 3some with some hoe me and my GF had just met once...that in itself seems a little nutty to me, and a 3some is a hard thing to accomplish actually, because there was a time when I tried to accomplish a 3some for a while without luck, I found that most girls just are not down for that, you really have to run into a special kind of slut for that....or maybe I was going about things the wrong way, idk.

[ace23]

Was in bed with a girl and she said she wasn't going to have sex with me because she'd made a promise to Santa that she wouldn't have sex until after xmas.

I was like :biggums:
You realized that she played the shit out of you, right?

[CelticBaller]

licked my butthole
tossing the salad? :oldlol:

[-p.tiddy-]

my first highschool love/lust and i were together for about 7 months officially. but that crazy relationship lasted about a year and a half, because you know highschool relationships can go.

anyhow, i was this girls first true love, or so she claimed, as she was mine. this girl was a bit freaky in the head, and after one lustful, sexfilled afternoon at her parents, she told me that if she ever died, she would haunt me beyond the grave. i dont know if that was meant to sound romantic, though i dont know how it could have been, or if it was part of her crazy way of thinking

5 years later, she actually did pass away due to complications with pneumonia. havent seen her ghost, yet
I'm a little scared of ghosts myself, I do believe spirits exist although harmless, this would freak me out a little bit

When I bought my last home I actually went out of my way to make sure no one ever passed in it...I can't live in a place where someone died, nope

[ace23]

-when I was in HS I had a girl give me a BJ at her home while her mother was in the room with us :/...I let it happen for a while and then told her to stop.
So was her mom recording or what?

[Dictator]

-


-when I was in HS I had a girl give me a BJ at her home while her mother was in the room with us :/...I let it happen for a while and then told her to stop.



What was her mom doing? lol

[CelticBaller]

seriously, it's story telling time pt :lol

[-p.tiddy-]

So was her mom recording or what?

What was her mom doing? lol
she was just in the room cleaning things up and me and her daughter were on the coach watching TV, her daughter decided to unzip me and put her head in my lap while her mom was right there...I let it happen for a little while and then pinched the back of her neck to stop because I didn't know what the outcome would be had her mom decided to just look at us.

her family was a bit on the trashy side so it is possible her mom wouldn't have cared...but I just got a bit nervous about the situation

[MrC1991]

After we broke up she crawled in through a window while I was at work, tore up my room, knocked everything over, left 3 letters saying how she hated my guts and wish I would die, threw my xbox 360 out in my yard. Bitch even stole my beer.

[niko]

I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with (I was visiting him in Osaka and he had to work and sent his coworker to show me around). So I meet her and we go eat. She asks me if I want to do anything else or just take her back to the hotel. Jackpot!

Then she starts talking about what a good wife she'll be, and her kids and her last husband leaving her because (I shit u not) she tried to poison his girlfriend. I started to ask how but thought better of it. Then she saw I was really taken aback (scared us a good word) and started crying. I did get to take her home, to her home, still sad, met her kids, and left her with I think her mom. She asked my friend for my email and emailed me for a good two years now and then, once offering to come visit .

[Dresta]

You realized that she played the shit out of you, right?
lol @ you thinking i would give up after that. It didn't take long to get those legs open.

She said all kinds of weird shit. She was a strange girl. I went back to hers 3 times and each time she did something weird. One of the times she invited me round to watch a film. The film: 'The Lovely Bones' (if you haven't seen it, it's about some girl who was raped, killed and hacked to pieces by some creepy lunatic).

[-p.tiddy-]

I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with (I was visiting him in Osaka and he had to work and sent his coworker to show me around). So I meet her and we go eat. She asks me if I want to do anything else or just take her back to the hotel. Jackpot!

Then she starts talking about what a good wife she'll be, and her kids and her last husband leaving her because (I shit u not) she tried to poison his girlfriend. I started to ask how but thought better of it. Then she saw I was really taken aback (scared us a good word) and started crying. I did get to take her home, to her home, still sad, met her kids, and left her with I think her mom. She asked my friend for my email and emailed me for a good two years now and then, once offering to come visit .
:oldlol:

this just reminded me of a couple of similar incidences that happened to me, some girls can bust out all sorts of emotional shit on you really really quickly :oldlol:


:cry: "OMG YOU THINK I'M A WHORE DON'T YOU!!!" :cry:

[Rake2204]

I thought it was crazy at the time, but my first girlfriend who was in college while I was in high school wanted me to "rape" her or be so aggressive with her it felt like a rape situation. Like she wanted me to be at her place one night when she got home and basically have my way with her and do anything I wanted with her. I found this weird at the time, but now being almost 15 years older I find it many girls/women have this fantasy of being controlled by a man to the point it's borderline rape. Kind of like they're on the fence of doing it, and you make them do whatever they want and they just give in because you're overpowering.This you?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

[niko]

:oldlol:

this just reminded me of a couple of similar incidences that happened to me, some girls can bust out all sorts of emotional shit on you really really quickly :oldlol:


:cry: "OMG YOU THINK I'M A WHORE DON'T YOU!!!" :cry:
That was 100 percent what happened. Omg you think I'm crazy! And waterworks.

[ace23]

We were playing soccer in 4th grade on the playground, a girl on my team scored a goal and in celebration I gave her a quick hug.

She stopped dead and looked at me like I raped her.

That definitely had some effect on my life and relationships with women to this day. I don't know why, but it messed me up.
:roll:

[Ai2death]

:oldlol: It's f*cking absurd. I was laughing about it with an old friend last night.

Quietly a small piece dies inside of you though. dem feels bro :cheers:

[CelticBaller]

We were playing soccer in 4th grade on the playground, a girl on my team scored a goal and in celebration I gave her a quick hug.

She stopped dead and looked at me like I raped her.

That definitely had some effect on my life and relationships with women to this day. I don't know why, but it messed me up.
you can hug me bro

just don't rape me

[ihoopallday]

I got shit faced on New Years when I was 17. I woke up with my friends girlfriend of like two years next to me.....in her bed. To this day, I can't recall what happened that night. :(

[Draz]

My ex girlfriend was ridiculously crazy over me. Sucked me in movies, cut herself over me. Overdose, pills, craziest shit I've been through,

[cuad]

this one time a girl walked within 20 feet of me.

[BrooklynZoo]

My ex girlfriend was ridiculously crazy over me. Sucked me in movies, cut herself over me. Overdose, pills, craziest shit I've been through,

My crazy ex did that too. Every time I "broke up" with her, she would threaten to harm herself or walk out in the middle of the night. Then there was the time after I broke up with her that she reached into the closet and pulled out a ****in sword LOL

[Go Getter]

1. My son's babysitter just asked me to pull my pants down so she could suck my dick out of the blue that was pretty crazy.

2. One time when I was rolling up to a club to pick up my gf who was bar tending there this chick just rips her top off and starts going, "woooooooo...I just got new tits do you wanna feel them." You know I felt them shits:oldlol:

3. So one time when I was in college I was dating girl that had two very close friends that lived with her but things didn't work out. The next year I came to school early to set up my apt and I saw one of her roommates at the club looking like her bf left her and ran over her cat on the way outta town. I bought her a cheap rose and told her to cheer up and kept it moving.

The next week her friend [not the one I dated either, smh] tried to run me over with her car at a back alley house party.

[Go Getter]

I was tutoring this gal when I was at OSU and her mom was a really cool lady...she always sent over food with the gal and even offered me a used car if she passed the GED...cool.

Well one day when we are about to get into the books she just pulls her pants down and moons me.

She had a nice ass but she was hit I couldn't even do it.

I'd like to say I have strong morals and wouldn't have hit if she was fine but I ain't gonna lie, lol.

[Go Getter]

Last one:

One time I was chilling at this club my girl worked at and this chick came up to me dancing ALL OFF RYTHM....that's my pet peeve man I can't dance with shitty dance partners, but I was cool about it I told her my girl worked there and I didn't want to make her mad.

Well she got extra aggressive after that for some reason and by this time my boys are on the sides of me laughing they asses off while I get mad. This bitch like licks my face and starts doing all these lame duck motions in my face and as I reach back to muff her [I was pretty faded] they grabbed me and we left.

[LockoutOver11]

shit...... ok first girl I wanted to eat out.. told me to stop when she saw i was going there, that she wasn't into that... then proceed to suck me instead which was like probably my first or second blow job ever.

this might not be that crazy.. but first time i ****ed my girl in the ass she told me not to take it out... that shit was a turn on, destroyed that ass...

****.... this bitch in middle school told me to grab, at that time, her tits which
i thought were nice and "big"... then told on me....

one girl called me up to go to her house to **** her before her boyfriend came over.... i didn't go :/ didn't want him to find out and tell people I was ****ing her... i had other girls and she wasn't the best looking girl, i should've tho would've been a thrill... i ****ed her the next day in my car tho.

[JohnFreeman]

Kept saying she wanted to eat my ass out

[RoseCity07]

Sophomore year of college this girl was my friend on Myspace. Then I added her on Facebook. Not sure how many of you remember, but back when Facebook was only for college students, you would list your dorm/address on there too as kind of a campus directory thing.

Anyway, one day I get my mail and there was an envelope from her. I open it and it's a sketch of me that she did for her art class. So a girl I had never met pulled my address from Facebook and mailed me a big ass drawing that she did of one of my Myspace pictures.

That's probably the weirdest.

How are you even alive? I'm surprised she hasn't murdered you yet, or did you marry her? :oldlol: Fatal attraction yo.

[step_back]

I started dating a girl in college who at parties used to get really drunk and start hitting guys in the face. Literally slapping them in the face for no reason. I had to go over and apologize several times in one night to this one guy she kept slapping. I said she was drunk and gets quite aggressive for some reason. She was yelling at people to come and start a fight with her.

Obviously we only lasted a matter of weeks but it was strange that when she got drunk she almost behaved like a jock on steroids trying to fight people. I lost contact with her and deleted her off facebook when we left college but heard through the grapevine that's she's developed a coke problem.

Dodged a bullet with that headcase.

[nightprowler10]

Very interesting thread.

The craziest one I had was this chick I was seeing on and off (was supposed to be NSA... then I realized later there's no such thing) and she wanted me to choke her. I was obviously very uncomfortable about the whole thing but actually tried doing it. I was so **** scared of doing it that I ended up choking her just lightly, and it was so weak she literally laughed at me :lol

This same chick wanted me to give her one of my hats that I had worn. I mean she talked about spirituality and voodoo and **** but I never took her seriously until she made that request. I didn't comply but I really think she was trying to do black magic or something on me to keep me with her. I moved on from her pretty fast after that and thankfully she seems to have gotten over it a few years later.

Other than that there's been a couple of girls at work who openly whistled at me or talked very sexually about me to others rather openly. It was weird but never that level of weird.

[Dictator]

In the cafeteria there were like 10 girls sitting at a table. I knew one of girls sitting at the table so I sat with them after introducing myself. After about 5 mins of talking, two of girls on the end told me out loud that they wanted to see my ***** tonight.

When I say out loud, I mean every girl at the fckin table heard them. It sounds good but when you're in that situation you feel awkward as shit.

[Draz]

My crazy ex did that too. Every time I "broke up" with her, she would threaten to harm herself or walk out in the middle of the night. Then there was the time after I broke up with her that she reached into the closet and pulled out a sword LOL
I actually still have the pictures and videos somewhere in my email. She would make a video of her cutting her arm and thys. I don't wish anyone to go through that it's terrible because you just feel caged in. She threatened to kill herself with me in the car once. You truly feel caged in because it's such a desperate move used against you.

I need to find those pics and videos I'll definitely post them up. She carved my name in her thys and joked around saying it was a homemade tattoo. I'm definitely going to look into finding them.

[Dictator]

I actually still have the pictures and videos somewhere in my email. She would make a video of her cutting her arm and thys. I don't wish anyone to go through that it's terrible because you just feel caged in. She threatened to kill herself with me in the car once. You truly feel caged in because it's such a desperate move used against you.

I need to find those pics and videos I'll definitely post them up. She carved my name in her thys and joked around saying it was a homemade tattoo. I'm definitely going to look into finding them.

:eek:

[rufuspaul]

Title of this thread needs to be changed to "Bitches Be Crazy"

[nightprowler10]

I actually still have the pictures and videos somewhere in my email. She would make a video of her cutting her arm and thys. I don't wish anyone to go through that it's terrible because you just feel caged in. She threatened to kill herself with me in the car once. You truly feel caged in because it's such a desperate move used against you.

I need to find those pics and videos I'll definitely post them up. She carved my name in her thys and joked around saying it was a homemade tattoo. I'm definitely going to look into finding them.
Holy **** man. I've been lucky in comparison!

[Ratnik]

I love you :facepalm

[TheSilentKiller]

I actually still have the pictures and videos somewhere in my email. She would make a video of her cutting her arm and thys. I don't wish anyone to go through that it's terrible because you just feel caged in. She threatened to kill herself with me in the car once. You truly feel caged in because it's such a desperate move used against you.

I need to find those pics and videos I'll definitely post them up. She carved my name in her thys and joked around saying it was a homemade tattoo. I'm definitely going to look into finding them.
If you post pictures or videos of that you are a low-life asshole.

[ace23]

Then there was the time after I broke up with her that she reached into the closet and pulled out a ****in sword LOL
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[ROCSteady]

-

-when I was in HS I had a girl give me a BJ at her home while her mother was in the room with us :/...I let it happen for a while and then told her to stop.


.

:roll: :roll:

Now that's a down ass chick :lol Were you enjoying it at all or was it just too awkward?

Was her mom like just chillin on her chair, critiquing her steelo and/or technique?

[RighteousMax]

"Don't go too hard or Im gonna bleed like krazy":facepalm

[Proctor]

I was propositioned in the laundry room at school once. 2AM and this girl started by asking me how her ass looks :biggums:

[BRabbiT]

tried to trick me into admitting i owed her $1K.

tape recorder was under a pillow.

she kept looking down at it:facepalm

[Le Shaqtus]

"Don't go too hard or Im gonna bleed like krazy":facepalm

You should take that as a compliment.

[Crown&Coke]

wanted to have my baby. My ex-gf's "best friend"

:biggums:

should of hit and pulled out :facepalm

she is fine

[Proctor]

You should have hit that.
In a perfect world, but she wasn't good looking and she looks like the type to cry rape after. She had a screw loose I think :lol

[BrooklynZoo]

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

I was in her room at the time and she threw something of mine across the room. As I went to pick it up, she locked the door behind me and reached into her closet pulling out a ****ing sword (never knew she even had one). The bitch cocked it back with tears coming down her face lookin like a ****in psycho. I said "stop!" and I guess it was loud enough for her mom to hear as she comes and kung fu kicks a hole through the door :oldlol: My ex then hid the sword and i proceeded to gtfo

[Draz]

If you post pictures or videos of that you are a low-life asshole.
I won't post it, but if I did don't have sympathy over her. I know the initial response to this would of been he's a dick. But, this girl literally threatened to ruin my life after leaving her. Called my mom up saying I got her pregnant and how she miscarriaged it. Pathetic. So many low things this girl has done. :coleman:

[Draz]

Another crazy thing I did.. The same ex girlfriend above made me take her virignity in the woods because she was desperate to lose it. I was like 17 lol. Funny thing is I was embarrassed to admit it and told my girl because I felt like it was hilarious on her part. The best part about it, she thought I was a virgin too but I lost it a few months before lol. She doesn't know up to this day. That's actually the same day she said I got her pregnant from pre *** when I even used a condom. She claimed some dumb shit I can't even recall.

I have story for days.

I banged one girl when she was on her period and made her blow me after. Same girl my girl wants to punch in the face because she's local here.

Um ....

I basically got caught banging my girl when my little sister ran down the stairs she's 7. Ran down so god dam quick. We were making a video lmfao.. And I pushed my girl to run to the bathroom and she literally fell on the floor naked ass naked my sister saw and oh man. Just hell. We played it off. I actually have the video still you can hear us saying "she's coming she's coming move move" omg this video is going to be a classic 20 years from now.

I swear it sounds like I'm trolling but I swear to god I'm not lol. I need to find that video.

The craziest shit happened while having sex during the first few months of this relationship. I never used condoms. I'm a pull out type of guy. I finally used it because I wanted to see what it was like to nut in a girl, but with protection (I actually had my first nut in a condom a week ago) and my girls room is at the front of the house.

Were home alone. We hear the gate knock. My girl jumps off to see if it's her parents. It was the mail lady. I look down and the condom broke. That was the same day I was going to attempt nutting in a condom. Thank God for that mail lady or whoever that was. I was pretty close to finishing too.

I still think about that often, I brought it to her attention a few days ago.

[niko]

I mentioned the topic to my wife and she reminded me of something I think I deliberately forgot because of how pissed it made her, her friend asked if she could borrow me to make a cute baby, because our daughter was cute and she wanted a kid. Off hand comment, haha joking...but she wasn't joking and mentioned it another time and tried to say how it's ok, and giving details how we could get it done and how nice it would be, etc. :facepalm

[niko]

Another crazy thing I did.. The same ex girlfriend above made me take her virignity in the woods because she was desperate to lose it. I was like 17 lol. Funny thing is I was embarrassed to admit it and told my girl because I felt like it was hilarious on her part. The best part about it, she thought I was a virgin too but I lost it a few months before lol. She doesn't know up to this day. That's actually the same day she said I got her pregnant from pre *** when I even used a condom. She claimed some dumb shit I can't even recall.

I have story for days.

I banged one girl when she was on her period and made her blow me after. Same girl my girl wants to punch in the face because she's local here.

Um ....

I basically got caught banging my girl when my little sister ran down the stairs she's 7. Ran down so god dam quick. We were making a video lmfao.. And I pushed my girl to run to the bathroom and she literally fell on the floor naked ass naked my sister saw and oh man. Just hell. We played it off. I actually have the video still you can hear us saying "she's coming she's coming move move" omg this video is going to be a classic 20 years from now.

I swear it sounds like I'm trolling but I swear to god I'm not lol. I need to find that video.

The craziest shit happened while having sex during the first few months of this relationship. I never used condoms. I'm a pull out type of guy. I finally used it because I wanted to see what it was like to nut in a girl, but with protection (I actually had my first nut in a condom a week ago) and my girls room is at the front of the house.

Were home alone. We hear the gate knock. My girl jumps off to see if it's her parents. It was the mail lady. I look down and the condom broke. That was the same day I was going to attempt nutting in a condom. Thank God for that mail lady or whoever that was. I was pretty close to finishing too.

I still think about that often, I brought it to her attention a few days ago.
You date crazy chicks and you don't like using condoms. Good luck with that.

[RighteousMax]

You should take that as a compliment.
Yea but it still made me frown man, I was high and drunk, didnt wanna hear nuttin about no bleeding cuz a gurl was on her P:(

[Draz]

You date crazy chicks and you don't like using condoms. Good luck with that.
LOL no Niko!! Haha my crazy ex I always always always used one on her yet she had the nerves to say she lost my baby. Df? Lol

[ace23]

I was in her room at the time and she threw something of mine across the room. As I went to pick it up, she locked the door behind me and reached into her closet pulling out a ****ing sword (never knew she even had one). The bitch cocked it back with tears coming down her face lookin like a ****in psycho. I said "stop!" and I guess it was loud enough for her mom to hear as she comes and kung fu kicks a hole through the door :oldlol: My ex then hid the sword and i proceeded to gtfo
The ****??? :roll:

[Crown&Coke]

I guess it is true after all, bitches love swords

[Done_And_Done]

I recently had a girl try to prop a finger in the pooter while she was giving me brains. I put an end to that in a hurry.

Instinctively caught her arm like a blind folded Van Damme in Bloodsport.

[ROCSteady]

I was in her room at the time and she threw something of mine across the room. As I went to pick it up, she locked the door behind me and reached into her closet pulling out a ****ing sword (never knew she even had one). The bitch cocked it back with tears coming down her face lookin like a ****in psycho. I said "stop!" and I guess it was loud enough for her mom to hear as she comes and kung fu kicks a hole through the door :oldlol: My ex then hid the sword and i proceeded to gtfo

:roll: :roll:

I'm no good. It's wild enough to have your girl go crazy and get in attack stance with a sword you were previously ignorant of.....


.....but then her Mom comes thru and Mulans the shit outta the door and breaks it? :oldlol:

Great story. Thanks.

[Dictator]

Has your girl ever push your head? Like dome check you? These girls want you to catch a charge.

[D-FENS]

when i was in 3rd grade, i wanted a girl to like me so i gave her 2 dollars during recess. once recess was called in and we all lined up in the hallway to enter class, she walked up to me and slapped me in front of everyone and said "you cant buy my love":(

:roll:

Similar story here. When I was 9, I paid (a cream donut) the kid everyone hated (nickname: Fish face) to harass my "girlfriend" because I thought she liked another kid. The plan was for Fish face to shove her around and such, then for me to swoop in and knock the guy out (kayfabe). Shit must have looked so fake, this little 9 year old girl saw through it and gave me back my valentine's teddy bear the next day at school. :cry:

[D-FENS]

I recently had a girl try to prop a finger in the pooter while she was giving me brains. I put an end to that in a hurry.

Instinctively caught her arm like a blind folded Van Damme in Bloodsport.

That's next level. Next time, relax and roll with it. You'll discover what we already all know. You a gay ass mother ****er

[ace23]

Has your girl ever push your head? Like dome check you? These girls want you to catch a charge.
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