Not much of a poet, and I know it.

[Josh]

What a beautiful day for thou it's almost night
Airplanes fly ducks or is that a riddle hidden beneath my sweater?

18 wheels roll on a highway of conditional love
It ran over my purple fanny pack, I was livid to say the least
It had dope, coke needles and pictures of my folks

I miss them so much I blow a kiss into the wind
Then a truck driver picks me up and I blow him for ten

We stopped at a cafe on the side of the road
We chatted about the Illuminati, amusement parks and Battletoads

When we arrived in Utah I slit his throat with a knife
I didn't give a ****, that could be said to suffice

The wheels eventually came to a smooth gentle stop
I just sat there for a minute, reflecting and whatnot

Lit some pot hopped out and started walking towards West
Probably won't be another vehicle for miles and you know the desert it's a test

One hour passed, two hours, then three - and not a single soul in sight
So I sat under a tree decided to call it a night

It must have been Christmas ' cause I swear Santa done came!
There I was happy as can be with a needle in my vein

I looked up and there he was was a shotty in my face
He said "Josh you've been a bad boy now it's time you leave this place, bitch"

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/LegendofJosh1/Untitled_zpsa524dce4.jpg (http://s240.photobucket.com/user/LegendofJosh1/media/Untitled_zpsa524dce4.jpg.html)

[Budadiiii]

Drugs and too much free time = Josh.

You need to go outside.

[TheMarkMadsen]

rhyming Knife with Suffice :no: Slim Shady has made that rhyme cliche'

was entertaining though, is it your own original writing?

[Josh]

Drugs and too much free time = Josh.

You need to go outside.

Then you do something to entertain me. You make up some moronic poem and include a silly .paint picture. I assure you I'd be entertained at least a little bit. Shit, you might as well, you don't have shit else going on. All you'll be doing is running around posting bullshit - why not do this instead. It's the same shit, just different urinal.

[Josh]

At least that tree is nice. That's a bad ass tree.

:applause:

[Budadiiii]

Then you do something to entertain me. You make up some moronic poem and include a silly .paint picture. I assure you I'd be entertained at least a little bit. Shit, you might as well, you don't have shit else going on. All you'll be doing is running around posting bullshit - why not do this instead. It's the same shit, just different urinal.
I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

http://www.0bat.com/0743/466463_1.jpg

[Raymone]

I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

http://www.0bat.com/0743/466463_1.jpg

Why did you just post a pic from a porn scene?

[chosen_one6]

I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it cuz you never know when it all could be over tomorrow.

Seize the moment Josh.

http://www.0bat.com/0743/466463_1.jpg

Damn this n*gga just hit you with a Carpe Diem.

Straight ether.

[Budadiiii]

Why did you just post a pic from a porn scene?
Watch the vid. Josh is the dude. :oldlol:

I was watching this shit and spazzed out when I saw him. Josh is a ****ing pornstar. :lol

[ROCSteady]

Josh is irreplaceable to the OTC.

Reminds me of that quote from Hook...

"After all, What would the world be like...without Captain Hook."

[Done_And_Done]

But that tree though...

[CelticBaller]

Josh is irreplaceable to the OTC.

Reminds me of that quote from Hook...

"After all, What would the world be like...without Captain Hook."
True, he's a trainwreck and trainwrecks are entertaining

[Josh]

True, he's a trainwreck and trainwrecks are entertaining

You follow me around like a little doggie and always have something negative to say. Life is too short to be so bitter all the time.

[ace23]

0/10

[Josh]

0/10

Come on man. That tree alone is a damn 5.

[Done_And_Done]

Come on man. That tree alone is a damn 5.

That's a damn lowball Joshua and you know it. Quit selling yourself short to garner approval. That tree is alive.