Why it is hard for me to get a girl ..

[IamRAMBO24]

1. I'm too smart.

Let's be real, girls like jerks and dumb guys. They don't want to talk about deep philosophical sh*t on a first dat, they just want to get to know you to determine if they will f*ck you or not. I hate small talk and comes with a blessed gifted mind. My mind is focused on world issues while she's focused on my d*ck, so when I open my mouth I just sound like a f*ckin nerd which deviates her attention away from my balls and towards my brain, and of course, since she doesn't have a clue, she's just nodding her head like a lost chimp trying to find an excuse to get away from me. Then of course, she would suggest a movie so I would stfu until the date is over.

2. I'm too good looking.

Despite what you guys think, having a great, pristine face molded by the hands of God himself is overrated. A lot of girls don't think they are good enough for me, so they just want to f*ck me, use me, and leave me for the slut I am. When an ugly guy f*cks a girl, he knows she's forreals because that means she has to forgo her entire self respect to spread her legs for his personality, but when a good looking guy like me beds a girl, she sees me as a piece of a*s with no personality whatsoever. This sucks on so many levels: I want to be loved for me and only me, hence why I f*ck fat girls because I can relate to their feelings of want and need.

3. I lack empathy.

I don't give a sh*t about a lot of things and this has nothing to do with me being an evil guy, I just don't give a sh*t. When I start having feelings, I always have this urge to punch something. I'm trying to change this and it starts with ISH, like I would send random messages to people I hate on valentines day and give them random hugs with a cute picture of a heart, but they all just called me a fagggot and block me. And then people don't understand why I am so pissed off when I'm on ISH; it's like you try to be empathetic but people just shut you down like that.

It sucks being me. So what are your problems?

[ForeverHeat]

This was surprisingly deep. Especially the part where people call you a fa***t for trying to share the love. It tugged at my heart strings man. :cry:

[IamRAMBO24]

This was surprisingly deep. Especially the part where people call you a fa***t for trying to share the love. It tugged at my heart strings man. :cry:

I know right.

[niko]

You kind of ruined any chance of having us believe this when you told us you did internet dating, a disgusting fat smelly girl came to see you and instead of sending her home you were trying to **** her. :lol

[dr.hee]

So what are your problems?

Had to take my external HD out of it's case today because the usb port is messed up. Still working, but annoying. Also, the frets on my guitar are worn down as hell. Want to buy a new one, but need the cash for other stuff.

The worst thing...I'm out of shredded cheese, so pasta was no fun today :cry:

[IamRAMBO24]

You kind of ruined any chance of having us believe this when you told us you did internet dating, a disgusting fat smelly girl came to see you and instead of sending her home you were trying to **** her. :lol

What's wrong with having absolutely no standards?

[ForeverHeat]

You kind of ruined any chance of having us believe this when you told us you did internet dating, a disgusting fat smelly girl came to see you and instead of sending her home you were trying to **** her. :lol

Bro you should pay attention before you add negativity. The guy is already depressed enough and you are just adding to it unnecessarily. He already explained that:


This sucks on so many levels: I want to be loved for me and only me, hence why I f*ck fat girls because I can relate to their feelings of want and need.

[Milbuck]

Didn't read. But I'm guessing it's something about your wang. Maybe it's just unbearably smelly? Be diligent about washing it man, there is no such thing as too clean. Don't let it get messy either.

[Dictator]

2. I'm too good looking.

Despite what you guys think, having a great, pristine face molded by the hands of God himself is overrated. A lot of girls don't think they are good enough for me, so they just want to f*ck me, use me, and leave me for the slut I am.



If true then it's absolutely no reason why you can't get a girl.

[IamRAMBO24]

Bro you should pay attention before you add negativity. The guy is already depressed enough and you are just adding to it unnecessarily. He already explained that:

You understand me better than my mother. *Tears*

[ForeverHeat]

You understand me better than my mother. *Tears*

Don't cry bro, it'll get easier with time. If you ever need to talk Im here for ya bro :) :rockon:

[alenleomessi]

those things dont mean much if you dont leave your basement

[dr.hee]

those things dont mean much if you dont leave your basement

That's probably not up to him to decide.

[Le Shaqtus]

OP is just misunderstood.

And a fakkit

[Raymone]

Did you tell them you "believe in UFOs" and hate science and act like an autist on a basketball forum? That should work.

[ace23]

:roll:

Good stuff, OP.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

because its easier for you to get men
fgt

[JohnFreeman]

Did you tell them you "believe in UFOs" and hate science and act like an autist on a basketball forum? That should work.
:oldlol:

[PullupJay]

Op is an enigma

[Jackass18]

The answer lies herein: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xypH2FqOFY

[MadeFromDust]

OP must be ghey sending love messages n shiite :rolleyes:

[KingBeasley08]

Damn dude. I always thought you were delusional but you ended up just being another troll :cry:

[knickballer]

OP may be trolling but I'll chip in

If you think you are too smart for them just stoop to their level. If she's only interested about drama, celebritiy gossip, etc, then pretty much act like her. A great philosopher(forgot his name) said this. To act like the people you with to have a better time. Let's be real no chick wants to hear about how Kantian philosophy > science

[Bandito]

OP may be trolling but I'll chip in

If you think you are too smart for them just stoop to their level. If she's only interested about drama, celebritiy gossip, etc, then pretty much act like her. A great philosopher(forgot his name) said this. To act like the people you with to have a better time. Let's be real no chick wants to hear about how Kantian philosophy > science
I was just to post this. Just stoop to their level and get the pussai and then get out. Women are just pieces of v4gina anyways.

[ImKobe]

OP probably lacks personality, is too self conscious and out of shape.

[Combat Wombat]

1. I'm too smart.

Let's be real, girls like jerks and dumb guys. They don't want to talk about deep philosophical sh*t on a first dat, they just want to get to know you to determine if they will f*ck you or not. I hate small talk and comes with a blessed gifted mind. My mind is focused on world issues while she's focused on my d*ck, so when I open my mouth I just sound like a f*ckin nerd which deviates her attention away from my balls and towards my brain, and of course, since she doesn't have a clue, she's just nodding her head like a lost chimp trying to find an excuse to get away from me. Then of course, she would suggest a movie so I would stfu until the date is over.

2. I'm too good looking.

Despite what you guys think, having a great, pristine face molded by the hands of God himself is overrated. A lot of girls don't think they are good enough for me, so they just want to f*ck me, use me, and leave me for the slut I am. When an ugly guy f*cks a girl, he knows she's forreals because that means she has to forgo her entire self respect to spread her legs for his personality, but when a good looking guy like me beds a girl, she sees me as a piece of a*s with no personality whatsoever. This sucks on so many levels: I want to be loved for me and only me, hence why I f*ck fat girls because I can relate to their feelings of want and need.

3. I lack empathy.

I don't give a sh*t about a lot of things and this has nothing to do with me being an evil guy, I just don't give a sh*t. When I start having feelings, I always have this urge to punch something. I'm trying to change this and it starts with ISH, like I would send random messages to people I hate on valentines day and give them random hugs with a cute picture of a heart, but they all just called me a fagggot and block me. And then people don't understand why I am so pissed off when I'm on ISH; it's like you try to be empathetic but people just shut you down like that.

It sucks being me. So what are your problems?

So you being bit of a beta bitch plays no part in it?

[riseagainst]

OP. You crack me up.

[mr.big35]

sigh another one of rambos nonesense. tell her that you have been abducted aliens

[oarabbus]

Did you tell them you "believe in UFOs" and hate science and act like an autist on a basketball forum? That should work.


:roll: