Askmens' Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2014

[Vragrant]

askmen.com released their latest list for this year as voted on.

http://ca.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/

Scarlett Johanssen at number 16?:biggums:

[QUIZZLE]

Well so far I've seen Miley Cyrus on the list and Selena Gomez IN FRONT of Katy Perry. I'll just stop while I'm ahead.

..Had to keep going...


Amy Poehler 23? I could go to the dollar store five minutes down the road and find someone in there more attractive than her.

[ace23]

22,37,41 Lol.

Never even heard of #1 or most of the chicks on this list.

Kim K should have been top 5 on that list.

[cos88]

embarassing list, just awful.


amy peohler and lupita something at 23 and 22 over sofia vergara at 40 :roll: jennifer anniston even at her age is more beautiful, desirable and has a better body that 75% of this hoes and doesn't make the list :roll: lol at 99 also the girl from modern family how looks like 14 :roll: :roll: :roll:

[East_Stone_Ya]

:biggums:

who the **** made that list?

[SuperPippen]

Most of the list was absolutely horrible, and contained some particularly unflattering photos to boot.

The top 8 or so, however, were well chosen.

[D-FENS]

22,37,41 Lol.

Never even heard of #1 or most of the chicks on this list.

Kim K should have been top 5 on that list.

**** outta here. Her sister is better looking
https://www.google.ca/search?q=kourtney+kardashian&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enCA564CA564&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=fXsCU8HUI6acyQHwwYCQDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=799#q=kourtney+kardashian+bikini&safe=off&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

[D-FENS]

embarassing list, just awful.


amy peohler and lupita something at 23 and 22 over sofia vergara at 40 :roll: jennifer anniston even at her age is more beautiful, desirable and has a better body that 75% of this hoes and doesn't make the list :roll: lol at 99 also the girl from modern family how looks like 14 :roll: :roll: :roll:

And that 14 year old has some sort of sickness that makes her look retarded too I think

[rufuspaul]

Emilia Clarke :applause:



:bowdown:

[D-FENS]

:bowdown:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77ycrcSkp1rxdzibo4_250.gif
Ru: "Dat dental work doe!"

[TylerOO]

trash list. Mila way too low. She's number 1

[KobesFinger]

That list put me on to Shailene Woodley, I think she's really pretty. I think Jessica Lowndes should've made the list. Average face but I like her body

[Gabi]

Shailene Woodley only at 96? :facepalm

[rufuspaul]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77ycrcSkp1rxdzibo4_250.gif
Ru: "Dat dental work doe!"


Dental work? Those are natural teeth.

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-list-of-things-i-would-do-to-or-with.html

[alenleomessi]

most of the top 10 except maybe kate moss and kerry washington are bangin

never heard of number one though.. she got any nudes?

[Derka]

In what f*cked up universe is Kate Moss more desirable than the Modern Family lady who screws Al Bundy?

[Gabi]

weird list but the top 5 was pretty spot on. i would have brie at number 2 though

She is at number 2.:biggums: Not that she deserves it. She has a ugly mug.

Jennifer Lawrence should be number 1..

[miller-time]

Never even heard of #1 or most of the chicks on this list.

Have you been living under a rock? Explore:

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=emilia+clarke&client=firefox-a&hs=QFI&rls=org.*******:en-US:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1dECU8-lI8aKlAWc1oC4Dw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=949

[miller-time]

Jennifer Lawrence should be number 1..

She is only popular because nerds think they have a chance with her. Top 5 is way overrated. I'd put her in 75-50 range.

[D-FENS]

Dental work? Those are natural teeth.

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-list-of-things-i-would-do-to-or-with.html

No way, they look like veneers.

[CelticBaller]

Dental work? Those are natural teeth.

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-list-of-things-i-would-do-to-or-with.html

3. Tongue her asshole daily.

:applause:

[Gabi]

She is only popular because nerds think they have a chance with her. Top 5 is way overrated. I'd put her in 75-50 range.

What stupid nerd thinks he can get her?

[BRabbiT]

"desirable" women.

not sexiest or hottest. clearly.

probably has more to do with the highest internet popularity score (http://webscore.online-domain-tools.com/).

[Done_And_Done]

Number 13 (Cara whatever her last name is) was not complimentary of my favorite number.

Straight bust...

[16X]

trash list. Mila way too low. She's number 1
I agree. Miley should have been number 1.

[Patrick Chewing]

Never even heard of #1

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/downvotes_GoT_dragon.gif

[HardwoodLegend]

I don't get the Lolo Jones hype. Not only from a physical standpoint, but some of her interviews have been extremely off-putting as well.

Nice to see Kat Dennings get the well-deserved love with a Top 15 spot.

[TylerOO]

I don't get the Lolo Jones hype. Not only from a physical standpoint, but some of her interviews have been extremely off-putting as well.

Nice to see Kat Dennings get the well-deserved love with a Top 15 spot.

For real. Lolo Jones aint on my top 1000

[Jackass18]

Chelsea Peretti at 37? The ****? She's the least desirable female on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. All I can say is list sucks.

[Milbuck]

Am I the only one who thinks Jessica Chastain is really, really attractive? Like top 10 attractive?

[JohnFreeman]

Emma Watson at 5, yes! She is 1 to me though

[JohnFreeman]

Am I the only one who thinks Jessica Chastain is really, really attractive? Like top 10 attractive?
I wouldn't say top 10, but she is hot. I remember her in Lawless with her titties out

[Sarcastic]

Emily Rata is #1 by a country mile

[Lakers Legend#32]

LoLo Jones over Scar Lo? :facepalm

[Lakers Legend#32]

Kat Dennings boobs should be on the list but not her.

[Lebowsky]

Allison Brie #2?

bitch plain as fvk

Emily R obvious number 1
This man knows what's up.

[chosen_one6]

Emilia Clarke #1? At least they got something right.

Emilia is so f***ing hot. She goes full on nude in the first episode of Game of Thrones. She's got a nice ass. I'd smash the shit out of her for eternity.

[JohnFreeman]

Emilia Clarke #1? At least they got something right.

Emilia is so f***ing hot. She goes full on nude in the first episode of Game of Thrones. She's got a nice ass. I'd smash the shit out of her for eternity.
She isn't ALL THAT though. I don't agree she should be number one. Would smash Amy Adams before her

[chosen_one6]

She isn't ALL THAT though. I don't agree she should be number one. Would smash Amy Adams before her

It's something about her though...I think it's the character she plays on the show. She's got this fire about her, like she knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. And then how at first she was getting raped by Khal Drago but then she started trying to learn how to please him and make it better. I like that shit. I know it's a show but...it makes the fantasy a good one. Because let's be real, you know none of us is gonna fcuk any of the chicks on that list unless we had mad money and connections.

[JohnFreeman]

It's something about her though...I think it's the character she plays on the show. She's got this fire about her, like she knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. And then how at first she was getting raped by Khal Drago but then she started trying to learn how to please him and make it better. I like that shit. I know it's a show but...it makes the fantasy a good one. Because let's be real, you know none of us is gonna fcuk any of the chicks on that list unless we had mad money and connections.
I think what men love, is a woman who will get naked on camera and shit. I think she is hot but 1? Come no cuh. She is the girl we know would be naughty

[JohnFreeman]

Jennifer Lawrence getting overrated. She just looks like an average girl to be honest..

[D-FENS]

Allison Brie #2?

bitch plain as fvk

Emily R obvious number 1

It's all about her body. I want to see those boobs so bad
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a21fcef33e17e98633f4256101f9f62a/tumblr_mls6r6Bfh01r7hg5yo1_500.jpg

[alenleomessi]

desirable doesnt have to mean the hottest.. even if lawrence and brie are average looking to you ( you are a *** ) average women can still be very desirable.. those two are very desirable in their shows/movies..

http://blog.ctnews.com/meyers/files/2014/01/lawrence.jpg
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Alison-Brie.jpg

[rufuspaul]

No way, they look like veneers.


:oldlol: I guess you would know better than me.

[D-FENS]

:oldlol: I guess you would know better than me.

Well I've only been a dentist specializing in periodontics and cosmetic dentistry for the last 25 years in California. Ru, I understand you practice in little ol' North Carolina, that's great and all, but I'd rather trust my own expertise here.

[Just2McFly]

fvck this list... the only good thing was kerry washington in the top ten

[eriX]

chick at 43 oona chaplin is charlie chaplin's grand daughter :biggums:

she was banging in game of thrones

Im going through the list and it seems like half the women on game of thrones made it in that list :applause:

[rufuspaul]

Well I've only been a dentist specializing in periodontics and cosmetic dentistry for the last 25 years in California. Ru, I understand you practice in little ol' North Carolina, that's great and all, but I'd rather trust my own expertise here.


:rolleyes: And you post in ebonics on a basketball forum? You need to be more specific about why you think those are veneers. Some better pics would help too.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/emeliaclarkteeth_zps1c36d530.jpg

Here you see fairly decent tooth size proportions, but with natural imperfections (diasthemas, etc.) not typically seen with veneers. Also the centrals have a rather "masculine" squared look while the laterals are more rounded or "feminine". Typically a lab will produce more uniformity. Also you can see #11 is at least 2 shades darker than #9, which is typical of natural dentition, not so with most veneers.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/Emilia-Clarketeeth2_zpsb5e1fcb1.jpg

Here even with harsh lighting there is little uniformity in style or shade, not typical of indirect restorations. If these are veneers they are very natural indeed, making Emelia just that more sexy imo.

btw, I have know doubt you are a dentist because you are a pompous ass.

[Just2McFly]

never dentists beefing before in my life but still rufus came hard... put that other guy to sleep

rufus had the rag on his mouth like
http://www.demokrazy.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/1024px-Morton_Ether_1846-90.jpg

[D-FENS]

:rolleyes: And you post in ebonics on a basketball forum? You need to be more specific about why you think those are veneers. Some better pics would help too.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/emeliaclarkteeth_zps1c36d530.jpg

Here you see fairly decent tooth size proportions, but with natural imperfections (diasthemas, etc.) not typically seen with veneers. Also the centrals have a rather "masculine" squared look while the laterals are more rounded or "feminine". Typically a lab will produce more uniformity. Also you can see #11 is at least 2 shades darker than #9, which is typical of natural dentition, not so with most veneers.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/Emilia-Clarketeeth2_zpsb5e1fcb1.jpg

Here even with harsh lighting there is little uniformity in style or shade, not typical of indirect restorations. If these are veneers they are very natural indeed, making Emelia just that more sexy imo.

btw, I have know doubt you are a dentist because you are a pompous ass.


Haha, I never said they were all veneers. The lighter are veneers for sure.
PS, you know me

[rufuspaul]

Haha, I never said they were all veneers. The lighter are veneers for sure.
PS, you know me


:wtf: Anyway I still don't buy it. Zoom in on 8 and 9 and you see the incisal wear.


Join date of 2013, location Toronto, claims to be a 50+ y/o dentist in Cali. Hmmmmmmm…..

[KobesFinger]

Well I've only been a dentist specializing in periodontics and cosmetic dentistry for the last 25 years in California. Ru, I understand you practice in little ol' North Carolina, that's great and all, but I'd rather trust my own expertise here.

Dentist AND Olympian?

[D-FENS]

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]:wtf: Anyway I still don't buy it. Zoom in on 8 and 9 and you see the incisal wear.


[COLOR="White"]Join date of 2013, location Toronto, claims to be a 50+ y/o dentist in Cali. Hmmmmmmm

[Akrazotile]

Top 5 minus brie is like the desirable women mount rushmore right now


bill russell is pissed you left him off the mount rushmore of desirable women right now. dude won championships in high school and college and in the pros too.

[HardwoodLegend]

Top 5 minus brie is like the desirable women mount rushmore right now

I have a hard time calling Emma Watson a woman even though she's 23. Still very childlike. Alison Brie is far sexier with her supple body.

[16X]

Top 5 minus brie is like the desirable women mount rushmore right now
Nope. Who's ever heard of "Askmen" anyways? I haven't. Maxim's list is the real and official list, so Miley Cyrus is still officially number 1 and still holds the crown for hottest woman in the world.

[ItsMillerTime]

Glad to see Emilia Clarke getting some love. Natural ****in beauty at its best

Thank you, Game of Thrones casting agent

[rufuspaul]

Glad to see Emilia Clarke getting some love. Natural ****in beauty at its best

Thank you, Game of Thrones casting agent


:applause:

[rufuspaul]

That wear is just from poor workmanship.


That makes no sense. Glad you're not my dentist.

[MightyWhitey]

#7 Kerry Washington should be 12,098 on that list and she's #7. Kate Upton should have been #1 and then Emilia at #2 followed by Mila Kunis at #3. Rhianna and her bat like face should not have been on that list.