View Full Version : Best basketball jokes you've ever heard
SexSymbol
02-08-2014, 07:50 PM
My favorite would be Jamie Foxx at the 04 ESPY's:
"How many Lakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One more than the Lakers need" and follows it up with "Shut up, you lost" and "what else you gonna get? Jesus?"
moe94
02-08-2014, 07:54 PM
Overbearing Jermey Lin Dad
Lin: Dad, I got into the NBA
Dad: Why not NBA+?
Trentknicks
02-08-2014, 07:55 PM
Dwight's post game.
Beatlezz
02-08-2014, 07:55 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
GOATbe
02-08-2014, 07:56 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:roll: :roll::roll: :applause:
Milbuck
02-08-2014, 07:57 PM
Overbearing Jermey Lin Dad
Lin: Dad, I got into the NBA
Dad: Why not NBA+?
:yaohappy:
:applause:
dr.hee
02-08-2014, 07:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLVgmL3237Q
I don't like Devin Stern, but that deadpan delivery...keeping a straight face even though he's disgusted with the material his writers came up with.
Great follow up at 1:10 :lol
Rik Smits' Hair
02-08-2014, 07:59 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gBOoWjU3wDI/UFdS9Y-9_wI/AAAAAAAADCQ/q-psML1GNqU/s1600/slow-clap-gif.gif
AnaheimLakers24
02-08-2014, 08:03 PM
barkley
why does bynum wear number 17?
because he'll only be half of what shaq was
no pun intended
02-08-2014, 08:08 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283922
NumberSix
02-08-2014, 08:55 PM
What does Carmelo have more of tonight? Shots or McNuggets?
Dictator
02-08-2014, 08:59 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:lol
D-FENS
02-08-2014, 09:02 PM
These are all terrible. The Lin one was the closest I got to a smirk.
Q: Why did Lebron head down South?
A: Because his mother went West!
BlazerRed
02-08-2014, 09:05 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:applause:
Foster5k
02-08-2014, 09:08 PM
Reporter: Why did you shoot so many threes?
Antoine Walker: Because there are no fours.
JohnFreeman
02-08-2014, 09:26 PM
Felton is a starting PG in this league
Styles p
02-09-2014, 12:29 AM
womens basketball
JimmyMcAdocious
02-09-2014, 12:30 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
Great. :lol
gin17
02-09-2014, 12:46 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:applause:
riseagainst
02-09-2014, 02:10 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:roll:
The-Legend-24
02-09-2014, 02:11 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:oldlol:
russwest0
02-09-2014, 02:12 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Others%20Masterpiece/0%20queen%20lebron%20james/Phong1.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
SyRyanYang
02-09-2014, 03:56 AM
Reporter: Why did you shoot so many threes?
Antoine Walker: Because there are no fours.
This gotta be one of the best.
lakers1978
02-09-2014, 03:56 AM
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball
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Juan on Juan
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