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DuMa
02-28-2014, 02:06 PM
http://instagram.com/p/k81oUvuGP4#

http://giant.gfycat.com/ScentedReliableDuck.gif

GETTIN DEM CHECKS!

inclinerator
02-28-2014, 02:14 PM
john wall does it better

215Philly
02-28-2014, 02:22 PM
Is he good? :coleman:

jbryan1984
02-28-2014, 02:24 PM
Couldn't have done it better myself.

NugzFan
02-28-2014, 02:24 PM
He could have blown every cent he's earned so far and still be ok with 23 more million coming in.

RoundMoundOfReb
02-28-2014, 02:25 PM
Can the heat get him?

MavsSuperFan
02-28-2014, 02:46 PM
:applause: :applause: His agent:applause: :applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown:

beastee
02-28-2014, 03:01 PM
Too bad we don't see Nick Young chuck 12 shots in a row to show him up...

imdaman99
02-28-2014, 03:04 PM
With $23 mill I'd build an indoor court and fly all you ISHers and broadcast it live for the foreigners, ain't flying them in :no:

Agent Zero's agent is a genius.

CeltsGarlic
02-28-2014, 03:05 PM
SwaggyP tho :bowdown:

AnaheimLakers24
02-28-2014, 03:07 PM
nick young cameo :lol

aj1987
02-28-2014, 03:21 PM
Swaggy P and Agent 0! :bowdown:

0 is making 20 mil a year. God damn! Is he still playing for that Chinese team? Must be making a couple of mil there as well. Also, he apparently has a couple of businesses as well.

K Xerxes
02-28-2014, 03:23 PM
Can the heat get him?

Christ, this mother****ing joke has been bred and taken to the slaughterhouse. Stop with it already. :facepalm

aj1987
02-28-2014, 03:25 PM
Is he good? Can MIA get him?

DuMa
02-28-2014, 03:34 PM
his dance skills are good enough for Miami.

scott0326
02-28-2014, 03:37 PM
Christ, this mother****ing joke has been bred and taken to the slaughterhouse. Stop with it already. :facepalm
This... And it wasn't even that funny to begin with.

NustABut
02-28-2014, 03:38 PM
For all the hard work NBA players often don't get credited with

This guy is out there, breaking stereotypes... :biggums: :coleman:

Akrazotile
02-28-2014, 03:51 PM
I don't blame him, it takes a pretty big fool to commit $111M to a guy who is that big of a moron. Luckily for Dilbert, he found one in Abe Pollin.


But the people here who actually think he's seeing a liquid $23M this year, or has actually 'netted' that $111M are just... :facepalm


Between income taxes and agent fees he only sees half of that at best. Factor in property taxes each year on his bloated mansion/s. The fact that all the cars and pools and other bullshit he's bought come with sales tax and also depreciate in value. Factor in child support. Factor in lawyer fees from his legal issues. Factor in interest, because even athletes finance big purchases, it's not like athletes are paid 20 million at a time. They get a check every two weeks, and when they wanna buy expensive shit they put it on credit and pay interest.

This dude is probably gonna be broke in 5 years.

KyrieTheFuture
02-28-2014, 04:09 PM
I don't blame him, it takes a pretty big fool to commit $111M to a guy who is that big of a moron. Luckily for Dilbert, he found one in Abe Pollin.


But the people here who actually think he's seeing a liquid $23M this year, or has actually 'netted' that $111M are just... :facepalm


Between income taxes and agent fees he only sees half of that at best. Factor in property taxes each year on his bloated mansion/s. The fact that all the cars and pools and other bullshit he's bought come with sales tax and also depreciate in value. Factor in child support. Factor in lawyer fees from his legal issues. Factor in interest, because even athletes finance big purchases, it's not like athletes are paid 20 million at a time. They get a check every two weeks, and when they wanna buy expensive shit they put it on credit and pay interest.

This dude is probably gonna be broke in 5 years.
Sounds like you're jealous and just hope he's broke in 5 years so you can feel good about yourself.

Marcus Thornton
02-28-2014, 04:09 PM
I don't blame him, it takes a pretty big fool to commit $111M to a guy who is that big of a moron. Luckily for Dilbert, he found one in Abe Pollin.


But the people here who actually think he's seeing a liquid $23M this year, or has actually 'netted' that $111M are just... :facepalm


Between income taxes and agent fees he only sees half of that at best. Factor in property taxes each year on his bloated mansion/s. The fact that all the cars and pools and other bullshit he's bought come with sales tax and also depreciate in value. Factor in child support. Factor in lawyer fees from his legal issues. Factor in interest, because even athletes finance big purchases, it's not like athletes are paid 20 million at a time. They get a check every two weeks, and when they wanna buy expensive shit they put it on credit and pay interest.

This dude is probably gonna be broke in 5 years.
Arenas was really good before he got that contract.

RoundMoundOfReb
02-28-2014, 04:11 PM
Christ, this mother****ing joke has been bred and taken to the slaughterhouse. Stop with it already. :facepalm
The fact that it is so played out makes it funnier in a way.

moe94
02-28-2014, 04:15 PM
The fact that it is so played out makes it funnier in a way.

They just don't understand.

Tking714
02-28-2014, 05:25 PM
I don't blame him, it takes a pretty big fool to commit $111M to a guy who is that big of a moron. Luckily for Dilbert, he found one in Abe Pollin.


But the people here who actually think he's seeing a liquid $23M this year, or has actually 'netted' that $111M are just... :facepalm


Between income taxes and agent fees he only sees half of that at best. Factor in property taxes each year on his bloated mansion/s. The fact that all the cars and pools and other bullshit he's bought come with sales tax and also depreciate in value. Factor in child support. Factor in lawyer fees from his legal issues. Factor in interest, because even athletes finance big purchases, it's not like athletes are paid 20 million at a time. They get a check every two weeks, and when they wanna buy expensive shit they put it on credit and pay interest.

This dude is probably gonna be broke in 5 years.

:biggums: why are you so salty?

He owns a large portion of stock in a huge sandwich chain on the west coast (forgot the name). As well as some stock and real estate. He mentioned this back when he had a twitter a few years ago. He used to give a away a fresh pair of sneakers every 3 days for retweets or answering some trivia questions he would post. He was pretty cool and responded alot.

JimmyMcAdocious
02-28-2014, 05:26 PM
That's a new gif? Gil is in LA right now?

Clyde
02-28-2014, 05:30 PM
Christ, this mother****ing joke has been bred and taken to the slaughterhouse. Stop with it already. :facepalm

stupid things don't die on this board

Jameerthefear
02-28-2014, 05:47 PM
Man I ****ing hate Gilbert Arenas. ****ing scrub.