Got a date on Saturday

[Jameerthefear]

Going to the movies with the girl I'm always talking about. Fvck the haters. I fvcking did it. Suck my ****ing dick. I'm the best :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
Technically it's a date and a hangout with friends since her friend is coming and mine is too.

[Jameerthefear]

oh and in before you guys use the same tired shit:
post pics of anime pillows or something. i don't care.

[qrich]

Fleshlight should be there by then eh.

Enjoy :cheers:

[treadster]

Going to the movies with the girl I'm always talking about. Fvck the haters. I fvcking did it. Suck my ****ing dick. I'm the best :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
Technically it's a date and a hangout with friends since her friend is coming and mine is too.
Your sister?
jk

[ForeverHeat]

inb4 "date" and "hangout with friends" is this paedo and his female lawyer going to court.

[Levity]

good job. we're all real proud of you.

also, girls love when you make them pay for themselves and you. so food for thought.

[rufuspaul]

I could say something really mean here. Really I could.

[QuebecBaller]

Your sister?


:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Le Shaqtus]

Mah boy :rockon:

[9erempiree]

She already cheating on the OP.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/6/25/159c013f-718e-4728-87b5-d4eae27f7e05.jpg

[outbreak]

is it the girl from just2mcfly's thread?

just kidding

good going jameer!

Just be nice and buy her some popcorn, don't try and make too many moves like you did last time when you bragged about the girl and she found out.

[ForeverHeat]

is it the girl from just2mcfly's thread?

just kidding

good going jameer!

Just be nice and buy her some popcorn, don't try and make too many moves like you did last time when you bragged about the girl and she found out.

That would be best ISH story line ever :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

if you dont fvck on the first date

dont ever think about showing your face around here, bud
:(

[Jameerthefear]

is it the girl from just2mcfly's thread?

just kidding

good going jameer!

Just be nice and buy her some popcorn, don't try and make too many moves like you did last time when you bragged about the girl and she found out.
omg i just read that shit :lol hilarious

[Myth]

Saturday is a backup day. Her real date will be on Friday night and it will be 1 on 1 versus a small group.

[Jameerthefear]

Saturday is a backup day. Her real date will be on Friday night and it will be 1 on 1 versus a small group.
She ain't that kind of girl.

[East_Stone_Ya]

She already cheating on the OP.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/6/25/159c013f-718e-4728-87b5-d4eae27f7e05.jpg

:oldlol:

[riseagainst]

these pics.
:roll: :roll:

anyway good luck OP. Dont let your friend steal this girl.

:rockon:

[ROCSteady]

We should take bets on over/under Jameer losing his virginity at the age of 27

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

We should take bets on over/under Jameer losing his virginity at the age of 27

There's actually a good chance he's already that age. Maybe even older.

[IamRAMBO24]

Congrats. I'm happy for you. Don't let these guys beat you down; they're acting tough because they are generally insecure themselves.

[CelticBaller]

We made it :applause:

[AKA AAP 23]

Good job. You are progressing much better in this aspect of life than 9erempire, russwest, and 99% of Kobe fans. And you're only 14 or 15, or however old you are.

I wonder what the hell russwest does if he ever manages to get a date. I mean, where does he take the very unfortunate girl out to eat? Do they go dutch, because paying for someone is "beta as ****"? Does he take her out to the local taco bell just to avoid tipping and to take advantage of free refills of water? Does he go on special menu days since his alpha-like $8/hr job limits him to?

[KingBeasley08]

Nice man! Baby steps, baby steps

[oarabbus]

Good job. You are progressing much better in this aspect of life than 9erempire, russwest, and 99% of Kobe fans. And you're only 14 or 15, or however old you are.

I wonder what the hell russwest does if he ever manages to get a date. I mean, where does he take the very unfortunate girl out to eat? Do they go dutch, because paying for someone is "beta as ****"? Does he take her out to the local taco bell just to avoid tipping and to take advantage of free refills of water? Does he go on special menu days since his alpha-like $8/hr job limits him to?

:oldlol:

[outbreak]

Good job. You are progressing much better in this aspect of life than 9erempire, russwest, and 99% of Kobe fans. And you're only 14 or 15, or however old you are.

I wonder what the hell russwest does if he ever manages to get a date. I mean, where does he take the very unfortunate girl out to eat? Do they go dutch, because paying for someone is "beta as ****"? Does he take her out to the local taco bell just to avoid tipping and to take advantage of free refills of water? Does he go on special menu days since his alpha-like $8/hr job limits him to?

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

I think he waits for a friend to hire a hooker then get's sloppy seconds when there's 5-10 left on the clock, according to him an alpha let's a beta pay for things so that it ends up cheaper for him.

[Boarder Patrol]

:applause:

[Jameerthefear]

:applause:
Once you get the taste of puss your little anime obsession will be gone.
i watch anime for entertainment not to get off

[JohnFreeman]

Taking a girl to the movies? How predictable and boring.

[JohnFreeman]

Good job. You are progressing much better in this aspect of life than 9erempire, russwest, and 99% of Kobe fans. And you're only 14 or 15, or however old you are.

I wonder what the hell russwest does if he ever manages to get a date. I mean, where does he take the very unfortunate girl out to eat? Do they go dutch, because paying for someone is "beta as ****"? Does he take her out to the local taco bell just to avoid tipping and to take advantage of free refills of water? Does he go on special menu days since his alpha-like $8/hr job limits him to?
:biggums: Cold

[HarryCallahan]

Taking a girl to the movies? How predictable and boring.

Homeboy still gets more pvssy than you.

[JohnFreeman]

Homeboy still gets more pvssy than you.
Ok?

[Jameerthefear]

Homeboy still gets more pvssy than you.
:applause:

[Le Shaqtus]

Show her Attack on Titan and she'll fall in love with you


Taking a girl to the movies? How predictable and boring.

It still works though

[Jameerthefear]

Show her Attack on Titan and she'll fall in love with you



It still works though
i don't think she would like that :lol

[ROCSteady]

Jameer needs to experience how to work some ***** for the sake of this board. I jus really hope he doesn't ever procreate

[Le Shaqtus]

i don't think she would like that :lol

Probably not :oldlol:

[Bandito]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XkxbVobqBmA/ULJgnukGKRI/AAAAAAAAa2o/DahGRs6SzJc/s1600/korean-married-pillow.jpg

And they live happily ever after...!

http://media3.giphy.com/media/MpHGtb8s1gwow/giphy.gif

[JohnFreeman]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XkxbVobqBmA/ULJgnukGKRI/AAAAAAAAa2o/DahGRs6SzJc/s1600/korean-married-pillow.jpg

And they live happily ever after...!

http://media3.giphy.com/media/MpHGtb8s1gwow/giphy.gif
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer needs to experience how to work some ***** for the sake of this board. I jus really hope he doesn't ever procreate
mixed babies

[Jameerthefear]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XkxbVobqBmA/ULJgnukGKRI/AAAAAAAAa2o/DahGRs6SzJc/s1600/korean-married-pillow.jpg

And they live happily ever after...!

http://media3.giphy.com/media/MpHGtb8s1gwow/giphy.gif
bandito i'm disappointed in you since you should know the type of artstyle/girls i'm into :no:

[absalom]

Going to the movies with the girl I'm always talking about. Fvck the haters. I fvcking did it. Suck my ****ing dick. I'm the best :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
Technically it's a date and a hangout with friends since her friend is coming and mine is too.


You are not even out of the 1st base kiddo. :no:

Goodluck btw :cheers:

[Smook A.]

Nice job

[JohnFreeman]

Dinner is a better option, more personal. What movie are you seeing?

[ROCSteady]

mixed babies

No seriously, never spread your DNA and chance it having your psyche or genetics. The ethnicity of the mother doesn't matter. In fact, I bet any woman who willingly screws you had a litany of terrible irreversible things wrong with her that also would heighten your child's abnormalcy from the jump. Don't be selfish

[Jameerthefear]

No seriously, never spread your DNA and chance it having your psyche or genetics. The ethnicity of the mother doesn't matter. In fact, I bet any woman who willingly screws you had a litany of terrible irreversible things wrong with her that also would heighten your child's abnormalcy from the jump. Don't be selfish
I'm pretty normal. I just watch anime. That's it. Only difference between me and you. That I enjoy a type of entertainment that you dislike.

[outbreak]

No seriously, never spread your DNA and chance it having your psyche or genetics. The ethnicity of the mother doesn't matter. In fact, I bet any woman who willingly screws you had a litany of terrible irreversible things wrong with her that also would heighten your child's abnormalcy from the jump. Don't be selfish

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/english51.gif

[JohnFreeman]

No seriously, never spread your DNA and chance it having your psyche or genetics. The ethnicity of the mother doesn't matter. In fact, I bet any woman who willingly screws you had a litany of terrible irreversible things wrong with her that also would heighten your child's abnormalcy from the jump. Don't be selfish
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Mark-Wahlberg-Shock-and-Confused-Look.gif

[TheReal Kendall]

Is this a double date?


If not then it's just a bunch of friends going to the movies together.

[ROCSteady]

I'm pretty normal. I just watch anime. That's it. Only difference between me and you. That I enjoy a type of entertainment that you dislike.

I'm just fckin around. Have fun on your date, try not to be or act too nervous and reserved. I don't even really have anything against anime other than ignorant judgment, never watched one.

Seriously tho, congrats on what you consider a personal achievement. Just don't talk about Lebron or Kobe to any degree or you're fcked :lol

There are probably many differences between you and I but that doesn't mean I'm actually serious about wishing ill of your personal life bro. Walk smooth, speak with purpose, laugh but don't force it and you'll be ok.

[b1imtf]

lol wtf

[oh the horror]

It is really a date when her friends are coming and yours are too?

[JohnFreeman]

It is really a date when her friends are coming and yours are too?
Yeah wtf...this isn't a date.

[DonDadda59]

Don't listen to these thirsty, hating ass bitches Jameer. They're just mad that you might be getting your tip wet in a crazy group orgy in a few days and they'll be sitting in front of their screens, all bitter n shit. Jerkin it to Kate Upton or some underage Disney star.

Have fun :cheers:

[Milbuck]

It's not technically a date until you PM me pics of her juicy snatch. I'll confirm it to the forum when I get them :cheers:

[JohnFreeman]

It's not technically a date until you PM me pics of her juicy snatch. I'll confirm it to the forum when I get them :cheers:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/hansen.png

[salwan]

It's not technically a date until you PM me pics of her juicy snatch. I'll confirm it to the forum when I get them :cheers:

:biggums: she's probably not older than 14

[GASOL IS GOAT]

:biggums: she's probably not older than 14
Well Jameer refers to his sister as "younger sister" and he's only 15 so you're probably right.

[salwan]

Well Jameer refers to his sister as "younger sister" and he's only 15 so you're probably right.

:D

Inb4 Milbuck is 13 years old. That would explain many things.

[russwest0]

demand she give you roadhead on the first date or else she gon have to walk home

[tomtucker]

is she asian ?

[Myth]

Jameer, is your mom or her mom driving you two to the movie?

[tomtucker]

Jameer, is your mom or her mom driving you two to the movie?

In Alabama, your mom is your date


:pimp:

[absalom]

is she asian ?

Jam Jam likes white girls.

[outbreak]

guys your forgetting that at 15-16 a date involves friends a lot of the time, when I was 15 most early dates with girls started with groups of friends coming along even when everyone knew it was you two who would be hooking up eventually.

[outbreak]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/60dbbaf177c64c38db5399ae5176d74c/tumblr_mhwmzqPPUx1rg0lgoo1_500.gif

after the whole amazon debacle I think jameers parents will be happy he is seeing a real girl

[waseem780]

There is a big chance she will fall for your friend make sure that doesn't happen

[oh the horror]

guys your forgetting that at 15-16 a date involves friends a lot of the time, when I was 15 most early dates with girls started with groups of friends coming along even when everyone knew it was you two who would be hooking up eventually.



Whaaaa?

[ForeverHeat]

There is a big chance she will fall for your friend make sure that doesn't happen

:oldlol: Waseem, bro, do you have anything to tell us? :D

[Jameerthefear]

guys your forgetting that at 15-16 a date involves friends a lot of the time, when I was 15 most early dates with girls started with groups of friends coming along even when everyone knew it was you two who would be hooking up eventually.
this. it's basically a date with more peopl

[Smook A.]

Yo jameer what are you? Just wondering. Alot of people say you're a 12 year old white/black dude and I've seen some say you're 16. What are you lol

[Black and White]

this. it's basically a date with more peopl

You mean friends hanging out at the movies?

[Jameerthefear]

Yo jameer what are you? Just wondering. Alot of people say you're a 12 year old white/black dude and I've seen some say you're 16. What are you lol
15. I turn 16 in a few months though.

[ForeverHeat]

Yo jameer what are you? Just wondering. Alot of people say you're a 12 year old white/black dude and I've seen some say you're 16. What are you lol

The 15 year old kid called Jameer who lives in Alabama is an urban myth who is only physically present in the matrix that is Insidehoops message board.

[Jameerthefear]

The 15 year old kid called Jameer who lives in Alabama is an urban myth who is only physically present in the matrix that is Insidehoops message board.
yep. the evidence i have posted (school textbooks, permit, voice) mean nothing.

[ROCSteady]

I believed the young man once he recorded audio evidence of his voice.

I won't doubt the legitimacy of his claims unless my instincts tell me otherwise.

[Jameerthefear]

I believed the young man once he recorded audio evidence of his voice.

I won't doubt the legitimacy of his claims unless my instincts tell me otherwise.
i don't even dislike the people who say i'm an old man. i don't like being called a pedophile though.

[ROCSteady]

Who would like that shit? Any healthy person would be enraged at being called that, even in jest.

[16X]

Have fun Jameer.

[QuebecBaller]

In Alabama, your mom is your date


:pimp:


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[JUDGE WITNESS]

ah, your left hand and some socks huh what a saturday night

[outbreak]

ah, your left hand and some socks huh what a saturday night

he's taking his hand to the movies though, tench coat will be involved.

[JohnFreeman]

Jameer take the girl to karaoke and sing a song to her. They will have to mop up under her

[JUDGE WITNESS]

he's taking his hand to the movies though, tench coat will be involved.
aww thats filthy :lol

[outbreak]

aww thats filthy :lol

a few years back some mates and I went to see the max payne movie, I still remember this fat weird guy who was sitting afew rows in front of us with his hand down his track suit pants talking to himself. saying shit like "oh yeah she's nice yeah she looks good max you could do her" was hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

a few years back some mates and I went to see the max payne movie, I still remember this fat weird guy who was sitting afew rows in front of us with his hand down his track suit pants talking to himself. saying shit like "oh yeah she's nice yeah she looks good max you could do her" was hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
:biggums: damn he couldve at least done that in the back

people these days no common courtesy

[outbreak]

:biggums: damn he couldve at least done that in the back

people these days no common courtesy

yeah he was definitley mildly retarded though, I wonder if pauk has ever seen max payne?

[JUDGE WITNESS]

yeah he was definitley mildly retarded though, I wonder if pauk has ever seen max payne?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[waseem780]

:oldlol: Waseem, bro, do you have anything to tell us? :D
Lol once i hit on the hottest girl at school that all the guys want to fcuk , well I had her I felt like she really liked me , one day me and her were talking and my friend passed by and i started talking to him so he joined our convo... since then... she left me for him... then i went into FDB mode on her ass haha

[tomtucker]

after the whole amazon debacle I think jameers parents will be happy he is seeing a real girl

but apperently she is white ? ....... they won

[T-Time3]

It is really a date when her friends are coming and yours are too?
nope, not necessarily sorry jameer but unless its a double date i'm afraid you're misled.
buuuuuuut, nevermind jameer u need to step up and prove me and all these muthafvkas wrong.
good luck brah :cheers:

[ForeverHeat]

Lol once i hit on the hottest girl at school that all the guys want to fcuk , well I had her I felt like she really liked me , one day me and her were talking and my friend passed by and i started talking to him so he joined our convo... since then... she left me for him... then i went into FDB mode on her ass haha

Thats a dick move from your friend there man.

[QUOTE=tomtucker]but apperently she is white ? ....... they won

[Bandito]

i don't even dislike the people who say i'm an old man. i don't like being called a pedophile though.
Jameer is the oldest 15 year old on Ish.

[Theoo]

THAT WHAT I TAL ABOUT MEN!!! my main man jamer have a dates tonight . tell to her that you make your #2 positon on ish with thousends post every week . girl love celebrity

[Theoo]

dont not listen to these hater men the just jelous . comone men i want your in my sex thred make ap osting in the thred if you fk** these girl on saturday . belive to yourself men . if beta like durant can be in nba you can fk** these pussey on saturday i well pray for you jamer

[Jameerthefear]

dont not listen to these hater men the just jelous . comone men i want your in my sex thred make ap osting in the thred if you fk** these girl on saturday . belive to yourself men . if beta like durant can be in nba you can fk** these pussey on saturday i well pray for you jamer
Thank you theoo :applause:

[niko]

Thank you theoo :applause:
It's high school. Don't be afraid to make a move but don't think the world ended if you don't get laid. Just don't get friend zoned. And if you talk about anime I will reach through the screen and slap you.

[Meticode]

Is she smart or ditzy?

[Jameerthefear]

It's high school. Don't be afraid to make a move but don't think the world ended if you don't get laid. Just don't get friend zoned. And if you talk about anime I will reach through the screen and slap you.
i don't really want to have sex with her :lol

Is she smart or ditzy?
super smart

[Meticode]

super smart
I hope you have fun and have plenty to talk about. It sucks when you have interest in someone then there's no connection.

[niko]

i don't really want to have sex with her :lol

super smart
You don't need to. Have fun though. That's the point right? listen and let her finish what she says as much as you can without interrupting. Woman like to hear their own voices and be given props on what they say.

[HarryCallahan]

i don't really want to have sex with her :lol

super smart


fvcking fgt...



Try to make her feel stupid. You don't want no woman thinking she smarter than you.

[niko]

fvcking fgt...



Try to make her feel stupid. You don't want no woman thinking she smarter than you.
Unless she'll let you **** her. In which case she can feel all superior as much as she wants.

[HarryCallahan]

Unless she'll let you **** her. In which case she can feel all superior as much as she wants.

Once you've cvm all over a bishes face, there's no doubt who's the superior one.

[Jameerthefear]

Once you've cvm all over a bishes face, there's no doubt who's the superior one.
That's so dirty I wouldn't do that to her :no:

[HarryCallahan]

Stop being such a little fgt Jameer. It's not fair of you to keep that big beautiful black cawk of yours all to yourself. You gotta let the world enjoy it. Starting with this skinny white ho.

[Jameerthefear]

Stop being such a little fgt Jameer. It's not fair of you to keep that big beautiful black cawk of yours all to yourself. You gotta let the world enjoy it. Starting with this skinny white ho.
Dude she's like 5'0 100 pounds. It would hurt like crazy. Least I think so

[HarryCallahan]

She got a mouth. :confusedshrug:

[HarryCallahan]

Just give her the tip.

[Jameerthefear]

Just give her the tip.
:coleman:

[HarryCallahan]

At least finger her pvssy breh.

[Jameerthefear]

At least finger her pvssy breh.
Dude I'm not there yet...

[treadster]

so today's the day right?

good luck.:cheers:

[Smook A.]

Good luck on the date, Jam dawg

[Bandito]

Today's the big day!!! Nervous?

[kurple]

jameer is a funny dude, i'm sure he'll do fine. asuming she knows this is a date (then looks shouldnt be an issue)

just be confident. and pay for everyone (every girl is a gold digger)

[I<3NBA]

try to ditch your friend and her friend after the movie. better yet, talk to your friend before hand and work something out.

then take the girl out for coffee or something. just be somewhere the 2 of you can talk alone.

[Theoo]

jamer i sorrey i have sexed with your girlfreind

[mr.big35]

good luck on your date ignore the betas

[Nick Young]

If there's on thing you must remember Jameer, let it be this. In girl-talk "No" actually means "Yes."

[Jameerthefear]

Jam Jam, what household appliances you sell for date money?
Mom got her check on Wednesday

[LeGOAT]

jamer i sorrey i have sexed with your girlfreind
alpha as fk**:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Jameerthefear]

my tax money payin for your date... that's my pvssy
she 14. ain't legal yet

[Myth]

Today's the big day!

I'm so giddy.

I live my life vicariously through Jameer now.

My life is sad.

[RightToCensor]

How big is her dick?

j/k my nikka, eat that pussay clean

[Mr.Kite]

This is who he's talking about



http://25.media.tumblr.com/6698c6b25819f951b852adeca3509fef/tumblr_n143p69COE1qg78wpo1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6a3c2d7b9e7a1a3f18a827e0e02d6c6e/tumblr_n1435xtJNf1qg78wpo1_500.gif

Chisaki so cute

[Bandito]

my tax money payin for your date... that's my pvssy
:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

This is who he's talking about
Not who I'm talking about but Chisaki :applause:

[ballup]

The Macho can giveth and he can most certainly taketh

[Jameerthefear]

I know

I just want you to remember when you're suckin that titty, that's Macho's titty
I'll keep that in mind

[ForeverHeat]

The Macho can giveth and he can most certainly taketh

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Meticode]

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn-latino/sports/Camacho%20funeral.jpg

[treadster]

Don't get into a car accident

[Boarder Patrol]

jamer i sorrey i have sexed with your girlfreind

:bowdown: Alpha has spoken :bowdown:

Seriously though Jameer, :cheers: :applause:

[HylianNightmare]

Hope it goes well breh

[christian1923]

Make sure you take her to a really empty movie that's really boring. Oh! And make sure the seat handles go up. I fingered a chick for the first time doing that lol

[HarryCallahan]

she 14. ain't legal yet

The fvck does that matter.


Your mom defrauding the welfare office ain't legal either.

[CelticBaller]

Results jameer

[Noob Saibot]

In b4 Jameer says he didn't bust a nut.

[JohnFreeman]

1. buy popcorn
2. open hole in bottom
3. stick d*ck through bottom
4. Ask girl if she wants popcorn
5. profit/jail?

[9erempiree]

Update:

She is alright people. Nobody was harmed on this date and the case is in the washer.

http://cdn4.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mickey-ds-pillow-date.jpg

[JohnFreeman]

Update:

She is alright people. Nobody was harmed on this date and the case is in the washer.

http://cdn4.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mickey-ds-pillow-date.jpg
Shut up. jameer > you

[9erempiree]

Shut up. jameer > you

:facepalm

We got grown men on this site who are fans of a 15 year old.

[LeGOAT]

You get it in??:party:

[JohnFreeman]

:facepalm

We got grown men on this site who are fans of a 15 year old.

You are just a shit cvnt.

[Higher Meaning]

jameer gettin a feel

[DonDadda59]

jamer i sorrey i have sexed with your girlfreind

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a8/a8f67b7d1b18935e93778a22ef5640ba8e487833dc1b303cc8 ceba03af7bdb48.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

It went well :D

[9erempiree]

RIP Jameer.

Drowned in *****

http://www.hometone.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hold_on_and_protect_your_head_with_a_pillow_kvmrc. jpg

[DonDadda59]

It went well :D

Awwwwwww sheeeeeeit :pimp: :cheers:

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[zoom17]

Awwwwwww sheeeeeeit :pimp: :cheers:

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:oldlol:

[JohnFreeman]

It went well :D


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[CelticBaller]

It went well :D
Details

FULL Details

[Jameerthefear]

So we watched Lego Movie theater was packed and stuff so i had to sit by some white people on my left side (my stupid friend almost completely **** blocked by sitting next to me on my right). Movie comes on and whatever. Share a popcorn. Hands touch A LOT. She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery. At one point she got a kernel stuck on her mouth and I sooo wanted to pull the Outbreak Company riceball scene (http://youtu.be/btSIQPJsqiY?t=23s) but then I realized that would have been really creepy and strange but it kept crossing my mind. From there it was pretty much just regular movie watching. I think she enjoyed herself though. It was fun. Not much happened, and idk if she dropped any hints that she liked me other than the hand touching but that could have been because she liked popcorn.

[JohnFreeman]

So we watched Lego Movie theater was packed and stuff so i had to sit by some white people on my left side (my stupid friend almost completely **** blocked by sitting next to me on my right). Movie comes on and whatever. Share a popcorn. Hands touch A LOT. She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery. At one point she got a kernel stuck on her mouth and I sooo wanted to pull the Outbreak Company riceball scene (http://youtu.be/btSIQPJsqiY?t=23s) but then I realized that would have been really creepy and strange but it kept crossing my mind. From there it was pretty much just regular movie watching. I think she enjoyed herself though. It was fun. Not much happened, and idk if she dropped any hints that she liked me other than the hand touching but that could have been because she liked popcorn.

What in your opinion went well? Sounds like going to the movies.

[Boarder Patrol]

What in your opinion went well? Sounds like going to the movies.

That's what they did, don't see a problem. :confusedshrug:

[DonDadda59]

She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery.

So her hands were a good size and already chafe-proofed/lubricated? And all you did was touch them from time to time in a dark room?

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[L8kersfan222]

So we watched Lego Movie theater was packed and stuff so i had to sit by some white people on my left side (my stupid friend almost completely **** blocked by sitting next to me on my right). Movie comes on and whatever. Share a popcorn. Hands touch A LOT. She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery. At one point she got a kernel stuck on her mouth and I sooo wanted to pull the Outbreak Company riceball scene (http://youtu.be/btSIQPJsqiY?t=23s) but then I realized that would have been really creepy and strange but it kept crossing my mind. From there it was pretty much just regular movie watching. I think she enjoyed herself though. It was fun. Not much happened, and idk if she dropped any hints that she liked me other than the hand touching but that could have been because she liked popcorn.
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[Noob Saibot]

So we watched Lego Movie theater was packed and stuff so i had to sit by some white people on my left side (my stupid friend almost completely **** blocked by sitting next to me on my right). Movie comes on and whatever. Share a popcorn. Hands touch A LOT. She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery. At one point she got a kernel stuck on her mouth and I sooo wanted to pull the Outbreak Company riceball scene (http://youtu.be/btSIQPJsqiY?t=23s) but then I realized that would have been really creepy and strange but it kept crossing my mind. From there it was pretty much just regular movie watching. I think she enjoyed herself though. It was fun. Not much happened, and idk if she dropped any hints that she liked me other than the hand touching but that could have been because she liked popcorn.

Noob is disappointed. Dont make me come your realm and rip your precious date in half!

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[Higher Meaning]

Ay don't worry bruh you'll hopefully get the make out session next date

[Jameerthefear]

y'all jealous

[Le Shaqtus]

First date is supposed to be about fun so you shouldn't have expected anything to happen, if she enjoyed herself then you should expect another date to happen soon.

[Combat Wombat]

y'all jealous

Of a group date going to see Lego movie in a packed theater in which you didn't get any? :biggums:

What a gripping life you do lead.

[JohnFreeman]

Of a group date going to see Lego movie in a packed theater in which you didn't get any? :biggums:

What a gripping life you do lead.
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[Wally450]

Theoo is a troll right?

[9erempiree]

y'all jealous

Yes they are.

You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives through you.:facepalm

Kind of sad how they want details of what happened with a 15 year old and his date.

They are pretty pathetic.

[LeGOAT]

You gotta at least get to first base in a movie theater. It's too damn easy. I'm disappointed son

[1987_Lakers]

Yes they are.

You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives through you.:facepalm

Kind of sad how they want details of what happened with a 15 year old and his date.

They are pretty pathetic.

I was thinking the same thing.:oldlol:

[JohnFreeman]

Yes they are.

You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives through you.:facepalm

Kind of sad how they want details of what happened with a 15 year old and his date.

They are pretty pathetic.
Maybe we were all in that position at some point? Not the gay anime stuff, but first dates..

[JohnFreeman]

The irony is that dude follows around Jameer trying to report him. :oldlol:

He's basically mad that he made pillow jokes and no one cared.

9empire is a 40 year old Jameer.

[Milbuck]

What the **** :oldlol:

13 pages for a thread about an 8 year old going on a group date?

[JebronLames]

The irony is that dude follows around Jameer trying to report him. :oldlol:

He's basically mad that he made pillow jokes and no one cared.
:bowdown:

[Smook A.]

What the **** :oldlol:

13 pages for a thread about an 8 year old going on a group date?
Only on ISH :lol

[KingBeasley08]

All good Jameer. Next time grab that hoe's hands and leave it there. If she won't take her hand out, sheeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaants the DDDDDDDD

[Twin Beadles]

Lol i was scrolling through otc 12 hours ago and was like did this really need a thread

refreshed page just now dudes be hounding thread like it's the play-by-play of the superbowl or something

hop off jameer's dick ISH

[Wavves]

They were soft and... buttery.

Creepiest sentence I have ever read on ISH and I've seen some ****ed up shit on here.

[RoseCity07]

I wonder if blowup dolls get a special discount at the ticket counter.

[Spell&Grammer]

You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives through you.


You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives threw you.




Spell&Grammer

[Bandito]

You 15 years of age and you got grown men living their lives threw you.




Spell&Grammer
I didn't saw through your gimmick:lol

[AI Thornton]

Pics or it didn't happen.

That was some quick editing abilities on your part.

[ROCSteady]

Creepiest sentence I have ever read on ISH and I've seen some ****ed up shit on here.

:lol

Are u implying Jameer gunna slit this girl's throat in the parking lot of the theater during date # 2 after the movie is over and he orders large popcorn with extra butter and Ed Gein that poor girl's popcorn hands into a personal pocket pussah?

[Theoo]

sorry about tat jamer she haved a tight pussey and only luberication that i haved was melt butter

[Bandito]

:lol

Are u implying Jameer gunna slit this girl's throat in the parking lot of the theater during date # 2 after the movie is over and he orders large popcorn with extra butter and Ed Gein that poor girl's popcorn hands into a personal pocket pussah?OMG what a weird plan!!

[ROCSteady]

Lmao surely u have seen some crappy horror films as I have? Or read bout the most infamous of psycho weird shit. Crazy what some ppl think of

[Bandito]

Lmao surely u have seen some crappy horror films as I have? Or read bout the most infamous of psycho weird shit. Crazy what some ppl think of
Still that was ****ed up:roll:

[JohnFreeman]

:lol

Are u implying Jameer gunna slit this girl's throat in the parking lot of the theater during date # 2 after the movie is over and he orders large popcorn with extra butter and Ed Gein that poor girl's popcorn hands into a personal pocket pussah?
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[absalom]

Congrats mate and if you got a 2nd date, I bet this would be your reaction.

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Now go get dat sweet pu$$y .

:cheers:

[Boarder Patrol]

Some of you guys hating for a 15 y/o going out to the movies with a girl. WTF is wrong with you?

:biggums:

[JohnFreeman]

Some of you guys hating for a 15 y/o going out to the movies with a girl. WTF is wrong with you?

:biggums:
Who the f*ck is hating? Don't bring your ass around here no more

[gts]

So we watched Lego Movie theater was packed and stuff so i had to sit by some white people on my left side (my stupid friend almost completely **** blocked by sitting next to me on my right). Movie comes on and whatever. Share a popcorn. Hands touch A LOT. She has really small hands. They were soft and... buttery. At one point she got a kernel stuck on her mouth and I sooo wanted to pull the Outbreak Company riceball scene (http://youtu.be/btSIQPJsqiY?t=23s) but then I realized that would have been really creepy and strange but it kept crossing my mind. From there it was pretty much just regular movie watching. I think she enjoyed herself though. It was fun. Not much happened, and idk if she dropped any hints that she liked me other than the hand touching but that could have been because she liked popcorn.

lol nice recap.. funny stuff

Glad you had fun, there will be a second date but you'll have to ask her... Make sure you follow up today, tell her how much you enjoyed the evening and ask her if she'd like to do it again sometime...

[Boarder Patrol]

Who the f*ck is hating? Don't bring your ass around here no more

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Creepiest sentence I have ever read on ISH and I've seen some ****ed up shit on here.


I wonder if blowup dolls get a special discount at the ticket counter.


Not the gay anime stuff...


Your sister?


inb4 "date" and "hangout with friends" is this paedo and his female lawyer going to court.


Saturday is a backup day. Her real date will be on Friday night and it will be 1 on 1 versus a small group.


Taking a girl to the movies? How predictable and boring.


I jus really hope he doesn't ever procreate


Stop being such a little fgt Jameer



Nope, nobody. That's only a couple pages as well.

[I<3NBA]

ask her out again, but this time, ask her if you could go out just the two of you alone. take her somewhere else this time. dinner, stage play, beach, bowling - whatever the **** you want to do. if she says she wants to do something else, tell her, "let's do that on our 3rd date."