Best basketball jokes you've ever heard

[SexSymbol]

My favorite would be Jamie Foxx at the 04 ESPY's:

"How many Lakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One more than the Lakers need" and follows it up with "Shut up, you lost" and "what else you gonna get? Jesus?"

[moe94]

Overbearing Jermey Lin Dad

Lin: Dad, I got into the NBA

Dad: Why not NBA+?

[Trentknicks]

Dwight's post game.

[Beatlezz]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg

[GOATbe]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:roll: :roll::roll: :applause:

[Milbuck]

Overbearing Jermey Lin Dad

Lin: Dad, I got into the NBA

Dad: Why not NBA+?
:yaohappy:

:applause:

[dr.hee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLVgmL3237Q

I don't like Devin Stern, but that deadpan delivery...keeping a straight face even though he's disgusted with the material his writers came up with.

Great follow up at 1:10 :lol

[Rik Smits' Hair]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gBOoWjU3wDI/UFdS9Y-9_wI/AAAAAAAADCQ/q-psML1GNqU/s1600/slow-clap-gif.gif

[AnaheimLakers24]

barkley
why does bynum wear number 17?
because he'll only be half of what shaq was

[no pun intended]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283922

[NumberSix]

What does Carmelo have more of tonight? Shots or McNuggets?

[Dictator]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg

:lol

[D-FENS]

These are all terrible. The Lin one was the closest I got to a smirk.

Q: Why did Lebron head down South?
A: Because his mother went West!

[BlazerRed]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:applause:

[Foster5k]

Reporter: Why did you shoot so many threes?

Antoine Walker: Because there are no fours.

[JohnFreeman]

Felton is a starting PG in this league

[Styles p]

womens basketball

[JimmyMcAdocious]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg

Great. :lol

[gin17]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:applause:

[riseagainst]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg

:roll:

[The-Legend-24]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:oldlol:

[russwest0]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[SyRyanYang]

Reporter: Why did you shoot so many threes?

Antoine Walker: Because there are no fours.

This gotta be one of the best.

[lakers1978]

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball
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Juan on Juan